Quantum Break Angry Review 

xD damn true

ha!

+DragonbornX45 No wonder, since metal gear solid cutscenes are usually REALLY kick ass, hell just look at metal gear solid 4

At least those were good and fulfilling ha

well, too bad that was not exactly applied in MGSV though

lol

more like quantum broken!

+Maverick Mckee ....you ruined it. you ruined it and I'm going home.

+You know my name. butthurt

+You know my name. nice tfs reference

YYYEEEEAAAAHHHH

shut up carlos

+RandomDude Quantum Fail

condom break

Condom Broken

If you take the life of yourself, to save yourself, is it still murder?

I heard this quite from Suzaku in Yu Yu Hakusho, when he sacrifices his cloned selves to save himself. XD

Commiting suicide is a crime, so yes...

sloesty So someone who fails to kill themselves goes to jail? XD That just makes it worse for them

Activision, the con artists I'm pretty sure they get help.

LOL

+Pet Shop LOL!

But arent playstation games practically movies though?

+Thatoneguy movies have better production value than tv shows

Throwback

lol

+Veggie Gamer ayy lmao

The power of product placement- Making you Buy Shit that You Don't Really Need!

***** and Energizer Batteries! Courtesy of Alan Wake!

+Veggie Gamer And a Nokia phone and Surface tablet! Wait, I've already got those.

-.-

Got something on your nose there

+Ayad Polis I can relate :D

+Ayad Polis I love when he does bad game reviews it's so funny

+Taylor Sparks :3

Unless they were Joes from parallel dimensions.

Locoman4000 that's true

Hat Man lol I love how we are discussing a skit so thoroughly! I love this community so much.

We need to call Star labs. They have a lot of experience with this stuff.

Hat Man that's the while point, he knew his fate would be sealed otherwise, after joe killed himself the black hole likely came into play creating a rip in time since we already saw future joe, duh

Ikr

+Sovereign Gaming Camera motion blur is necessary at 30FPS because it makes camera movement feel more "fluid" than it actually is.

Actually, light emitting screens don't quite make a "blur" effect like in real life, so motion blur is necessary. It's because the objects on screens aren't really moving, it's just lights changing color at different refresh rates.

+Sumeet S You can never ever justify motion blur.

Dying Light on console was the worst thing I've ever experienced: Motion blur, film grain and 30 FPS. It felt like I was being stabbed in the eyes over and over

Agreed....i enjoyed that way more than game! Lol

More character development too

@@QuanLovesGaming haha yup! All those joes had a good and different character arc

I love Remedy so I bought this recently just for the lore prep for Alan Wake 2. I couldn't finish it. The combat is so fucking repetitive and the characters are beyond dull. It's their worst game to date.

Both?

suicide is murder.

Murd-cide

The real question is, is it masturbation, if he fucks his future self?

+Lee Hessey that's a little excessive...

L

Nah m8, W.

Noothan Drooke the Blooke tru

Immersion Break

MasterGameplay Yes. Quality meme 11/10.

Andrew A his name is jack joyce

@@James-qk9ql no one cares

@@holamoco someone does

@@James-qk9ql sure

@@holamoco James: Well fuck you too.

how is that even a problem?

I hate Nissan

S1nwar bc Nissan is trash. Their CVT transmission is junk and will put them out of business if they keep using it

Except they pronounce it nessan it's nissan

OF all the car manufacturers Remedy could've chose, they chose...NISSAN, not Toyota, Not Honda, Not Subaru, BUT NISSAN.

true

+Bins Wanger Maybe it was some of the devs' way of saying that they'd rather do AW2 but someone from the higher ups was like "Noooo, we gonna do this thing! It's absolutely flawless, what could go wrong!" so they made all those EEs to pretty much tell the players, "Sorry for this load of crap. Just go buy one of our older games and play that instead of this."

+Bins Wanger The only good thing about getting Quantum Break is you get Alan Wake for free.

+Steven Shilling I brought AW on day one and it is still one of my favorite games. That's what makes Quantum Break so disappointing. Sam Lake basically confirmed that QB was the reason AW2 wasn't getting made. AW2 was shelved.... For this!!?? It makes me sad and angry. It makes me sandgry!!!

+TechnAmateur Alan Wake just didn't sell well was the main jist of Lake's interview. Doesn't mean it didn't have its fans. I rank it up there as one my all time favorites.

+Garrett You mean ( •_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) Fringe! Lance Reddick, owning all scenes

What the fuck is up with everyone suddenly starting to say cringe ?! Talk about people being being super easy susceptible to words used in mainstream media...

+Blackswordman cringe

+SCDomedar are you a child? What are tying to do?

+Blackswordman low key cancerous edgy cringe on fleek

+Штурмовик You the man!! XD

+Штурмовик superhot

+Штурмовик but does it have nissans?

Time shift final boss was garbage though. And the pointless quad they let you ride, soooo cool a quad OMG.

replying just to say hell yeah. loved that game

stfu preston.

+Preston Garvey Don't you even fucking try to tell me about a settlement that needs my help.

Go back to fluffy's videos Preston

+Preston Garvey Tell me there's a ghoul problem at tenpines bluff one more time, I dare you.

+Preston Garvey How about quest with delivering item "My fist" into location called "Your face" ?

newLEGACY boy poor brad

Woah a fellow big boi out In the wild

most large youtubers are shit actually

+yutube jode not AngryJoe he saved me from shitty games about 5 times already

I feel a lot worse for developpers making a great game and getting trashed by idiots who probably didn't even get the story.

I take it back. MGS 4 has a 71 minute cut scene. I forgot. I thought the longest were about 20 minutes for some reason. Guess I need to replay the entire series now.

How cute.

+WH250398 wat?

CrazedGamer Metal Gear Solid has way longer cutscenes

Lol except Metal Gear's cutscenes are actually interesting xD

Inception

+Nick Nickels No paradox

+Bernard Rednix well ... nice one :P

Parallel timelines

+Bernard Rednix His future selves are what made him kill himself .3.

You could make that argument for most games though...

True, but most games aren't built on time travel and the potential for change inherent within.

Idk, this game follows the time travel theory that no matter what, you can't change the outcome of events.

Yeah, I get that and that's cool and all (in a 'the only things you can change - such as your presence on the other side of an otherwise closed door - are actually how it always was' kind of way) but it's also such a let down. Most games don't give us choices, some games give us the illusion of choice and then some games give us multiple choices that genuinely change the ending of the game.. This is a game with huge potential for choice that not only doesn't give you any, it strips out even the illusion by making it painfully clear that nothing you do matters. I dunno why it's sticking in my teeth, why it can't just be a story about how time can't be changed (except for time-enabled trespassing). Maybe games like Life is Strange have made me expect more.

+DeadDancers Meh , multiple endings are forced

The acting is so cringing

bj milburn you forgot The Expanse.

@Gokhan Gamer hmmmm yes u can so

@Gokhan Gamer jut press b

nah lou is to good

+Deadking As an xbox fan, I would never say that lol, LOU is in a different league than this shit.

+Deadking nobody said that. It was some reviewer.

I was a bit skeptical. I wasn't naive enough to think it would be up to par with the last of us. Not surprised but a little disappointed that Quantum Break didn't live up to the hype. Guess I'll try it out once it's free with Gold

You mean the ponies said kill zone was a halo killer? I'm still wait say what biiaaatch?

LOL

you mean Microsoft's uncharted damn I feel sorry for them when Uncharted 4 comes out shits gonna hit the fan

+Phoenix2450 LMFAO

I never had high expectations for this game. Im too busy playing skyrim on PC

+Adam Jensen Lol

+Kenneth Espericueta lmao yup, xcept ps4 players went meh when it came out

Yes, but better

Yes, but without gameplay.

Yes but this time with Classic Metal Gear Solid cutscene length tv show segments.

I can't say much about Quantum Break but I really enjoyed The Order 1886 despite it's flaws.

+Disappointed Turtle *parts

+Ezekiel Tjie *Nissan*

Nissan/10

I DO JUEGOS I was just joking, mate. Seriously. I was making fun of the fact that the game was filled with tons of Nissan product placements lol

I DO JUEGOS It's alright, mate. No offense taken

Not everyone feels the same way. I like finding little things that add to the world building, but aren't totally necessary.

+Zombie Ducklings no you don't understand. They are good when the story is not locked behind them. It's fine if they expand the story a little bit more but when they take the place of one, there is a problem.

Ty Holcomb Okay, I agree there.

+Ty Holcomb I could tell you.... but I wont hehehehe.

Murdered: Soul Suspect had a similar system, but it does it right. You devote your time to finding them, it tells you how many of them are still left to find, and you have the opportunity to return if you didn't find them the first time.

7. Fuck yo bitch

+fullmetalarshole dark souls 3 is great! just really punishing if you don't memorize dodge timing and stuff.

what is with the Dark Souls 3 cult on here granted it's a fun game but shilling this hard usually means you're getting paid for it

+Michael Tepes I think it is just because that we (the Dark Souls community) don't feel like DSIII is not getting the attention that it deserves

Another option is buying Cuphead

@jkadoodle I just played this and I actually really enjoyed it. It was a neat little gimmick I thought. Nothing ground breaking or anything and I didn’t bother reading barely any of the stupid emails haha apart from that it was fun.

@@brando3342 You're part of the reason why we get shit games like this.

@@stardustdragonx3612 ACG also said it was a buy, so I agree with him. He’s a much better reviewer than Joe too.

@@stardustdragonx3612 Yeah how dare he actually enjoy a video game that's so messed up man

I assumed they were cashing in the hype of PS's story heavy games, but got carried away by making it too much of a tv series that gets cancelled after 1 season.

#weeman4ever

#WeeMan4president

You forgot about glitchy leg man!

Dude I swear to Christ last Friday I was at an iron maiden concert and wee man was sitting right in front of me. 😂

To bad the actual wee man just died on a jet ski.

They made an even better game?

+Samuel Tolbert no... They done fucked up! (just kidding)

Microsoft.

+Krimzin yes

+Krimzin No, Rockstar did.

Yo that game was so cool. And yeah that mansion level was very well done. Super cool gameplay to sneak up behind a guard while you’re in the future, switch to past, choke him, then quickly get out of sight. Awesome!

Titanfall 2 also has a Mission like that as well. I wish Game Devs actually revisit Time Travel Games that affect the story but keeps the adrenaline action.

But dishonored 2 did it good,l love the game

@@Jidcruz1 I liked that mission

+doc Son they do that shit for almost every xbox one exclusive

+doc Son well I mean, Microsoft=pc

+Yami No Michi o Aruku Kare we are way past that point, xbox one = useless, only ps4 and nintendo have exclusives (and ps4 only the sony games and some sports games are exclusives). xbox one is the pcmaster race beta test machine.

Fuck the PC master race

Yami No Michi o Aruku Kare yeah pretty much, I only got an xbox one for rare replay and gears 4.

ferrari/10

+Himtion GOTY

+rene velazquez he won't because he doesn't review games he doesn't finish and he won't finish dark souls couse he is not good at it and it would take him great amounts of time

+TheSzymax yeah dark souls doesnt seem like a game joe will review.

+TheSzymax Awwww come onnnn. I'm new to Dark Souls and I only died twice after beating the tutorial boss. Surely he can manage, right?

+CheeksDaFreak 305 nope

You have no idea what you're talking about.

This actually has more gameplay than the order 188SHIT

Have you played any game by Remedy? Or are are you too young to remember Max Payne?

+CheeksDaFreak 305 this game actually has a good story

Joe's just entertaining, to me, I don't watch/read reviews to help me decide on a game.

***** Correction: I did once...for the 1st Two Worlds game since I wanted the 2nd game, but was unsure if the 1st one was worrth gettin' as well. But still, I mainly rely on gameplay vids & demos.

Shhhhiiiiiiitttttt...

You really want to put McNulty through this punishment? What the fuck did he do?

+Punished 'Venom' Stannis Well he did make up a serial killer for starters...sorry spoiler alert

U mean the xbox

@@terrell7157 well not really. Alan wake is available for free if u purchase this game. And plus the great thing about xbox one is that it is backward compatible which allows some xbox 360 games being playable in xbox one but depending on the lists that is available.

Sort of like saying here. Have a better game instead of playing this shit. We're sorry we made it

Played Control last week and eefffing loved it ! Did some research and thought this game was going to be good , boi was i wrong ! Gave up the after my first door , cutscene and “big” gunfight. Thank god for game pass

HAHAHAHAHA î

+LordTrayus whats so bad about destiny? its a serious question lol i just started playing it it seems good so far does it just get boring or something?

+Geeking Out destiny now is leagues better than destiny at launch.

+LordTrayus because you cant compare those two. As a multiplayer game rpg hybrid destiny was a success but not much else. This game Is severely mediocre for a story driven 3rd person shooter.

+LordTrayus Game expectations change over time, a game given a 10/10 in 2014 could potentially get a 7/10 in 2016

shut up nerd

Yup

duh

silvafox07 sod off jock

Yea, saw the trailer and it looked great so I went back and bought the previous game to play through it first. Fun game so far!

+walter soprano end of mgs 2 ResidentSleeper them cutscenes doe

what?

at least metal gear solid was a whole lot better

epic games i diddnt say it was a bad thing...(except for the awfully long ending of mgs4)

not mgs5 which is arguably the best one

3/10 seems right for the broken PC port

+Skilled Assassin *try

+errorisimo if Joe reviewed PC port i bet this would be 3/10

+Skilled Assassin Did you even tried to speak english?

thanks for ruining the score spaz.

pretty much yeah

+Omar Maher Rashad Elshenaway *Microsoft version. Since it is on PC as well.

lol that was funny huh

Fufu Darkskin funny?

White men can't jump

+MMDE have a little bit of fun in your life, white guys ain't the most athletic demographic and that's a fact, look at all the physical sports records breakers in the world, most of them are black and before you tell me the I'm bias, I can't be because I am Latino

+Fulmetal-Artan Blacknight thats not true they invented basketball.

Macca Soooo...even with RU-vid reviews like aj's review...yet you were stupid enough to buy it? Wow dude just....stupid.

That is your problem though and it has nothing to do with this game. Why would you even buy this if you know you're not going to like it? You probably should stick with BR and multiplayer FPS games.

+troublemaker574 Wise decision, ashen one.

Good job

+TheRPGentleman ALL HAIL THIS MAN FOR SPEAKING TRUTH!!!

And have gaping holes in the story?

There will still not have plot holes since they mentioned what happened in the junction in a really short way.

so true XD

+Le Revenant MEH the order 1886 is 5 hours long and it has shity quicktime events this one is better

True Pride At certain points you are right

Xbox sucks

I hope he reviews Uncharted.

+Zombiemess872 that's your opinion

+Liam Pave oh he will

+FoZe Juv he is a troll. i have seen him all over the place.

Super Time Force did that. Even then I don't think that works with the mechanics of a third person shooter.

This game would have been better if it had corridor beat em up style combat with no guns. I don't believe a geek university guy can just pick up a gun and mow down a 1000 hired guns.

Nathan that joke was poorly timed......hehehehheehehehhe fuck me

Fudging? lol

+OldManJeinkinz AJ fans are generally about 13-16

+Markel Nixon Hey, you can swear on the internet, I promise I won't tell your mom.

+Markel Nixon He forgot to use the stasis module... no, wait...

***** Ow, the edge.

+Liam Baxter That's still a microphone.

+support guy and his m249 I just had a Guinness Stout so its possible it might have that doppelganger effect

***** Can't fault that honesty 👏

+Abyssal Whip You mean to stop Phantom Pain from ever existing and saving David Hayters job. Your comment is so smart.

Marcus H Precisely :P

True dat

total biscuit fans would love to have a word with you

+zombiepinda Joe's one of my favorite reviewers to be sure but by no means the only good one. Check out: ACG - Eldergeek - Totalbiscuit - Escapist, Classic Game Room (they're all independent and all very good)

+Fadi Racy ACG liked this game, but didn't like Ratchet and Clank that much. Lost respect. But hey, at least he loved Uncharted 4.

ACG says hello

And the perfect avatar

Unfortunately making enemies bullet sponges is a programmer's idea of "higher difficulty".

Exactly and the XBox Fanboys, loved every second of it. But now roles are reversed he's bias towards XBox One games, Lol.

StarveBox_One not gonna lie im still getting a xbox one Forza And Killer Instinct. Hell yeah.

Thou Sloth I'll be getting neither, sold the console months ago.

+Thou Sloth It's basically just like the "MARVEL bias" thing, only where as MARVEL as earned so called "bias", the console wars are pretty *petty* in my opinion.

It got the same

agree

+Robert Jonsson To be fair The Last of Us was really just a ported PS3 title, and Uncharted 4 is just one game. The PS4 system has some fantastic games coming out (Ratchet and Clank) but saying both console launches have had a lack of amazing exclusives previous generations had is near undeniable. Sony have Uncharted 4 and Ratchet and Clank (probably something else I forgot) where Xbox One has the Gears remake, the Forza series (especially Horizon 2) and Sunset Overdrive. By the way I enjoyed Quantum Break but theres no denying Uncharted 4 is going to be a better game and Alan Wake 2 would have been better.

I really hate guys like you. No, really. And I'm a PS user for 12 years.

+Robert Jonsson Amateur trolling, get back to school.

Uncharted is pretty generic IMO. It just has good graphics, nothing else motivated me to keep playing the series.

Fajri Ahmad but episode 5 sucks

Barbara Krasowicz If you only disliked one episode, there are 4 others that their value outweighs one episode.

Fajri Ahmad true. the entire game for LIS was a amazing experience

Fajri Ahmad The characters in Life is Strange are really unlikeable imo, and it's completely ruined by both of its shit endings

Lmao talk about shitty boring games....

+SebHighDef damn

I thought i was just too high.

+SebHighDef doesnt look like 30, more like 15 when using powers

cinematic 10 FPS

+Damion Dixon (Deezyfesheezy) and look how that 'cinematic' feel worked out before...

+iiElysium x Its like watching a movie but you have to pause after every chapter to read a book to understand what the characters are talking about.

+iiElysium x Guys you know what? Making video games of movies has been a horrible experience. A complete shit idea, so I was thinking we'd try *merging movies and video games* instead! 10/10 idea! It can't fail!. Looks like it failed.

Only exception is Metal Gear Solid.

Hahaha and yes forgot about metal gear

Press F to pay respects

Force0fWi11 Shut up bitch ass

@@meanstreak110 10/10 argument, i liked the part where you justified your point.

uncharted is also an generic cover shooter with very little replay value

@@roadtoruin6003 no u

@@Fat_Rucker BOOM. DESTROYED

+support guy and his m249 Yeah, but I'd say that it felt like the primary focus was more on the story than it was on the game as evident by all those paragraphs you had to read and the live action show. I mean I did enjoy the gameplay but in the end the story is really what makes it special.

+cosmic nation I like the way you think, people lack imagination and concentration these days, they just wanna aim and shoot like mindless robots.

The catalyst for the story is an exact rip off of infamous

+Jared Saliman It's similiar, but then again the whole concept of quantum break isn't original. There are plenty of games, books, and movies that explore the same concepts as the ones in this game. In the end, it comes down to if the story plays out the way it should play out, or if the story just follows tropes from pre-existing works. I feel like the game did a good job of telling a known story.

+cosmic nation no infamous starts with a normal guy getting powers from an explosion when an evil version of himself hellbent on trying to mess with you

well played

Barack O-Fairy life will find a way, unless you are a time traveler.

You monster.

+Crystar If you like that sort of thing, you may want to check out MacksCorner / WorthABuy, both channels by the same guy. He gives truthful reviews of the shit these gaming companies are dishing out these days, in a humouress way.

I thought I was the only one!

Break

+Nejc Slatinjek now watch me break....this fucking game lol xD

+victor hernandez xD

+Nejc Slatinjek *Juan

W

+albhtan Nissan*

+albhtan its actually　日産 i.e Japanese made.

made by your sis, actually.

Nythan, nythin, nothin, check.

+Anarchy 103 And the ironic thing is, he probably would rage a lot less in those games, since failure almost never comes from the games themselves.

Actually $60> $40 do you even math

+NEWJERE Just a prank bro

+NEWJERE Why did you respond to your own comment?

+Chaos Core Because I know someone will not get the joke and starts raging at me

+Timothy Lewis I haven't really seen any areas in any Uncharted game where I noticed that Nathan should have made a jump and didn't. The games make it pretty clear that they aren't trying to be realistic or gritty like Quantum Break. I mean, the second game has mutants that disguises themselves as yetis to scare people away from Shambhala.

So true

+Iván Astigarraga GOTY/10

Joe has to actually be able to beat the game to review it.

+Iván Astigarraga I don't think Joe is much of a fan of the Dark Souls franchise. It takes time and effort to beat Souls games and he probably isn't motivated enough to bother with it.

+STRome haha

+Iván Astigarraga It'd be a hard game to make a review out of...

MONKEY.D LUFFY From Prince of Persia. You know, with that time monster.

A big ugly monster eating all the characters would be an improvement.

From Prince of Persia: Warrior Within. A supposedly invincible creature that hunts people who used the Sands of Time to change the future.

Invincible unless you have a glass of water handy.

What are you talking about he was censoring the other part

The same thing happened to me with the order. I got it for 2 dollars and have never been more satisfied with a purchase.