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Join the community on Twitch here: / jasonparadise | This is a collection of puns and jokes from the community over the last month. Let me know your thoughts on this video in the comments! Would love to know what you liked, didn't like, and if you'd like to see more videos like this in the future. 🤘
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@metalgearross1939 7 лет назад

That "tee-hee" caught me off guard.

@vetleallum2965 4 года назад

Thats extra funny if you know who Jared Dines are 🙂

@hamadalmansourr 7 лет назад

“Oh god I couldn’t swallow”

@AwayAFK 6 лет назад

Hamad Almansour … that’s what she said

@itsyaboy624 5 лет назад

Hamad Almansour Indeed 👌

@goldensky9953 5 лет назад

That’s what she said

@TRAVISHERE002 5 лет назад

Mama didn't raise no quitter jason

@DrewMcgough 3 года назад

That is indeed what she said

@midas__03 7 лет назад

Lessons: Don't trust $5 donations Don't drink while getting a donation

@WillStowe00 6 лет назад

Agreed

@_Vulgari 7 лет назад

Most of the time, Jason is taking a drink of something when a pun and/or joke is made. Coincidence? :thinking emoji:

@Ch4pp13 7 лет назад

Vulgari mkay coincidence? I think not. Gilarious? Yes. Hotel? Trivago.

@JordanW9232 7 лет назад

I was actually just about to say that like, he is choosing the worst time to take a drink.

@yaboycyn 7 лет назад

🤔

@orcunsen6514 6 лет назад

He drinks after pausing the game, I mean, it is his only break except after the song ends, so he is using his game-free time to drink :)

@Skyrunner210 6 лет назад

Coincidence? 🤔 *I THINK NOT*

@pat4laifu 7 лет назад

*T e e H e e*

@piter4595 6 лет назад

Pat4lifeu *D O O hoo*

@Djay_B 5 лет назад

*D o o o o o o d i e*

@JediJess1 5 лет назад

OMFG I almost got a heart attack from Text-to-Speech saying that!

@Nepheos 7 лет назад

The invisible drink at 6:20 tho

@Cirvjakaac1 7 лет назад

Tee hee :D

@ThePikaPlayer 5 лет назад

@@Cirvjakaac1 he finna be drinking the air

@Fuzy2K 3 года назад

Chroma-Cola

@Hunter-bd4mf 7 лет назад

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

@wagner-tr5uv 6 лет назад

Hunter i knew it

@Trollgaming1987 6 лет назад

Lol

@reptilprinceoflizardpeople5797 5 лет назад

Tee hee

@blueshell292 5 лет назад

Crowley would approve.

@caspianhorlick4529 7 лет назад

Jason is not pleased, he's not even mad, he just has the look of pure disappointment

@Aaron_Stever 7 лет назад

OH GOD!!!! IT'S CARRY ON MY WAYWARD PUNS ALL OVER AGAIN!!!!!!!

@AeonAxisProductions 6 лет назад

i aint even mad

@hubberducky 7 лет назад

My god, that last one was superb.

@frank144p4 7 лет назад

tee hee

@admiraltonydawning3847 7 лет назад

Mind explaining?

@sumnorsumn6212 6 лет назад

Soup-erb

@irishmanrants89 6 лет назад

That SOAD joke made me irri-table.

@sephjnr 5 лет назад

@@admiraltonydawning3847 "Trust in my self-righteous suicide" is a System Of A Down lyric from 'Chop Suey'.

@hffhd5658 7 лет назад

Hello *woah* ? *woah machine b r o k e* Jason: Hold my beer *3 woah Guitar Hero songs*

@CommentIsUnrelated 6 лет назад

1:30 is so much funnier than it should be. I'm in tears here.

@Hellscrap3r 6 лет назад

His reaction sells it for me.

@sumvs5992 4 года назад

"A reptile dysfunction" Seconds later "I couldn't swallow"

@Astro-ls1zq 6 лет назад

"That's almost offensive considering ive been said that I look like Jesus... Really CROSSING the line." REALLY BOI!!!

@JasonParadise 6 лет назад

Oops.

@cerebralwind 7 лет назад

I was fine until "Self-Righteous Soup and Sides." I still can't breathe.

@Trevor-ti8ot 7 лет назад

TheAncientOmega yea.. sorry if my jokes almost killed you.. they tend to have some toxicity to them :D

@romanthegambler6966 5 лет назад

@@somewhomst psychosocial network it is

@sephjnr 5 лет назад

I didn't think that was funny at all. You fed me lies from the tablecloth.

@fuzzyotterpaws4395 4 года назад

Can someone explain the last one with the soup? I don't get it and I can't even understand what they are saying.😕

@1mariomaniac 4 года назад

I was fine until *tee hee*

@sleepy_gab 7 лет назад

*T E E H E E , D A D D Y*

@hexant234 5 лет назад

Why did the DRUMMER of System of a Down to into the restaurant business? He made excellent Chop Suey.

@michaelpopowich5095 9 месяцев назад

I got one if Lars of Metallica was a faulty android wouldn't that make him hardwired to self destruct lol teehee

@YetiAntics 7 лет назад

I'm surprised the "no punchline" joke didn't get added. That one was amazing.

@jukeboxjimmy8722 5 лет назад

Most people:UUUGGHHHH.... Me(an intellectual): WRITE THAT DOWN PATRICK! WRITE THAT DOWN!!!

@fabulous55641 4 года назад

“Almost CROSSing the line there. Agh, JESUS.“ Oh Jason, oh Jason...

@nicklewis2396 7 лет назад

Chop Suey will never be the same for me

@HeavyMetalHeadMaster 6 лет назад

What do you call a bunch of cows leaning against a fence? Lean beef.

@MajorMandyKitten 6 лет назад

These puns are gold. I'm surprised there aren't any more of these compilations floating around.

@burningfishsticks 6 лет назад

That face he made when he said the balloon pun was like "please kill me."

@junkevus 7 лет назад

I can't stop watching this part 6:15 - 6:45 ,LONG LIVE TO TEEHEE!

@Emp_JP 6 лет назад

the self righteous soup and sides got me

@Shad0wF0rce 5 лет назад

My favorite pun is "The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade, and a slice of orange in the same glass is going to get a punch."

@TheGreatCyberwolf 4 года назад

You know a pun is good when someone's reaction is "OH. MY GOD." (4:17)

@monsooncity484 5 лет назад

I can't stop coming back to this video. The puns are mostly mediocre but your reactions to them are priceless lmao

@silverplushie 6 лет назад

I love twitch pun wars.

@martenwulf 5 лет назад

They leave you twitching.

@Bondubras 5 лет назад

Why was the energizer bunny arrested? He was charged with battery.

@jotting2349 4 года назад

Lol

@HarlesBently 7 лет назад

Wait. You play other things besides guitar hero?! Wht is this nonesense

@wolf-war-master 5 лет назад

I loved the sticky notes joke i passed out 😂😂😂

@BlightVonDrake 4 года назад

"self righteous soup and sides" looks like it actually hurt the lad.

@sleepdeprivedsam7829 6 лет назад

Truuuuuuuuuuust in myyyy self righteous sooouuuup and sieieids

@jessegd6306 4 года назад

De Ja Moo THE FEELING THAT YOU'VE HEARD THIS BULL BEFORE

@PrinceOfTheTimelords 4 года назад

I went to sea food disco I pulled a muscle

@NightSage24 6 лет назад

7:30 Observe, the very moment Jason's soul cried out in agony.

@Trevor-ti8ot 7 лет назад

For a moment I was worried my lack of internet lately would keep me out of this video.. nope. You're all welcome for your PUNishment >:D

@LoraCoggins 4 года назад

I'm not laughing at the jokes, I'm laughing at your reactions.

@chipthiefUwU 7 лет назад

8:12 The moment Jason figured the pun out.

@Brandon2940 7 лет назад

2:49 That moment when Jason added to the pun

@davecrupel2817 6 лет назад

*MISSIONARY IMPOSSIBLE!!* AAAAHAHAHAHAHA XDDD

@scottypittman1 7 лет назад

This pleases me very much. ^_^ And it's very beautiful that this community is this funny as well.

@oldmangaming6495 4 года назад

"Because you need a Paradise to play" So true.

@caspianhorlick4529 7 лет назад

7:40 That reminds me of a scene in Futurama where the professor says "I don't want to live on this planet anymore". Anybody else know what I'm talking about?

@ThunderDragonRandy 7 лет назад

Lord of Keks yes xD

@1mariomaniac 4 года назад

I thought that was what he was referencing...

@bobbydonley7528 7 лет назад

Oh man, I watched this again and again. It was so hysterical, lmao. Jason I think you need to hold off on takin a drink when those tips come in or you're just gonna make a mess of things, lol. :D

@davecrupel2817 6 лет назад

That first one 😂😂😂

@orangegoodboy 7 лет назад

Don't worry, there'll be peace when you are pun, don't you cry no more

@williamstufflebeam4285 3 года назад

Jesus walks into a hotel. He hands the innkeeper 3 nails and says "can you put me up for the night?"

@HaydenX 4 года назад

And where do you put those self-righteous soup and sides? ON THE TABLE!

@kaydwessie296 6 лет назад

DUDE A GOOD FEW OF THESE GOT ME

@adamkaban8507 5 лет назад

My god when it says teehee it's hilarious that sounds so

@adamkaban8507 5 лет назад

puny

@pumpkinpartysystem 6 лет назад

How does the text to, speech decide when to pause what they're saying in between the words i don't, understand it

@Hoozatomic 7 лет назад

I just love these x) Glad you finally got the time to make this compilation :D

@shishkabob259 7 лет назад

we need a best twitch lady moments, any teehees and doooodeedoodeedoos included

@Zararthur 7 лет назад

I so need more of these

@YuushaAnime 7 лет назад

I thought when I heard the teehee that it said daddy, and the Jason choked. And I thought daddy choked

@SurgingSpecs 6 лет назад

Expected a table joke on the last one

@martenwulf 5 лет назад

They swept it under the table.

@BeeThompson 7 лет назад

Teehee

@defcon4824 4 года назад

7:40 is my existence

@eddie-head0155 7 лет назад

I'm famous!! Mum I made it on a youtube compilation mum!!! do you love me now???

@Trevor-ti8ot 7 лет назад

eddie-head01 :D

@bradkemp6369 6 лет назад

Jason has that contagious smile

@senorpeebo2360 7 лет назад

[DRINKING GAME] Take a shot every time a pun is said.

@robertsiudak8507 5 лет назад

On the last one i expected something like "because he had many tables"

@puger9931 7 лет назад

Nostalgia to back when I found you.

@karmaswap7527 7 лет назад

This is beautiful

@manmadethings6986 4 года назад

The next one needs to be called "A Trevor Montage"

@jbed6 5 лет назад

Jason is rock jesus.

@nobodynowherre9117 7 лет назад

I smashed the like button at the dice joke around 9 minutes😂👌🏻

@CrazyJay234 7 лет назад

All of these puns are crazy! I love it.

@dinglebertsamateurhour3309 5 лет назад

Pretty much a Trevor001100 compilation XD

@bosko7508 5 лет назад

7:22 Someone owes me a new lung.

@masonfreeman3468 6 лет назад

Jason is the ginger Jesus 🙏

@axeltenveils6816 7 лет назад

I almost feel bad for you, concerning the puns.

@martenwulf 5 лет назад

So........ you might go as far as calling it a punishment?

@jasonpomazal 5 лет назад

It's probably easy to "spot" a leopard anyway.

@johnriff85 7 лет назад

Holy shit Jason! You are a true national treasure and an amazing person!

@ARM0RP0WER 5 лет назад

I guess you can say that last pun was "superb"

@nickdesimone6208 6 лет назад

5:34 Jared Dines anyone?

@leviathanqueen3780 5 лет назад

-Jason has left the server-

@sephjnr 5 лет назад

"You need a Par'a'dise to play" XD

@HumanDevilTV 7 лет назад

The last one almost killed me xD

@billyhatcher643 4 года назад

man 2 years ago this happened with carry on my wayword pun

@RedRingOfDead 5 лет назад

MOARRRRRRRRRRRR PUNS PLEASE 😂

@Raydia 7 лет назад

So many jokes I've told on stream and none of them were featured in this video ;-;

@kyoobqa 7 лет назад

Raydia Same, dude. Almost.

@ghoststwo973 7 лет назад

Chop suey will never be the same now

@TARDIS915 6 лет назад

2:42 gosh DARN it

@panmanchan25 7 лет назад

I loved all of these. I am so using them

@CthulhuBeatbox 6 лет назад

That last pun u looked so mad

@navyrocketeer77nstsniper5 7 лет назад

Can you do a video on helium

@itsmavis04 6 лет назад

He says he looks like Jesus, but i think he looks like a young Bobby Singer (from Supernatural)

@rachmaniarsetyaputri2400 5 лет назад

hang in there, man..

@wilholloway2924 7 лет назад

Error Paradise • Jason.exe has stopped working

@DerpyTheShreddingProto 5 лет назад

Where are the puns from this? Carry on my Wayward Son. There'll be peace when you are pun.

@daltonriser1125 6 лет назад

Trust in my self righteous soup and sides

@whythisjorgal3341 6 лет назад

BWAAAAAANNNNN

@hugojohansson8419 7 лет назад

YES!!! My hype on this vid was so real. I just love when people just hate and loves their people Tehe

@matthewlabbe8395 6 лет назад

What is Ivan Moody’s favorite meal of the day? Five Finger Death Lunch

@semmieb3e127 5 лет назад

*Tee Hee* *Dooooodie*

@jakesaysknee 3 года назад

I'm surprised that SOAD joke didn't even mention tables.

@fink_rat 5 лет назад

What do you call Jesus with a guitar? *JasonParadise*