Quality Content 

I think I just had a stroke

WE DIE LIKE MEN.

staple me everywhere

Why do you love every single comment?

if your friend jumped off a bridge would yo-

This is how i wanna go out

I can't stop laughing when they staple their hands together, "We die like men-" "Hey whadya doi-" "We die li-" ,HEY STOP IT" "Cmon ma-" "We die like men" "NO WAIT WAI-AHHHHHHHHH"

does a single one of your characters own a pair of pants

This is how i feel when there's nothing on Disney channel

This episode just gave me PTSD back to every single god damn episode of Johnny Test

This video is poetic in every sense of the word: It's called Quality Content It's about two men on the search to find quality content The video IS quality content The layers of irony laced within this scathing commentary on the human condition make this video nothing short of profound. You are a blessing to this world, Zalinki. Keep up the good work.

If the Smosh Movie was good.

sorry I can't 👏 hear you 👏 through my sick 👏 high fives can you 👏 speak up 👏

garlic bread

Dear Zalinki, me and my friend have watched this video so many times that we have memorized every line and the high five animation the 2 guys do. Is this a mental issue or is this normal? -Sincerely, ASamCalledSam

Now this is what I look for on RU-vid. Found myself a *Cool* and *Good* quality channel.

Are you the new psychicpebbles?

1-800-are-you-slappin

Still not enough whip sound effects to be a Johnny Test episode

Reminds me of Hellbenders (that's good)

This isn't the trash content I subscribe for

The sound effects make this 300 times better. Your animations are fuckin genius

1:20 I love how he's infinitely more concerned about falling off the bridge instead of having a staple forced straight through his entire hand

i've been watching this daily and i believe it is the cause of my existential crisis it's,,,,, the definition of quality itself

UMMM UR UP PAST UR BEDTIME GO TO BED

S l a p p i n G l a s s e s W h i l e S l a p p i n A s s e s

Is it true that zalinki only likes SOME comments

0:57 *"He-hey-hey-HEY, what are you doin in here, you can't PEE in here"*

ur content is like PTSD always on my mind 👌👀

I waited a month ..and it was worth it

To this day RU-vid still hasn't found its stapler...

"Quality Content" I should of known, but I wasn't ready.

Where's my quality content Zalinki? *WHERE IS IT?!*

Quality

00:52 Was my favorite part.

0:18 teeeeeOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES MYNAMESJACKSEPTICEYE

there are two kinds of people. those who are subscribed to zalinki

👏 this 👏 is 👏 the 👏 quality 👏 content 👏 I 👏 subscribed 👏 for 👏 good 👏 shit 👏 rIGHT 👏 HERE 👏

0:52 when your mom doesn't get you the battle pass

You're one of the inspirations for why I started animating, this stuff was funny as hell back then, and it's still funny

Drink a shot every time there's a whiplash.

I love you

Zalinki, baby, I love ya. Also at 0:34 you can see that the part of the house closest to us is kinda off and you see the 2 bros moving on the right part of the screen. k thx bye

The attention to sound design is frickin' awesome

0:58 I love how their bodies are half missing in preparation for the slide to the desk.

We die like men

I can feel my aneurysm coming

A stapler wouldn't fit through two hands the rest makes sense though

Oh my goodness. Just give me time.. and i'll become a supporter of this **actual quality content** i've just witnessed.

I love slappin' skin with my friend at 11:56 pm

A pictures worth a thousand words but how many words is this worth?

Dear god....this...THIS IS IT!! The very essence of life I've been searching for....for years!! I've spent years looking through the infinitely massive youtube space....and I've finally found it...the holy grail of youtube....QUALITY CONTENT!!!!

When that random guy you subscribed to a few weeks ago finally uploads and your early and am not dissapointed

1-800-r-u-slappin

Wasn't this just the Smosh Movie?

0:33 JoJo in a nutshell

that slap sound effect 👌

Zalinki is still my mom.

It would've been hilarious if it ended as a commercial for staples, because all I see is a testament to how strong they are

Every Johnny Test episodes: 0:34

gimme some of that hot n' spicy *_QUALITY CONTENT_*

Close your eyes at 0:20 and let your imagination run wild ;)

“ourph” -receptionist “We die like men” -yes “*whiplash noises*” -Johny test

Now this is what I call ‘Quality Content’

*_Whiplash_*

That scene on the bridge gets me every time

that took a dark yet somehow still happy turn

This legitimately made me laugh harder than any other video I've seen recently. I love your content man. Keep it up B)

new vid title innocent secretary gETS FREAKING M A I M E D

oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man

This and Fresh.mp4 are the closest interpretations of what goes on in my head during every waking moment of my life. Good job! Lol

1:02 I want that soundbyte as a notification, whenever there's a new video in my feed

I'm a simple girl. I see "quality content" I click. Even when I know I'll be disappointed.

Fuck dude I'm getting some real fucking psychicpebbles vibes off this and I love it

I'm convinced that every one of the characters in these videos is named Damien

I need a full series of these dudes

Gay hand slaps

Give this a week and it's gonna become an animation meme.

A heart-warming tale of friendship & overcoming adversity

this is the kind of quality content i subscribed for

the whip effect gave me flash backs to jonny test ugh feels gross just saying it

Quality content doesn't exi-

I like pausing every second just to look at the frames I love the art style

These videos just keep getting better and better

*casually sliding around*

Spicy content

This counts as a Johnny test episode because of the amount of whipcracks in this

I love these two so much

No one: My single five year old brain cell: 0:07

"Boys do you have an appiontment A A H"

"Category: music" yes

I love your style, it's so satisfying to look at

GoTtA loVe tHat CanCeR- quAliTy cOntEnT

10 LIKES AND ILL FUCK UP SOME COMMAS

This pleases me thoroughly.

Okay okay why are sections of this really really well animated.

Quality content? Don't know her

Rude

I read "Quality Consent" and had an eyebrow raise moment.

i would unironically watch content from these two