r/Cursedcomments | GRANDPA NO 

Robin's voice is only in one octave; the tone never changes.

" Turn grandpa into fireworks " *Putting the "boom" in boomer*

Just wait until some teenagers snort grandpa by accident thinking it was something else

Me: roasts my sister *Every one else at the BBQ*

"turn grandpa into a firework" He has already flied high enough

Why is my mom always pushing the fish down my throat? I'm allergic to fish. And she knows it.

people:You can't launch your grandpa ashes to heaven me:grandpa go bum

“Turn him into a firework” *Baby you’re a firework*

The titanic quote is “I’m the king of the world” tho...

6:15 this was when mineta was being a perv and he was taped into a sack by sero while everyone was showing off their rooms

*”100% of children are unemployed*” The children with jobs: “Am I a joke to you?”

How about instead of a fire work go with tnt. He will be “BURSTING” with joy.

"Turn him into a firework" *CAUSE BABY YO' A FIIIIIIIIIIREWOOOOORK* *LET'S MAKE GRANDPA'S AAAAAAAAAASHES BURST*

fun fact: my family actually did turn our grandpas ashes is a fire work. we did it so he could go out while enjoying one last family camp out fireworks show with us and his ashes could get spread out across the fields our old dogs did.

Can we all agree that “Grandpa” from the beginning probably used to be a *creeper*

Why is Mickey afraid of his own kind? He could just buy it, problem solved

Because baby you’re a Firework!

“Because I love pain :D”

3:00 Fun fact regarding that episode, the flashes that caused those seizures were *not* caused by Porygon, it was Pikachu's doing, Ash even scolds Pikachu for it shortly after. So it was forbidden to put Porygon in the anime again despite fault lying 100% with Pikachu, all because the episode revolved around Porygon, and any subsequent appearance would've been stigmatized by the seizure incident.

“Turn Grampa into a firework” He’s going out with a bang

r/cursedcomments: **exists** me: crank those -numbers- cursed points up, those are rookie comments

6:16 that's minetta for anyone wondering

4:04 “I’m glad we all look at the dog first” Me: *nervous sweating*

Madam emkay: exist Yoshikage kira: YES YES YES YES

i love fallout and the quote "war,war never changes" and i never knew i needed to hear"memes,memes never change" i think this changed my life

Grandpa yes let’s send Grandpa to heaven with a blast for New years to end this horrid year

6:16 it’s mineta. sero tapes up and carries him around in a portable tape cocoon. best part? i’m not lying. search “mineta cocoon”

6:16 he’s not wrong tho it is little peverted Mineta in there

"I'm glad we all looked at the dog first!" Me: ...

me: *cooks food since parents aren’t home yet* parents:Hey we’re ho- um where’s the dog? me:*gets fur off of my dinner* right here

6:20 If I remember that scene correctly, that's Mineta in there.

Me: says something about the government in America that might hurt their reputation Government before the first amendment: shut

My brain cell has been reduced to atom now

6:16 Me watching this part, as an MHA fan: I don't no weather to laugh or-

6:15 my god what the heck did you do to mineta?(he deserved that tho)

That one he reviewed with Hanta Sero freaking killed me I was like: “NO THATS NOT WHAT HE DID WITH HIS TAPE AND DONT EVER MAKE ME THINK OF THAT AGAIN”

_If Minnie seen a mouse and got scared, does she think that shes a human?_ Edit: I meant like, h u m a n s k i n . Not like a mouse-

Finish the sentence with anything you want: I can’t believe that we just...

Robin: "That's not a cursed comment, that's blessed as hell! " r/technicallythetruth

"Finish the sentence: so guys, we did it, we-" Me: cry for stupid reasons, like almost start bawling when my Minecraft cat dies, and don't cry when anime characters die, or when there's a really sad movie. I watched a "try not to cry" video, and got more scared than sad. Wth is my life

“Take it easy Jeffery Dahmer” Fanders: *Remus voice* JEFFERY DAHMER~!!

Last time I was this early, Damien was still commentating

Ok so an april fools video with Robin saying "The Namiens Damien", most convincing tone

"turn granpa into firewokrs" me: guess he really went out with a bang

9:24 this angered his father who punished him severely

0:42 as a vampire,the phrase ‘Bye-bye coffins' is extremely worrying even though I sleep in a bed.

The “mr krabs” part came just as my dad walked into my room to give me my dinner

Imagine being an unemployed Baby

9:11 when I posted the “Describe this character with one word” I didn’t expect it to make it here. I am truly honored

9:50 ITS. ALL YOUR FAULTH

I guess grandpa’s going out with a bang

I like trains.

6:15 It is actually a perverted grape child :D

The ad perfectly cut the "let me get the shovel" lmfao

0:41 Me: Has flashbacks to that one Clone Wars episode where the. Nightsisters were resurrected to take down the droid army

Is no one going to talk about the fact that at 6:16 Mineta was technically called a portable c*m sock?

Oh- well i cant complain i went here

Imagine if totems of undying were real and they cost 1000 dollars, how many would you buy?

2:34 I am in the middle of playing Fallout New Vegas and this hit me like a rock.

gives 'went off with a bang' death message a new meaning

Was poppin I’m robin

At 4:09 I’m wondering WHY IS THEIR DISCORD ON WHITE MODE INSTEAD OF DARK MODE?

17 seconds I AM SPEED

4:09 no one is going to talk about the Discord Light Mode.

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“Turn him into a firework” What about the other comments? Such as “bring a spark into his life” And “going out with a bang?”

7 seconds gang rise up

The 80 year old one after he said let me get the shovel I literally laughed so hard I spat at least a foot🤣🤣🤣🤣

VER. 3.2.5 -vocabulary feature being updated -added night terror creature -fixed bug with crying action -added school as a location -beta testing plane add-on, set to finish 7/11 6:00AM american time -added 100+ cosmetics -added "restart" function

7:51 im disappointed in you because you had every chance to say awww crab BUT NOOOOOO

That actually happened though, someone's ashes was made into a firework, could of been someone's grandpa too 😅

6:20 I was there when that comment was made

me: makes fireworks from grandpas ashes, shoots it the firework: HAROLD

7:52 You don’t say that to him personally, it ought to make his bone go prone

turns Grandpa into fireworks: the best way to scatter the ashes

Oh no the Universe is in Shambles I’m early

idk being turned into a firework seems great. you're great to look at for 3 seconds but than people move on from you

7:28 Why is Deku reading cursed spongebob?

0:01 that takes bringing his body to heaven in on a whole new level

8:12 1: he said “I’m the king of the world” 2: he was well above sea level, with him standing on the floating ship’s bow.

IM EARLY I LOVE THE EMKAY COMMUNITY

0:39 honestly tho; this is cool af. the eco-friendliness is cool, but i also appreciate the horror vibes. imagine cutting down a tree and awakening someone's vengeful spirit.

0:44 we did it bois, we found demonslayer64

the "sigh, lemme get the shovel" cracked me up so baadddd lmaoooo

If you eat the snacks at 3:13 raw and crawling they contain more anti-histamin than actual anti-histamin. So people with allergies: Bon appetit!

7:35 You lost the chance of saying "You thought it was Mr. Krabs, but it was me, Zach!"

grandpa go boom

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0:01 cuz baby you're a firework

2:46 IM DYING THAT WAS PERFECT TIMING

Day 1 of trying to get him to say " Hey it's Robin and it be popin "

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When you already know who it is just because of their voice-

Robin made my Fallout New Vegas heart happy with the "memes never change"

Organic eggs turn you into tree when you die Me: *INTENSIVE XENOMORPH FLASHBACKS*

g a s p,IM e a r l y?

Mr beast: *dammit they figured me out*

0:05 that’s why it’s called gunpowder

Can confirm, hamsters melt at around 30 degrees celsius, which is why they will melt inside your palms. It's actually very cute

"turn grandpa into a firework" isnt that just a really fancy cremation