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That last story just made one thing clear to me, Robin would kill narrating audiobooks.

GOD that last story was uncomfortably detailed

8:37 a mixture of sweat, *CHEESE* and shame. That’s almost funnier to me than the original sentence.

Something about the last story broke me on a fundamental level. I actually laughed so hard I gagged a couple times. I had to sit down and eventually ended up sitting on the floor. My dog became worried and came over to give me sad puppy eyes until I finished wheezing and could breathe normally again. To Robin and the Emkay crew: I legit dont think ive ever laughed so hard in my life. I feel cleansed. To the poor soul in the story: my sympathies to your digestive tract, and the custodial crew at your employer 😬

Robin has that sports announcer voice that’s just incredible

James May saying “cheese” as the censor noise is incredible

The last story made me laugh so hard I cried, Robin reading it like a jaded warrior teaching their new apprentice that not all battles can be one helped in the comedy department helped so much

the story about the hot gummy bear had me sobbing

Wow, that last post. It was horrible and disgusting but was it ever beautifully described. That person should write novels.

Moral of the story: Never eat a carolina reaper. *EVER!*

One of the lines in I Can’t Wait to be King is literally, “I just can’t wait till Dad dies” Simba is cold-blooded

Man Robin's voice is just so relaxing

That ending was glorious.

5:12 grave robbing become archeology when the British museum sponsors you

Robin is a mood

2:34 this remembers me of a incident that hapened in brazil some time ago, a family somehow found a extremely toxic material that have a distict light blue glow and bc of that glow they decided to play with it untill the whole family died or got seriously ill

7:10 This guy should write books for a living

There was just a tornado warning in my area, I'm using this to calm down. I love emkay, thank you for keeping the channel alive

Hey guys did you know that in therms o human companionship, flareon is the most huggable pokemon? Whit their maximum temperature is likely too much for must, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along whit that, they have a lot of fluff, akking them undeniably incredicle soft to touch. But that's not all… they have a very respectable special defence at 110, which means they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it wont mind. It can make itself even more endearing whit moves like charm and baby doll eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again

My friends: why do you sleep so late? me at 3 am and spots a new emkay vid just came out: *My goals are beyond your understanding*

Hey Robin, once upon a time my boyfriend was from Finland, until I also moved to Finland and he became my husband. That was 22 years ago, so never let anyone tell you these relationships don’t work. The language though, it’s impossible. Forgetaboutit.

1:00 My only response was a heavy sigh and repeating "You're not Loki" a few times

"Describe my PP using minecraft enchantments" Well, I'm trans so I'm hoping for Curse of vanishing. Right now it's Curse of binding.

god, that last story killed me. also there has been a decrese in the number of robin videos lately. you better not leave, robin.

7:02 "covered in sweat, sh-*CHEESE* and vomit"

Salute to that last guy. He experienced the worst pain a man could ever feel to tell us the story.

I never thought I’d be back, I used to come to Emkay and listen to the videos while I sleep. It helped me quite a bit and I’ve returned after my dog had passed away and robins voice makes some of the pain go away

0:45 Now thats Nostalgic, never thought I'd hear this again.

2:50 Finland mentioned torille vaa

8:02 the jedi part got me good

almost 3 minutes of this video's runtime is a detailed description of the most violent and vomit-inducing dump ever

Let's take a moment to appreciate that guys dead friend. He looks like a legend

3:01 The name is just too fitting lmao

2:51 "Infrestructure failure ahead tread carefully" or "Unstable ground tread carfully"

1:08 - That is how Centaurs are born.

5:44 they messed up the sides. Strongest milk enjoyer is the left one and the weakest water enjoyer is the right one.

1 year ago I was normal. Then I discovered reddit and boom now my mind is full of shit but reddit took my depression

Now I can’t unsee the Muscle Mech

1:30 yo girl gonna be a nightlight

I've never eaten those peppers but that description, at the end... My *soul* felt it was a perfectly accurate one...

Ah yes, another video from Robin! I'm still waiting to buy some spoons.

0:33 aww little chex mix so cuttee

Every time you sensored a word with [CHEESE] it made me bust out laughing.

I felt that man in the last post even though I have never done anything the same as him.

I'd just like to say, Robin would be a great voice actor See you all another time, humans. edit: the fuck is this comment section

r/cursedcomments is something you would go to on a wednesday night after you lost your narcotics and is gonna be hungover in the morning after experiencing all 5 stages of grief.

The use of James May's cheese as a censor is probably one of the best censor SFX ever

1:39 “happy tree friends” 😂 yeah that’s accurate

Had those reapers before. It was the day I found out that my sphincter could taste pain.

That last one had me laughing

Robin: That's where it all began, ladies and germs! Me: Hold on, I agree with you but why?

the best thing about this is the robot voice saying "cheese" to censor swears

0:35, for me, it would be Ice Cream. That’s actually a weirdly adorable dog name, IMO.

That last one got me 😂

How the fuck can spice be that bad? (In Stelias' voice when he asks Blitzo how he got captured by humans at the end of the first season.)

Heh. I've eaten one of those Carolina Reaper gummies. Being raised on hot stuff, I didn't do more than sweat, but, DAYUM!!! Them's like taking a bite out of the sun itself!

1:30 I like how with this censor it says 'should *cheese* glow in the dark' because real talk, should cheese glow in the dark?

1:30 Shoud Cheese glow in the dark IS SO FUNNY TO ME

@0:51, What the actual fuck!?!

6:11 I SAW THAT COMMENT.

That carolina reaper infused gummy bear was amusing also for those who don’t know if your feeling a awful spice in your mouth then get a wash cloth or something similar and rub every part of the inside of your mouth as that will somewhat remove the chemical that is burning you On a side note i eat spicy stuff all the time and ate a 1.5mil scoville chip twice and didn’t vomit, or crap myself altho i did shed tears but it was different than normal tears because i could withstand the pain decently well but the tears were gushing which was strange to me but i did indeed sweat a lot mainly on my nose and scalp Another side note make sure you have a buddy with you if you are new to eating 500k+ Scoville food items as sometimes you can’t think at 100% and make sure not to chug milk it makes you feel absurdly bloated

0:05 he’s more than meets the eye he’s a robot in disguise

Robin just make my evening way better :)

0:34 chicken parmi shapes is such a lovely little puppy

1:23 thank you james may i didnt want to hatecheese the card reader anyway

Fnf vs emkay, I want to see that

FINALLY THERE DOING MORE OF WHAT I CAN RELATE.

YES! MY FAVORITE SUB NARRATED BY A GREAT NARRATOR!!!!!!!!!

That last one deserved every single award

I hear by name this dog… “An entire fucking pizza.”

The fact they censored "cum" with "cheese" makes me sad,angry,uncomfortable and weirdly relatable

I don't know why but Robin voice and sense of humor is just soooo perfect for this types of videos.

I'd loved to see emkay make a vid on the subreddit awful everything and they just say "yeaaaaaaaaaaa"

Omg thanks again emkay the last episode was also cursed comments,i want more

@3:00 that was a total beetlejuicing lmao

1:36 those two guys in katana zero who got injected with chronos by V and then killed, chronos rewinds time bringing you back to life, those two guys are stuck in an almost endless loop of dying and coming back to life. V tried to do the same thing to the main character, but luckily he was the main character so he got out of it.

That grave robbing/archaeology one would fit in technically the truth.

7:10 ah...the spice...it made me remember something i wish have forgotten...

The baby bear that finds his mom as a rug had me wheezing

Jasper: How cursed can these comments be?! Metal Jasper: More cursed than your relationship with your pillow. Jasper: METAL JASPER WHAT THE F-CK?!

The Carolina Reaper gummy worm story got laughing so good that my checks hurts

I stayed up watching Emkay only 😂 ✨Love the channel✨

Yesssss another r/cursedcomments

I was thinking i could see another cursed comment but noooo!!! 7:17

That last one was hella scary

The last guy almost saw God and was brought back as a warning

6:42 I can turn my body hard/into metal (similar to Kirishima or Tetsutetsu from My Hero Academia)

That last one was really good

2:18 I like that it would be "corndog"

The ending was better that what i expected

9:16 and so do I

The last one got me

OOOOOOHHHH LAAAAAWWDD WAS THAT LAST STORY!!!! I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT IT OH LAWD I CAN'T BREATHE!

finally omg I been waiting for this type of vids

8:15 bro this legit killed me

Gosh damn, I don't like how uncomfortably detailed that last story was...

I like the King dice music

omg the last story was so funny i coudnt breathe i felt like i was about to die

0:42 if it was polar bears it would be a death sentence for the one taking the picture

3:25 here you go