Quentin's Day out 

Such a relief that it was a Button Push, and not a Lever Pull.

Yes another masterpiece, a true fever nightmare.

This 6 minutes (of this absolute masterpiece!) felt like 2 hours. I need a glass of water now....

This one worried me more than usual.

I think I've travelled on that bus to Southport, back in the late 1970's or early 1980's. This brought back memories that cost a lot of money in therapy sessions to try and forget. I hope Quentin survives.

Okay this was WAY better than I expected. fecking terrified, belly laughter and pure confusion. I'm a mess!

If Playdays (known as Playbus until December 1989), the British preschool television programme which ran from 1988 to 1997 on Children's BBC had been written by Clive Barker and directed by David Lynch, it STILL wouldn’t be a patch on this! You sir, are unique - I love it. x

At first I thought "Oh nice, this is kind of like Mr. Bean"...until it wasnt anymore

Thank you Quentin, for disinterring the childhood terrors I had so deeply occluded. Now I cannot sleep but hey ho - great to see one of those ticket issue machines again!

Strangest episode of On The Buses i've ever seen!

Superlative! It's like On the Buses crossed with Sapphire and Steel. The Tufty Club theme now fill me with unease and dread. I loved every second of it.

Amazing, always great to see Laurence R. Harvey. The shot of you running through the bus, so good!

Return of the King Quentin ♥️😍♥️

Remember Quentin, it is the journey , not the destination that is important!

Another brilliant piece!!!👍

duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude this is peak quenting i love you !!!!!!!!!! more pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Hotel California on board a bus - 'You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave'

Absolutely wonderful!!!

The Smell of Reeves & Mortimer and Uncle Ernie.

Awwww, man, Pimmies Pies. I'll have to get over to visit them. Not had one since about 1991 when my mate Alan from Thatto Heath took me.

That really made me laugh...i was a bus driver at one time...Bob..Paignton...

Just remember folks, don't have nightmares. Do sleep well.... BWAHAHAHA 👹

It's a good thing Quentin didn't smell his finger after pushing that button otherwise the nightmare would have gotten worse!

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why I always prefer the open rear platform Routemesters.

Liking the Tim Brooke- Taylor cameo.

I have never been so disturbed in all my life

Christ, what a brilliant film! Thanks x

So awesome! 👏😱😆👍 Impressive editing and Mr. Conductor man was seriously intense and disturbing! 👌👌

That was a freaky, nostalgic trip, meeting strangers (accompanied by parents of course) was always a daunting experience- and not to forget everywhere stank of cigarette smoke.(eyes were stinging afterwards).

It’s an M.R. James nightmare. Unbeknownst to Quentin, the Dirty Divel followed him back from Kathmandu and shape shifted into a bus conductor. Except Robert Aickman has updated the story and Quentin is likely in a remote West Midlands limbo forever teetering between life and death. Comfrey will save him.

Hell of a day out

Such larks we'll have, by the seaside! Wonderful stuff. There's something in this tale for all of us.

Push the button!!!!! Simply horrifying!

Quentin, I love seeing your videos. It takes me back in time.

This offering and others, should have been included on the Voyager Golden Record to deter any subsequent invasions.

Wow, a fever nightmare.

Just when you are not sure the edible is kicking in, RU-vid recomends this.

Awesome. This may be a little scary for small children so I wouldn't recommend showing them this until they're 8.

Such a beautiful love story.

Reminds me that I must visit the beach again soon... but I'll take the train instead 😬 Masterpiece.

Yet another reason I refuse to use public transport.

You sir, are a genius.

If Viv Stanshal had a youtube channel.

Like the very best of Hellraiser. Exquisite.

Another brilliant video. I can't wait for the tape version to be released!

I feel violated.

Another masterpiece. Thank you Mr smirhes

Truly a legend you are Quentin Smirhes, a bit La Cabina at Halloween is a jolly jaunt.

Quentin Smirhes for Prime Minister.

That was unexpectedly nightmarish, delightfully so !

I was waiting for the ticket reel to be used as an innuendo 😂

Jesus Christ!! How many Trips did you drop!

You don't need a trigger warning if it triggers everybody.

Mental challenged Day out.

Not even watched this and it looks amazing!

Well, yes, that's about the kind of bullshit I have in my nightmares. Quentin Smirhes. you а worthy successor of Edgar Allan Poe and Franz Kafka.

🖖🏿🤓😎🖤 I've missed being here with you all.This is great.-1luv🖖🏿🤓😎

Think i need councelling after that one tbh........

Glorious! 😂

🤣 Oh dear. Beware Pimbletts.

Amazing!

I like to smoke DMT before watching these videos from Quentin....it makes for a much more pleasurable experience

I did not consent to this

Nightmare fuel

Man! Reminded me of the ending to Saphire and Steele from back in the day. I used to smoke player's No6. Where do you get your props? Great short film.

The bus conductor geezer, we've just got see more of the person who does this stuff, who is he?

It's like an evil, warped Studio Ghibli come to life.

Blakey's Nightmare

Does anyone remember the little window thing situated at the front seat of the top deck that looked directly down on top of the drivers head? As naughty school kids we’d often place open a page3 news paper on the glass window.

Must remember to check the milk's expiry date....

Ah, dear Laurence Harvey!

Infernal obra de arte.

And they wonder why fewer people use public transport these days.

Oh!

I've had worse days out.

Who needs David Lynch when Quentin is here?

Of course, it's an after sex cigarette.

I'll need a very stiff one after that, and no mistake.

Could you not do the episode ' I married a dustbin' ? Or even the heart breaking ' I fell in love with a corrugated cardboard box after my nylon socks rejected me' ?

twilight zone vibes

Uncomfortable genius.

And next week, Quentin takes the train and helps a fellow passenger alight at Edge Hill.

Old finery fungus and the galaxy

I am in hell. Help me.

Absolutely Broadmoor ish

I remember Pimmies Steak and Lava pies 🔥❤️‍🔥

OK I dont think ill sleep for a week.

I am unsettled.

The bus conductor geezer, what the fuck was that all about? But I like it...

Man... I knew he had lung damage as soon as he coughed (just like me). Then lit up a cig... cot damn... Gotta quit smoking Bus Driver man.

OMG Nightmare fuel. AMAZING VID ❤

WTF? That's the guy from The Human Centipede. He's very skilled at being creepy.

And this is why I never ride the trolley

I don't even smoke!

Yep, I need counselling.

Blimey! I think Quentin, got on the bus to Innsmouth by mistake.

Southport actually could be a bit werid like that... I lived there.

That was a smelly belly button.

Jack from "On the Buses" sure has put on weight

Wonderful, but it shows how bad public transport has got since privatisation.