r/CreepyPMs | what is wrong with you? 

One of my favourite subreddits, not just for the hilarious pms themselves but for the replies people give

To quote my favorite Tumblr post of all time: "The bar was so low it was basically a tripping hazard in hell. Yet here you are, limbo-dancing with the devil"

It's so nice actually hearing Robin laugh.

"that was simply a conversation opener"💀💀💀

This subreddit is the incarnation of: "Who the fuck starts a conversation like that? I just sat down!"

Back when I was using a dating app, a guy once wanted to see a picture of my belly. Told him I didn't know him long enough for that. Didn't hear back for about two months. Then I get another message from him: "Since we've known each other a few months now, can I see your belly?" No, he did not get that picture.

It's good to know that, despite being a very awkward person, I will never come off anywhere near this creepy and deranged.

The "show me your lesbian 🐈" guy sounds like he thinks they look different than hetero 🐈 for some reason lmao

I don’t think I’ve heard Robin laugh this much in a good while. I missed hearing it.

My mind immediately went to " creepy prime-ministers " Edit: where did all these likes come from OML

I remember rejecting a guy saying that I was married, and he started spewing shit about stepmom fetishes and wanting me to step on him and my husband catching us cheating. It REALLY scared me, and I blocked him almost immediately.

I think the new trend should be when creeps go into your DMs like that, just start sending the most disturbing stuff you can find so they get a taste of their own medicine. My favorite was seeing a scammer texting this dude, and the dude just spammed the scammer with the most eldritch Lovecraftian horror pictures with the creepiest of text and the scammer begged him to stop and leave him alone. This is where we're at now and I'm for it honestly.

A few months ago, my best friend would ask people to “SHOW ME YOUR ARMPITS” and looking at the thumbnail made me remember that-

I love it when the editors forget to censor something, it's like a lil snap back to reality

As a legit answer to the ""why would you tell/ask me that?" to the guys who ask if they can get off to your pic, they're not actually looking for an answer half the time. Even if you say no, they just get off to the fact that you now know they're "having fun" to the thought of you and/or your pictures. It's gross, but that's just how it is. Best you can do is ignore it and, if you feel so inclined, block 'em

The moment when you realize that Emkay is actually consisted of soulless people who sold their souls to the devil to make these videos and that's why they have Cuphead music playing in the background...

THAT THUMBNAIL SCARED THE LIVING S*** OUTTA ME

4:10 I think they mean "can cover that" in like "can make up for". Like, by having a "better" chest it will bring someone overall from being a (in their words) 5 out of 10, to a 6 or 7 out of 10. Not much better to say, but I guess it makes a bit more sense if we interpret it like this.

When a perv messaged me like that I told him I was a minor, that I took his username and called the authorities He disappeared from the internet lmfao

The way Robbin just starts dying at 2:15 is pure gold.

Am I the only one who finds it kind of adorable that he seems to not know that cup sizes can go beyond the letter "D"? :)

4:16 there’s apparently a woman who purposefully grew her breasts to size L, yes that’s a thing apparently.

0:22 he was just saying hello, I have no idea what he did wrong

You guys make the most hilarious content and I really love all the subreddits that you do. I really love hearing Robin and his voice, it always makes me laugh and just all around makes my day a whole lot better. Thank you and keep up the amazing work.

1:07 I LOVE THIS ONE LMAOOOO

16:59 That cut was too funny

I really have to ask how people like this end up this creepy. How did they grow up and somehow deduce that this the way to interact with others?

2:47 as doof said “lies are the very thing that carry our society”

Average day on social media as a woman

6:21the only thing I’ll make with them is a law suit for sexual harassment.

9:29 if there is a subreddit called r/oddthreats then that needs to go there

I got a creepy pm from a guy on reddit saying "what woupd you do if you woke up with me between your legs😜" for context im a 15 year old trans lesbian. This was a 36 year old man

I will never understand why people do that... There is so much free p*** on the Internet with people enjoy being watched while doing stuff you could not even imagine. Then why harassing people in their DMs? there are so much simpler solutions to your d- problems

I genuinely don't know how people are either so sheltered, so naïve, so obvlivious, narcissistic etc. That they think they're being smooth in any of these situations. Like i understand why people might be desperate, but at what point does one become so delusional that they say any of these things? Like, I will never understand how anyone is this unaware of basic human etiquette.

I wish more RU-vidrs did this and the r/PrayingMantis subreddits - these are so funny

0:12 I think that's the same dude that wanted someone to uncensor a pitchers armpits

8:43 I need the full unedited line of "I bet you cosplay you fucking dork" because I am practically DYING 🤣

"These are just circles."

Im old, and when you calmly said "Clean your genitals", I peed myself laughing! Thank you!

I've certainly had my fair share of unusual DMs, but I wager I'll see a lot worse in this video. And funnier ones, too. Thanks for the second dose of funnies with Robin, EmKay team! :D

I lost it at the "females" meme that was chosen.

Man I'm lewd and I'll be truthful to anyone I *KNOW* but this is got my brain to stop working half the time

Bro the censoring being the Kermit let me do it for you meme is just beautiful

1:25 They's probably talking about the thing with the animals and the years.

I’m being so real rn if someone hits me up for pics of my feet arm pit or anything else that’s not private and they’re paying me ? I’m sending them that shi right away idc how sad they are I’m legit getting paid/they’re paying for their weirdness it’s perfectly balanced

12:47 Its finaly worth knowing multiple languages.

Emkay losing it over these texts makes this so much funnier 😂😂😂

10:32 He might be from Alabama because he's a brother

6:15 GAMER BABIES

I love that Mr.Clean is the ad I have for this video... I might need some of that for my ears after hearing some of these things 😂

petition to simply unalive anyone who tries to reach into DM's like this

I love how the second guy was so polite like “oh ok sorry!” we need more nice people like him

thank you emkay for blessing me with this amazing film experience

15:07 this is true, i tend to put lol in my messages when im trying to convey things im not so sure of or i find terrible to make myself feel... honestly i dunno. like when i talk about my feelings lol

0:01: I'm into pits, but that is NOT an acceptable opener in any context. People like this guy give the rest of us a bad rap.

These are the weirdest PMs ever. You cant change my mind.

3:52 i think he meant to compensate for

10:10 i just started eating CHEESY LASANGE WHY CAN'T I EVEN EAT IN PEACE

And here I am trying to get a normal conversation with someone and these clowns ruin it lmao

12:57 I feel a little ashamed just by the fact I understand the first message

The guy in 3:13 should just shut up because she did not ask what he thought she should do with her privates and insult her

"they are on vacation in mecha-Florida" might just be my favourite phrase for the week..

I take some comfort in knowing that no matter how much of a social inept I am, at least I'm not a maniac that should be put on a police watchlist, or so I hope...

3:56 Maybe it is a veeeery small person that can´t see the face from their perspective.

Incomprehensible Lovecraftian horror? I didn't realize Saya was on dating apps now

I like watching Emkay videos of this subreddit when I feel bad about myself and remember that at least I’m not like these absolute freaks of nature

4:56 the censoring is absolute comedy gold 😂

2:25 I wasn't even looking at my phone at this moment and I knew from how you said it that the post had the wrong "You're"

9:12 That exists, it's called findom, and judging by the way he talks, he may, in fact, be into that.

9:57 i was watching this while eating and immediately i stopped chewing. i had to re-think all of my life decisions leading up to clicking this video. thanks, emkay

I would not show my armpit

The cupsize would be. WORLDCUP.

The whole "Would you show your armpit" reminds me- for some reason of: "You wouldn't download a ___"

0:07 My mind immediately goes to “how much you willing to pay?” as well lol

0:01 Touhou fans

If you want to make sure you never end up on this subreddit, think "would I say this to someone in person?" Before sending.

3:29 Oh boy, you dont know what hes watched.

I would gladly showed my armpit, I mean, it's just a hole filled with severed arms.

I once had a guy ask me if I wanted to be his dommy mommy babysitter and change his diapers in Dm rps. 🤮

3:44 sorry bud, that’s not how that works

Robins genuine laugh is amazing

11:58 that's not gonna land the way she hoped

I got one of these texts once. I think they just send them out to every new phone number they can find

This should be a guide for people what not to do.

Are you telling me a rice fried this chicken

Is the first person my ex? They were an armpit person, and a foot person. I have my kinks too, but I keep those private unless asked or in an environment where talking about them are welcome. Have your kinks but don't be weird about them, why is that so hard?

Shout out to that femboy who threatens that guys balls with a shot gun. I aspire to be him when i transition.

When I was 13, some creepy dude DM’d me from r/teenagers and tried to groom me

i already recognize that there's something wrong w/me because i'm NOT disturbed by the idea of robin and damian engaging in bdsm...

“Show me your armpits” Excuse me? Who tf wants to see those in that way

10:19 i just finished cleaning my right lung how do i put it back

9:17 tthere are actually people who'd want that💀💀

Wanna see my CO- The cutoff was priceless

12:46 first sentence is in macedonian and man....im even more ashamed at my country

the mental gymnastics here are Olympic level

This has happened to me so many times & it's so funny to see them get butthurt & call me names when rejected lol

Love how some of the censor noises are short segments of "Let me do it for you"

I swear 80% of the videos on this channel make me want to blow up the internet

givin me flashbacks that instas reply to story posts switchs to dms

"David who then" Yes