Pro Postal: Paradise Lost - Monday 

Thanks for checking out PL. You may be interested to know that the photo of the Dude and Champ was based on an actual photo of Vince and Champ. We asked him what kind of photo he would use if he was asking around for his lost dog, and that's one he provided.

I love that fact that this game openly hates Postal 3 too. It's not often you see stuff like this.

This whole Paradise lost is likely to be the tribute to Champ, Vince Desi's real pitbull dog who passed away 10 years ago.

This game is basically an alternate universe version of Fallout New Vegas

I just realised the lawman outfit has a yellow hanky on the left back pocket. And going by the queer man's hanky code, that outfit was worn by a watersports type of person.

'Uninstall (Postal 3) and install Postal 2 and hope for Postal 4' RWS wasn't kidding.

During an interview both Mike J and Vince Desi said that Postal 2 Paradise Lost wasn't made on the official Unreal 2 engine but was made on a cracked beta version because that's all they could get at the time

1:21 Funny thing is, according to beyondunreal wiki, Postal 2 runs on some some frankenstein of an engine made of UT99 and UT2003

12:17 I just realized that krotchy's hat is a condom

"I wish I'd been here a little earlier to kick that chair." Wow XD shots fired.

"Uninstall and install Postal 2 and hope for Postal 4" Oh boy this aged so well like a fine wine with how things are nowdays, and its so goddamn funny that its almost scary how it predicted Postal 4 being an actual thing nowdays too.

13:09 "Stock Horror Scream". All jokes aside, i feel Corey Cruise did a good job with the voice. Such a shame it was Postal 3.

9:22 if postal dude ever gets in a fighting game and they want to reference civvie, make this one of those special moves with an energy bar.

PRO-TIP: The Velociraptors are one of the hardest enemies in all of Postal 2, but they actually have one weakness: bladed weapons like the axe. It's the only thing that will cause them to reel back in hitstun, which I think was a nice touch by RWS.

Even Postal 2 hates Postal 3

I like how The Postal Dude is secretly flipping people off when he shows the picture.

0$ spent into drugs?! What are you, a purist or a saint?

Paradise Lost is genuinly one of the best DLCs of all time, especially due to the effort and genuine humanity behind its creation. If there is any humanity left in something where you can smash a mutated ball sack with a baseball bat :V

1:55 Actually, Gat Out Of Hell had a unique map. It's, like, one of the few things I like and remember about it.

Headbanging to Civvie firing dual pistols. I regret nothing.

RU-vid: This video might be inappropriate Me: That's why am I here.

I feel bad for Corey Cruise, he got out in Postal 3, he has a great voice, the shitty game wasn’t even he fault

9:22 I actually have a very similar rule, except the song is Replica by Fear Factory. Good to know I'm not the only one who does this.

9:38 Love it when Civvie goes full on and fucks around with Painkiller every time lol

I mean, I automatically like your videos, but Judas Priest part... I didn't even wait till the end.

At 5:30 I always expect the cow to drop dead when he shows her the picture

It's cute how worried dude is about his dog

The guy who did the voice for the Postal Dude in P3 did such a good job, that I honestly didn't realize that it wasn't the same actor as P2 until this DLC put them side by side.

8:29 Did Civvie just predict NFT's?

I hated the game back in the day, mostly for its awful gunplay and overall ugliness, but you've made me appreciate it for what it is after all these years. RWS deserve all the respect they can get, despite that horrid gunplay (by this I still stand). I guess I was too young to understand the true value of Postal 2 - how the cheese and the clunkiness actually help simulate them unique, random events, so that the game's technical imperfections actually benefit the gameplay, etc. Cool, meta stuff actually.

Judas Priest - Painkiller

Paradise Lost is easily my favorite expansion of all time (tied with Shivering Isles of course)

UT2004 ran uengine 2. Probably the best UT game, with such mods as ballistic weapons, Red orchestra, killing floor..rocket league..alien swarm..hmm

11:10 "Oh... this is purrfect! I wish I was a little earlier to kick that chair" This made my day. Civvie is my new favourite RU-vidr:)

8:57 I noticed the Hard Boiled tune...and really well put in on this part

YES I WAS WAITING SO LONG FOR YOU TO START PARADISE LOST.

11:34 Postal 4 actually came out and its pretty good

10:24 - shit does that mean that Civvie is going to play Jurassic Park Trepasser? I love that game.

Very tasteful use of John Woo music

I legitimately yelled out "aww hell yeah!" when I saw this in my sub box. Stay awesome and stay crazy, Civvie.

i love RWS they came back decade later and blew PIII out of watter with good old Unreal engine. Bloody cool company.

10:33 HOLY SHIT IT'S DUSK

I don't know why but a game just randomly adding a velociraptor for no reason whatsoever is ALWAYS peak comedy for me.

GamerGate was right about everything.

Thanks for introducing me to Judas Priest Civvie.

"Accomplish with catnip you got a Max Payne way through it". I am dying lmao.

8:20 well that skit didnt age too well haha

I absolutely love I am not the only one who tried to do the beginning riff of Painkiller with the akimbo powerup.

Didn't expect this so soon. Dude, you _just_ finished your postal 3 review! Keep this up and you're gonna burn out, and nobody wants that.

Gamergaters was everybody who disliked journos and devs trading sex for favorable reviews. Sooooo...

That painkiller bit was fucking sick. EDIT: 9:25

9:40 *FUCKING METAL!*

Gotta ask, what is this song at 7:41

I've had this in the backburner for those two years, finally reinstalled Postal 2 and seems like I'll have the time to play it. Angry at myself for losing so manycool secrets on monday,honestly.

Congratulations: you have single-handedly convinced me that Postal III was just an honest (if atrocious) mistake and to give RWS my money again. I'm going to get Paradise Lost now, back later.

Judas Priest is a boomer band. Real metal nowadays has drumming that is faster than those geezers in the 80s ever were.

I wonder if Civvie knows the guy who arguably started GamerGate loves his videos.

Another example of a series that constantly reuses the same map is the Yakuza series. I don't know if 7/Like a Dragon has it, but literally every one of them has Kamurocho in it. The only ones that don't are the ones that take place in the distant past. I think the side series, Judgement, has it as well.

I'm surprised they didn't call Paradise Lost "Postal 3" without the roman numerals as if to say "no no this is the real Postal 3"

Watching you play this game soothes the pain of not being able to play it myself, since lawmakers are tards in Germany and we just took doom 1 off the index postal is still on. FML

11:19 I found this today (which so happens to be the start of my first playthrough). I assumed it was where the wise man was. I then found out it was Krotchy.

Ironic that Civie is in Postal 4

I like how the devs hated Postal 3 so much that they wanted no one to buy it since the beginning, delisted it as soon as possible a year after release, and 3 more years after *that* made a proper Postal 3 themselves. I have a huge amount of respect for them because of that. Really the only thing we need now is Postal 2 with all the DLC’s, and 4 on consoles, (Especially Nintendo Switch) and we’d be 100% golden. I’d ask for online multiplayer too in Postal 2 and 4 much like what Quake is doing, and maybe even user made supported mods, but I feel as if that would be too much to ask for at the moment, as they are doing a great job with everything else. I’ll probably never be able to play these games since I’m too port to afford a decent PC that won’t crap out on me after a month, but I still can’t praise them enough for owning up to mistakes that they didn’t even really make in the first place. That takes some serious balls, and I love it.

11:51: _There can be only ONE!_

>nukes town and leaves >complains that it's shit without him when he returns

11:27 well what do you know we're actually getting 4.

Does the C.R.A.A.S.A.S-rule always come with Painkiller as a soundtrack? Because I love it!

This honestly feels like a game you would screenshare with your discord friends.

I finally saw the episode where Civvie confirms my suspicion that he has been re creating the opening to Painkiller with gun sound effects.

3:00 does people notice that the girls look like Lara Craft

1:30 The Zombie game where you could not run? OH BOY WAS THAT FUN!!!

As a game designer i am now making sure you can do the intro to painkiller with my pistols

Thank you for playing pain killer on the pistols

Postal 2 base game also shits on postal 3 The mall room that had ,,opens june 2016” on june 2016 a patch released carving a hole in the fence leading to a VR headset that takes you to the future where the cashier says ,,dont buy postal 3 that game is terrible”

2:50 YOU CAN PUNCH!?

12:40 Arthur Morgan, is that you?

I remember the first time I found the Raptors I was like "Cool.... dinosaurs..." And 3 seconds later I was like "HOLY SHIT, DINOSAURS, AAAAAAAAAAAH!" It made me realize how many games job raptors when Postal 2 shows you in fact they are killing machines capable of going toe to toe with Homo Dudien.

Civvie I am sorry but I like your content but far cry 4 and far cry primal can use the same map layout because they take place in completely differnet time periods, guess its a bad game if I make a game that takes place in 1800 century london but make the expansion take place in and around london during the middle ages before gunpowder was even invented

9:08 and that's why speedballing killed too many of my senior class

They should make a Postal mod pack for New Vegas. The textures would fit well.

4:28 translate:good,i think

I was binging this playlist and was on the fence about whether or not to subscribe. After the Painkiller bit, I am not longer on the fence. Subbed.

Did it bother anyone else that he couldn’t break the Turtle tank glass?

3:19 - Dilbert from Paradise PD

That Painkiller bit was amazing!

Well bro they destroyed my safe space sorry civvies disagree

4:42. If you throw a matchstick at the marriage-wannas. You'll gain helath of 200 if you have full helath.

Love painkiller, death has a great cover I love both versions equally

You know the irony of your comments on Gamergate? Soon the games you like won't exist anymore because they are considered "offensive". Then you'll realize the "dumb cancerous assholes" were right all along, but it is going to be too late. See the Doom Eternal butthurt from the media about an immigration joke in one of the demos. Every developer that doesn't conform will be attacked and have its reputation tarnished. Do you think they are going to risk when they have to pay hundreds of developers salaries?

YESSSSSSSSS youre on paradise lost now! God i had so much fun with helping to test this game pre release it was a wild (and sad) ride.

This made me realize that Duke Nukem Forever would've been better off in the Build Engine with a Build Engine mentality.

Paradise lost is to Postal 3 what Shivering Isles is to the fucking $2.50 Horse Armor DLC

Paradise Lost is the ultimate Postal experience, and FPS gaming in general. What you're doing with these series is amazing Civvie. Also can't go without mentioning the clip at 9:35, it's perfection.

anyone else see the dual shotguns and think dusk?

OH MY GOD! Thought I was the only one who shot the Painkiller intro... Also I shoot Rush's 2112 intro.

Before I got postal 2 and paradise lost, I wanted to see the review of postal 3 because I wasn’t gone play postal 4 because it looked to porcupine for my HP laptop and because I wanted to dip my toes into the water and the first review I saw said “postal 3 isn’t real, like half life 3”

3:21 the game is bringing back from when in postal left off, both Monday though Friday and Saturday thru sunday which is why I thought it was clever when civis would run when they recognize your face and the man in the picture (AKA: psycho killer)

your video made me replay this Dlc again, love postal2

I watch the postal series of videos a lot, they're really solid, but its always bugged me that he opens up this video with "gamergaters are dumb cancerous assholes" before immediately pointing out and whining about the exact same thing gamergaters complain about and that he's calling them dumb for. *Maybe if the games press aren't "proving them wrong" then they aren't wrong about the games press. Think on that for a second.*

"Those three saints row games that had the same map" Gat out of hell actually had a different map.