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2:57 Proper translation, from an Indian: "Tell them that there are drugs inside the peas. This way, they'll peel them for you!" The joke is that peas are pretty time consuming to peel a lot of

1:55 Here's the worst thing to say at a funeral: Finally! Some good f*cking food!

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"He was so close to his 32 Killstreak" -Somebody at someone elses funeral

You should do more cursed comments, I adore them

This subreddit always makes me question whether nuclear annihilation and the extermination of the human race is such a bad thing after all

1:59 "Not to be rude but, he still owes us 10k from legal fees..."

1:55 Worst thing to say at a funeral: "Please say it isn't an open casket funeral, I might not be able to restrain myself if it is. 😏"

Worse sentence than the unboxing one "now, while the food is still hot. let's start our mukbang!"

5:13 to the answer to your question, it's a real thing and yes, it's that big, at least 1 ft long. Prehistoric bugs in the Carboniferous period are way larger. The Arthropleura, a millipede that can go up to 8 ft in length. But luckily, Arthropleura is a plant-eater. I should also note that the Carboniferous period had 35% oxygen compared to today's 21%, thus allowing bugs to grow big back then. And also the cause of more frequent wildfires.

1:14 Guy said that the drivers are trained to hit the brakes and abandon the train Other guy said that he was both the brakes and train because he was hit by his father and abandoned him. That's how the father was trained Waiting for the narrators to narrate creepypastas and Robin to name some unhated rich people other than Mr. Beast

The worst thing to hear at a funeral is "hey guys lockpicking lawyer here!"

2:00 Mom, get out of the coffin, it's dad's funeral

the worst thing to say is “while i do miss their personality, keeping their body is still enough”

“I thought that was prehistoric bug size” Nah, prehistoric bugs are the size of Scolipede.

1:53 hey guys, today I’m going to be showing you a very simple dinner recipe!

5:20 oh, he'd probably shit himself if he saw the actual size of Arthropleura (a prehistoric centipede) which one varient being found to be 8.3 ft long and 20 in wide. And the reason for such large insects was suspected to be the amount of carbon in the atmosphere due to most forests back then only being conifer.

2:47 The reply is in Hindi and let me translate: "Tell the authorities that the peas have drugs in them. This way, they will peel all peas to search for drugs and they won't find anything. But you will have peas extracted from their shells. "

worst thing to say at a funeral: "LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN THE CEMETARY!!!!" * Starts playing ali-a intro at 900% volume *

biology teacher here, the centipede is real, and to my knowledge, very venomous.

That massive bug is most definitely real. I was bitten by about 5 or 6 of them in the mountains of Spain at a summer camp I went to in 2017. Their bite is one of the worst pains I've ever felt in my entire life. It feels like a fire raging; raging underneath your skin. That day 13 kids were sent to the hospital. 2 of them closer to death than I pray they will ever be again until their time comes. It was the worst bug invasion I have ever seen in my entire life. There were hundreds of them crawling everywhere. I can still hear those 11 and 12 year old kids wailing. Wailing from the pain. I can only imagine how unfathomably painful it must have been for them. So young and with something so horrible coursing through their bodies. It was truly a nightmare...

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this is the best subreddit by far,, i love dark humor

3:36 "Hey Patrick, let's go spongefishing!" "Okay Jellybob!"

For a worse thing to say at a funeral: "Ooh! Someone brought boxed lunch!"

The arm one was just a rare insult, and a painfully accurate one at that

2:00 “Grandma, you’re so tight!” From within the closed casket

Something worse to say at a funeral: "Can we hurry up the mealtime prayers, I'm hungry"

3:08 Yeah, plus unlike the pen it can erase the mistakes you make with it. The pen may be mightier than the sword, but the pencil is mightier still.

6:50 sweet jesus

worst thing at a funeral is "So when is it gonna be done cooking"

1:59 "Hey guy's welcome to my mukbang!" Is definitely worse

My favourite thing I saw of things you shouldnt say at a funeral is : We're all here because your prayers didn't work. Hilarious.

"What's the worst thing to say at a funeral?" Who died? This party looks dead. Let's make it undead. Who called a necromancer?😹👻

At a funeral: "So who gets first bite? I brought a knife and fork just in case i do."

2:01 " Welcome for my ash slime making tutorial ❤️ "

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0:47 Whipped Cream Waffle :)

1:59 I gotchu “Relax, its just the chrysalis. Grandpa will hatch in a month” And that’s how mothman was born

7:28 Takes obliterate to a whole new level.

I live in the U.S. and once thought I'd try Vegimite. I got as far as opening the jar (it was a gift from a church friend who visited from New Zealand) and the smell of it made me retch. 🤢😵🤢 The jar then remained, untouched, in the back of the pantry until it was finally thrown out several years later. edited: used the word "finally" in place of the auto-corrected "finished". Why the auto-correct had chosen that that word I shall never know. I know I had originally used the correct word, but it replaced it. DYAC!!!!

Worst things to say at a funeral? "Are you going to eat that?" As to the centipedes: Yes, they are real. The bigger ones now are the size of your arm. The bigger ones when bugs were huge, were the size of your CAR. Or larger.

“I am proud of my work” is better that that

I love the fact that EmKay uses Undertale and deltarune music for their videos

Here early! And that intro-

Great videos👍

At the end of a funeral say “See you next time everyone!” And just walk out

Worst thing to say at a funeral” you may be dead but that doesn’t stop me”

Who else thinks this is their favourite subreddit

Worst thing to say at a funeral: In a whispering, raspy, creepy voice "Ooooooh time for some... Pleasure" then licking or biting your lips.

The worst thing to say at a funeral is, “Oh come on, you’ve got other children”

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Im here at 3 views!

Robin: what’s a worse thing you can say at a funeral? Me: “We’re drawing names from this hat because none of you want to go next”

Worst thing to say at a funeral: Surprise! I'm awake! Why aren't you laughing?

yeet

at the funeral: sorry but they made me so mad I just could'nt not

"Worst thing to say at a funeral?" "Hey guys! Welcome to my group mukbang!!"

1:58 "Hey guys, welcome to my taste testing video!"

actually the best subreddit

Worst thing to say at a funeral: “Soooo, are you gonna eat that? Or can I have it?”

1:52 "ah, finally a toilet, i can poop now, oh there's also some flowers to clean me with!"

Worse thing to say at a funeral: My bad

4:43 I would not recommend eating a spoonful. My Nan used to give me Vegemite sandwiches and smother the bread with it, and I hate the taste of Vegemite because of it. It’s a strong taste, and tastes AWFUL if you have too much.

Worst thing to say at a funeral. “I wonder what this one’s gonna taste like!”

Worse thing to say/do at a funeral. *Connects phone to the Bluetooth speaker and puts on funeral playlist.* 🎵 *I'M ON THE HIGHWAY TO HELL!!!* 🎵

1:55 worst thing to say is “Hey guys, thanks for coming to my barbecue!”

You could make the funeral unboxing line worse just by adding two words : "Welcome to my adult toy unboxing video!"

Worst thing to say at a funeral: my bad

the worst thing you could say at the funeral is probably "sorry about that"

1:52 : "How did you know what I wanted for my birthday?!"

Worst thing to say at a funeral......"Hey! Thanks for coming! Just a reminder, the keg's in the back!"

1:59 *** Opens casket like a cold war era MRE *** "Nice hiss"

Whats the worst thing to say at a funeral *gets up to say a eulogy* "my bad"

The worst thing to say at a funeral: “Hey my bad”

Worst think for a funeral? "Welcome to my new Mukbang"

For the worst thing to say at a funeral bit, instead of “welcome to my unboxing video” it’s “welcome to my mukbang video!”

The worst thing to say at a funeral is “welcome to my mukbang”

2:00 "lunchtime everybody"

2:02 you could also say "i just want to say, my bad" or "hi its (your name) the necromancer welcome to my unboxing video"

0:44 I live in Indiana near where this had happened and it was the only thing talked about at my school for a few days after it had happened! It was insane!! We had a few people that we knew that worked there (nobody got hurt thankfully), but they had to let it burn to the ground because it took up too much water. It had spread to the second building right next to it unfortunately, but it was a crazy few days! Everybody I knew got a picture from different parts of the building (including me).

Here's a worse sentence to say: Finaly, I've been waiting forever for this!

1:16 He's saying his father hit him and abandoned him.

2:00 "you know, they were a real struggle to get hold of. glad its over now"

Worst thing to say at a funeral "She may died a virgin but she not getting buried as one can I get an Amen"

2:00 "oops" and "they still haven't found me"

for the funeral the worst thing to say is, well looks like somebody forgot to revive them

2:02 “Hmm, maybe dont burn the meal completely next time”

worst thing is "hello everyone, and welcome to necrophiliacs international!"

Funeral quote: "Hey guys welcome to my mukbang video!"

Me at a funeral: Hey whats up gamers and welcome to my mukbang

1:55 “Finally, time for dinner! I call left arm!”

Worst thing to say at a funeral: “ my bad guys “

0:50 NOOOOO, THOSE ARE TOO EXPENSIVE WHY DID YOU DO THAT

2:00 "Dinner time! do you want it rare or well-done?"

Worst things to say at a funeral : what a waste of good food

Worst thing to say at a funeral. "They found one, but not the others."

1:55 Hello guys welcome to my food review.

Me when "43 seconds ago": Fast as f*** boiii

3:30 Best way to prove them wrong: You literally have a weapon.