r/Cursedcomments | i miss her... 

I loved every moment of hearing Robin laugh when he read Kachow. Really brightened my day. Thank you team EmKay, Robin, and all of it's amazing narrators. Love you all!

8:29 I can’t remember the context, but Odin asked Loki to distract a giant so they could do something that I can’t quite remember. So, Loki turned into a horse and seduced the Giants stallion. In return, this got Loki pregnant making her give birth to Odin’s future steed. His 8-legged, horse nephew. There are many, MANY, stories of Zeus Graping many human women, and then they either get powers or die straight away. Hell, his marriage with Hera is because he pretended to be an injured swan so he could Grape her after rejecting all his advances. He got her pregnant and because she’s the goddess of marriage/family she only ever wanted to lay with her husband. Zeus told Hades (in most of the editions of this story) to kidnap Persephone, his daughter, because Hades asked what he should do about his huge crush. _Norse, Greek and many more mythologies have a type_

as an australian I can confirm being really quiet and making direct eye contact is the way to prevent the huntsman sitting on the wall right by the dunny is the best course of action. redbacks on the other hand are more disturbed by movement, which is why I keep a hammer next to me at any time I perceive a risk of redbacks. there's a chronic hospital crisis where I live and I'm not waiting six hours with a painful poisoned bite and we have more hammers than we know what to do with, so...

3:12 According to George R.R. Martin, _A Song of Ice and Fire_ (aka _Game of Thrones_ ) was mostly conceived because his dime-store turtles kept dying, so he made up stories about why each of them died, continually buying more turtles to replace the dead ones. The stories were medieval-fantasy themed because their terrarium had a little castle in it.

“If you eat a child for dinner, would it be a ‘Kid Cuisine’?” Me, 2022-

2:54 Australian here. While its mostly in the rural areas aka the Outback, spiders and snakes in and around the toilet is no joke. In the summer, Redbacks (Aussie cousin of Black Widows) like to hide under the seat as well as inside the cardboard tube of the roll. Snakes on the other hand coil up behind the gap between the toilet and the wall- and Browns are really aggressive.Long story short- if you’re taking a pit stop at a countryside petrol/gas station, always check before you sit down

made me lost a few brain cells when robin said "spam glass". it's made out of spam but it's glass and not glass at the same time

2:40 as an Australian, i can confirm we cant wake up the ‘creatures’

1:36 I don’t know, but I feel like Jacksfilms would really like the answer to be “We’re not gonna tell mom”

2:46 I couldn't describe it any better then what they said, as well as the fact if you are to loud the drop bears will come after you

This sub is the best place for dark jokes

0:38 My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

4:00 Not if you aim between the third and fourth rib on a person's left side of the body. I have to thank Riddle Story Of Devil for that piece of info and a bit of my own research too.

8:05 AYO THATS ME BRUHHHH THATS ME!!!!

1:41 Say GG

0:05 Ichigo really gotta flex by using zangetsu to play a violen huh

Okay, off topic, but like; WHY DO MOOSE AND SHEEP NOT HAVE PLURALS? WHY DID THEY START LACKING?

8:50 Loki was responsible for Baldr's death. Like, he went out of his way to make sure Baldr died, and afterwards refused to let him return to life.

02:10 mixing those two chemicals together creates mustard gass

Ah, r/cursedcomments. My absolutely favorite of emkay videos. Today is going to be a good Saturday.

2:28 this "moose" and "meese" reference sound familiars

3:19 So I was watching this with my friend and he legit just said (in the calmest way possible): "Two for one. Imma join them" And I don’t know why but it was the funniest thing he has said to me today.💀💀 Thank you have a nice day.

1:01 I'm getting flashbacks to Lexi cursing at this photo

Your laugh is hella contagious lmao these are ridiculous

I always try to watch this before 1h and I finally did it Thank you for all the great videos

I just wanted to say, about 4 years ago I had 2 stick bugs a year later they turned into over 1000+ we had to get rid of them so left them for about a month. In that month we noticed that the numbers had been rapidly decreasing soon they turned into war bugs. And ate each other. Also a fun fact, stickbug eggs can be frozen in a freezer and still hatch. 3:03 is what made me remember the bloodshed.

Finally something to watch instead of waiting for my friend to wake up

Holy fuck i am so hungry and if I could get that piece of Spam i WILL!

Love these vids

I just revisited this after a two year hiatus and I regret being gone for that long. This is hilarious! r/cursedcomments is my favorite

You should do a 5hr version of just cursed comments

10:22 Teaching Word on a blackboard is freaking amazing!

So much joy from Robin when "Kachow" came up XD

I love the act that "die house" is playing in the background of all ur vids

This is my personal favourite sub

10:16 - This reminds me of a joke in my family. The worst birthday present my dad ever got was my older brother.

I love how emkay background is animated.

As Aussie I too can confirm that we quietly sit and give the snakes and spiders some forbidden chocy milk

i love emkay it's just so good

7:42 I used to live in South Africa (Jaybay) when I was really young. Later in life my parents told me that one of our neighbors had actually killed somebody. Specifically his girlfriend by accident. Apparently this dude used to live in Canada and had accidentally strangulated his girlfriend with a pillow while they were fighting. He fled the country and moved to South Africa. This was apparently well known by people in the town (talking about Jb here) and they were totally chill about it. Nobody ever turned him in and as far as I know today, he has not yet been caught. Now obviously I don’t know if this is true or 100% accurate, but yeah. He was also not doing that well mentally, as a result of having killed his girlfriend.

1:33 had me dead ass laughing and I just woke up XD I'm definitely saying Kachow if I ever get the chance XD

I like the split second of outro

lmfao I remember the og post for that australian one at 2:40

Bangladesh Toilet Service? Interesting

1:05 There are so many questions, I don't know where to even start.

6:50 Actually, if Im correct there is a second part for this comment, where he says smt like: "Hey we broke up, cuz (i dont remember), so now im back"

2:39 it's all covered in our citizenship application guide, chapter 12, right before the roo wrestling module

9:55 Forget the Cursedcomment. This part is the real joke! I love it!

5:38 I think that was from r/nottheonion about an article of a guy accidentally shooting himself on the dong after stealing from a hot dog stand.

the rat egg one made me think for a minute

Bangladesh Toilet Service? Hmmm....

3:41 grabs Chinese man's hand

4:17 lil’ flying cat did the devious

0:06 Absoulute classic

Ah yes, “Violince” what my parents say I should do when it’s time for violin.

Just once, I would like Robin to introduce himself as "the only good one."

Dad joke pls Here's why Y

0:26 does seem like something lancer would say so the music fits

Omg why is funny- lol I keep laughing

1:54 the forbidden smoothie

6:31 I thought that was a really tall horse

1:49 “like that will every happen”

1:33 got me dying

1:55 the airport jungle juice 😍

5:48 again?

I’m Australian I can confirm but to graduate school you have to fight them all while in front of a crowd with commentators

0:12 1.) Looks like one of those candies. 2.) Who's your GF? Minecraft Alex?

0:40 bro this guy yoshikage kira

Robin: Moose, Mooses? Meese? Me literally 2 seconds later: "MEESKA MOUSKA MICKEY MOUSE!"

4:21 Didn’t know Li’l Bird Cat did that.

Has Robin ever introduced himself as “my name is Robin and I’m sobbing”?

9:49 That ladies and gentlemen is the chad-est cat ever.

Can confirm re. Aussie toilets. We've even got a song about redbacks on the dunny seat.

OMG EMKAY HIIIII I LOVE YOUUUU

My favorite part about the spam cup is that they could have just used the can.

7:40 i did, i worked maintenance in a halfway house, made friends with a guy there and we were chatting one day and he mentioned what he did, just casually said "oh i was in prison for killing my girlfriend before they let me out". i'm llike ohhhhh kayyyyy maybe you're not such nice friendly guy after all

1:58 The thing is, the reaction creates hydrochloric acid and hydrazine. The former is corrosive and the latter is explosive.

My guy got the bird cat from battle cats as his photo lol

0:50 bruno diferente... It's nice to se a Brazilian here:)

2:46 as an Australian, can confirm

at 5:21 my mom actually came into my room, didn't think it actually happened to ppl

I feel like, slightly better than "kachow" would be "skadoosh"

2:44 can confirm, this is how is Australians go to the toilet

2:45 Yes I can confirm that

There are rarely any spiders in the toilet however backyard pool is a totally different story

i like no intro, also keep up the good content guys!

2:46 Confirmed

Australian here, You need to always check under the seat before you sit. One sat without looking and a redback bit me on the leg. ALWAYS CHECK.

0:12 is nobody gonna talk about the accounts tied

0:41 i have the same thing but i do it for like 4 or 5 years

7:51 Here's a tip learn how to code set a timer and put a password on it if the timer goes off it auto wipes your search history worked for me

4:44 sigh* turns phone off goes to bed and watches the rest tomorrow

He said “kachow” because he *is* speed. Self inflicted damage if you ask me.

When lancer and annoying dog's theme is playing in the background:

0:22 cold n' soggy.

The prulal of 'moose' isn't 'mooses' or 'meese' its clearly 'Mice'

2:16 hey atleast you get a free attack turret.

0:11 im in that server, it's a once in a life time gem

"im disappointed in redditors." *meanwhile emkay has a subreddit.*

1:33 best one NGL