Not as good as tuesday or Wednesday with "a cop tried arresting me and I lost my place on the keyboard so I responded by pulling my gun out and smoking crack at him"
I’d like to believe there’s a parallel universe where your idea is reality Mario👍. You know, everything’s similar, but food heals now. I’m from Texas so I’d like to imagine hospitals serving barbecue and fixings to cure folks suffering from CoronaTime. Have a nice day, J.
@@themigraineshow Yeah, it'd be pretty funny if healing in the real world operated on video game logic. Hospitals would double as restaurants and first aid kits would probably include candy bars or something like that. Have a nice day, too.
Theodore Smith I would love to see that in real life. Make it a game show. I don’t know much about cheese wheels though. Are they really that big? Even the small Skyrim cheese wheels would be a challenge in real life. “How bad do you want that new Ford Focus Karen? You only have half a cheese wheel to consume. Dig deep girl. You gotta believe!” (This is why I named myself The Migraine Show. I’m feeling better but I’m medicated. I don’t mean anything bad by it. I had fun writing this too. Thanks for bearing with me if you’ve read this long Sir Theodore. Have an awesome night.)
"The crack has betrayed me!" "I have nine bullets in my pistol and over a hundred scissors." "I've only killed 84 people today and two of them were Gary Coleman"
Fun fact: The hell part of the base is still there after the hallucination ends. Makes you wonder if the army is trying to train a Doomguy or something.
Postal Dude is Commander Keen who after years stopping aliens as a child warrior failed to adjust to a normal life as an adult and went insane. He somehow managed to have a child and because he was unfit to be a parent and in Prison for a while and the mother didn't want the child the government put the baby into a new super soldier program. They named him after their most decorated Hero, BJ Blazcovics unaware that he was actually BJ's great grandson. He grew up and served diligently and settled down to have his own child who grew up to join the Marines where he beat the shit out of his CO for ordering his unit to fire on civilians and was sent to Mars. But hey that's just a theory, A GAME THEORY.
Fun Fact: if you play on "A week in Paradise" mode at Saturday right before you exit the hospital you can find all your weapons from Friday at the desk where you open the security gate. HAVE FUN!
What's funny is Postal 2 is only a slight exaggeration of what kinda weapons you're allowed to own in Arizona. Obviously you can't own butterfly knives, I mean come on, it's not fucking anarchy there
@@RobMustDie482 Just like how you can legally own an intercontinental ballistic missile, (example, LGM-118 Peacekeeper) you just can be caught. And even if you are caught, what the fuck are they gonna do it about it? You have a fucking ICBM.
Its the law of FPS. So you've uh got this here nuke? Thats cool. So two barrels of 8 gu. With like 150 or so thicc ass barbed beads and with over 350 gr. Each shot... Oh boy its a paddlin'. Thats for sure. :)
ProTip vs missile launcher enemies: Kick the missile right back at them. I am not kidding. If you time your kick well, the missile gets deflected. Kicking works with grenades too.
If I am playing a shooter and one of hte combat buddies of choice is a dog and that dog fetches me a gun without me telling the dog to do so, then its hte best game
"Give a leukemia patient a dozen doughnuts and you just put a smile on their face. I mean, it's not the most immediate thing that'll kill 'em" Holy shit Civvie
I know that canonically the Dude shot himself, but I always feel like, especially given her characterization in Paradise Lost, (I know it would be a retcon) it makes more sense for the Bitch to have shot the Dude. Seriously. Eleven years pass and she still holds it against the Dude.
I finally played Postal 2 after watching your Pro Series, I played the whole week on Hestonworld, I killed 1,454 people, despite almost completing Monday non-violently, and got a "Card-Carrying NRA Member" ranking. Also my stats didn't show me how much crack I used, but I imagine it's somewhere between 'A lot' and 'All of it'.
"Shotgun...?" is an extremely rare weapon that is also called "Beta Shotgun" and it's believed to be an early version of the shotgun from the alpha/beta development stages of thr game, also if you use the give all weapons cheat it won't give it to you.
It can be found on Tuesday-Friday in the truck lot. If you position yourself on top those gateways into the lot (stand on the rising edge of it) and jump on to the roof (either side of the roof works), you will find a submachine gun on each side of the roof. However, the middle part of the roof holds the Beta Shotgun. You will have to perform a curved jump to reach it.
My favorite mission in any POSTAL game is the one where you're at the RWS house and you have to kill zombies. I love the idea that Vince and Mike J have a fucking stockpile of weapons, ammo, armor, and health kits. They've got assault rifles, SMGs, handguns, shotguns, rocket launchers, and fucking napalm launchers, as well as a chainsaw and plenty of grenades. It's such a funny yet somehow awesome concept.
My favourite thing about the pigeon mission cutscene (that you cut out) is Vince mentioning the quality of the video when talking about the budget as well as the cameraman laughing quietly
"am I that evil?" you released an unkillable hellhound infected with a deadly bioweapon onto a small town while high on crack before nuking that same town two days later, with myriad atrocities surrounding those events. you're not just evil, you're based.
Oh mate I've got more for you. Try setting someone on fire. Then when they are crawling and burnt, piss on them to put them out, then taze them to prevent their health dropping to zero. They'll then recover and you'll have hideously burnt 1hp peds running about. Tazer revival!
25:00 was the part with the only joke in the game that made me laugh for it's face value joke; there were guys at the end of the tunnel next to the warhead, I shot them with a grenade launcher, and everything exploded, then you got an animation of earth exploding that caught me so off guard
Civvie, death incarnate, destroyer of worlds edit: I made this comment before he reaped everything with a scythe.... Seems I was more right than I thought
25:15 The weapon IS in vanilla postal 2. Right behind your van you spawn everyday (from Monday to Friday) there is a secret hole that goes to an underground terrorist base. If you defeat these terrorists you'll get the nuke rocket launcher and some ammo
@@Potaogirl-qm3ys I'm certain that there isn't a sith in the universe brave enough to train the dude to use space magic, one wrong look and they have a new chest hole courtesy of (insert weapon here). They have standards of being betrayed, train the student to mastery first and then try to kill them. The dude just doesn't have the patience for that. ...unless they provide him free crack.
I found out a weird loophole with the cats by total accident: When they're attacking in a tornado, drop catnip and then immediately pick it back up. The cats will stop freaking out, and will remain friendly -- and some you can even pick up.
@@flushedgaming7821 Did you play on Enhanced mode? I fought him first time around on Average and it took several hits with the SSG to scrape small chunks of his HP, did it again in Enhanced and it's almost guaranteed to do +900 dmg
It felt like an endless drawn out excuse to have corridor shooting with a story that was a bit too heavy on the nose about their dispute with the publisher.
KingLich base on how his early episodes has that intro were it says civvie’s dungeons yeah I think he was inspired by ross. That being said I actually found this guy after watching ross latest videochat, where he recommended civvie so there’s that
Maybe the USDOSC facility is a front for the game dungeon and Civvie is one of the inmates. That or it's owned by Gizmonic Institute. Probably a bit of both.
Going to be honest, wasn't a fan of the apocalypse weekend part of this game, way too scripted, most of the jokes fell flat, and many of the sections were boring. Though the weapons were fun.
The context is kind of lost on modern gamers, but expansions like this were common. It isnt meant to be a sequel, just a few bonus levels to play in. If they did it as an unscripted open world thing, they would pretty much have to just make an entire sequel.
@Michael Persico Exactly, and to be honest I just thought it was cool to take this psychotic spree shooter protagonist and throw him in to all those insane situations. Zombies are old hat now, but the idea of your shooter just suddenly becoming a zombie survival game temporarily was pretty fucking novel at the time.
I recently beat Postal 2 and apocalypse weekend on Insano difficulty, so everyone had a random weapon on them, it makes everything in the hospital so much easier, because I got a napalm launcher early on and it was pretty fun
also "Bryan Survived" refers to an RWS guy on the roof to the left of where you wake up on Sunday and he has like 1 hit point. I tried for ages to keep him alive last time I played but he kept catching the edge of splash damage and dying. Or getting hit by a zombie chunk
Good vid civvie. Postal 3 gonna be a shitshow ... and that is putting it very lightly like light at a feather. On a side note I think you can get the mini-nuke in normal weekday postal 2 you just have to on Friday go to Al-Qaeda and instead of the WMD they have the mini-nuke. don't know if you have to do Al-Qaeda before Friday also thou
I've watched this playthrough many times on your channel. Kinda cheesy to say, Civie, but your vids and choice of content always feels nice to come back to. Didn't even know Blood was a thing until your channel. Hope you're doing well.
So I was playing through the entire week on the steam version and when you go to leave the hospital you get all your shit back from Friday and having a sledgehammer really helps on the nightmare Garry's
As a person born and raised in Arizona, yes this is all very accurate and the events in the game were actually based on real events by the dude himself
I will say this: the dude didn't shoot himself, the bitch did. She got pissed that he didn't get her her rocky road and so she shot him in the head for his incompetence. ... And I'm saying this knowing full and we'll civies probably played this dlc several times before and probably knew this fact.
Good and wacky expansion, but it does feel a bit derivative from the average Postal experience. 17:13: Good movie, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes. Even has Marilyn Monroe's signature song.
