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@bellhel227
@bellhel227 3 года назад
“My teeth are so white they started taking others peoples land” really caught me off guard. I can’t stop laughing-
@TDae.
@TDae. 3 года назад
my teeth are so black that they are starting to get turned into slaves
@bellhel227
@bellhel227 3 года назад
@@TDae. oh my-
@jvst_mare7427
@jvst_mare7427 3 года назад
@@TDae. oh god jesus-
@brenleigh._.3214
@brenleigh._.3214 3 года назад
@@TDae. Me With Yellow Teeth:Tf am I?? A Simpson???
@bleenosans3146
@bleenosans3146 3 года назад
@@brenleigh._.3214 me with no teeth:what side am I on
@websicles
@websicles 3 года назад
MrBeast: I spent 50 hours inside a coffin, go watch! Jack: how about.. *50 years?*
@thegamingsnail5119
@thegamingsnail5119 3 года назад
"I just bought this whole retirement home!"
@bleepblock2177
@bleepblock2177 3 года назад
@@thegamingsnail5119 someone's about to get their rocks off
@christiankopec4608
@christiankopec4608 3 года назад
My grandfather 50 ha what about 70 years
@catherinedrapeau9959
@catherinedrapeau9959 3 года назад
Well it will happen soon :)
@vutsgig
@vutsgig 3 года назад
Id laugh if you werent a gacha kid
@Ragehunger
@Ragehunger 3 года назад
If it ain't sexual or murderous, it's apparently not cursed enough for this subreddit anymore.
@possiblymatt7970
@possiblymatt7970 3 года назад
uH iTs fUrRy nOt fUrY
@jkreindeer564
@jkreindeer564 3 года назад
Well at least the comment up there got more votes then you and where in the fuck are you high
@possiblymatt7970
@possiblymatt7970 3 года назад
@@jkreindeer564 ?
@lazuli1086
@lazuli1086 3 года назад
@@possiblymatt7970 furry mc flurry
@lazuli1086
@lazuli1086 3 года назад
Delicious
@DirpyMaster05DA
@DirpyMaster05DA 3 года назад
"I spent 50 hours buried alive in a coffin, go watch!" Jack: *"* *5* *0* *y* *e* *a* *r* *s* *.* *"*
@thegamingsnail5119
@thegamingsnail5119 3 года назад
S t o l e n C o m m e n t
@femnems
@femnems 3 года назад
@@thegamingsnail5119 w h o c a r e s
@Cyrogenesis.
@Cyrogenesis. 2 года назад
@Aquarius Production2 bruh, why are you so butthurt about someone saying another thing as another person
@thevideogamenerd2268
@thevideogamenerd2268 2 года назад
@@thegamingsnail5119 and @The Lazy. One s h u t u p
@reganmatthews7961
@reganmatthews7961 2 года назад
@@femnems d e f i n a t l y n o t y o u r m o m
@Sageofspades
@Sageofspades 3 года назад
I like how Jack has just accepted the fact people fall asleep to these videos (or just close their eyes)
@robloxboxertblocked9636
@robloxboxertblocked9636 3 года назад
True
@mmems30
@mmems30 2 года назад
I'm watching this at 12 am What would you want me to do
@electricay
@electricay 2 года назад
Ok who doesnt.
@smileorgobyebye6330
@smileorgobyebye6330 2 года назад
Too relaxing Listening to people talk who caused war crimes and stuff
@penguin_reader_yt9510
@penguin_reader_yt9510 Год назад
Ok but how are his penguin voices so gooood
@kronos652
@kronos652 3 года назад
Fun fact: The hole in the speaker is so that the air behind the speaker driver has somewhere to go when the driver is moving and makes the speakers sound more bassy.
@curseds0ldier
@curseds0ldier 3 года назад
Seems like the speaker does not like getting it from the back
@insaincaldo
@insaincaldo 3 года назад
I am in awe that someone actually wrote a fact after "fun fact"
@benjaminbarton2629
@benjaminbarton2629 3 года назад
This is correct.
@NotSoCrazyNinja
@NotSoCrazyNinja 3 года назад
It's the speakers blowhole.
@Blo0dyMustard
@Blo0dyMustard 3 года назад
@@NotSoCrazyNinja oh so surely it can blow.. nevermind
@sharpcoyote7988
@sharpcoyote7988 3 года назад
Jack The snack that smiles back He's gonna cut out your spine From your back I'm bad at poems And can rarely rhyme
@thetruesopop
@thetruesopop 3 года назад
Jack The snack that smiles back. We both suck at it. Fuck rhymes.
@zoegalaxygaming5326
@zoegalaxygaming5326 3 года назад
Yes.
@stormdaboi7080
@stormdaboi7080 3 года назад
Jack The snack that smiles back He's got a knack that can't slack
@ajq1635
@ajq1635 3 года назад
But it works From Time to time (Better add this)
@mariomaniac581
@mariomaniac581 3 года назад
When you said: “He’s gonna cut your spine From your back” *I FELT THAT! 😢😭😱🥺😞😫😫😩😰😥😓*
@DarkDustie
@DarkDustie 3 года назад
He protecc He attacc But most importantly He’s the Jack, The snack that smells bacc. All so pressed that I misheard a word. I'm not correcting it, move on guys
@superspicy8740
@superspicy8740 3 года назад
‘Smell back’ what
@narellemillis
@narellemillis 3 года назад
Repost.
@AlexFromElsik
@AlexFromElsik 3 года назад
I would eat him. hey, Anybody got the soy sauce?
@robloxguest2633
@robloxguest2633 3 года назад
**smells you back*
@Check1t0ut1
@Check1t0ut1 3 года назад
*sniff*
@badzombies2003
@badzombies2003 3 года назад
I thought about sperm's behavior in space, and came to the conclusion that, since they are living things, they'll shoot off in the direction you nutted, after which they'll start swimming in random directions before they die of hypothermia. So it's basically like a shotgun blast. It's just my theory, but hopefully someone actually tests this.
@matthewhart2488
@matthewhart2488 3 года назад
Why do you think like this
@badzombies2003
@badzombies2003 3 года назад
@@matthewhart2488 All questions, no matter how weird, must not be left unanswered.
@matthewhart2488
@matthewhart2488 3 года назад
@@badzombies2003 well I'm more wondering the thought process behind the question not weather it should be answered or not.
@isaiaholaru5013
@isaiaholaru5013 Год назад
​@@badzombies2003 Correct
@pressstart0241
@pressstart0241 Год назад
Bruh how you gonna nut in space
@yes-i-am
@yes-i-am 3 года назад
2:55 these are called (among other things) 'bass reflexes' or 'ports'. theyre used to equalise the air pressure produced by the sound waves inside the box with the outside. basically the two types of speaker systems are sealed and ported speaker systems, each with its pros and cons. :)
@JS-pk8gv
@JS-pk8gv 2 года назад
These are called among us
@emeraldtreeboa1226
@emeraldtreeboa1226 3 года назад
jack: i’m jack, the snack that smiles back me eating goldfish:
@spookidoxzsghost
@spookidoxzsghost 3 года назад
Oop-
@sweetsylviaa
@sweetsylviaa 3 года назад
**screams**
@FlameWing-fi1tx
@FlameWing-fi1tx 3 года назад
Oh shit-
@thetruesopop
@thetruesopop 3 года назад
*screams loudly*
@eclipseisbmyt666
@eclipseisbmyt666 3 года назад
Hey! So that’s what happened to my fish
@friendlyneighborhoodgramma9917
@friendlyneighborhoodgramma9917 3 года назад
“Your phobias are how you died in your past life.” People with Anatidaephobia: *hold on*
@RaraZeCat
@RaraZeCat 3 года назад
People with scopophobia: what the!?
@TDae.
@TDae. 3 года назад
i have a fear of cockroaches
@oceanlover1705
@oceanlover1705 3 года назад
@Λʟκαʟεz lol They were bored to death during a speech
@R-R3DH34D-X_X
@R-R3DH34D-X_X 3 года назад
Me, who has autophobia: um...
@fanofalmosteverything4658
@fanofalmosteverything4658 3 года назад
Is anatidaephobia the fear of death?
@jamesevans1176
@jamesevans1176 3 года назад
Fun fact! Tumors *can" grow teeth, they can also grow other sediment deposits like nails and hair! I can't remember the exact science behind it, I only vaguely covered the subject when I was getting my certifications to be a PCT.
@missgolgistain5801
@missgolgistain5801 3 года назад
You mean a teratoma? They are the result of pluripotent cells being weird.
@cloud1973
@cloud1973 3 года назад
*whywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhy*
@jamesevans1176
@jamesevans1176 3 года назад
@@cloud1973 The human body is a fascinating and disgusting thing
@cloud1973
@cloud1973 3 года назад
@@jamesevans1176 *i want to s c r e e c h* Thats honestly such a weird fact and terrifying to know, like, "Oh hey! You have *TEETH IN YOUR TUMOR-"*
@moery2435
@moery2435 3 года назад
I wish i had a brain tumour so my brain can just stop so i dont remember this anymore
@cyanity1017
@cyanity1017 3 года назад
"what if your phobia is based on how you died in a past life" Me who has a phobia of butterflies : *que*
@The.VampYr
@The.VampYr 3 года назад
3:00 Those holes are called ports and to understand what's going on let's start with the problem of putting a woofer in a box. Pressure. The pressure resisting the movement of the woofer is greater when it is mounted in a box
@akish302
@akish302 3 года назад
There are two kinds of cursed comments: too obvious and too edgy with no shock value, and subtle ones that make you think that are actually shocking
@NotSoCrazyNinja
@NotSoCrazyNinja 3 года назад
I've made countless comment replies over the years about all sorts of things like how to butcher a human, how to store human meat, how to skin a human, the differences between a deer and a human, how to "properly" dispose of a corpse, so on and so forth. Some of the information is genuine, others is total bs that I make sound legit. I have no desire to harm anyone or anything, I just get too curious for my own good and kind of like freaking people out. I can say from experience that bringing up corpse disposal in person really gets most people freaked out.
@TDae.
@TDae. 3 года назад
@@NotSoCrazyNinja ye when i bring up how to kill people and stuff people always get all weird like you don't know how to make acid out of hand soap and then melt the bones
@NotSoCrazyNinja
@NotSoCrazyNinja 3 года назад
@@TDae. There are so many ways to take care of the bones. It just depends on how you disposed of the rest of the corpse. If you disposed of it via hog(s), they will get rid of almost everything but the bone and maybe some random bits. Take those and boil them until the meat/etc falls off the bone. Feed the meat to the hog(s) or dispose of it in some other manner. When all you have is bones to take care of, if you have the equipment, you could grind them into bonemeal and apply it to your garden or sell it to some neighbor who loves to garden. Claim it to be from deer or something and that you have already applied enough to your garden or you don't like to garden. It could also be spread over a few acres or more of random woodland or metered into a river, not too much at a time. You could probably rig up a leaf blower using the venturi effect to better disperse the bonemeal, assuming you can grind it to a fine powder or have a leaf blower strong enough to pick up what meal you have.
@sanicishere7295
@sanicishere7295 3 года назад
@@NotSoCrazyNinja Noted.
@eye2862
@eye2862 3 года назад
I was watching grown up dora and she said 'oh no' as this video popped up💀
@jeremy.90210
@jeremy.90210 3 года назад
Loool
@Derrick-1209
@Derrick-1209 3 года назад
69 likes lol. Oops not anymore
@bagel-manlive6800
@bagel-manlive6800 3 года назад
Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
@themaskedovrlord
@themaskedovrlord 3 года назад
Perfect timing
@HettycTracyn
@HettycTracyn 3 года назад
Adult Dora?
@HML_Secondary
@HML_Secondary 3 года назад
"What if your phobias are based of how you died in a past life". Ok so going by that logic, i have arachnophobia and claustrophobia so i was trapped in an enclosed space and was killed by a bunch of venomous spiders. Thanks now i won't be able to sleep.
@themadkitkat9302
@themadkitkat9302 3 года назад
what if you have nrasobphobia?
@curseds0ldier
@curseds0ldier 3 года назад
Wasn't there also this this fear from long words. How did that happen? Did he get killed by a book?
@yoonkookminbtsarmy4948
@yoonkookminbtsarmy4948 3 года назад
Hmm I fear loud noises like from fireworks for example I fear spiders, clowns hmm what else really small dark creepy rooms and speaking out loud . Yeah I fear too much to know what happened in my past life.....
@curseds0ldier
@curseds0ldier 3 года назад
@@yoonkookminbtsarmy4948 wow, one of your past lives must have ended with a bang
@ryokokereukhuran
@ryokokereukhuran 3 года назад
@@curseds0ldier For long words it could have been a cult sacrifice, because there are still cults. Someone coulda been chanting some sorta Satanism bullshit and stabbed the person with said phobia to death as a sacrifice to the underworld.
@xPandamon
@xPandamon 3 года назад
Ah, Hand of Blood. Noone knows where he gets the props but it's really cool to see the costumes especially in Hitman where he changes it every time Agent 47 does
@shadowokami04
@shadowokami04 3 года назад
True
@nightdream6622
@nightdream6622 3 года назад
"Jack the snack the smiles back" Cannibalism as always
@lainey._.
@lainey._. 3 года назад
7:10 Trypophobic people: The holes have come for me
@meganbenson1478
@meganbenson1478 3 года назад
That sounded wrong...
@curseds0ldier
@curseds0ldier 3 года назад
No, no, no, *I came for the holes*
@lainey._.
@lainey._. 3 года назад
@@meganbenson1478 Indeed it did, but your profile pic so much worse
@insaincaldo
@insaincaldo 3 года назад
@@lainey._. Almost as bad as Ninja Phineas wondering what way he is facing.
@ThatControlUser
@ThatControlUser 3 года назад
@@curseds0ldier in*
@sudarshanthehuman772
@sudarshanthehuman772 3 года назад
when ur so ealry the kids who bless ur family are still packing their bags
@jeremy.90210
@jeremy.90210 3 года назад
lol
@sudarshanthehuman772
@sudarshanthehuman772 3 года назад
@@jeremy.90210 are they here yet?
@jeremy.90210
@jeremy.90210 3 года назад
@@sudarshanthehuman772 nope
@sudarshanthehuman772
@sudarshanthehuman772 3 года назад
@@jeremy.90210 k
@RhuBin02
@RhuBin02 3 года назад
anybody reading this comment i wish their family SHALL BE SACRIFICED TO SATAN
@IveGotBeef
@IveGotBeef 3 года назад
0:06 as someone who lives in Kosovo, I can confirm that the cat has commited a LOT of war crimes
@HydraBrawlStars
@HydraBrawlStars 2 года назад
What the fuck are you doing with cats down there
@monika.alt197
@monika.alt197 2 года назад
Косово је Србија
@goldngamer1365
@goldngamer1365 2 года назад
Wait how are you still alive... why did you say that now the cat is gonna come after you!!!!!!
@reverse9167
@reverse9167 Год назад
Seems like I have to inform The BIG CAT about you
@IveGotBeef
@IveGotBeef Год назад
@@reverse9167 no, NO! not the BIG CAT! anything but that
@charlie8779
@charlie8779 3 года назад
"Your phobias are how you died in a past life" Me with genophobia: 😃
@Tyranid_HiveMind
@Tyranid_HiveMind 2 года назад
People with Aibohphobia
@th989-l2h
@th989-l2h 2 года назад
Me with homophobia
@felixstone3.14
@felixstone3.14 2 года назад
Memento Mori
@laziwastaken
@laziwastaken 2 года назад
@@th989-l2h hold up-
@FariiRihaa
@FariiRihaa 2 года назад
Me with virginitiphobia
@carmeltabby
@carmeltabby 3 года назад
3:39 and this is why I don't believe animals should be given human names, especially if you plan to eat them. My father bought a cow named Kimmy but named her calf Tasty cuz that's what she was gonna be.
@Amanda-zn7ox
@Amanda-zn7ox 3 года назад
12:03 I actually watched that video before this. After multiple, difficult operations, the surgeons managed to get him upright. I think he lived like that for 20 years. Amazing story, and you really get the feels when they interview his mother. And his reaction to seeing her for the first time in years...I won't spoil it. ;)
@akitchenchaire338
@akitchenchaire338 3 года назад
ive also seen that video and it was honestly so amazing i’m so happy all the operations went well for him
@komrade_8352
@komrade_8352 3 года назад
““your death will not be in vain Chloe.” *starts grilling*” 3:51 Then you throw the beef on with Chloe
@kingcharlesFrench
@kingcharlesFrench 3 года назад
Wheres the Heroin Komrade
@acea830
@acea830 2 года назад
Big mac
@BlueKatanaWarrior
@BlueKatanaWarrior 3 года назад
After almost three decades, the folded guy received surgery to straighten his spine, so he's okay now.
@CocoKiki456
@CocoKiki456 3 года назад
Daddy Dearest: *is dying * Boyfriend: * *Aggressive beep boops noises* *
@dangagirl77
@dangagirl77 3 года назад
BoyFriend: *I am not afraid to beep one more time b*tch*
@guncake0778
@guncake0778 3 года назад
12:50 why...... did that knida sound like.......... Micky.... Mouse?
@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 3 года назад
A lot of people say "Oh no" when they encounter me deep in the woods
@suffermore1576
@suffermore1576 3 года назад
hmmmmmm
@rattle9519
@rattle9519 3 года назад
hi bigfoot
@insaincaldo
@insaincaldo 3 года назад
What a bold faced lie. We know you don't encounter allot of people and most of the ones you do, are busy failing to take pictures of you.
@NotSoCrazyNinja
@NotSoCrazyNinja 3 года назад
Ooo.. *pulls out dong and waves it around*
@suffermore1576
@suffermore1576 3 года назад
@@NotSoCrazyNinja bruhh
@vexxzyi
@vexxzyi 3 года назад
7:09 *”what if your phobias are based of how you died in a past life”* Me with trypophobia: *confused screaming*
@cezarcatalin1406
@cezarcatalin1406 3 года назад
Did you die in a cheese grater ?
@lizziestired
@lizziestired 3 года назад
I have a phobia of white works ( specifically maggots) how tf did maggots kill me
@matthewcron8842
@matthewcron8842 3 года назад
@@lizziestired So there was this ancient method of execution was scaphism, where the victim would be fed and covered in milk and honey and than left out tied up between 2 boats to fester. As time went on, insects and other disgusting creatures would come to devour the victim. So it is quite possible that you were tied up, covered in honey, left out in the sun, and had a fly lay it’s eggs in you, only for those to develop into maggots that than ate you inside out.
@guacamole585
@guacamole585 3 года назад
@@matthewcron8842 I didn’t want that picture in my head
@jakoblent4694
@jakoblent4694 3 года назад
@@matthewcron8842 well it seems like you were the torturer
@blazingrosereaper7661
@blazingrosereaper7661 3 года назад
Here in Germany Handofblood is an absolute legend
@cezarcatalin1406
@cezarcatalin1406 3 года назад
But, as that guy mentioned, he should really stay away from Wolfenstein.
@FatherofYoutube
@FatherofYoutube 3 года назад
Indeed
@xiphactinusaudax1045
@xiphactinusaudax1045 2 года назад
9:51 I've kind of gotten used to this sort of thing, but that Skipper impression is amazing. I mean even if it's not exactly accurate, you eliminated your accent and put emotion into it and that's cool
@mars5277
@mars5277 2 года назад
12:16 this man is actually all better now! He was operated on for several hours and is making a full recovery, in fact, after the surgery, he was able to see his mother's face for the first time in over 10 years. The RU-vid channel the whole video is from is South China Morning Post which does not exclusively cover events in china, but also quite a number of other countries and events gaining traction there or stories that need to be told. Videos always have english wording and subtitles.
@remylabeau5140
@remylabeau5140 3 года назад
2:39 I didn’t think it was possible, but a fart joke actually made me laugh. 😅
@CloudMouth27
@CloudMouth27 3 года назад
"What if your phobias are how you died in your past life" I have nyctophobia, trypophobia, and acrophobia By that logic, I fell into a very dark 50 ft hole and died
@kungjawmin5442
@kungjawmin5442 3 года назад
In that case, I'll fall from the heaven's.
@shipgirllover
@shipgirllover 3 года назад
Scoleciphobia? Casadastraphobia?
@trixxy8002
@trixxy8002 3 года назад
I have social phobia. So someone propably killed me. Yikes
@voidyt9939
@voidyt9939 3 года назад
Spheksophobia and arachnophobia, so I was stung and then i got bitten by a spider and fucking died
@PinkCreeper6969
@PinkCreeper6969 3 года назад
In that case I fell while being bit by a snake and touched by a worm
@lainey._.
@lainey._. 3 года назад
1:38 Get back in your coffin MrBeast, we don't need a zombie apocalypse. Not yet at least
@Mikewolv007
@Mikewolv007 3 года назад
Did anyone else notice that Lexi said 50 years?
@PhoenixTheQueer
@PhoenixTheQueer 3 года назад
@@Mikewolv007 no but i did notice Jack saying it 😂
@danielattwood3344
@danielattwood3344 2 года назад
2:19 it's a flashback to the old days of minecraft when enderman had green eyes
@Chara_Dreemurr999
@Chara_Dreemurr999 3 года назад
“What if your phobias are based how u died in a past life?” Me with a phobia of clowns: S T O P
@ginamillondaga9598
@ginamillondaga9598 3 года назад
-Cries in Lepidopterophobia-
@Mj-hj3sb
@Mj-hj3sb 3 года назад
My friend has homophobia I'm questioning that accusation
@potatogod4510
@potatogod4510 3 года назад
Ooh, death by Tricky the clown
@Chara_Dreemurr999
@Chara_Dreemurr999 3 года назад
@@Mj-hj3sb * heavy breathing *
@FeathersOnFire
@FeathersOnFire Год назад
​@@ginamillondaga9598 you died cuz of butterflies/moths? Idk
@STR4WBERRY_GUTZ
@STR4WBERRY_GUTZ 3 года назад
If my fear is the way I died in my past life then I probably died by falling from a high alone
@insaincaldo
@insaincaldo 3 года назад
I can understand why you are scared of tripping out alone, it can be some real existential stuff.
@NotSoCrazyNinja
@NotSoCrazyNinja 3 года назад
Well... I do believe in reincarnation and I do have memories of what is supposedly my past life, including the death scene. The way I died was via hanging (myself) deep in quiet dark woods. Well, I hate things around my neck (I've learned to control this fear for the most part), I hate when the nature gets quiet, and I HAVE to escape woods before dark. I can't camp in the woods.
@linanyanggau781
@linanyanggau781 3 года назад
Press 'Y' to same
@alexz8903
@alexz8903 3 года назад
mine would probably be jumping off a cliff into water and dying in deep water, since my main fears are heights and water where i cant reach with my leg anymore
@TheEngieTF2
@TheEngieTF2 3 года назад
4:15 PM: How to talk to girls 7:38 PM: How to unpregnant cousin
@karma1507
@karma1507 3 года назад
The FBI agent reading this: *removes shades* 👁️👄👁️
@bobberman4641
@bobberman4641 3 года назад
I think you skipped a few steps
@apexq9386
@apexq9386 3 года назад
Did i skip a page?
@bobberman4641
@bobberman4641 3 года назад
@Tika Putri no
@thestonemason7413
@thestonemason7413 3 года назад
8:29 Whenever I hear the phrase “Emo Boy” I just think of that furry “Emo Boy” animation meme
@Poetic_Raven
@Poetic_Raven 3 года назад
I get reminded of that one edit of Shuichi and Kokichi
@Alex_Fishman
@Alex_Fishman 2 года назад
12:21 if anyone’s wondering, this man actually has got several operations that went successful, and now he is living with his mother and is running a small shop!
@diosdehuecomundo
@diosdehuecomundo 2 года назад
HandOfBlood actually has an entire room full of costumes and - yes - we also wonder where the hell he got those outfits. He also made a couple sketches to promote games he got sponsored by. And they are GREAT.
@Anxiolf
@Anxiolf 3 года назад
Title: oh no Me seeing emkay upload cursed comments: *oh hell YES*
@jarihoogendoorn5823
@jarihoogendoorn5823 3 года назад
Fun fact: 8+9 is 17
@amelaalagic8732
@amelaalagic8732 3 года назад
No it's not
@m1dn1ght_sun
@m1dn1ght_sun 3 года назад
Yep
@im_donee
@im_donee 3 года назад
Ow shit who could have guessed
@spacepotatoes2019
@spacepotatoes2019 3 года назад
いつ ろおンす そ おんぐ
@josh_landi719
@josh_landi719 3 года назад
lmao
@Sturmfischi
@Sturmfischi 3 года назад
3:18 In Germany we say: Ehre Alla!
@Costeer_
@Costeer_ 3 года назад
Ehre Alla
@tehdarkswordsman6863
@tehdarkswordsman6863 3 года назад
Don't worry Jack, I won't leave you. In fact, I'm outside your house at this very moment.
@meowdasia
@meowdasia 3 года назад
you’ll go up
@meowdasia
@meowdasia 3 года назад
like him
@princessoftheworld1107
@princessoftheworld1107 3 года назад
FBI open up
@airacummins5076
@airacummins5076 7 месяцев назад
Technically, everyone not in his house, is outside his house
@Gatoviotas
@Gatoviotas 3 года назад
7:12 *Kokichi had claustrophobia, remember guys*
@Alfred-nj1xc
@Alfred-nj1xc 3 года назад
Fun fact: The “Emo vs Goose” video’s title change to “Emo vs duck”
@crowposlanets
@crowposlanets 3 года назад
Turn on the stove. Yes
@Victorious_Destiny
@Victorious_Destiny 3 года назад
It will save lives
@maxschindele4436
@maxschindele4436 3 года назад
Sounds kinda asian in this context
@MaisteriSaatana
@MaisteriSaatana 3 года назад
the stove just warms the cat
@Victorious_Destiny
@Victorious_Destiny 3 года назад
It will kill it if you put it high enough
@ikeaenderman6537
@ikeaenderman6537 3 года назад
*put the stove on they said, the cat won’t die they said*
@M1SSC0RPSE
@M1SSC0RPSE 3 года назад
Me hearing him pronounce "Kosovo" so wrong: Balkan languages are hard for the rest of the world to pronounce right, idk why xD
@aleksabanjevic8316
@aleksabanjevic8316 3 года назад
It made me cringe real hard
@oakthestick4265
@oakthestick4265 3 года назад
I’m from the Balkans and the moment he mispronounced it I yelled ITS KOSOVO out loud because it made me irritated.
@M1SSC0RPSE
@M1SSC0RPSE 3 года назад
@@aleksabanjevic8316 I personally rarely cringe but I feel you :D
@M1SSC0RPSE
@M1SSC0RPSE 3 года назад
@@oakthestick4265 omg yes, I was the same!!
@aleksabanjevic8316
@aleksabanjevic8316 3 года назад
@@oakthestick4265 we honestly have one of the best systems for reading, one letter=one sound, read it as it is written and write it as it is said
@Meme-vt3fc
@Meme-vt3fc 2 года назад
7:32 finally a use of having a sibling
@RmationYT
@RmationYT Год назад
🤓
@justinwilcox2317
@justinwilcox2317 3 года назад
He should say " Hi, I'm Jack, the snack that smiles back, remember that crack is whack, but let's get back on track ". I took 10 minutes to think of that.
@joemedlen2924
@joemedlen2924 3 года назад
There's a higher chance of a shiny baby if one of the parents is from another region It's called Masuda method
@endgalactronix
@endgalactronix 3 года назад
Jack: Jack, in the crack that smiles back. Me: Jack who's voice is a crack.
@ummoyarrah3404
@ummoyarrah3404 3 года назад
3:25 ɪᴘʜᴏɴᴇ 12 ᴘʀᴏ ɢ.ɪ.ᴠ.ᴇ.ᴀ.ᴡ.ᴀ.ʏ ʙʏ ᴀᴘᴘʟᴇ ❤️😘 ..👍 Clickhere : ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-49mwt6s95aY.html !💖🖤❤️今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです!この日のライブ配信は、かならりやばかったですね!1万人を超える人が見ていたもん(笑)やっぱり人参最高!まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした,. 💖🖤在整個人類歷史上,強者,富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落,氏族,城鎮,城市和鄉村中的弱者,無`'守和貧窮成員。然而,人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕,被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式,並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。. 說到食物,不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反,他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔,切塊,調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類,在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類,並且學會了使用芳香的木煙(如山核桃,山核桃和豆科灌木 來調味g食物煮的時候1 1620633992
@michaelb.3006
@michaelb.3006 3 года назад
13:18 me: *eats the carrot because I like carrots* “so what kind of death do I get?” Jigsaw: “WHAT THE FUCK!!!???”
@chewycornell
@chewycornell 3 года назад
And he pulls out another carrot and eats it with you
@michaelb.3006
@michaelb.3006 3 года назад
@@chewycornell wholesome ending
@Noah.is.sleepy
@Noah.is.sleepy Год назад
Where the fuck??!!
@Jam-zr3kr
@Jam-zr3kr 3 года назад
“I spent 50 years buried alive in a coffin” Brooo sameeeee
@kingcharlesFrench
@kingcharlesFrench 3 года назад
You escaped too?
@Jam-zr3kr
@Jam-zr3kr 3 года назад
@@kingcharlesFrench yeah same with my dad
@Jam-zr3kr
@Jam-zr3kr 3 года назад
he did go back in after a while though, have t seen him since
@WishyWashyMF
@WishyWashyMF 3 года назад
“Your phobias are how you died in your past life.” Me with catoptrophobia: "i knew you could do it, you believed in yourself, and you did it!"
@Ifbdndkdjddndn
@Ifbdndkdjddndn 3 года назад
Holy shit Jack’s deep voice tho 💀
@xeogg
@xeogg 3 года назад
5:48 "Oh hi, Tom!" "MOM!?"
@nethanieldawson1117
@nethanieldawson1117 3 года назад
1:54, just wait till those thoughts become true
@HaydenofEverything
@HaydenofEverything 3 года назад
“Your phobias are how you died in your past life.” People with erotophobia: ._.
@tylersmith9049
@tylersmith9049 3 года назад
0:58 DON'T FORGET WW2 AND HITLER JOKES
@funnyvideoguy3216
@funnyvideoguy3216 3 года назад
If there's a phobia of flowers, that could only mean one thing... ...FLOWEY IS REAL
@insaincaldo
@insaincaldo 3 года назад
Anthophobia
@Polska_Edits
@Polska_Edits 3 года назад
Theres a phobia of holes, buttons and pretty much anything
@explosion_tsar4449
@explosion_tsar4449 3 года назад
fear of air?
@insaincaldo
@insaincaldo 3 года назад
@@explosion_tsar4449 Anemophobia, Ancraophobia, or Aerophobia.
@roopabrungi4958
@roopabrungi4958 3 года назад
I have a weird fear of stairs... Specifically ones without railings or stairs tht are pressed against a wall...
@wetcheesestick7478
@wetcheesestick7478 3 года назад
Day one of random facts- all gold mines had gold in them at one time
@ianrennebohm8294
@ianrennebohm8294 3 года назад
3:09 Gettin' freaky on a Friday night ;)
@lateraldamage8479
@lateraldamage8479 3 года назад
(Go man go-) *Wait a minute*
@Theonefromcrk
@Theonefromcrk 2 года назад
Gonna make a mods of this
@Theonefromcrk
@Theonefromcrk 2 года назад
@Adam Animatess no
@Theonefromcrk
@Theonefromcrk 2 года назад
@Adam Animatess I am horrible...correction,i don't know how to make mods,I said it was a joke
@vannillaAJofficial204
@vannillaAJofficial204 2 года назад
such an unexpected but great fnf moment
@sansd7723
@sansd7723 3 года назад
4:36 if you cook it will no longer be in raww
@zapper_mp4
@zapper_mp4 3 года назад
“Friday Night Furneral” caught me off guard the most as someone who adores fnf a ton.
@robertolanzone
@robertolanzone 3 года назад
14:00 - 14:12 That's the fastest I've ever went from being extremely emotional to chuckling to feeling like a horrible person
@ama-the-weeb
@ama-the-weeb 3 года назад
9:12 this becomes much worse when you realize that Hetalia, SatW, CountryHumans, ect. exist.
@hollowstarfire
@hollowstarfire 2 года назад
12:28 don’t worry, after quite a few surgeries this man is now upright again and wants to open a small business to support his mom, who took care of him for many years :)
@johnnyjoestar9504
@johnnyjoestar9504 3 года назад
9:31 I recognize her, it’s Emilia from RE:ZERO for anyone who doesn’t know
@squirrele.1266
@squirrele.1266 2 года назад
0:12 Did you just call me a phenomenon of increasingly severe withdrawal symptoms?
@friendlygamers1743
@friendlygamers1743 3 года назад
Me after we get cursed comments for 2 days straight - *SOMEONE, PLEASE. WE NEED LEXI TO NARRATE BLESSED IMAGES OR SOMETHING THE CURSE OF THE COMMENTS IS SPREADING!!!*
@keeganreed4704
@keeganreed4704 3 года назад
Me:Does nothing while moms at work, Door:Opens, Me:(Chuckles) Im in danger
@sirenhead3019
@sirenhead3019 3 года назад
wait one of the comments was "maybe ur phobias are just how you died in a past life" I DIED BY A CATERPILLAR
@cezarcatalin1406
@cezarcatalin1406 3 года назад
**starts emitting a distress signal**
@eggmanempireland525
@eggmanempireland525 3 года назад
8:44 has litterlt execly same voice as sonic LMAO İ LOVE İT
@LauraSti
@LauraSti 2 года назад
The reason for that $83,000 in the pharmacy is antivenom. Antivenom is given for a snake bite, and it's an EXTREMELY expensive product. A single vial of antivenom can cost a hospital (not the patient, the HOSPITAL) $14,000 to obtain, and a typical dose of antivenom for a snake bite is 4-6 vials. That means that the cost of antivenom, not counting any other medications that need to be given as supportive care, could be anywhere from $56,000 to $84,000 total. I'd guess from that that they needed six vials, so the cost of treatment hit close to the maximum normal figure. That's not the hospital gouging prices (look to other entries for that part;) that's just the total cost to the hospital to obtain the drug. In Mexico, on the other hand, a vial can cost between $100 and $400. Some of that is safety monitoring, which is a lot stricter in the US, but a lot of it is drug manufacturers jacking up the price.
@thenoteworthy1298
@thenoteworthy1298 3 года назад
I saw that one of the cost of organs and immediately thought “I know what we’re gonna do today, Ferb!”
@jobb4854
@jobb4854 3 года назад
That "Porque no los dos" sounds more like a Italian trying to speak spanish, atte a hispanic speaker
@ceoceociando
@ceoceociando 3 года назад
El "¿porqué no los dos?"me agarró por sorpresa jajaja
@jobb4854
@jobb4854 3 года назад
@@ceoceociando exacto xd
@olakpasa6486
@olakpasa6486 3 года назад
@@jobb4854 eso pensé yo
@guywhoateallthepizza1031
@guywhoateallthepizza1031 3 года назад
I feel like this subreddit is slowly becoming just edgy people trying too hard like Nice pic of dog this reminds me of the 257 children I have in my basement
@curseds0ldier
@curseds0ldier 3 года назад
Nice pfp, reminds me of the screaming children in my basement.
@johnrykercanete7189
@johnrykercanete7189 3 года назад
@@curseds0ldier nice pfp, reminds me of the time I burned down an orphanage and ate the kids corpses
@NotSoCrazyNinja
@NotSoCrazyNinja 3 года назад
I think real cursed comments are ones that delve into dark topics that can actually happen or have actually happened. It helps if you seem genuine and not like you are "trying". I've probably showed up in some videos/posts about cursed comments. I comment a lot and sometimes I like to freak people out.
@austindraws4876
@austindraws4876 3 года назад
@@johnrykercanete7189 I like the pfp reminds me how I rickroll my wife off a cliff minus the rick
@ozzy_wozzy
@ozzy_wozzy 3 года назад
@@johnrykercanete7189 technoblade be like:
@therealgaming255
@therealgaming255 3 года назад
4:03 imagine the screaming all glass within a 400 square mile radius would be shattered
@charleswillhite5375
@charleswillhite5375 3 года назад
“Your phobias are how you died in your past life.” So, how do you die to get Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia? Getting hit by a dictionary?
@jeongchonpark8690
@jeongchonpark8690 2 года назад
i have too many phobias
@eclipseclover1048
@eclipseclover1048 3 года назад
1:37 hours XD
@songohan3321
@songohan3321 3 года назад
So I did heard that correctly.
@s-ata-n
@s-ata-n 3 года назад
12:48 "Mickey I don't think I supposed to have a hole I am a cartoon character" "just a second Minnie I am gonna solve it a-ha"
@cezarcatalin1406
@cezarcatalin1406 3 года назад
Yes... YEES... Please continue.
@psychopathic_kitten1029
@psychopathic_kitten1029 3 года назад
CAT WITH THE AUSTRALIAN ACCENT GOT ME HELP IM DYING
@wiiblii8584
@wiiblii8584 3 года назад
7:23 I knew I was valuable, which is what I would say if I still had kidneys, damn cats needing chew toys
@savieeveelover3366
@savieeveelover3366 3 года назад
If my phobias are based on how I died then I died without anyone around me and all by myself with no way to contact anyone
@NekoEchoflower
@NekoEchoflower 3 года назад
10:47 Why do I like how he voiced Moomin I have no idea-
@Ollie_the_Possum
@Ollie_the_Possum 3 года назад
Snufkin: moomintroll you ok? Mommin: *low voiced screaming * Little my: ight ima head out
@yaboi3749
@yaboi3749 3 года назад
It's 3:56am. "Master has given Dobby a jizz sock" I can't handle this 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mustachedtaco9999
@mustachedtaco9999 3 года назад
Bro why is it that this exact part of the video came out at the same time for me, this shit is crazy man
@Kholanee
@Kholanee 3 года назад
2:29 Had water in my mouth Had*
@NeneARZ
@NeneARZ 2 года назад
Thanks EmKay! I love you guys you have really helped with my sleep =D I have start falling asleep while watching I see this as an absolute win. SO TYSM
@deadsmilet.s3500
@deadsmilet.s3500 3 года назад
1:47 every time i look at someone i imagine them bleeding a lot or me chocking them or sometimes there heads exploding sometimes even my family members and i just don’t care at all sometimes i chuckle even......idk why
@SrinpytheMusicalTechSquirrel
@SrinpytheMusicalTechSquirrel 3 года назад
2:49 I think that the "hole", is a very small, not that powerful subwoofer. they are generally the same shape.
@nahsiongoetre6874
@nahsiongoetre6874 3 года назад
Anyone else notice as of late on RU-vid how rare it is to have the ability to skip ads???🤔🤔🤔
@estelleschroder2826
@estelleschroder2826 3 года назад
Storytime(today) *me feeling really sick. * Mom:might be migrene or something was up with the food Me:I might have used my phone too much... My eyes also hurt a little... Mom: *impossible*
@zoegalaxygaming5326
@zoegalaxygaming5326 3 года назад
I- what?! You sure that is your mother 👀 I've never heard if such mother. You feelin okay though?
@estelleschroder2826
@estelleschroder2826 3 года назад
Yea took some aspirin. Still nauseous tho. Thanks for ur concerns, kind stranger in a random yt comment section 👍
@zoegalaxygaming5326
@zoegalaxygaming5326 3 года назад
You're welcome other stranger in RU-vid section
@TDae.
@TDae. 3 года назад
@@zoegalaxygaming5326 so anyway u want some free candy in the back of my van there r also puppies and kittens
@lillyolson3599
@lillyolson3599 2 года назад
I love how jack said 50 years instead of 50 hours. 1:35
@kaithegamer7934
@kaithegamer7934 2 года назад
Linda:aww the cats on the stove a little warm spot Sam: *Light it, Linda*
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