r/Cursedcomments | 1.25 GALLON Nut Butter Milkshake (6,090 Calories) 

8:18 “I’m not gonna screw that, I wanna put that in my mouth” Why limit yourself? Do both.

"Would you screw Shrek or Donkey?" _Threesomes are great_ Hope in humanity restored

*"there's a hundred and four days of self isolation"* Me: *what a genius*

“ what is good in the hood” -white boy Robin

Daily reminder that the phrase “best thing since sliced bread” suggests that there was a time when you had to eat the entire loaf in one go

"I'm going to destroy every chair on earth so that the only place Starfire has to sit is my face." There are still 7 billion faces on earth so have fun destroying them too.

choose your fighter: "im Jack and i just had a tic tac" "what's good in the hood?" "my namien is damien"

"There's one-hundred and four days of self isolation..." I may have snorted soda

I love how smoothly he said, "There's a hundred and four days of self isolation." Just so smoothly. Like that was the actual intro. Perfect.

5:05 This could mean two things.... Let's just say one is dark and one is dirty-

Somebody: How many war crimes have you commited? Me: Yes.

Choose Your Fighter: Pearl: *Gets Toilet Paper From Her Gem* Phineas and Ferb: *Can Create Unstoppable Machines Against The COVID-19* Good Boi: *Is A Good Boi* The guy In The Office: *Just Looks At The Camera Watching It All Go Down*

Watching Emkay at almost 1 in the morning because you don't wanna fall asleep and have gotten roughly 3-4 hours of sleep a day is great

4:34 oh God I'm native American and I don't know if I should laugh or be ashamed

The first line of the title stopped at “1.25 GALLON Nut” and I just can’t stop thinking about it.

1:23 his username says IOnlyComment3Words and he said it in 3 words

"The old Japanese myth says what you look like now is what your lover looked like in your past life!" *past-life me has terrible taste*

2:40 “What’s the story behind your username?” Well I had to die so my son could exist and he has this belly piercing now sooo...

Fe-male Fe is the atomic symbol for iron. That joke is brilliant.

11:00 "You see Ivan, when tank turret on head, you confuse enemy for not knowing if use anti tank weapons or anti infantry weapons"

0:03 The media is teaching you how to make easy hand sanitizer.

"Yo, Mr. Krabs got a new kiddie ride." "I cant find the coin slot." "Here it is!" *coin noise* *horse noise* "WAAAAHHHHHHHhhhhhhh-" *Boom*

"What's good in the hood?" Drugs. Found my guy yesterday selling them.

The “Mario says, Luigi says” I just love the memes

9:30 why did my mind immediately go *tf2 reference*

I like this new Damien He seems nicer than the old one in my dungeon

2:36 Look at the dude’s profile pick. Spongebob is having a good time.

if you say a comment is cursed, then you know what cursed means. Implying that you, yourself are cursed.

"There's a hundred and four days of self isolation" Me who began month 5 a few days ago: Well yes, but actually no

0:28 The look on the shooters face when you steal his kills 😎😎😎😎

This is a cursed comment section

"There's 104 days of self isolation" - Robin, EmKay

0:45 Emkay: Censors word Emkay 3 seconds later: Says the same word but doesn't censor it

0:44 "Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, [sniff] maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet."

9:00 "What if grass like the smell of human blood" I mean me too. I like how my blood smells and tastes.....

How many people are there, there’s jack, Daniel, and robbin

Emkay : *uploads* Everyone: *rushes to the comments*

“ *_cOmPleMeNt wOmEn wItH tHeIr hUgE pP’s_* “

8:32 " After re-thinking my life i've decided to do what i love ... die " Robin 2020

“There’s a 104 days of self isolation” More like: “There’s a four million days of self isolation”

Australia be like: Theres 104 days of self isolation and school comes around just to end itttt

They should have a cross episode with emkay, to_lolly, and the click

This video got me like.... YOU FOOL YOU FELL FOR IT! THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!

5:11 if a Marine gets mad enough he’ll bang anything, even a Abrams tank for Christ’s sake!

Love it how the thumbnail also explains the amount of calories so I know how much I need to drink for fully replacing other meals🙃

The legend EmKay breaks through boredom like my anxiety breaks me

Nobody: Robin at 5:39: _Z I N G_

Don't worry guys, I'm chewy either outside or inside

1:43 I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT SHOW FOR YEARS TYSM

Someone give me horrible pickup lines like there’ll be 7 planets once I take out Uranus

Me: **sees any kind of r/cursedcomments** Also me: huh this feels like something I would say

What’s good in the hood it’s me Reeeed Robin Yum!

They were bound to bring Matt Stonie into this someday

The judge, looking at my extensive list of war crimes: "Are there any laws you _haven't_ broken?" Me: "Well, I mean, gravity."

There's 104 days of self isolation

7:50 : Yup, thats a command to instantly turn your face into a flowervase with one single hit :) Also you ban her from your life for eternity, so guess it's a WIN-WIN for her.

0:00 He also told you how to make mustard gas, you’re not worried about that OP

"Hippidy hopin' I'm Robin" ✨Please please please please please * sparkle sparkle * ✨

0:14 MOM! Phinias and Ferb are chloroforming Perry!

"There is 104 days of self isolation" uh i think you mean weeks....

What does dark humor and cancerous kids have in common? They never get old

2:37 Quarantine is a lonely place man

I was literally watching a matt stonie video timed way to well

9:54 that hurted, because a Minigun ain’t fed by magazines

"There's a 104 days of self-isolation" More than 365 now

So, after watching this channel for a long time, I must say....Robin is my favorite, great voice and personality! Thank you for making an already great channel better!

0:05 petition to make that the new theme song

5:43 Water. Just. Water. If I had been asked this question yesterday around lunchtime, chocolate milk. (first time I've had it in years lmao)

a police man arrests you, his hands are on your wrists. what do you say? “getting a little handsy there, aren’t you?”

There’s a hundred and four days of self isolation and I know exactly how to end it! An excruciating problem for our generation is finding a good way to spend it. LIKE MAYBE Cloroform.

4:27 the profile picture made me read this in peridot’s voice

"uh yeah, i filled that up with my own bodily resources. So,uh... HAVE FUN"

Missed an opportunity to say "stop saying period, that's sexist."

0:01 I can finally say that I've learned something today

"Theres 104 days of self isolation" Replace 104 with infinity and you'll get the theme song for 2020

6:14 why eat her for a day when she can make food for ten years

Theres 104 years of community quarantine

"I feel like I've seen writers sex before" Thank you for the..... open window into your life Robin.

u cant just expect me not to make poisonous gases in my basement once u show me how to make them

9:19 one of my favorite movies is "The End Of Evangelion", and well, I'll leave the time stamp: 3:40 This time stamp changes the movie's name into "The Hand Of Evangelion"...

*i-i'm early...* *it was 14 years...* *FINALLY!*

Damn this pandemic keep making me stay and love this channel because it's entertaining and funny.

0:32 Then does that mean we should compliment Thai girls No offense to the others

I usually sleep on my floor during the summer because it gets too hot in my loft bed, and I guess I opened my eyes for a second after falling asleep because I found a cricket on my phone screen and it jumped away and burrowed into my pile of blankets...so that's why I'm up boiling to death in my loft bed and watching this way too late at night. Best way to spend a truly miserable night

THE FIRST ONE CAN MAKE WAR CRIMES

0:48 hmm, what could I possibly do? Hmm... aaah! I know! *Imma call the police*

5:02 or y'know...throw them in the incinerator

0:40 I posted this lol

0:09 omg my bro and i made a parody of the Phineas and ferb theme and starts exactly like that! Great minds think alike, and so do ours

Loved that first clip of that Phineas parody there lol

If I eat toilet paper does that mean someone Will want me

Fun fact: You can drink lava but only once...

9:14 When Elsa and Anna start "playing in the snow"

11:01 that hit me so SO HARD AND I ALMOST DIED OF LAUGHTER😂🤣☠

1:00 guy, you may be gym-fit, but I have the strength of the second amendment.

8:39 That was double offensive, past my comfort zone... "Can't afford" "It's a scam"

Emkay thanks a ton for showing me how to make chloroform! This is going to help me a ton with my next job interview! :)

I will breathe if robin says "what's throbbin, I'm robin." Day 18

6:32 "but I look like my dad" this can go two ways. You either loved your dad, dad, current life dad, in your past life, or you loved your dad from your past life. If it's the second way it's more wholesome then cursed.

0:45 censors the first “ass” but not the second one lmao