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rSlash yeet

Hi

All of the times.

*gasp* PUPPER

Hmm, im guessing atleast 15 times

Hmmmmm. I wonder 🤔

Thank you!!!

Those parents must be just crazy and selfish

Must be his haircut.

“I can’t believe that they won’t loan me only $15,000! They’re so selfish!” I know, sooo selfish.

Improve*

Also :"I'm about to dig this bone into the hole."

Wonder if the name is yugo or hugo

@@webfactorysolutions it is Yugo

that wasn't funny

😂😂😂 Take it.. (\_/) (^ • ^) (>👍>. Have ittt!

-s -s -s -s

Saltoons Whoosh, that was the joke, to be intentionally stupid

I read this before I got to the end. I was very confused for a bit

god Yugo making me think I'm having a stroke lmao

You spelled real women wrong.

lol

More like, "This neckbeard spelled 'waifu' wrong."

@Aaro Rintala you spelt wrong wrong wrong

Just by a bit tho

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

Hoping for a face reveal 💜

Ikr lol

Now other body parts like the face

And a partial lower abdomen reveal in addition!!!! Who knows how long until we get a face reveal!!!

Since you’ve planned this ou- (bork) Since you’ve- (bork) Since you have pl- (bork) Si-

Also Yugo: bark bark bark woof woof woof.

Yugo already planned all this.

B O R K

I'm sure the voices that rSlash uses sets Yugo off. xD

Unfortunately it's entirely possible in this world...

I sure hope it was. But some guys are like that for real.

The fact he is that desperate and expects someone to be happy to be a slave like that shows that he really has no idea what women are like.

@@theshipper5797 if its real, that goes to show he doesn't think women are people lol

It has to be nobody is that stupid or self absorbed

Yea you should do that

@@kKhanMC recorded it directly using my phone on the vid. Ill try to get it uploaded.

Bugger off, mate.

Sometimes I get concerned that people take these comments seriously

Shes not serious shes just imitating a choosing beggar or entitled parent... I know people would totally take this seriously so I thought I'd say something ^^;

Omg dafuq

14 though still wrong

@@Dani_1012 a child lol either way

@@ihsan7333 That's exactly what I was gonna ask.

Ah, so he _did_ mean Madoka Kaname then. ... _O h n o ._

Exactly, that sounds like just the cost of driving there & back. How much for the actual work?

Right? A professional body clip is usually like $100 a horse.

Ikr. Plus, if you are so broke...why do you even keep horses? Isn't a cheap hobby.

@@anelebirdie3435 I mean, life happens sometimes. But that's where you buy some refurbished clippers and do it yourself.

@@ladyofthelake93 true. Very true. I just have a feeling that it wasn't a case of life happening with that particular one.

You mean SiNcE yOu PlAnNeD aLl ThIs

@@ARTHUR-fm6or YoU RiGhT

WhY aRe We TyPiNg LiKe ThIs?

I dON’t NkOw

More pupper vids!

If this continued it would be r/Ihadastroke

Indeed... your entire *Existencr*

@@spycemel700 INDEED

It's so cuuuuute !!! 🤣🤣🤣❤❤❤❤❤

@@austrinemuniz7797 He's* so cute. Dogs are not objects. *Vent mode deactivating*

@@BloodThirstyAvengers Maybe he or she meant the pup noises?

rSlash: Am i a joke to you

Was she in middle school I think. Yeah its uh weird

I saw that and was like.... Ughhhhhhh..... No????

😂😂

I saw that an was like AHHHHHHHHH

SHE IS LEGIT 14

sufFUR

😂

*Get memed, noobslash*

Since you planned all this

all he has to do is put him in another room for 30 minutes to an hour lowkey probably keeps him in for the blooper section of the video imao

Straight to the point.

Aren't you quirky?

lilian lol

r/notliketheothergirls

Demonetized sadly ; (

Bruh wtf is that profile picture

@@mellollmao431 who me? It's Shane Dawson from when he was trying girl products

@@mellollmao431are they now allowed to have a pfp? Yours is literally a cartoon character staring off into space.. At least TheLittleMeggy used a real person.. And if you're talking about Ilia Gluhchev, they at least have the decency to use an anime character.. Seeing as anime is better than cartoons because it takes more time, more hard work, and it looks much nicer. You, and you, are welcome.. :)

InkerTal yours is literally a furry 🤮🤮

Yeah...frankly, I don't think it's cute, I think it's irresponsible. Like, he needs to either train that dog, or lock her out of the room when he records. It's not normal for a dog to bark incessantly like that for no reason. I'm worried that if he doesn't do something, he's going to wind up with an unruly and uncontrollable dog. There's only so much time during puppyhood to correct problem behaviors before they become ingrained, and then it's nearly impossible to fix it after that. I don't even know why it bothers me so much! It's not my dog, not my problem. Maybe it's the vet tech in me, I deal with way too many problem puppers in this line of work, lots of owners who never bothered to do even basic dog training, and they _always_ wind up biting someone or destroying something valuable and irreplaceable. Then, it's off to the dog pound they go. I guess I'm just a worrier. I'm also a recording VA myself, I get cheesed at the thought of being constantly disrupted when I'm trying to work. And I have pet birds, so I get disrupted _a looooot._ Plus I have really bad anxiety and constant sharp, loud noises make me really nervous and on edge. Yeah, I know...brilliant for me to work in a veterinary career, right? But I care more about animals than I do my own comfort. That's also why I really want Yugo to be a good dog, but rSlash needs to understand that it takes a lot of time and effort, he can't just let her do whatever she wants. She needs structure and discipline, just like any human child. He's going to become an entitled parent himself if he's not careful!! "Hey, she's just friendly, so what if she knocked you over and caused you to drop you phone and break it? She's juuust a puuuppppyyyyy, she doesn't know any betttteerrrrr. Don't you _dare_ touch one hair on her precious, angelic little head! Maybe if you didn't jump when she barked at you, she wouldn't have bitten you! Did you ever think about _that?!_ No, of course you didn't, now I DEMAND you apologize to my Yugo!" 😂 Edit: bacondammit, Yugo's a boy. Fuck it, I ain't editing that text wall. Fuck. I need to chill out.

rSlash: "How can I increase my growth rate even more than just being on the reddit train" rSlash: *gets dog and brings it up every video*

@@WobblesandBean Im not sure little yugo will get to this point but I do see that everyday just walking my dogs. I have to re-train my male dog to not over react to a strange dog snapping at his sister pup since her de sexing, he wants to protect her all the time. He broke his collar trying to do so and this dog is a wimp.The only behavior i refuse to teach out of my dogs is them barking at randoms and jumping on them when they come into our yard because people have been taking dogs around where i live.. figured if they jump on the person make them fall, a human breaking something because they came unannounced in the yard is a small sacrifice for my dogs not being used as bait.

@@iathenakemp8043 He broke his collar trying to get at another dog?? Damn...looks like you got your work cut out for you, then! And that's awful about people stealing dogs. 😞 I'm not a violent person, but I sincerely wish the worst pain imaginable to people that engage in dog fighting. Those subhuman filth don't deserve to live.

Wobbles and Bean Fam, I understand your concern. My mother is a vet, and she has a lot of stories from all kinds of problematic dogs. Training is important and crucial for any pet. But honestly, there's no perfect dog for most people. Dogs are terribly clever and for most people who aren't professionals or can't pay for a professional whenever the dog steps out of what it has been taught, you'll get some misbehaviour from time to time. It's normal. Yugo seems to be noticing that if he barks whenever rSlash talks, he will eventually have attention. That's basically how you get a dog to 'talk' and it's how the dog is training him. Should be avoided and contoured, of course. But you're truly exaggerating on the amount of damage this could lead to. You're clearly overdoing it - with a gentle and simple conditioning of not giving him attention when he demands it, then rewarding when he waits or has a signal that the human is free to play (getting up, as an example), oftenly will do. Barking for attention is no sign whatsoever that it will become a ruthless killer. Nearly all puppies do it. Can be changed with ease. It's *not* a pitbull who bites whenever it is surprised. It's a puppy doing puppy things, harmless to anyone, in a controlled environment. Like a child crying within the family's house. He'll have time to work this out of the puppy.

I 100% support this idea.

no a whole channel.

My old Labby Jacob used to wag his tail from the neck lol. Always said if we got burgled we would find the burglar dead on the floor with a smile on his face from being loved to death. Miss him. Hugo has a similar cuteness.

900K special

@@Carlieth My dog barks his head off, says hi, and then loves you because you're his favourite you, and so he must be your favourite person. He also wags his whole body too.

*i am inevitable*

Some random EP/CB (eventually, I know it!): "I murdered thousands of people, LOCK UP MY NEXT VICTIM, NOT ME!"

69, nice.

81* these types of comments do well on youtube

That's a like for you,got me laughing so hard my dogs were confused!

yay 71 likes

screeeeeeeeee 203 likessss

@@lilly1464 *_205_*

-*206*-

reeee so many

I put them at the end because I'm sure some people don't like them. Putting them in the middle would be really disruptive.

@@rSlash true, like imagine trying to watch a CB get destroyed and instead you kep hearing this: Since you ke- Bark Since yo- *Bork* K done with dis shet

How about he reads faster? Molasses...or let us read the captions.

@@rSlash maybe an april fools vid?

He shout just use them to censor things.

You mean Yugo,his dog?Sry😂

@@oldacc6831 I guess it is yugo. Must have subconsciously been hearing a "h" instead of a "y"

YUGO....as in yo good boy..,

But how can there be puppy bloopers if there's no rSlash to annoy?

Mr. Wilson HONESTLY STOP I HAVENT SEEN THE MOVIE YET YOU RUINED IT! Lol

For real. Thats like a 14 hour day on top of dealing with that crazy B the entire time.

If anything that's a deal

Yep, with horses that could have bad attitudes and give you a coma. I have 12 horses and even though they stick to me like magnets, my 2 Shetlands went crazy when we got a farrier... luckily they’re too pudgy to do any real damage

Wait, wasn't it 2 horses? All be it, still probably a good price, I'll bet he was looking for someone that he could try to talk down the price.

Yeah i don't even have horses but dog that needs grooming for a lil poodle and 60 plus tips is a good deal. And takes hours to do. I do it myself for the most part to save money but yeah its alot of work. And taking horses into consideration with their size its seems like a really great deal. Its alot of time and work to do.

Preach!!!

I love this idea

That's....actually a really great idea!

I second this lol

Everyone upvote this suggestion so RSlash sees it! We must have the cutest censorship on youtube!!

I dig that ... I might set up a GF Application too if I don't give a FK if women take me seriously. Sadly where I am I might find candidates so I don't. I am 40+ successful and don't care for a relationship I made weird statements like that to women so they stop hitting on me hoping those around me think I am a selfish bastard but it doesn't work. There is on 20 year old who tried to play along with it so I ditch the act. So to your question of competition the answer is yes there could be. There are passengers for every boat.

Ceil Yurie we need to call fbi on him

@@namjoonsoldmyjamsfor3dolla404 sadly being a massive creep toward real people isnt a crime...now if we can prove sexual assault or attempted...then again, going by that application... I mean I am into some loli and shot aand stuff but damn, dont expect real people to look like anime characters. Let alone want to willingly be a slave and compete for the "priviledge" of surving me

@@vinportobg did we ask tho?

@@optie2965 lmao r/Ihadsex

Hey horse person here, you are completely correct, feed alone can cost upwards of 200-500 dollars also housing (If your stabling) can be as much as an apartment depending on what barn you use. Not to mention vet bills, shoeing, tack, brushes and sprays, medicine, etc. A wise person once told me before I started to get into riding. "Stop right now and buy a plane, because within a few years you would have already spent as much." Hope this helps!

I was working on a stable about a month ago, (same kind of bitchy old lady who's dogs where her babies, annoying yippy things, never thought I could hate a dog) but yeah when I asked the price for taking care of them was about 300 euros before vet stuff

I groom dogs, not horses. But if I extrapolate up, that price they originally offered was more than reasonable. If I had to drive 4 hours ONE WAY and groom three animals that size, I'd have charged more.

@@Kittymouth seriously an 8 hour round trip drive @ $150. People are tripping... The end about the bad review and the response they got was hilarious.

Yes horses are very expensive they are big animals so they need to be well kept I have two at my home and during the winter or rain season it just makes it a little harder but when it is hot out I need to keep a very close eye on them since they do sweat a lot and we do ride them so we also keep an eye on their water and hay. I have a pony and a draft and with both of them they both take medicine since on has a little problem with their frogs and the other a problem with their hips and the medicine is a lot of money also

And he was offering a real good price. A 4 hour drive and good grooming.

@@gummysnacksandknives9229 yeah, he really was

True like wtf lol

I was just wondering y she fell for his obvious sarcasm

Haha, that’s why we say horse owners (not all, but enough) have their own religion: they believe that they don’t have to pay!

*Chris Hanson wants to know his location*

Now that's 50 shades of wrong.

I thought the same, he has more chances with the pillow though xD

Isn't madoka a 12 year old tho??

@@myfelineobsession9636 o_0

mommas boii

even the waifu pillows reject him.

i think he does get annoyed. but he just never takes it out on the dog... Really considerate stuff right there

How could he be mad at the dog? I mean dogs are treasure

Imagine Dragons? Nah Imagine Glasses.

@@bubblegumdonuts8011 imagine wagons is better in my opinion

@@Rustythefrog imagine deez nuts xD

Or worse, do the Fritzl and lock em in the basement

Gross gross gross gross gross gross gross!! Why do people like him need to exist?? He just makes the rest of us *normal men* look bad >:(

I agree. In the space of a couple of minutes, he has insulted women in general and portrayed himself as a racist, sexist, vile little creep. Speaking as a woman and for all of womankind.....I wouldn't even give him a FIRST look.

I’ll give you it for free but the delivery is 289.37 dollars and you will have to pay all of it or I’ll sue you.

@@leakedip2495 lol

Got em

Accept*

Lyzzie K. Did you really just do that? Who cares? It was just a joke not an essay.

I would have just shaved on the horse F you

those fuckers literally buy every new ford truck

Seriously it could’ve been $500 depending on who you got it from

that's what I was thinking. that groomer's prices were low af.

I spend close to $250 on my horse's body clips twice a season and get a heart attack from the price every damn time

"I can't believe it why Won't Anyone be his girlfriend not like he's a choosing beggar and only wants a girlfriend for the bunny like why would anyone not want to be his girlfriend?"

As molasses combined with tar.

@@moralityisnotsubjective5 In the middle of January.

Basically he just wants a live-in slave to fulfill his every whim. No wonder he never had anyone take him up on his offer.

He's pry a high-functioning neck beard. The ways of his kind are strange.

@@katiestar6022 Probably an incel, too.

You are right ... he has an amazing laugh ... one that makes you smile just to hear it.

YES, I love his laugh!!

I feel like Every video it just sounds more and more/defeated ;P

@@IndyIndie59 BIG YES. It uplifts my mood!

@@andreapurple417 We need more of it, really.

I'm about 85% sure that guy was a troll.

Please do

Mmmm I think the neckbeard is to weird for that

I'm in denial that someone could be that stupid. It's gotta be fake, right?

Madoka from madoka box right

@@kiro306 Or Madoka Kaname... *shudder* Don't do weird stuff to that pillow, man.

who’s madoka

@@dracofirex madoka box seems more realistic

For real though, he's rewarding Yugo's bad behavior. I worry that it's going to become a problem, our boi here doesn't appear to have trained him whatsoever.

@@WobblesandBean And here we go with the worried comments, its nice your lookin' out for mah boi. But do you need to be that worried? Its not the end of the world!

69th like

Chances are it isn’t affecting him much since he can always tell him to stop, if not, he can Leary’s bring him outside, shouldn’t be to big of a problem.

I appreciate you for making that decision!

I'm not having kids and no life savings as well 🙃

That's awesome.

Mind is going to Animal AND Homeless shelters

We Are Hoomans 2 That’s amazing! I prefer animals though, just a preference.

I’m liking so I can give the next person the joy of making it 69 likes. I’m a good noodle.

More like a recipe for a murder.

He wants a real life waifu

Lol, he sounds like he's dying alone. xD

Sounds like he would rather have a slave than a girlfriend.

Joe Mama true

First.

Best comment I've read all year

It's the way of all puppers. Even the little ones.

Yugi, lol

I thought his name was yugo?

@@TigerTrainer Well the "i" and "o" are right next to each other on the keyboard, could have been that.

@@TigerTrainer why would he name his dog after a car we drove in times of Socialist Federal Republic of Jugoslavija.

@@Pajdas610 because YUo GOod boi

I've been asking for a while

Or, literally, just a video of Yugo. Twenty minutes of nothing but Yugo.

Lachlan Roe YAS

YAAAAASSSSS

Hoomin*

I love it when my dog tries to kill me he has permission I’d love to die like that tbh（＾ω＾）(☝︎ ՞ਊ ՞)☝︎

"Chained to this mortal realm" 🤣 this is the best comment.

and you have a gabe the dog profile pic ofc the best comment would have a gabe the dog pic

I wondered if anybody was gonna mention that, it's literally the worst beard I've ever seen (patchy pre-pubescent teenage Mexican boy fuzz not withstanding) it's actually like a face mullet, or worse, I dunno how to actually do it's horribleness justice!!?

Looks like he has space for a dog collar there.

I was thinking literal neckbeard as well. What a total and utter creep. And he can't for some reason fathom why no woman would ever want to date him. I also have to question the logic of a guy who calls a woman who WON'T sleep with him a whore.

The most amazing part is that somehow you can have 2 horses(maybe more), but cant afford 250 to clean them

@@emperorwisel4842 I love your Laharl profile pic♡

I dont own a horse. But even I know that price is a steal-

Can you bathe and clip my horse please? I don't have much but I do have like 300 followers on Instagram and like 50 more on Twitter! I'll shout you out!

I used to bathe horses, but never did clipping or prep for shows even though one of the horses I cared for was show horse. It was a nice thing to do for them in the middle of the summer day after they were ridden for a bit. The show horse used to give me a hard time all the time unless I was really not having it, but he would never bother me when it came time for a bath; leaving the bath on the other hand...

*Entitled* *shrieking*

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

@@comedicjune4365 *SJW has entered the chat*

@@comedicjune4365 nope *SJW has left the chat*

Not really, as long as people have common sense that there is creeps in any sort of community.

Phoenix Addington I wouldn't be surprised if body pillow would run away from him toplul

I just started watching Madoka Magica aswel lol

To be fair, it's a good show. Too bad it's such bait for creeps.

Johanna Weichsel Not to sound annoying or pushy or something, but who are you referring to?

@@kaifraser1996 I guess mostly the guys who buy the Madoka pillows and probably make creepy fanart

Who knows, the guy might be into crossdressers who cosplay. Either he gets close to the real thing, but as a guy crossdresser, or nothing. As long as he says no homo.

Maybe he wants middle East Asians?

Southeast asian have pretty big eyes, most people have double eyelids here

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wants someone like this ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ekw32CL3SoY.html

@@leroylowe5921 this happened to me twice ;-;

I expected to get rick rolled.

Madoka Kaname is 14, but there's another Madoka from Beyblade, I believe, though I don't know how old that character is.

This anime makes you depressed btw

Thank you for saying this! I came to the comments to look for/say the same!

Aspy here, thank you for commenting this!

Apologies for replying to a 3-year-old comment, but THANK YOU. I’m on the spectrum and I grew up in a small town where having any kinda mental issue meant you were a retard or psychopath, no in-between, even from my own family.

I would rather... stay effing single.

Ha! I get it (Cut it)

I don’t groom horses, I help my mum with dogs and cats- but if she charges like 80$ to wash and cut a big dog’s fur... yeah 150$ is NOT going to cut it for 2 horses, plus an 8 hour in total drive. God people who don’t have any inkling about animal grooming and complain about prices drive me crazy.

The exact right amount!

Define “normal”

Why

@@damason724 its a bit of their culture and how they speak with their slang

My first thought was macaroni lol

@@11yearolddrugdealer98 I just don't get it.. some people say micky d's or something similar.. maccas is nothing like McDonald's

@@damason724 Australian here.. Can confirm maccas... Its just the way it is. Don't question upside down drunken logic.. (most Australian slang comes from misheard, shortened drunk speaking)

I mean, he _did_ want someone that looked like Madoka.

Maybe he should just make a holographic one like Krieger did... That's from Archer; in case you didn't know.

whisperingthylacine or just get a daki

Did Chris-chan start possessing people in order to find a boyfriend-free girl? Putting out applications didn’t work so well for him any other time.

He should get one of those pillows with arms and tape a picture of his waifu to it

Dear god I can’t even fathom how terribly he would destroy your ass for that. Being called a donkey and told to fuck off is the least of your worries. I’ll pay you $20 to do it.

@@R0gueM sure thing, I'll fly right to the other side of the world just to get my ass beaten up :D)b

As I don't currently have a death wish, no.

Also in the first post it said that her stepbrother and sister were married or maybe I heard that wrong

@@omegaryder7855 It was her step brother and sister in law

ba dum tss

Nikagor yes! Plus my little Shih Tzu costs $70 per grooming - $250 for a few horses plus 8 hours of travel is super generous!

You didn't expect this fooW

Y e p.

Isnt that illegal tho? cant you not price goods at different prices for different people?

@@daddsfasdasd I don't know the legal jargon behind it - there's a good possibility it may be illegal, but it depends on specific criteria - but I'm willing to hazard a bet that since services like Scientific Revenue can exist, that it's entirely legal for ASTRO to do this for significantly less disgusting reasons than SR's "Turning players into payers" motto.

Agree Hoopdy.

The Legend Of Sparda heloo

sometimes creators dislike their own vids so someone else cant get the first dislike

Probably illuninaughty or however you spell it

I72 likes 1 dislike Not very loyal

Now their are two haters

And there free for everyone on the internet to see