Quarantine Draft 2020 

Hilarious!

Title: Quarantine Draft 2020 Renca is in the screen wearing a blue tank top with a black blazer. She has a bun. Behind her is a TV and on the screen it says “Draft 2020.” There are some decorations on the wall behind her as well. An introduction title is labeled on the bottom of the screen: Rogerella Goodella Quarantine Draft 2020 Host Renca begins signing “Helloooo everyone! Welcome to the quarantine draft 2020! We are doing live right now to show who have been picked for 1st round! We have 7 teams! You all ready!? 1st - Charmin Team” Renca comes on screen again but with a different outfit. She is wearing a black T-shirt that has a few skulls pictured on it. She has a black headband. She is holding a toilet paper. A name title comes on screen that reads: Wilmer Wipes, Mehoopany, PA. “Wilmer” is tossing the toilet paper, showing her biceps, nodding her head - everything is in slow motion. Then the last scene for this part is “Wilmer” standing on the right side of the screen while texts come on screen that read: Charmin Team, 1,000 One ply, average wipe 1.2 seconds. The text is in black while the background is yellow. Renca is back to being the host again. She signs “2nd team- Gucci team” Renca comes on screen with a different outfit. She is wearing a black T-shirt that says the word “Jesus” on the left corner of her shirt. A name title comes on screen that reads: Hudson Hands, Florence, Italy. “Hudson” is clapping his hands and doing some hand motions - everything in slow motion. “Hudson” stands on the right side of the screen while texts come on screen that read: Gucci team, 28 knits, average grasp 1 second. The text is in black while the background is purple. Renca is back to being the host again. She signs “3rd- Rubbermaid team” Renca comes on screen with a different outfit. She is wearing a pink shirt that reads “Nysnc, butterfly clips, Britney, lipsmackers, and backstreet boys.” A name title comes on screen that reads: Dusty Davis, Atlanta, GA. “Dusty” holds up a broom and dust pan, sweeps her shoulders with the broom, and then takes the broom in front of her face- everything in slow motion. “Dusty” stands on the right side of the screen while texts come on screen that read: Rubbermaid team, 3,000 plastic hair, average sweep 3 seconds. The text is in black while the background is pink. Renca is back to being the host again. She signs “4th- Lysol team” Renca comes on screen with a different outfit. She is wearing a grey shirt that says “creativity.” A name title comes on screen that reads: Sullivan Sprinkle, Parsippany, NJ. “Sullivan” is holding a spray bottle with a roll of paper towel. “Sullivan” is yelling at the screen. She continues to yell at the screen and says, “let’s go!”- everything in slow motion. “Sullivan” stands on the right side of the screen and texts come on screen that read: Lysol Team, 2 liters, average spray length 3 feet. The text is in black while the background is orange. Renca is back to being the host again. She signs “5th - Prada team” Renca comes on screen with a different outfit. She is wearing a white shirt that reads GPSD (stands for Great Plains Schools for the Deaf). She is wearing a light blue mask. A name title comes on screen that says “Maple Mouth, Milan, Italy.” “Maple” is pointing to the mask, showing her biceps, and dancing- all in slow motion. “Maple” is standing on the right side of the screen while texts come on screen that read: Prada team, 0.06 pounds, average coverage 5 inches. The text is in black while the background is green.Renca is back to being the host again. She signs “6th- Dirt Devil Team” Renca comes on screen with a different outfit. She is wearing a grey shirt that has the shape of Iowa on the shirt and the text reads “Love where you are.” Renca is also wearing a grey bandanna. A name title comes on screen that reads: “Peter Piper, Charlotte, NC.” “Peter” is holding a vacuum. “Peter” is holding up the vacuum, saying “come on!,” and dancing with the vacuum- all in slow motion. “Peter” is standing on the right side of the screen and texts come on screen that read: Dirt Devil Team, 17 pounds, average suction power 90 W. The text is black while the background is red. Renca is back to being the host again. She signs “7th- last team of our 1st round tonight- Purell Team.” Renca comes on screen with a different oufit. She is wearing her ASLized shirt. It has a sign of “champ” on the bottom of the shirt as sparkles fly from the sign. Her right eyebrow is raised. A name title comes on screen that reads: Brair Bottle, Akron, Ohio. “Brair” squeezes a bottle of anti sanitizer on her hand. She proceeds to rub the sanitizer with her hands as she dances. Brair stands on the right side of the screen and texts come on screen that read: Purell team, 3 oz, average cleanse 99.9%. Renca is back to being the host again. She signs “Thank you for joining us live tonight! Congratulations to those teams. Good luck for this year of 2020! She ends her talk. She walks away from the camera. A purple pantyhose and an underwear with bright spots can be seen. She itches her behind as she turns off the tv. She walks away and exits the screen while smacking her lips.