r/Creepyasterisks | pls commit unalive. 

So glad to hear Robin laughing in a video, instead of sounding like a 64 year old grandfather raging about the current price of beans on his fixed income.

Alright, only took 10 seconds to induce a genuine cringe. This'll be something else... Robin, you have my deepest sympathies for this.

Remember folks. Never rp with someone unless you know theyre ok with it.

4:22 the way robin said “purr” has me dying 😭😭

Some of these posts give me a “male bird during mating season” vibe. Others give me an “I’m an AI who just recently gained sentience and I literally have no idea how normal humans are supposed to behave as my neural network is immensely glitchy” vibes.

Robin's laughs are too contagious Y'all need to give our man more funny subreddits he deserves it

People taking franchises too far is just the equivalent of admiring a museum then pissing on the floor

This subreddit never fails to make me feel like I was touched innapropriatley on the bus. Like how is someone THAT GOOD at being creepy.

"I slap lapis butt" had me absolutely dying. 💀

18:30 As someone who used to do roleplay with other people (consensually), you hit the nail on the head. Only reason I hate these so much is because the other person clearly wasn't into or okay with this

I usually do roleplaying with some friends on Discord, and I can't wrap my head around the idea of starting off with asterisks like that, with a complete stranger. Like even my friends and I, we separate RP and real talk.

As someone who do literate roleplay and has done so for years, those people baffle me. I get having characters and plots or imagine scenarios. Hell, although I am not a biggest fan of self-insert, I get that too. But starting conversations like that without talking about it? Consent and talking about rules beforehand is so important. You don't know if your rp's partners are triggered by some subjects they don't want to read about, if they're comfortable with erp, etc. if you dont talk about ur beforehand. And no, it's not cute to introduce yourself like that, except if it was clarified beforehand. Another thing is having a character having a crush on another oc is fine on its own but interactions should also be talked about except if it's precised (some posts on some site are sometimes "here's my character, you can interact with them" or start of rp that anybody cam answer too) I personally have difficulty with asterisks as they're often associated with One/two liners or people less 'experienced', which is totally fine on its own but I had pretty bad experiences with those type of people. TLDR: coming from a literate roleplayer, roleplay is fun when you talk about it beforehand with the other person.

Robin having fun with a subreddit for once is nice. Also, it’s completely understandable, this shit funny af.

This subreddit is like being allergic to bees and having a giant japanese hornet fly near you

13:16 i'm going to start quoting that. "say it dude! say it! t-t-t-today, junior! spit it out!"

i never viewed the other r/creepyasterisks videos, as i was really afraid it was gonna be too cringy for my taste, but after watching this one, i now can say that i have a new, much better way to deal with scammers

8:00 Robin always suprises me with his manic laughs. I always forget that he is a voice actor

Dude... Can we all acknowledge how great Robin's voice acting is? He needs to read that crap and it still sounds awesome and real.

13:18 he said that tttttoday junior and I haven't heard that in YEARS. Memories of Midwestern grandparents yelling at me 🫣

I feel so sorry about you having to read 15:35 even watching that part made me gag.

You can literally hear Robin's braincells dying reading this subreddit

Really love how Robin gets into character for reading these. Adds an extra layer to it that just reading it wouldn't give.

I genuinely love this subreddit because it's either a guy joking around or some weird fetish guy 😭

7:50 Someone with a 155 IQ would know how to spell jiu-jitsu correctly-

2:15 This feels like the lost script for one of MeatCanyon animations

* slowly moves finger to subscribe button * father Emkay

im tired of being so distressed about waring people about the fall, its time for me to sit back and watch one of emkay's videos, never fails to put a smile on my face Edit: hey I acually got 100+ likes, that's new, thanks!

I've never laughed so much at an emkay video, thank you for making my day

13:01 legitimately gave me a stroke WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS

As someone who actively RPs.... I am SO glad they put someone who's familiar with OLDSCHOOL MYSPACE RP on this particular vid. Makes it ten times funnier when they have familiarity with online RP I'm absolutely CACKLING at this.

I would love to hear Jack and Robin do a text conversation-based subreddit and alternate back and forth with the text conversation. That shit would be hilarious.

My mental state is rapidly deteriorating, and this video made it worse. Thank you Emkay crew.

how does this man bring himself to read these out loud for the internet to see

Robin laughing his ass off and dying cuz of this subreddit is so wholesome despite the nature of this subreddit 😭

7:10 dude, I laughed so hard at this I almost made the name sound Robin made

I'm concerned as to how Robin pulled off such a believable, clean maniacal laugh... Robin, is there something you aren't telling the rest of us?

Feels illegal to be this early. In all seriousness, I’m really thankful for this RU-vid channel, it’s a safe space for me when things at home are going bad. I’m a huge fan of specifically Robin and Lexi, imma part of the LGBTQ+ community and it’s really heartwarming to know there’s such an accepting RU-vid community for people like me, run by people like me. You’re probably not gonna see this, let alone answer, but from the bottom of my heart, thanks Emkay!

If anyone actually made it through this entire video I applaud you.

4:52 Man I was really waiting for the weird part, and by god it showed up and hit me like a train.

3:54 The family enjoys their milk at the table Little did they know, it was harvested from my creature

As someone who's done online rp, I've somehow been lucky enough not to encounter this ever, and at this point I only do it with my boyfriend, and only because we're both cool with it and because it's a goofy and fun way to kill time

15:04 I want to thank OP for writing this long, descriptive message. Listening to this made me so nauseous that I couldn't continue eating my ice cream.

At 5:10 I became INSANELY upset because I genuinely love Cinderace. It’s my favourite Pokémon and people are doing this shit with it. Pain.

7:24 “ I was at home the entire day. “ “….”

That one about the feet (14:51) had me howling, because my feet are FOUL! Seriously, the United States Department of Defense could use my foot sweat as chemical warfare!

4:30 had me dead 💀💀💀

7:02 Perry the anxious teen nerd !

Never heard anyone having THIS much fun with these before! This is awesome

14:01 - as an ex furry, no no that is totally correct an true an real. The give away is that math being 141%

just 3 minutes in and I haven't laughed this much in a long time, Robin's laugh is so contagious lmao

Poor Robin having to suffer for these, give this man a raise

14:28 I just want to let everyone know, this is not at all what most furs are like, thank you for your time

4:02 - ahhhahh, good ol' harvesting the milk from one's creature! 😂 Two sentence horror stories...

11:35 it would have been a funny plot twist if the person replied “im a man” after they replied “wtf”

2:39 the best part is the response that was cut off. it was that image of skipper from penguins of madagascar with a shook expression

9:11 mom's spaghetti

5:44 perfect response to anyone who does this

14:17 that adds up to a total of 141%. thats crazy.

9:57 bro is describing his dream fetish 💀💀

14:14 Not how percentages work. 141%

10:54 bro the NOO just makes me wheeze so ducking hard!

10:19 Lions can’t even purr

Robin acting out the asterisks adds so much fun to this

6:12 *I, Giorno Giovanna, have a dream. TO BE FREE OF THESE CRAZY FREAKS!*

4:50 made my youtube crash thats how good the comment is

14:43 I went through full disgust, then embarrassment, disgust again, and then hilarity over the course of 30 seconds. What the hell.

As a furry, i am sorry you had to go through the "hewwo" stuff

5:00 cinderace is a pokemon from the pokemon games sword and shield, in case you didn't know.

7:45 bro says he has a 155 IQ and then uses the wrong “your”

ok so the one at 4:37 is pretty hilarious

“UWU” I am really concerned for any narrator’s health after this sub

My pet rock of 14 years died of old age a few hours ago, and my family is making fun of me. Her name was Rookie, and she was a small crested rock. I really loved her a lot, for such a small thing she had so much personality. She would always walk onto my hand if I held it out for her and would jump to the cage door if I was home from work. For the last week, she had been sluggish and not climbing at all. She stopped visiting me when I came home and stayed on the cage floor. I knew deep down it was her age, but I wanted to just believe she was just maybe a little out of it, so I tried to keep her healthy and hydrated. Just today, I came home and found her motionless, i went to touch her gently and saw she was still breathing and stiff. But she was clearly weak, and the breathing was shallow. I didn't want to bother her, I know rocks get stressed out by human touch when they are uncomfortable, so I left her. An hour later, she was dead, I knew because when I went to touch her, she was limp. She had never been so limp before. I told my sister and showed her the body as I was taking it to the backyard for a burial. She seemed shocked but oddly asked to take a pic. I told her no as it was weird. I buried her, grieved for a few hours, and decided I would stay home from work tomorrow. My parents came home, and I told them they were respectful. Well, my mom at least was sympathetic. My dad didn't do much but listen. I just came back upstairs, and I heard them talking. My dad and sister dont exactly have quiet voices. They said that I was overreacting, how maybe if it was the dog, I should be upset and crying. And how my managers would think I would be stupid if I called in for the death of a rock. I thought they would be respectful, but I guess they really didn't care for her or how much she meant to me. It makes me furious, but I dont have the energy to confront them. She may have been small and not the brightest, but I really did love Rookie, I've had her since I was in elementary school. I just wish they were more understanding about this.

17:38 Putting the "Shame" in Shameimaru

13:10 why does this look like one of those connect the dots book things lmao

6:20 I ain't gona lie I'm pretty sure I watched more than a hundred anime and I don't know what that dude means by "anime jump backwards"....

I'm glad that Robin is finally enjoying a subreddit

8:37 Robin actually sounded like they were crying lol

Immediately upon seeing the first part of the video I was immediately hit with a lethal dose of cringe.

7:13 I actually choked on my drink at this one, especially with robin perfectly sounding out the “hhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

3:20 isn’t the whole point of messaging them NOT TO ACT LIKE THAT IN FRONT OF THEM??

1:20 "you'll be arrested regardless" I'm imagining that they were actually the cops, and it's hilarious.

I find it funny how they went through the effort to come up with exact species proportions for their genitals and it doesn't even add up to 100%.

13:53 No they arent calling them a hoe! Theyre saying "Hoi" its like saying hi or hello its what temmie says from undertale

almost vomited on 15:00

10:30 How tall are you? 6’4? Mmmmm… *p-sy purring* And that concludes this conversation. Stay safe *walks away slowly*

Okay but the "points at you --pussy-- " guy is stepping real close to the cannibalism realm and it's funny.

Because of my social anxiety, I always think that other people see me like this when I text them. 8:52 especially this part

Good god what was that laugh at 2:32 🤣🤣

The section that was inside 8:17 reminded me a ton of that one character Rocky from Lackadaisy for some reason

Please. Never stop giving Robin this subreddit.

4:43 freaking destroys me wtf

9:30 *dad was the one who opened the door and you didnt notice cause youre too scared to open your eyes* Dad: omg yes never thought you would ask

PLEASE make this subreddit a regular thing!

15:15 oh god I DO want to commit unalive now

As someone who is an ACTUAL roleplayer, I just want to say that these people shown here are a _disgrace_ to the roleplaying community and we do not welcome them at all. The rps I do are always heavily story based and sometimes don’t involve sex or romance at all, and when they _do_ it’s because the characters have actually fallen in love in genuine, humanlike ways. It’s never… whatever the fuck that is… that’s _disgusting…._ Rp is it’s purest form is a way for aspiring writers and artists like me to exercise creative skill in a way that actively involves another person, it’s a very rare opportunity for us because the writer’s life is a very, very lonely one. But like all good things, there will always be disgusting fuckers who come and ruin it!

Rest in peace Robin. Cause of death: Laughing to hard This is my favourite video now, Robin is awesome and Emkay is awesome.

This is horrifying. I feel sorry for Robin.

I hope Robin is doing well after this subreddit

5:35 As a dyslexic person, I give you FULL permission to reject that person to the moon and back.

8:20 wrong your. He just said "im blocking you are number."