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Q&A Part One | John Maclean

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Hello Everyone,
For a great period, I was in reception of your Question's and Query's therefore I decided to Produce a Film where I elicit information as response to the many questions and query's that so many of you so very kindly direct to me.
I thoroughly hope you find this Film to be useful or helpful.
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@crazehgymnast 6 лет назад

"I quite dislike being ill, it reminds me that I'm actually mortal"

@uhhyeah9879 6 лет назад

lexile I want that on my grave

@barbiana1965 6 лет назад

Such a mood

@isaachague3381 6 лет назад

Lmao

@gabrielle1799 6 лет назад

Such mood much relatable

@unnecessary111 6 лет назад

lexile I didn't even know he said that until I saw this lol

@calci2679 6 лет назад

“Trends are for the anxious” what a great quote

@anyal.6638 6 лет назад

xx_monarch_xx I know!!! I was so happy when he said that! Especially because I tend to really dislike all trends!💖

@jasperp.5357 6 лет назад

True, i dislike trends too.

@annac.k.8416 6 лет назад

Well I mean I have social anxiety. So I guess I am anxious. I do enjoy some trends every once in a while

@KGoodnight 6 лет назад

xx_monarch_xx I'd buy that merch

@garnwalkerstables 6 лет назад

It's going into my vocabulary!!! Love that line!!!

@readstoomuch2070 5 лет назад

He speaks in Times New Roman size 12 font double spaced lol

@Tay-ng6me 5 лет назад

My SweetieB speaks in MLA format

@imadisgracetomycow4369 5 лет назад

And _cursive_

@zitronentee2302 5 лет назад

that one is actually hilarious

@juliettedemaso7588 5 лет назад

And Gothic sans serif typeface set in an embossed leatherbound with gold leaf page tips, fully illuminated. Okay, he speaks in tome.

@jamineregnier2924 5 лет назад

lol

@rockintherae 5 лет назад

I'm ready to join whatever cult hes starting

@beautyellacarolmkuma5533 4 года назад

rockintherae 😂🤣🤣😂🤣

@No.1EspurrFan 4 года назад

Whatever John asks im ready to do

@lostsoul4021 4 года назад

I'm in

@kari-lynnkennedy1193 4 года назад

Same

@sistershook5719 4 года назад

Y e s

@ellebradford 7 лет назад

Send help, I am hypnotized...

@moslypig 7 лет назад

Me too. Wtf

@joelleasare2449 7 лет назад

Omg love you Elle ❤️❤️ me too

@indieummy6303 7 лет назад

Me too

@caitann261 7 лет назад

HAHAHAHHAHAHAH

@pureredvelvet 7 лет назад

Seriously same! Entranced

@champagnekylie9082 6 лет назад

Me: shook Him :I was very dubious

@69subswithoutvideos63 6 лет назад

kyle schultz whats Dubious? i ve never heard this word lmao shame

@69subswithoutvideos63 6 лет назад

@Holo Star ayy thanks 💖💖 feels like my english just improved like 100x times xD ily

@alroslee6931 6 лет назад

Shes definitely an ancient vampire

@alejandravalencia8447 6 лет назад

Him, an intellectual 😂

@champagnekylie9082 6 лет назад

2.2 k likes.... Bitch I am the new Beyonce

@MeN-wv4ze 5 лет назад

This wasn't "Q&A with John Maclean", this was "Therapy with John Maclean".

@holloweyes5209 2 года назад

Why’s this so true 😭

@redlikewineagain697 2 года назад

you are quite right. i am a mental health professional and can say that he really knows his stuff. either he's had a lot of therapy or he's just a natural therapist. i don't know how old this guy is but he is filled with the wisdom of someone far older.

@devonkelly44 4 года назад

never heard anyone refer to glass as “translucent cement” but now i will never stop

@Christiano.vibez_ 4 года назад

Me after this video. Greetings Bartender translucent cement chalice of your finest wine please

@pommiebears 4 года назад

trafficandtransit it’s true. Melt sand, and you have glass. That’s all glass is. You can’t make cement without sand, so there you go.

@Christiano.vibez_ 4 года назад

@@pommiebears sand is cement cement? so most buildings are sand castles styled differently wow

@StealingSunsets 6 лет назад

i was slightly ill, *with a cold,* so i called my friends to let them know i was going to die. that's the most me thing i've ever heard

@Martina-vg4kp 6 лет назад

Same lol

@daniellacardente5755 6 лет назад

This wasn't a Q&A it was a TEDTalk

@besteecraft396 6 лет назад

Lol haha genius. I was thinking of the same thing

@kottonkandy0962 6 лет назад

Get this man a TED-Talk

@sl6023 6 лет назад

lMaoo you right

@KLee27533 5 лет назад

John is literally ageless. Like he could say he was 19,45, or 600 and I would believe him 😂😂

@chellym8 5 лет назад

He is my age and makes me feel like a child, he is so well presented, very posh and well spoken 🥰💖

@SaintElmo8 5 лет назад

@@chellym8 how old is he?

@chellym8 5 лет назад

@@SaintElmo8 25 ❤

@SaintElmo8 5 лет назад

@@chellym8 oh wow. I could not figure out his age for nothing lol. I googled it and still nothing. Just the day and not the year.

@MK-dn8oq 5 лет назад

I'm telling you this person is a vampire or something. Nothing will convince me otherwise!

@ashleyyates8353 4 года назад

John: Gets asked a simple question. Also John: Writes a dissertation as an answer.

@danajh_ 6 лет назад

“I expect a lot of myself, and very little of others.” I’m getting this tattooed on my forehead.

@the.paige.turner 5 лет назад

Dana Hussain girl, YAS! It is a beautiful quote. I actually sat here, paused the video and thought about exactly what he said and what it meant, and it’s really wonderful! ❤️

@lisawintler-cox1641 5 лет назад

If everyone embraced this would the world be a better place?

@fernandezrodriguez8505 5 лет назад

@@the.paige.turner for the love of Pete. Do not bring "YAS" onto this channel.

@kristianawilson9038 5 лет назад

Olivia, not everyone who has commented on this channel has been supportive and positive. You just contradicted yourself by calling them an asshole...so by your logic it is now 2 people hahahahaha

@th2110 5 лет назад

Same.....same...

@andrea-sc2rx 6 лет назад

John speaks in New Times Roman

@iliveonatropicalisland6086 6 лет назад

Times New Roman

@andrea-sc2rx 6 лет назад

@@iliveonatropicalisland6086 shit my bad

@ikaemos 5 лет назад

TNR is a newspaper typeface... _for rubes._ John speaks in Hoefler & Frere Jones' Quarto.

@coscorrodrift 5 лет назад

@@ikaemos Of course the font John speaks in costs $200 for a single computer's license... Only top quality speak coming from this chap

@AnGelaGHada 5 лет назад

cursive

@tabithaparrish8305 4 года назад

"I see myself as being fundamentally responsible for my own happiness" Say it again.

@ariekamstra2329 3 года назад

My new bio.

@KattMurr 2 года назад

Real truth!

@AminahMight 3 месяца назад

I as well ❤

@jessiedowlah9988 4 года назад

this is like the softer version of loki

@she7061 4 года назад

The non greasy kind of Loki

@magderska 4 года назад

wow i can’t unsee this

@jessiedowlah9988 4 года назад

@@magderska idk if to say sorry or youre welcome lol

@inkmarksuntouched8201 4 года назад

Oh my lord. Yes this definitely is the softer, less greasy but equally charming beautiful and amazing version of Loki....

@alyssabermido6350 4 года назад

Loki could never

@rushan9583 6 лет назад

Me: soda John: carbonated beverage

@drishtisinharoy2738 6 лет назад

PeachyRush hahaha.. Ikr.. 😂 i literally watch john's 'films' cuz of the perfect english.. Omg.. I can't even

@stelperry 6 лет назад

Drishti Sinha Roy “filims”* god I love him

@pupupurin143 6 лет назад

Me: What is 2 + 2 John: ⌊103000⋅π⌋−10⋅⌊102999⋅π⌋.

@Fatemayesminn 6 лет назад

😂😂

@emilyjerris5664 6 лет назад

PeachyRush I say pop but it sounds like paaaaaaaap because I am from Michigan 😅

@maryannabee 6 лет назад

Can you imagine his handwriting.

@AshlitaKLaGrangeGA 6 лет назад

Calligraphy

@3rdgensarah680 6 лет назад

I can picture him using a quill and parchment.

@canyounot2102 6 лет назад

I never thought of this...

@bunnyhoney7588 6 лет назад

😂

@eddieandalyssa 6 лет назад

Omg. I didn't think of that until I read your comment lol No shit, right lol. Like poetry I'm sure.

@haileyjohnston8968 5 лет назад

John: I’ve never been in a relationship Also John: *gives best relationship advice I’ve ever heard*

@bellacullen1117 3 года назад

Spot on

@KattMurr 2 года назад

I'm a little envious that he hasn't been in a relationship!

@anthonyixib198 2 года назад

Coaches don't play.

@Chicken_In_Chyna Год назад

@@anthonyixib198 or are retired

@RlRdHd 2 месяца назад

Where and how does he come by such wisdom then?

@JaneDoe-ix9fk 5 лет назад

You are not a "beauty guru" you are the definition of a Makeup artist. Someone who knows alot and enjoys their job. You deserve more than you think.

@PassionPno 4 года назад

No, Lord Maclean is and artist and philosopher of life.

@pjfp7339 4 года назад

He should write a book

@Pinnjaaa 6 лет назад

He tells us this whole story about being 2000 years old and I don't even question it.

@nexrosed358 6 лет назад

Pinja I believe he is the oldest soul to ever live on this earth, it’s also hard to believe he is human

@morningradio3116 5 лет назад

actually he is almost 25,000 years old accdg to him

@yorrioeatsass8528 5 лет назад

I want him to be my therapist

@thesun477 5 лет назад

He already is

@emmamm3016 5 лет назад

raydaveed Im DYING 😂💀IM FUCKING WHEEZING!!!!

@neilashley416 5 лет назад

Yes I agree

@QueenPineapples 4 года назад

@@raydaveed eh not to bad

@crysaltheajenkins7041 5 лет назад

"It may seem a little morbid and cold. I've always been a believer that enduring loneliness is invariably better than suffering the compromises of a false relationship regardless of it's context. Perhaps loneliness is the price that we may have to pay for holding on to what a true, sincere, ambitious view of what companionship must and could be." love this statement. It's like John took what I couldn't put into words and made a paragraph out of it.

@emeryjayne 5 лет назад

I'm 100% certain this is an enlightened human being.

@sharaalyana2706 4 года назад

Me too 😍

@regularsizedwithahat1935 3 года назад

Enlightened? Yes. Human being? Idk

@bowiesays6924 6 лет назад

I gained braincells watching this

@aintnobodylikeu 6 лет назад

Me: Jokes aside Him: *Frivolity* aside

@alyD.E 6 лет назад

Jhan Lourd where the other comments at lol

@LL949 5 лет назад

John on why he's not in a relationship: "Somebody might love you, but prosperity ultimately is what gives you true security in life... I expect A LOT of myself and very little of others... and I think that that is a much more realistic way of looking at things; I see myself as being fundamentally responsible for my own happiness... I do think that too many people are incapable of dignity and honor, let alone love; they love us trough the prism of that which they want of us, of what we represent to them in their mind... it can be incredibly draining" 👏👏👏 Same here, no thanks! I'd rather answer to myself than to someone else!

@SaudiLiving1 5 лет назад

You do you. That’s the first thing I’ve heard him say from this century.

@TolerateDaMilk 6 лет назад

Me: Phone Him: Technological device

@eartianwerewolf 6 лет назад

me: jerkwad buttmunch him: marauding thief

@l.t.v9154 6 лет назад

Me: “Oh wait, I have a miniature computer in my pocket that gathers Information from SPACE! Amazing!”

@a.birkinhrms 6 лет назад

L.t.V no.

@nancyguzman8756 6 лет назад

Accurate lol

@mugenmurakami7677 6 лет назад

a literal intellectual 💕

@tocc 6 лет назад

this is my interview voice and Cardi B is my voice after i get the job

@lucialavorato6260 6 лет назад

tocc 😂 I honestly choked on my drink!! Hilarious!!! You made my day.

@CincyChic01 6 лет назад

LOL! Definitely.

@AlucardPeach 6 лет назад

Yes!!! ME TOO!

@mowganashwey 6 лет назад

You've made a perfect comment 👌💕

@nataliapadayas7472 6 лет назад

Lol. Good one.

@kevinrivera448 4 года назад

“And I would throw a gold bar at their head” .... iconic.

@mr.snippy 4 года назад

"I expect a lot of myself and very little of others." If my younger self had lived by this, I would be a much better person right now.

@RetroMonkey1999 4 года назад

I would have had less pain, yet learned many fewer lessons

@edennis3202 4 года назад

@@RetroMonkey1999 John MacLean has already learned those lessons, either from making mistakes (unthinkable) or through observation. I know that there are some mistakes I would rather not have made.

@ExperimentalSurgeon 6 лет назад

"I would'nt have wanted to die and not told anybody...I think it's polite to schedule that sort of thing" solid gold

@shannonsuxx 6 лет назад

ExperimentalSurgeon heaven!!

@JM-df6wt 6 лет назад

I want to like this comment, however there are 666 number of likes!!!!! Not sure if I am brave enough to change that

@miamarvin4549 6 лет назад

😂

@ritha963 7 лет назад

Sitting here thinking how poor my Choice of words are 🤔

@zinag1685 6 лет назад

R schuermann po yep...

@mlfncookies 6 лет назад

R schuermann po 😂😂😂😂😂

@sabinajohnson1578 6 лет назад

Exactly..

@DieAlteistwiederda 6 лет назад

At least I can say that English is my second language and I'm actually really eloquent and well spoken in my first language...but I curse a lot in both languages. 😅

@katerinmarinero2399 6 лет назад

R Schuermann LMAOO YESSSSS! His vocabulary is just amazing lol

@mangachanfan1556 4 года назад

^~^ I'm here because I watched Robert Welsh react to one of your videos... I'm very glad I found this channel. I know I'm late to the party, but I find you very funny and uber posh.. I want to take etiquette classes now!! lol I love you from Miami, Fl USA Be safe and God bless

@Creative_servitude 4 года назад

I found his channel the same way and I absolutely adore his content 💕 also from the United States

@ladyloe588 3 года назад

Same!!!!

@TheNemesister 3 года назад

Same here!

@12dayinsanity60 5 лет назад

"An overwhelming eagerness to establish whether or not I'm a sodomite." I had to pause putting on my makeup because I was crying laughing

@f.a.a.espejel3946 4 года назад

I'm barely reading the comments and you're the first one to write about it. I'm wondering if the joke went over everyone else's head 😂.

@Jenn-ti6fk 4 года назад

This killed me 😭💀

@patrickmorahan2810 4 года назад

I laughed out loud a long time after that one

@kristenduarte4661 4 года назад

I tried to explain the subtle genius of that remark to my husband, but the snorts of laughter emanating from me really undercut the sincerity of my respect for it.

@gothgirlgaming9050 4 года назад

I actually had to explain what this means TO A COLLEGE GRADUATE! Well I tried to but I had to pause a few times to use my inhaler because I was laughing in quite the most unladylike fashion

@user-hf4qy3mt6z 6 лет назад

why is no one talking about how john called his friends to tell them he's dying out of mere politeness? LMFAO

@maggielouise1308 6 лет назад

RAEBELE lmao

@im_learning_bicth 6 лет назад

I C O N I C

@paulinag2055 6 лет назад

Lmao, I lost it 😂😂😂😂😂

@sajana5685 6 лет назад

According to him, it is convenient to schedule when you are going to die

@mokana6234 6 лет назад

I’m more shocked that he’s mortal 😂

@josephlumayno2771 5 лет назад

Me before listening to John: Hey mom do you think this milk is still alright? Kinda stinks. Me after listening to John: Hello Mother, do you perchance believe that this liquid dairy product is still suitable for consuming? For I find the odor rather dubious and I might contract an illness if I ingest such.

@darcyauguste281 5 лет назад

That was hot

@vanessalovez 5 лет назад

Sooo true omg can’t stop laughing

@hazelsaclayan710 5 лет назад

*reads comment in john maclean

@xiongxiong2520 5 лет назад

hell yea i dont know how to speak england anymore

@lisawintler-cox1641 5 лет назад

Mother, call the servants immediately! This dairy has entered into a corrupted state within our very home! Tis a blasphemy not to be borne.

@Saranda4787 3 года назад

When he started talking about self-love and grief and taking care of yourself, I began to cry. It was as if he was actually sitting here, in front of me, and speaking only to me.

@kurta.lucre_ 4 года назад

John: I am NOT an expert and nor have I ever been in a relationship Also John: *gives out the best advice out there*

@Ahxbqidhqnfowu.-. 7 лет назад

"I thought I was going to die, so I phoned all of my friends and told them I was dying. You know, I wouldn't have wanted to die and not told anybody. I think it's polite to schedule that sort of thing."

@baelyn_8237 7 лет назад

Luis Rodriguez GOLD

@shmunbun6604 7 лет назад

Luis Rodriguez 😂😂😭

@bxtchinalexx8989 7 лет назад

Luis Rodriguez IM CRYING

@jenny_rowe 7 лет назад

Luis Rodriguez That comment is what made me subscribe! He's absolutely from a world all his own. And I want to be in that world everyday!!

@flightsandfabrics 6 лет назад

Luis Rodriguez my fav part

@jovanygarza7211 6 лет назад

He says he not dramatic, but uses magnifying glass instead of glasses😂 SLAY QUEEN

@anastasiabananastasia 6 лет назад

Jovany Garza he’s a Lord of style

@lucaortolani2059 6 лет назад

Viewer: SLAY QUEEN John MacLean, a Lord: slaughter them, royal blood bearer

@jetta.silence6356 6 лет назад

He has quite an eccentric old soul ,which I adore.

@christya2488 4 года назад

You are uniquely fascinating. I have so many questions. I can't tell if you're 18, 28, or an 800 year old unicorn/dragon/vampire/angel/witch/alien/supermodel that's come to teach the world. Mesmerizing.

@Monotonous44 5 лет назад

He is literally the most intelligent person on RU-vid you can't argue with this

@sage7352 6 лет назад

beauty gurus: SHOOK john, more than an intellectual: i was quite dubious.

@peti4563 6 лет назад

I was puzzled at first

@myl2955 6 лет назад

everyone: smartphone john: technological device

@audrey3715 5 лет назад

11:50 when he said "you do you" that sounded so foreign in his mouth omg

@annabanana2500 3 года назад

I’ve been crying my eyes raw this entire day...focusing on something that is out of my control and is simply just part of life. People come and go, but sadly, i have not found a healthy way to cope or deal with that. I didn’t realize how much I needed to hear 10:00 until I heard it. The tears have no stopped, and I feel a teensy but better :). From the bottom of my heart, thank you.

@rinnittt 5 лет назад

“I’ve never been in a relationship” proceeds to give us the best advice on the topic I’ve ever heard

@pantyhatgirl7568 5 лет назад

@maekanikhan 5 лет назад

Actually.... Best advice on overcoming adversity, which he admits he has faced a lot.

@boacow862 5 лет назад

Coaches don’t play the field

@jonasaracho1963 5 лет назад

It makes a lot of sense cuz I think no mere mortal is worthy for such ethereal God

@LL949 5 лет назад

"Somebody might love you, but prosperity ultimately is what gives you true security in life... I expect A LOT of myself and very little of others... and I think that that is a much more realistic way of looking at things; I see myself as being fundamentally responsible for my own happiness... I do think that too many people are incapable of dignity and honor, let alone love; they love us trough the prism of that which they want of us, of what we represent to them in their mind... it can be incredibly draining" 👏👏👏 Same here, no thanks! I'd rather answer to myself than to someone else!

@rosebathbomb8709 6 лет назад

this is the voice I read my essays in

@shitymess1953 6 лет назад

Saima Sultana GIRRRRLLLLL I AM CRYYINNNGGGGGGGG

@beccak9866 6 лет назад

dead

@monkeybread3217 6 лет назад

bruh same

@poohcanplay123 6 лет назад

Saima Sultana fr

@anyal.6638 6 лет назад

Saima Sultana omg saaaame!!!!💖💖💖

@asmrbycatmoon9282 4 года назад

I love that you were so honest about saying you've never been in a relationship...so many people force relationships just to be part of what they think society expects. I truly respect you for being so fiercely loyal to yourself and maintaining your high standards ....that made me feel really good....thankyou.

@andresandres7545 5 лет назад

There are two types of Gemini: James Charles and John The Lord Maclean.

@creatrixcorvusarts876 5 лет назад

Andres Andres John is the picture of an evolved Gemini...

@PassionPno 4 года назад

Lord Maclean is the type that has transcended all mortal beings and possibly the immortal ones as well.

@AL-wi6wl 4 года назад

Oh my dear gracious God, I did not know that lord McLean was a gemini.....hence forth I am very delighted that I am a gemini all over again 🥺🥺. I must admit that I was utterly disappointed, sad and with a touch of embarrassment once I found out that James Charles was a gemini just like myself, but now that I have consumed this information I am very delighted, thank you.

@marcalexwatts 4 года назад

@@AL-wi6wl same.

@pommiebears 4 года назад

A L I am too, a Gemini. Born on the very same day of the year as the great John. As much as you may find James Charles distasteful, he is extremely creative and talented. I’d take that part into consideration when thinking about JC. You know, as well as I, that a Gemini is the most creative sign, and this can come with certain expectations. JC is still rather young, and let’s us hope that he will grow up and mature.

@jasperp.5357 5 лет назад

wow, he speaks so correctly the auto generated subtitles are correct.

@jae7171 5 лет назад

Woaahhh i'm shook xDD

@mokimon5079 5 лет назад

holy shit

@irongirltoni 5 лет назад

You're right lol

@sugheyibarra4667 5 лет назад

At 3:40 she said “ embellishing the person, I like refinements” And the auto correct wrongly read “ I like profile” instead of refinements

@amandaroberts5813 5 лет назад

Right. I have hearing loss and I don’t have a problem with understanding him 😂

@haley63247 6 лет назад

he speaks in essay format.

@MethuselahWinter 6 лет назад

Ciara Draud MLA or Chicago formate?

@robyn4111 6 лет назад

@@MethuselahWinter MLA 8.

@Tamara-ov5vw 6 лет назад

Yeah exactly

@veronicasolorzano889 6 лет назад

YOU MEAN AMAZIIIING

@Tea_enthusiast 6 лет назад

Ikr i need a john maclean for my essay to hit the word count

@yes207 4 года назад

"Furthermore, They accuse me to be very dramatic." Why is that me.

@GUIGU32 4 года назад

“We must look at our capabilities as a race” .... oh honey.... you are in a completely more advanced and elegant race than the rest of us. You are fabulous!!

@magdalenalukac8242 6 лет назад

Me: We speak John: We have a language we created by manipulating sound with muscles in out mouth and throat

@graer 6 лет назад

Magdalena Lukač exactly i replayed that part

@fortepiano183 2 года назад

💪💪💪💪

@luxlagerfeld 7 лет назад

"You should always let people know when you're going to die." LOL, your dry humour is lovely.

@YoanaFranco 7 лет назад

satinboys honestly I was laughing like crazy when he said that

@Random.Scorpio 7 лет назад

"Furthermore, they accused me of being highly dramatic." 🤣

@bichen4151 7 лет назад

It's polite to schedule :D

@acmontx 7 лет назад

Oh my, that line could have come right out of an Oscar Wilde play! The Importance of Being Earnest came immediately to mind.

@shonaghkennedy9875 6 лет назад

+Ana Monteiro I couldn't agree more!

@sienna5142 5 лет назад

*"The skies will clear and the heart will mend."* Well then, that quote was good enough to put in my notes. Bravo, my beautiful God, John.

@V-2512 3 года назад

I think he said 'scars' not 'skies'

@rilloramirez9962 2 года назад

A god ? Relax lol

@veronicajo7091 5 лет назад

What a polished and self actualized human being

@astromoonie 6 лет назад

"In those that ask the question, I do tend to sense an _overwhelming_ eagerness to establish whether or not I'm a sodomite." DAWG I CHOKED ON MY TEA

@trucvivianpham9919 6 лет назад

That's such a mood 😂

@mason7031 6 лет назад

Modern English: I realized that you want to find out whether I'm gay after reading your questions.

@barbiana1965 6 лет назад

When he’s homophobic but I don’t care 🤤

@azasmith9021 6 лет назад

Storytalker Boo that aint homophobic 🤦🏾 all he said was that people tryna be nosey and figure out if he's gay or not.

@ReemA-it7oi 6 лет назад

Mason hahhahaha

@carmypanda 6 лет назад

Other youtubers: videos John Maclean: film Me: *subscribes*

@craigriley4642 6 лет назад

Carmymouff :3 it’s not just film, it’s filum😂👌

@thisisdida_ 6 лет назад

Eliza Jane Aitken Curran it's a running inside joke within his subscribers to spell it that way, I'm sure she's aware

@imtiyaazcassiem5586 6 лет назад

When I read subscription is optional I immediately subbed and turned on post notifications

@mirzaanuar5818 6 лет назад

Carmymouff :3 luck

@annefloorfooij7432 6 лет назад

Same

@yupoguiii 3 года назад

"prosperity ultimately is what gives you security in life" made me cry. Thank you.

@madisonmartignetti4678 4 года назад

So nobody’s gonna talk about what John said. “i have an absolute addiction to coffee and chocolate... in many contexts”

@maakkz 4 года назад

We mortal fools are not ready for the truth

@livjunkie 7 лет назад

What kind of witchcraft is this? I JUST FELL IN LOVE 😍😍😍

@thestoat3069 6 лет назад

OMG i said the same thing!!!!

@kati4191 6 лет назад

livjunkie that’s what I’m saying... one video and I never wanna stop lol.

@synicalj 6 лет назад

same here....

@christolfraser3537 6 лет назад

livjunkie honestly lol

@justelle_1 6 лет назад

I know... I'm scared. I can't stop watching

@happinessinkindness3062 5 лет назад

im not even in a relationship and I got over it thanks to your advice

@garbiiiiij 5 лет назад

RIGHTRR

@mayemorente 4 года назад

Hahahahahaa

@intothemagic 4 года назад

I got over all future my relationships from the advice. I have never even considered any relationship.

@oj9060 4 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@emsxbabe1982 3 года назад

My god, I wish I had discovered you earlier! As someone who's approaching 40 and never been in any serious relationship and never really craved it either, your responses here spoke volumes to me. I have sometimes wondered if I should just try to find someone because it seems to be what everyone else does and what's expected of me but I have reached an age now where I couldn't care less and it's wonderful to know there are others out there who are not afraid to say the same!

@stephenwilliams1269 4 года назад

I found this man by accident. What a Joy.. Highly amusing, intelligent and clearly very gifted in his field. Thank you for making a dull world so much brighter John.

@jessica.santillo 6 лет назад

OK.... DOES ANYONE ELSE THINKS JOHN NEEDS TO MAKE MORE VIDEOS OF JUST HIM GIVING ADVICE, OR EVEN JUST TALKING.. ABOUT NOTHING. LOL I WOULD WATCH EVERY DAY!

@kalanae 6 лет назад

Jessica Santillo I would definitely subscribed to his podcast his voice is so soothing and calming

@morphidae 6 лет назад

I'm literally here, barely able to hear him and just watching him speak and his facial expressions and is so soothing hahahahaha

@lisavivola5988 6 лет назад

Yes!!! He cracks me up!!

@saltlessbread 6 лет назад

Yes, I would love to see John debating about all sorts of subjects and ideologies, and concepts. oh my god, my mind is a mess and somehow listening to him the wires all connect perfectly.

@graer 6 лет назад

Yes yes yes - pick ANY topic. I would listen and learn anything. Did i mention anything

@rainyrayrae 6 лет назад

“It’s a bitter reminder that I’m actually mortal” Oh same??? Your dry sense of humor is very enjoyable. I love how completely deadpan you are

@LauraRodriguez-gs9rt 5 лет назад

I was doing homework and my grandma walked into the room and said "I'm going to die" instead of "I'm going to take a shower" (god knows why) and I immediately remembered this video and thought "well at least she's being polite enough to give some sort of notice before it happens"

@evenessa 3 года назад

His eyes are hypnotic! and he rarely blinks

@jesseduenas712 7 лет назад

Your accent is so iconic. And your vocabulary is very professional

@its_Eleanora75 6 лет назад

"And further more they accused me of being highly dramatic!" I relate on a whole new level

@randomuser8022 4 года назад

John : “I’m a Gemini” All Gemini’s: ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

@biancasbox 4 года назад

Pls where did you get those emoticons. Thank u

@jenlf2855 3 года назад

Lol yup

@p.art4705 3 года назад

Definitely! As a Gemini myself, I was feeling the Gemini energy very strongly.

@elisequah577 4 года назад

I love how his eyes sparkled not literally when he talks about his favorite part of being a makeup artist.

@devin6689 6 лет назад

I always feel like I'm taking an etiquette lesson while watching your films

@lucy6172 6 лет назад

Devin Null same

@jessica.santillo 6 лет назад

Devin Null you mean when u are watching his Fil-Ums lol

@eugenioanzures7569 6 лет назад

Devin whatever that means same

@just_cade 6 лет назад

Filem*

@habibasallam7145 6 лет назад

Same lol

@huitrecouture 6 лет назад

"I organized a great almighty huff, which I have maintained vigorously all week." Same.

@crytality3484 3 года назад

Where is John Maclean??? I just found this wonderful person...and realized there are no new videos.

@bryancazares7903 5 лет назад

His “bye” at the end of his videos is E V E R Y T H I N G!

@EnvyAndrogyny 6 лет назад

As a non-native English speaker, I'm basically watching your videos to learn how to properly formulate ideas in the target language which we created by manipulating sound with muscles in our mouth and throat

@sameenfatima143 6 лет назад

Damn

@AdriennesSpace 6 лет назад

EvyAndrogyny not gonna lie I read this before I watched the whole video and thought this was a joke. It is NOT a joke. It’s perfect

@lisapark5 6 лет назад

Omg I was reading that at the same moment John said it

@nataliacongiu513 5 лет назад

So do I ❤

@wynnsomnia 5 лет назад

I was so shook because John said that last part of your comment as I was reading the last part of your comment

@stxphxnyy 7 лет назад

“I wouldn’t wanted to have died and not told anybody.” Subscribed. Automatically.

@jennysmith1264 6 лет назад

That was when I subscribed as well. How could I not sign up for more of that flawless wit?

@ajarofpickles7899 6 лет назад

stxphxny haha me too

@Lauren-zw1mw 6 лет назад

Right?!

@nailworx6593 6 лет назад

here here

@justjen4561 5 лет назад

Am I slowly falling in love with lord Maclean? Yes, yes I am. 😂❤️

@darcishook-woolley2513 4 года назад

John, I adore you. You are HILARIOUS. Why am I yelling? I’m not. I simply wanted to emphasize that I love your sense of humor.

@chloemeyer1053 6 лет назад

Me: I was surprised when I was asked something John: I was puzzled when a viewer queried me this.

@ja2529 6 лет назад

“And I’d throw a gold bar at their head” BAHAHAHAH

@silverfeather91 3 года назад

God it is just refreshing to see a person on RU-vid that seems to be very true to themselves and is well-spoken. You are a work of art, John!

@mcd5478 2 года назад

Even though I watched 3 years later, this video feels even more relevant as we approach the eve of 2022. 💖

@djw8591 2 года назад

Really enjoying John’s content. Just discovered him three days ago. There is so much there both in what he says and as well as what he does not say.

@cordeliax8972 7 лет назад

your personality is so dramatically sophisticated and i love it

@3NSII 6 лет назад

It makes me shiver

@foxsisters6257 6 лет назад

please unsubscribe IKR

@glenncoco8840 6 лет назад

Foxsisters 625 I thought you are asking him to unsubscribe 😂

@mackenzierayn7560 6 лет назад

his voice makes me feel like a peasant

@jaeyunist2526 6 лет назад

+lauren kane not really

@x0Jessie0x 6 лет назад

lauren kane I'm English and I sound like a peasant compared to John too lol

@alexiatirado5951 6 лет назад

I am a peasant

@XxXxJemJemxXxX 6 лет назад

lauren kane I've never come across anyone sounding like this in my entire time living here, aka my whole life lol

@mousecathechaseshimself545 6 лет назад

lauren kane he's Scottish

@stebnchics2143 4 года назад

Dear John, we miss you so much!! I really hope you're having a great time and taking care of yourself! May God bless you!

@SharonGisselle 4 года назад

4:50 this is IT! I’ve always felt like the point of makeup is to enhance one’s natural beauty; to refine what is already there to its maximum capacity!

@sunshineramirez7766 6 лет назад

Loki whomst? Maleficent what? Morticia Addams where?

@ryeigan8024 6 лет назад

Wig flew

@passponegames7874 6 лет назад

Wig

@sov4956 6 лет назад

Sunshine Hernandez hahahahhahaha LOL

@sov4956 6 лет назад

*They all left the chat*

@titimeme8854 6 лет назад

*whomst* Wig: snatched Edges: incinerated Acne: cleared Hotel: Travigo

@MamaCakeFace 7 лет назад

"I'm not so keen on being ill. It's a bitter reminder that I'm actually mortal"... love this and you!

@nacutie06 5 лет назад

I’m actually crying 😢. John speaks to my soul. Such a beautiful human.

@blubylly 2 года назад

This is like my, I don't know, upteenth time watching this video, and for the first time, I'm crying ...because that relationship advice he gives really hit home. it really helped me, it's helping me, I mean. oh my God, thank you John!

@trailorboi7733 4 года назад

You are such an inspiring and wise person. I genuinely appreciate stumbling upon your videos. Hope you’re well

@ashley8835 6 лет назад

beauty guru q&a- q. what’s ur favorite show? a. pretty little liars john q&a- q.what’s ur favorite show? a. gives the meaning of life

@faith5361 6 лет назад

Ashley KSNSNSKSJSJSIDD

@monkeybread3217 6 лет назад

Ashley yep

@passponegames7874 6 лет назад

I choked on my chipotle

@faith5361 6 лет назад

PassponeGames now I want to eat chipotle too:(

@zazooflores 6 лет назад

I think some people dont catch how funny you are

@nicolegerrard8745 6 лет назад

Yes! Hes got little quick quips randomly and they catch me off guard. 😂😂

@OhHelloSugar 5 лет назад

He has such a fantastic dry wit.

@vanessalovez 5 лет назад

I love it !!

@nomdeplume2213 5 лет назад

Oh i definitely do. Its why i adore John so.

@jonathanacosta36 5 лет назад

I constantly have to resist the urge of busting out laugh in the middle of the night while watching his videos sometimes 🤣🤣🤣

@tellmeofyourhomeworldusul6060 2 года назад

I don’t ever think anyone else should be responsible for your own happiness. 💯 agree. Make yourself happy, if you can’t do that, you are destined to be in one co-dependent relationship after another.