Quaint my ride - Top Gear - Series 8 - BBC

Подписаться 3,7 млн

Просмотров 3,3 млн

50% 1

Want more Top Gear? Visit the official Top Gear channel: bit.ly/TopGearWW
Top Gear
Whether you’re searching for a caravan challenge, Ken Block in the Hoonicorn, cars versus fighter jets, Stig power laps or the latest Chris Harris Drives, you can find all the iconic films here on the Top Gear RU-vid channel: bit.ly/TopGearWW
Watch a higher quality version of this clip here
• Quaint My Ride with Je...
Jeremy Clarkson riles up a French designer when he commissions a wing-back chair themed car interior - and Hammond and May are on hand to take the Quaint Ride for a test drive.
Subscribe for more awesome Top Gear videos:
www.youtube.com...
Top Gear RU-vid channel: / topgear
TopGear.com website: www.topgear.com
Top Gear Facebook: / topgear
Top Gear Twitter: / bbc_topgear
This is a channel from BBC Studios who help fund new BBC programmes. Service information and feedback: www.bbcstudios...

Опубликовано:

29 сен 2024

Ссылка:

Скачать:

Готовим ссылку...

Добавить в:

Мой плейлист

Посмотреть позже

Комментарии : 1,7 тыс.

@RevItUp7 8 лет назад

"Quaint my ride." That line in itself is so funny.

@Owlman-OvO 10 лет назад

"Regain control of the cottage!"

@Xenthera 10 лет назад

Oh my god. I died...

@nutsackmania 9 лет назад

Xenthera whens the funeral fuckface

@KirbyMan12 9 лет назад

nutsackmania Typical american tomfoolery. Go back to your cheese.

@KirbyMan12 8 лет назад

amanoncrack Aha, you have taken my bait good sir! Sit down, and feel terrible about yourself for doing so.

@SubSIL3NTPodcast 8 лет назад

+This Guy never have I seen so many pixels.

@CushtyMiguel 7 лет назад

'Ask them, they're Polish, they know' hahahahahahah best bit

@paleoph6168 Год назад

4:14 The face a man makes when their name is said in a sexy French manner. Jeremy was swooned! He's trying his best to restrain himself.

@coolerdaniel9899 10 лет назад

4:12 That reaction!

@wkvalader 9 лет назад

Then he drops Agincourt! I almost died laughing.

@RazorSharp75426 7 лет назад

16th century interior design on a 20th century luxury Mercedes Benz. Top Gear Pimp My Ride .

@thunderheart3516 10 лет назад

What's wrong with chips and vinegar

@georgejacob3162 6 лет назад

Maybe needed French Dressing for her to like it!

@justandy333 10 лет назад

She might be a designer but she isn't listening to the client!!!!!! Really annoys me. When I studied design, that's the first rule. Listen to the Client or you'll get sacked.

@felneymike 10 лет назад

One of the funniest Top Gears ever

@mingyeewong1590 9 лет назад

Jeremy: "What do you mean eurghh whats the matter with chips and vinegar on? French Lady: This is vile that is revolting.

@redavatar 9 лет назад

ming yee Wong As a Belgian, I agree with her :p Fries and vinegar is just ugh. It makes them extremely soggy.

@gintoni2191 9 лет назад

redavatar Even better with Ali-oli, check it out

@SoulessNinja 8 лет назад

It's only meant to be a light sprinkle for taste, you're not meant to bathe them in vinegar.

@henrylawrence-curran1527 8 лет назад

it's quite funny when james falls over in the back and this is quite a show

@heimvar 2 года назад

"we'll try it my way first and then we'll finish" LMFAOOOOOOOO using that

@shabbeall 13 лет назад

lolz "Do you know what? What "this is rubbish" the best top gear Video ever

@joshhodgkins3107 8 лет назад

what's wrong with chips with salt and vinegar in them

@JiggleboneJones 8 лет назад

Everything

@jkahgdkjhafgsd 8 лет назад

not everything the chips are ok

@jacquesmontague2477 7 лет назад

Josh Hodgkins I believe they were refrencing French Fries with Malt Vinegar instead of Salt and Vinegar Potato Chips, but both are good either way.

@TheAnon26 7 лет назад

... your point being?

@Sledgeh101 7 лет назад

I actually tried potato chips with salt and vinegar for the first time a couple of months ago, and couldn't get used to the taste. I was going to write it off as a weird British Isles thing, then I remembered that I used to love onion and garlic potato chips as a kid, which would probably be as revolting to them as salt and vinegar was to me. Kids will eat almost anything.

@bigdogsmallman 8 лет назад

Was this recorded with a toaster?

@Gunsgolf 8 лет назад

More like a potato in a toaster

@FeBreeze265 8 лет назад

Have you seen the date it was uploaded?

@fwank49 8 лет назад

144p was still pretty bad in 2008. 240p was a thing, especially for a massive TV network

@Corydor13 7 лет назад

480p was the standard on British TV at the time. US TV used 576i. But in the description of the video, there is a link to a "higher quality" version.

@NameNotAlreadyTaken2 9 лет назад

It looks quite nice and cozy in the back.

@Jaasau 4 года назад

“Think Agincourt!!” BWAHAHAA!

@gunhugger16 12 лет назад

"how about this, we will try it my way first, then we will finish it." XD

@ycs7143 6 лет назад

10years later I am still here, remember the past

@RyanUsumi 8 лет назад

It's crazy how unprofessional this woman is.

@gregistopal 8 лет назад

I know right

@Kylirr 3 года назад

It's scripted

@TheAndrewlolz 11 лет назад

oh no ! The chimney's fall off ! hahahahaahaaha gold :D

@RikMcCloud 11 лет назад

8:55 to 8:58 has to be one of my favourite moments on Top Gear

@paleoph6168 Год назад

8:55 to 8:58

@Zulikkkk 8 лет назад

not even VHS quality :O

@R2k2 10 лет назад

That test drive was hysterical :D

@my_dear_friend_ 11 лет назад

As far as I have found out, her name is Marie-Laurence Camara-Ferguson. A person of that name worked/s as associate lecturer at the Central Saint Martins College of Art and Design in London. She also won the UK Designer Award for Bathrooms-Industry Awards, Bathrooms and Kitchens in 2005. What is the name of the actress in the program you are talking about?

@martinbond1993 14 лет назад

"Zzzzzzzjeremiiiii...!" I LMAO'd só hard... XD

@Bludiify 13 лет назад

"regain control of the cottage" !!!!!

@judgedredd8657 8 лет назад

he hired a french designer, there is your first error.

@Mr.McWatson 9 лет назад

How is she a designer and cant draw?

@Mr.McWatson 8 лет назад

***** i dunno. decent draughtsmanship seems like the basis of design...

@sonictitanic23 8 лет назад

Yes that's true but you don't need Van Gogh level of drawing

@NonsensicalSpudz 8 лет назад

+sonictitanic23 he was a painter

@shady4091 8 лет назад

+NonsensicalSpudz That was obviously not the point of his comment... And I'm pretty sure Van Gogh could draw, if you really want to argue pointless semantics.

@gregistopal 8 лет назад

+NonsensicalSpudz and before you paint you draw an outline

@jollybritishchap485 4 года назад

This is basically just how Anglo french relations have been since time began.

@iMANTlS 14 лет назад

NICE TURNS !!

@lozJB2 14 лет назад

I find myself quite shocked the lads didn't set it on fire

@chaisack 13 лет назад

i want i want wingback chairs i want wingbacks and i want a stone floor. hilarious

@oliviermosimann6931 8 лет назад

Excellent Clarckson 😊 The BBC toppers can EAT THEIR HATS at losing auch an asset ! 😂

@vr4787 5 лет назад

If they hadn’t used cement and bolt the seats down it might have gone better lol 😂

@otherssingpuree1779 8 лет назад

thats how you turn a merc into a funny joke.

@Foxhaven2482 Год назад

Who the hell doesn't like fries with malt vinegar? That delicious

@DisposableCowboy 8 лет назад

"He is a real roast beef! No offense." What... do you mean... no offense.

@EmperorOfMars 13 лет назад

I want...I want wingback chairs!

@lkfk93951 8 лет назад

there is a fire in the car, than there isn't, than there is

@leesy1126 13 лет назад

3:31 is that a banger in the background look like a mk2 granny or mk4-5 cortina

@TheMxboy199 10 лет назад

I want windbag chairs

@youpie24 9 лет назад

56 miles an aah!

@scifigirl74 11 лет назад

I have been to Anne Hathaway's Cottage and they did not have a wing back chair. I know I asked! This is still one of my favorites anyway.

@TheBeavadelic 11 лет назад

Regain control of the cottage!!!!! *lmao*

@viccummins7770 4 года назад

Man ohh man this is a good laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@awesomecoop1977 6 лет назад

I love these

@kJ.H1 Год назад

For everyone asking Season 8 episode 4

@wjmcd703 7 лет назад

I mean the design that Jeremy did is really cool, but only if you don't expect to actually DRIVE it!!

@Mattb57 14 лет назад

lol! I quite like the cottage!

@Djcto 10 лет назад

she probably dose not know Jermy because he builded a sucsesful anfibous truck

@greenbay331 10 лет назад

amphibious* btw and yea she was kind of annoying I thought SuperSpartanwarior

@morgato4200 10 лет назад

*built

@greenbay331 10 лет назад

lol he really messed up that sentence haha

@richardflood3058 9 лет назад

+Cabby J He also misspelt Warrior. Twice, in his username.

@famalam7301 8 лет назад

Her accent is amazing

@almirbosnjakovic6183 8 лет назад

some one recorded this with a CALCULTOR?!

@AldaryLV 13 лет назад

@Netherlands91 no 0:45 is a ROFL :D LOL is just not enought :D

@generallees13 13 лет назад

6:34 lol XD

@ketchup76000 12 лет назад

True :)

@MichaelCaine1 11 лет назад

and the polish building it....

@Alvi858 12 лет назад

im sure he does

@MrGBH 11 лет назад

And Polish people are doing all the work.

@Amaranthine.96 12 лет назад

OH GOD JEREMY GIVE THAT GIRL A SLAP AND SHOW HER WHO IS BOSS.

@XOIIOXOIIO 9 лет назад

She sounds like she's phasing between French and british accents, it's odd lol

@koolzyer 11 лет назад

hope the stig could have drive it.!!

@marcferdinandinsular5981 8 лет назад

small bathrooms XD

@027fuckoff 2 года назад

This is brilliant!

@justsumguy2u 10 лет назад

His first mistake was asking the French for help.

@Ch1Frequency 10 лет назад

His first mistake was having an idea.

@95SerGo 10 лет назад

AT least he hired good people. :)

@arebrec 9 лет назад

No. His first mistake was opening his mouth.

@Ch1Frequency 9 лет назад

The french are great.

@justsumguy2u 9 лет назад

They can't be trusted.

@MaskofFayt 8 лет назад

Customer walks in: I'd like you to make me a painting Maria: Okay I've made you this sculpture

@stevenduffin6201 6 лет назад

Customer walks in: I'd like a porterhouse and chips Maria's restaurant cousin: Okay here's your kale and quinoa

@chaplainjamesthicc305 5 лет назад

I'm a concept artist and I'd respond in a similar manner if someone would ask me to make something that looks like shit, because I don't want my name on literal shit. Also this is at least partially scripted, it's obvious that the whole point is that Jeremy is taking the shit out of her by asking her to design something yet he's the one actually doing the designing, it's hilarious, but it's still a TV show.

@Borals 5 лет назад

Chaplain James Thicc you’re a shitty artist I bet.

@AzguardMike 5 лет назад

@Pat Terson if this was made today... JC: No....i want it like this. My way Maria: He is a racist, sexist pig reeeeh reeeeehh JC: I could just go for punching a producer right about now

@somethingsock6707 4 года назад

Chaplain James Thicc is right

@supersonicvince7 8 лет назад

"We'll try it my way first...and then we'll finish it." 😂😂😂

@matthewnyoto459 8 лет назад

Lol

@Mocoohay17 8 лет назад

Oh, you watched the video too?

@Andrew_B 7 лет назад

PitchTrails Me too

@DerFliegendeMocca 8 лет назад

I love how she is supposed to design what HE wants, but designes what SHE wants and then gets angry...

@supremacygaming7123 8 лет назад

+Der Fliegende Mocca WOMEN LOGIC BRO

@zkelley98323256 8 лет назад

+Der Fliegende Mocca lol me and my family worked with a interior disigner a few years back and thats the exact same way she acted.

@AsgerHauberg 8 лет назад

+Der Fliegende Mocca Women.

@winstonvkoot 8 лет назад

Sad thing is these three men barley have any style but still have more then her xD

@NameNotAlreadyTaken2 8 лет назад

+Der Fliegende Mocca That whole aspect of it was made up, just for entertainment value.

@quillmaurer6563 5 лет назад

4:34 "I can imagine his parents having a lot of trouble with him as a child and again today because he hasn't grown much has he." That designer was undoubtedly a bit difficult to get along with, but that there is probably the best summary of Clarkson we've ever heard.

@ekhowo1475 2 года назад

Okay but can we blame her for being difficult lmao. He put a wood burning stove in a car

@ahouse8600 2 года назад

@@ekhowo1475 yeah though😂

@pl0xman123 12 лет назад

I vote for the part with James and Hammond test-driving that masterpiece as one of the funniest goddamn moments in Top Gear history. "REGAIN CONTROL OF THE COTTAGE"

@joshw1687 2 года назад

One of the best lines lol

@SFFRN19 2 года назад

Damn...9 year old comment Good times💫

@yanava 10 лет назад

We'll try my way first... and then we'll finish it

@ruadeil_zabelin 8 лет назад

"He has no idea about design". He's your customer. He asks you for a style. You come up with something different. She didn't do her job properly.

@Songbirdstress 8 лет назад

I agree, it's not design, well, you are not doing your job. I would have fired her on the spot.

@remyllebeau77 8 лет назад

Exactly! She was supposed to make a cottage in a car, not make whatever she jolly well pleased.

@picobyte 8 лет назад

+Remy Lebeau Good thing there are some proper polish people :D

@remyllebeau77 8 лет назад

+Picobyte Indeed! :)

@QueenNora 8 лет назад

I can see not wanting to use real stone flags etc but a dive bar instead of a cottage? I can see some pub from some hillside in Somerset, but still

@wkvalader 9 лет назад

Typical artist. "I just want to create what I think is cool. I don't really care for your tastes, I know better."

@wkvalader 9 лет назад

Dan Rand That doesn't hold up under scrutiny. What job can you show up to work and disregard your boss (whoever signs the payment slips) and just do things however you deem good? The problem is not that there are good artists doing work that they don't think is all that good, who cares? The problem is that artists think they are entitled to their personal design desires when dealing with other people's money on other jobs they were hired to do. If you are doing it for free, go nuts, you get what you pay for. But if someone paid for you to do it for them, and you agreed, then you are on the line to respect the arrangement and adopt a professional attitude, leaving your personal feelings behind as you work with your patron. That is the exact attitude that I was explaining. No other job do people express that kind of attitude and expect to get away with it.

@wkvalader 9 лет назад

Dan Rand Touche. I respect your reasoning and conclusion.

@Devilsnightforlife 9 лет назад

wkvalader Yeah pretty much.. They needed to realize and recognize what the customer (that is Clarkson) wanted. If the solution could be improved in ways that the customer knew nothing about I can see why they would push on with their own assessment. But this is little more than a simple matter of realizing Clarksons bizarre vision, and not for her to jerk off with her own ideas. Not some financial solution that needed tweaking, but simply a realization of an already absurd idea. I want something crazy, so design crazy. I could understand, however, how they might get embarassed/exasperated about having been the consultor/designer for a design they considered absolutely rubbish. Fair enough attitude. But just move on already instead of going in circles about it..

@michaeldouglas2243 9 лет назад

wkvalader Couldn't agree more. They should bear in mind that their customer is always right in terms of opinion. The customers want what they want. They pay for shit, they get shit. The only time where they should step in is when customers ask for ideas.

@michaeldouglas2243 9 лет назад

Dan Rand I see. Respect, bruh. Respect.

@hollyplyler9840 9 лет назад

"Have you done a car before?" "No." "No?" "No, but I've done small bathrooms" "Well think of it like that, but without a bath." - Jeremy Clarkson.

@froll1999 9 лет назад

If ever there was an advertisement for seatbelts...

@Cowoman 8 лет назад

To all the people complaining about the designer, keep in mind that it's a tv show, and it's Top Gear x)

@millmill4993 8 лет назад

and???

@millmill4993 8 лет назад

Himme llen I doubt they told the designer to be bitchy for entertainment

@jbmp1390 8 лет назад

You do realize that this show is scripted right? So yes, they probably did tell her to play up her irritation at least.

@oosamaaaa 8 лет назад

this is exactly way top gear was successful. its just 3 genuine car guys having fun with cars

@RandomTXDude210 9 лет назад

I know she's hamming it up for the camera, but I absolutely loathe artists who decry anyone else's vision as "not art" if it fails to conform with their own vision. How is her post modern, ultra swank Vodka bar vision any more artistic than his? Because hers is cool and hip and modern and his is quaint and stately? Bet she spent a good deal of her education studying the very art that inspired his vision, only to get a superiority complex once she was successful enough to have her own design firm and a few glowing reviews in trade magazines only herself and her other post modern "artists" read.

@wkvalader 9 лет назад

But it is "the future!" Hah, I share your views 100%. Modern society spits at the past.

@TheGravalar 9 лет назад

How are her designs in any way post - modern?

@brettknoss486 9 лет назад

wkvalader History s bunk.

@Uberdude6666 9 лет назад

RandomTXDude210 Dude, it's an act, to play with Clarkson's "old, hopeless geezer-style", as well as the classic "practical brit vs. sophisticated french-thing"

@samr1321 9 лет назад

RandomTXDude210 Exactly! all designers are like that. Once we had a designer( a very costly one), he was telling us (Bunch of engineers) how to make it!! lol at the end I told him to sod off (politely). Bloody designers, they are all attitude, and 99% only pose. They know absolutely nothing about anything. Just pose and pose and pose... They make me sick, and her attitude( the one in this show) is giving me diarrhea!

@tatixss 9 лет назад

I met the builders "Are you Polls?" LOL

@s4n714g000 7 лет назад

Sad part is the 0-60 was faster on this than it was on my first car.

@michaelrawson6261 5 лет назад

My first cars 0-60 was respectable, but my 2nd car (15 yr old, 1.0ltr fiesta, shitty ... as ALL fiestas are!!!) You didn't time the 0-60 with a watch, you used a calendar!!!

@jeppepedersen7006 4 года назад

It isn’t that bad.

@MichaelFlatman 8 лет назад

240p we meet again WAIT its 144p

@Nikke-nn5mn 8 лет назад

i've herd myths about 144p from my grandparents but i never tought it was real...

@keyproductions100 8 лет назад

+Nikke 2800 its real........... all of it.

@zack150 8 лет назад

+keyproductions100 the force is strong with this one

@batuhangenc2021 8 лет назад

+Michael Flatman It actually shows how a good production video is much more important than resolution. If i recorded something at 144p, it couldn't even look like a potato

@MichaelFlatman 8 лет назад

Batuhan Genç it does look good considering it only has 144 vertical lines though

@2323buster 11 лет назад

"Regain control of the cottage!"

@pizzapizzakip 9 лет назад

Still faster than a nissan micra!

@Kristo99 9 лет назад

still faster than a honda civic!

@TectaKrabaj 9 лет назад

+PoisonedFood which pixel is the clarkson?

@TectaKrabaj 9 лет назад

PoisonedFood hahahha

@andregon4366 8 лет назад

+Kai kon Nissan Micra is the Twilight (the movie) of cars.

@jaggass 8 лет назад

Or a Citroen 2cv

@didek9625 10 лет назад

ask him he's polish.. im polish and it makes my laugh lol :D

@Mikrus. 10 лет назад

...

@Phipston 10 лет назад

"He has absolutely no sense of design." He has. But she hasn't got any sense of humour.

@orihalchon 10 лет назад

Well.... if it was James, "They're French"

@wsk5846 Год назад

She actually does have a sense of humor

@paleoph6168 Год назад

It's called a scripted sense of humor. The point is to for them to bicker on the design and for Jeremy to come out on top.

@deletedwaffles 9 лет назад

As annoying as she was I don't even get the point of bringing her in if you know exactly what you want from the get go.

@ketmaniac 8 лет назад

+wondercast Please stop watching Top Gear. It's just confusing you.

@paul2413 8 лет назад

That's the joke

@jimih8262 8 лет назад

yea

@ainsleyharriott4091 9 лет назад

144p...oh god

@IcemanForbes 10 лет назад

"When you hear this just hear Agincourt, that's all you need to hear." Brilliant.

@qwertgfdsaful 8 лет назад

PLEASE don't take this seriously! It's obvious that Mary was asked to act that way to make this controversy look funny, and it does

@groovy3d 11 лет назад

2:59 "It doesnt work, your scheme doesnt work" "NO! This is why you gave in, in the war, oh its to difficult" Fantastic response Jeremy! Well said!!

@paleoph6168 Год назад

2:59

@koen577 10 лет назад

They should've got the stig to dive that.

@Wistbacka 8 лет назад

I am not liking Jeremy's taste here, but she is in no position to mock Jeremy either. She is completely disregarding the style Jeremy is looking for, which for an architecht is quite bad to do. Sure, Jeremy's ideas are bonkers as usual and does not work. But she should come up with something that goes into the direction of what Jeremy wants whilst still making it practical. But no. She goes futuristic green peace modern with everything in he own style (and frankly it looks hideous as well imho). I would not hire her for anything if that is the kind of customer service she provides. And just to be clear and to make sure this is not about fanboyinsm or gender: I would definetely not hire Jeremy either. 0.o

@ruadeil_zabelin 8 лет назад

Haha yes, some designers do. I've seen it happen.

@daisyroots 8 лет назад

Well.....she is French....so.....

@manawearblack 6 лет назад

you absolute donut 😆😆😆

@hybridShinx 6 лет назад

I like a bar inside my car

@manawearblack 6 лет назад

kelly want some young meat?

@kylestarfaux 8 лет назад

These "artsy" type women are unbearable. Clearly it's meant to be funny, not a piece of modern art.

@bigmarc977 8 лет назад

+theo retical its all a joke....

@xados-49 8 лет назад

+theo retical she's deliberately acting as a stereotypical, hipster as a joke.

@jebwatson 8 лет назад

+theo retinal She's french... This is about the best you'll get out of them...

@chinaman1 8 лет назад

+theo retical if she had followed, then it wouldn't be funny at all.

@jimih8262 8 лет назад

@AndyAwidarto 11 лет назад

Clarkson is the BEST ! Proof that German engineering can not mix with British classic. Why not try Heidi's grandpa house theme instead. Hilarious !

@kseries1981 10 лет назад

did she just call him Roast Beef?

@ianfindlay865 10 лет назад

You heard correctly. In case you were wondering why, it's the derisive French term for Brits because they are believed to eat so much of it. In French:"les rosbifs." The Brits' equivalent is "frog eaters."