r/Choosingbeggars "FREE MONEY ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH!" Funny Reddit Posts 

Since last week, I've received 18 lawsuits from fans suing me for not publishing puppy bloopers. My lawyer has advised me to publish puppy bloopers. Here you go. Please withdraw the law suits.

You forgot that your “roommate” also loves to interupt your recordings

R/Slash: what do u want from me? Pupper: A T T E N T I O N

Pupper: *puppy noises* RSlash: "Omg pup can Yu-go away please?" Pupper: ARF ARF RSlash: *giggles*

I think you should just use the audio of Yugo interrupting you as the new censor noise for the curse words 🤣🤣🤣

Yogo blooper would make a nice way to censer RU-vid sensitive words

The laugh of pain Everytime you are interrupted is amazing

YAY puppy bloopers! Just got off the phone with my lawyer, I have withdrawn my lawsuit.

Yeah, I have the worst roommate. He's loud almost 24/7, flings food and mess all over my walls, and hasn't spent a dime on rent. He's also a bird.

Instead of saying substitutes for swears, just censor them with yugo

"AITA for borrowing my roommate's car..." Me: *Yes* "...to drive cross-country..." Me: *Yes* "... without telling him exactly where I am?" Me: *Yes intensifies*

I really appreciate you posting right when my free period starts every day

I had a friend stay with me for a couple of weeks, he voluntarily cooked and cleaned for my whole family just for being allowed to sleep on the floor. The good ones exist

i didnt realize the galaxy in the background moved until now--

The only reason I'm not skipping ads is because I want Yugo to live off of that YT money. I demand more puppy bloopers. Better yet give me your dog since I support your channel so much. Lol.

Thanks for the puppy bloopers. I would totally wear a rSlash shirt with “Team Yugo” on it.

I don't normally do this, but one like equals one belly rub for Yugo!

Friend: Why don't you just read reddit stories yourself Me: There are *MANY* reasons I could list, but most important, does reddit have r/puppybloopers Friend: Well no bu- Me: exactly Friend: Fair point

Nobody not a single soul: Pupper: feed me peasant

I’m suing you for not uploading 10+ times a day

Hey RSlash You are such a good owner for yugo and only laughing when you are trying to work/record and Yugo interrupts 🐶😂♥️♥️

RSlash tries to talk Yugo stooped I’m not gonna let you get the chance

Rslash: what do you need from me?! Hugo: Your undivided love and attention. Always.

As always the puppy bloopers are the perfect cherry on top.

Normal choosing beggar: yea I need money bro Random Kool Guy: yea I got u here’s some free money NCB: FREE MONEY ISNT GOOD ENOUGH !!!!!!!!!!

rSlash: WhAt Do YoU wAnT?!?! Yugo: *speaks human* rSlash: *pikachu face*

Your voice sounds... odd. You sick mate? Your voice sounds deeper and almost sick like. :"/ Take a break if u sick mate.

"AITA for borrowing my roommate's car to drive cross-country without telling him exactly where I went." Atum - Yes yes yes yes yes

“He lucky that he is a cute puppy” I’m not gonna lie, you got me the first half.

Thanks for the reliably great content! Suggestion: post pictures of the puppers during the puppy bloopers so we can sufficiently admire the entitled pupper who immediately requires your attention.

RU-vid: I fear no man RU-vid: But that thing *rSlash videos with ads* RU-vid: It scares me

Entitled Parents be like : FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

rSlash: *talks about room mate* Me: woah I’d kick that guy in t- rSlash: *says puppy* Me: Did I say I’d kick him? I ment pet

R/Slash: What do you want from me Puppy:Nothing I just want to troll you

Free anything isn't good enough for CBs. YOU need to pay THEM for it, also.

CB: *moves in* CB: *is a bastard, costs the OP money* OP: *does nothing, lets them get away with it* CB: *continues to be an asshole* OP: *is surprised* Am I getting the gist of all these stories?

I love your laughter, it's so calm and... collected? (I think that's the right word) Well, except for that one time with r/askreddit-

rslash has a roommate that destroys stuff (like his recordings) and doesn't pay rent. his roommate also gets lots of stuff. his roommate is also unemployed. but, his roommate . . . is to cute to get mad at.

Hearing about the begger on the street reminded me of one time I was with my brother. We walked past a guy who had a sign that said "I'm not gonna lie, I'm gonna spend the money on booze and hookers." My brother gave him $10 for his honesty.

The legend says r/slash is still trying to say "unless you apologize"

Give my son a puppy video or I will have to talk with your manager

i appreciate you posting puppy bloopers but i want a whole video with your dog borking only thxxxxx

14:25 Lol he got stuck on the same line for 2 minutes and 28 secs

Love your puppy... my brother has a new puppy, a gorgeous Australian Shepherd who I dog-sit for a few hours if him and his wife have to go out for a while (too young to left alone, he is 15 weeks). He is so cute that no matter what he does I can’t get mad at him. Even when he eats the flowers and dig up the grass he just looks at me and I forgive him...!! Xx

Rslash, for the depreciation you made a mistake: it's a German car so you multiply the costs by 5. 10 if it was brittish. .5 if it's Japanese. (Unless it's a land cruiser, those things don't depreciate or break down) US is the control. (.1 if it's a raptor, you only need to pay for maintenance and they're pretty reliable) 1000000000 if it's italian

Woo early! I will probably love the video, as always. And you should pay ME because I watch sooooo many videos. I mean you dont need the money.

The beggar in the parking lot reminded me of a situation I had two days ago. I went out to shop for things I need for my wedding (on a budget of course) and as I was getting ready to leave I had a man approach my car and ask me for some change to buy food. I reached into my cup holder and gave him ALL the change out of there ( I let change accumulate in my cup holder, so there was probably about $5-$10 in there that I gave him). He also asked for a cigarette which I didn't mind because I had just bought a new pack. After giving him this he then proceeds to ask if I would go in the store and buy him some food. I told him "no offense, but I don't know you and I just gave you at least $5 in change." He then tries to beg me asking me to get "a loaf of bread." I told him again that I did not know him and I would not be getting out of my car. I also told him I knew for a fact that a loaf of bread was $1 and some change. I told him to have a nice day and rolled up my window. He stood outside my car for a good five minutes and acted as though he was panicking for some reason before shouting at me "God bless you!" Then walked away. It was definitely a weird experience and I realized as I was pulling out of the parking space that a man in the car next to me watched the hold thing and gave me a nod, I'm guessing to let me know he was making sure I was okay. No offense to anyone but if I don't know you or your intentions, I'm not getting out of my car and going into a store with you alone. Sorry, not sorry.

Rslash:This is almost as bad as my roommate he always wakes me up at six in the morning and eats all my food and never spends a dime on anything And even Relieves himself on the kitchen floor Me: O-O WAAAAAT Rslash: says puppy Me: they had us in the first half not gonna lie

I wonder if he cosplays as a choosing beggar or entitled parent in his VOICE!

Love the vids but the puppy bloopers is kinda getting old. I like setting your videos to autoplay while i work on building my house, but then theres the ending with puppy bloopers which kinda drags on and gets old, but to change it i have to come back to the computer (from another level or ladder. Could we maybe just get a separate video dedicated just to puppy bloopers? Id like to watch that another time on its own, but not as a surprise at the end of these amazing stories. That really the only note I have, otherwise, love what you do, please dont stop. And maybe some more r/nuclearrevenge :) I loved those haha

I got my notification 23 seconds after the video was posted, because your notification didn't allow me to react in time to get first comment i'd like my time refunded, 100$ per second should do it, comply or you will hear from my lawyer.

EXCUSE ME! I THINK YOU SHOULD PAY ME FOR USING *MY* NAME IN *YOUR* VIDEO!

Money is never good enough 😋

Yugo, short for "You go in the other room when i'm recording"

All these entitled stuff is really upgrading my imagination, I have been thinking of all types of possibilities to be prepared if anything like this happens to me. Keep it up!

never ever let house “friend” into your house/apartment

Only that meant puppy bloopers? Since you have a doggo, you should have more

*PLEEEEASE GIVE ME AN EXTENTION ON MY ENTRY FOR r/Slash MERCH! I HAVE A VERY GOOD IDEA!*

Yugo: I am so entitled I need your undivided attention at all times of the night and day! I love your doggo so much! Puppybloopers are the best thing ever!

Gonna be honest, Puppy Bloopers might be my favorite part of all of his vids.

am I early or RU-vid is still messing with me? and also it sounds like you have a new mic oh and a new font

“Free money is not enough” IKR!!!( (jk)

Old man:can I have some money Me:hands him a ten Old man:can I have more Me:that’s all I have Me:walks in the store Me:comes out with 10 bags Old man:the worst look ever

"Yugo , what do you want from me?" "Head pats, tummy rubs and food!"

5:32 Not gonna lie, he had me in the first half!

Your roommate sounds like quite a hassle. I'll take him off your hands for ya okay?!

I WAS DRAWING A DIAMOND FROM MINECRAFT WHEN THIS VIDEO WAS SENT SO I DIDN’T GET HERE IN TIME ;-;

I'm glad you publish so often, because since I found your channel a few weeks ago, I've run through the entire backlog of the stuff you've already posted!!😱 It's traumatizing

Lol Your puppy is so freaking cute so I am gonna sue you unless you show us another picture of that adorable puppy!!

My dog howls when I play my guitar everytime 😂

Rslash thanks for uploading

more pictures of hugo or i WILL sue you for EVERYTHING PENNY YOU HAVE

1 Min ago!! Ready to watch/Listen :D

I could watch a whole video dedicated to r/puppybloopers

"Unless I apolog-" *YUGO INTENSIFIES*

OMG! My Hughie heard your Hugo and now he's looking for him under my desk. LMAO!

Rslash: talks about his roommate Me: haha his roommate is his dog 😂 Rslash: he’s an adorable little puppy Me: haha

When he said "we've been fighting since" I thought he said "we've been fighting Sans"

Yogi said “damnit dad I want your attention & I want it now!” 🐶

Edit: This is Yugo's best blooper session yet, rSlash, way to go, Yugo, keep on pushing the video's deadline closer, pup! Me: I'd say that's about 76% of all the words in the English language, because RU-vid is a wussy and doesn't want to get a bad reputation on their admin Christian Minecraft Server. RU-vid: All of those words will get your channel DEMONETIZED! Me: Well guess what? My channel has no monetization, so there's nothing for you to take from me this time!

R/: Explains *_his_* roommate situation Me: they had us at the first half not gonna lie...

That wholesome ass laugh he does when Yugo interrupts him makes my day

I’m suing you for monetizing your content!

puppybloopers are adorable

That story of giving the hobo $5 is probably the reason why I avoid them sometimes.

❤ Puppy Bloopers! ❤ Always a happy ending.

The puppy bloopers melted my heart I'm dead now rSlash you need to pay for my funeral service or I'm suing

$70,000 a year? That's over $1,346 a week! Assuming Karen refuses to work before 8, that would be somewhere around $47 an hour! In what universe is that reasonable!?

Aww, the puppy wants more love, give the puppy love.

A woman came up to me once and begged for money. I only had a 20 and a 50 and I wanted to get rid of her cause I was in a rush (also she made her daughter (approximately 4 years old) hug me to make me feel bad so I gave her my 20 euros. She saw the 50 in my wallet and HAD THE AUDACITY to ask for the 50 instead! Since then I dont give away money! If you're hungry, I'll buy you something to eat and to drink. But no more free cash! 🙅🏽‍♀️

I had a choosing beggar best friend, her logic "you care more about your car then our friendship". Um she ripped the front bumper off of my brand new Dodge Dart and wouldn't pay for the new one ($200). And to top it all off, she was living with me for practically nothing, and I got her a job at the hotel I was managing. All because I was helping her get away from her stupid abusive boyfriend.

That first story imagine If they were family then add in him going thru and selling our belongings then add in no rent putting us in $3000 in debt by month 3, then add in that not only rented for a cheap price but each month we added $300 so the rent wouldn’t b too much so already losing money for “family” then getting y do I have to pay ur selfish! act, add in them send Only $90 then telling everyone we blackmailed him to pocket more money, cuz ya know we rich right? 🙄 We should be able to add $300 to the rent and pay their part (that they agreed to beforehand and signed) add in having them talk so much trash to everyone that they felt the need to share it all, and us having to after a year evict them and sell the apartment cuz they put us so far into debt we had no choice, and to this day no apology no repayment no APARTMENT and a whole lot of debt cuz we did family a favor. Smh they complain about us every chance they get. Do No One Favors....UNLESS it’s paid in advance at least lol....it’s prolly a bad thing when I listen and can relate to at least one if not all stories I read or listen too lolz

5:50 I spit out my tea when you said it was Yugo

Yeah, actual beggars are weird about that. Can't tell you how many times I literally offer them food and always get turned down, which makes it incredibly obvious they only need the money for drugs/alcohol. Then if you do give money they try to guilt you into giving more. So the moral is, never give anything to street beggars, just give to a real charity or you're 100% better off saying "No sir/ no ma'am" and walking by without another word.

Yay more puppy bloopers! Is there any way to see dat doggo? :D

i had a similar experience with a begger. I was in town with a couple of friends and there was a homeless dude making his way around to everyone with his hand out stretched expecting money, I gave him a $5 note and he moved on (bastard didn't even say thanks or anything). we were heading to a music festival and we were all getting some cash out of an atm before heading there and when I was finished getting my money (I was the last person out of the group) he comes right behind me, stares at me and says "Hey, got any for me?" . I just said "Mate, I just gave you 5 bucks not even 2 minutes ago." He just looks at me and goes "oh, got any change?" I just told him to get fucked and to piss off and walked away.

i had roommates do this. there were 3 of us living in a really nice 2 story + full basement farmhouse. rent was 600/ month total. the landlord also owned a bar a few miles away, and we would just go there to pay the rent. now thankfully, the landlord kept a ledger for the house and noted who paid what. we get about 6-8 months in, and my GF is staying the night maybe 3-4 nights a week. the roomies come to me and say she should be paying an equal share. I say no, because shes only over half the week, only sleeps in my room, and doesn't use anything other than what I buy. a week or 2 go by and its rent time. I go to the bar, and I would usually pay rent weekly, as I got paid weekly and it was just easier that way. well, I go in to pay rent and have a beer, and he says he needs to talk about rent. he pulls up the ledger and says we have until the end of the month to settle up or were gone. apparently one of my roomies has never paid rent at all, and the other stopped paying 2 months prior. I'm the only one current on rent. I tell him I'll talk to the guys and get back to him the next day. I talk with the guys, and yup, the one guy greg acted surprised he had to pay rent, (first place away from home), the other said fuck the landlord, he had some disagreement about car parts. so I go back, tell the landlord im moving, and apologize for my now former friends. he says goodbye, (nice guy actually), and I move out. now when we moved into this house, we threw together 330 bucks each and got an Xbox, (it was brand new), some games, and a huge PC hard drive for saving media like music and movies. when I was moving I said I either wanted the Xbox and id pay the balance or the HD. and I was going out of town for the weekend to a music fest and when I got back we could divide the stuff up. I go and come back, and the Xbox and the HD are gone. I ask where they are and they said "stolen" and had a sly fuck you grin. now keep in mind greg was a tech savant, and we had full video surveillance of the place. I ask about that and they said, oh, it was turned off by someone. yeah, BS. a few days later i get a call from the police, and they say they got a report about the stolen stuff and that I was the one the roommates said stole it. I said I was out of town and actually a few states away at the time. they asked for proof, which was easy. (i went with about 10 friends). I later found out that of course they just moved the stuff to a friends and were talking trash about how I was getting them evicted and wanted to steal their stuff and all that. after that I pretty much cut ties with that whole group for obvious reasons.

rSlash: Unless I- Yugo: *FF* rSlash:.Unle- Yugo: *WARF-* rSlash: pfff- Me: *HAH-* Edit: thanks for the like! :0

When you started talking about your roommate and how he pees on your floor, I just started thinking "WTF, who does that?!" Then you said adorable puppy, then I was like, "It be like that sometimes."

I like how the first guy manages the 105 pound gf flex out of nowhere lol...also why would you take him out to dinner after all the disrepectful things he did??? at that point you kinda deserve what you get.