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@KnightsofGaming2016
@KnightsofGaming2016 3 года назад
Jack's wheezing laughter at the beginning has sold me to watch the rest of the video
@500king2
@500king2 3 года назад
Lol
@bonnieshenton9426
@bonnieshenton9426 3 года назад
Nah he watched the prequels
@run6653
@run6653 3 года назад
Hes getting dangerously close to jimmy fallon laughter
@victuvaporub
@victuvaporub 3 года назад
Nah, you would watch ut anyway
@FATI_SZN
@FATI_SZN 3 года назад
@@victuvaporub true
@babyk326
@babyk326 3 года назад
*"Welcome Jack, my name's Back"* *Speech 100*
@Angel-xd9pz
@Angel-xd9pz 3 года назад
omg i didn't even realize until i read this lol
@dillandasilva3594
@dillandasilva3594 3 года назад
At 11:04 I thought the article said I don't believe in Germans
@Rexi20
@Rexi20 3 года назад
Reminds me of when Markiplier said his name was welcome
@myname7937
@myname7937 3 года назад
don't get it
@Nai_101
@Nai_101 3 года назад
@@Rexi20 hello everybody my name a bagamum
@charax-1
@charax-1 3 года назад
"You clearly haven't seen Hitler's only fans" Hitler's only fans: invading the Polands Privacy gone wrong
@sainsburyslocal
@sainsburyslocal 3 года назад
Lmaoooo
@ELing-ib1ki
@ELing-ib1ki 3 года назад
"Penetrating deep into French territory"
@minecraftshipothesevenseas9028
@minecraftshipothesevenseas9028 3 года назад
Imagine you sending insta like: Just murdered myself, possessed a cute little goat... ANNND got murdered again by them humans.
@itsstipe1018
@itsstipe1018 3 года назад
"bombing the UK"
@daniloss1319
@daniloss1319 3 года назад
"fucking USSR gone wrong, very wrong"
@thepogchamper6201
@thepogchamper6201 3 года назад
Jack is the best narrator. He doesn't oversell the joke, his laugh kinda makes me laugh and him extending the joke is actually pretty funny. Also I like the different voices he makes sometimes. Good job man.
@kenharsha2173
@kenharsha2173 3 года назад
Robin personally
@Hugo-yz1vb
@Hugo-yz1vb 2 года назад
All of Emkay does it for me
@BinglesP
@BinglesP 2 года назад
Damien’s still my favorite, but Jack’s my favorite Gen 2 narrator
@williammerkel1410
@williammerkel1410 2 года назад
Whoever doesn't go on and on with the same post trying to sell a joke that doesn't work, get to the punchline and move on.
@azucanika5720
@azucanika5720 2 года назад
you mean back?
@mohilhamraflijahja5024
@mohilhamraflijahja5024 3 года назад
Jack: Has multiple personalities Lexi: Is very random Robin: Bird Damien: Contagious laughter Zach: Robin's husband/wife
@FrizellaTheBee
@FrizellaTheBee 3 года назад
b i r e
@bingkoiE
@bingkoiE 3 года назад
B E E R D
@FlameWing-fi1tx
@FlameWing-fi1tx 3 года назад
Makes sense. Also wasn't there a Cougar or am I getting mixed up?
@sophiedenise
@sophiedenise 3 года назад
Yeah seriously, Jack has multiple voices and personalities
@tazzredbandana6911
@tazzredbandana6911 3 года назад
B i r b
@stampycatfan01lol
@stampycatfan01lol 3 года назад
I can literally hear that robot repeatedly shouting “EXTERMINATE” now....
@parkersplace
@parkersplace 3 года назад
lol same i love dr. who
@TheRealBlazingDiamond
@TheRealBlazingDiamond 3 года назад
**EXTERMINATE WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE**
@protostnl6369
@protostnl6369 3 года назад
I haven't watched Doctor Who in a very long time yet whenever I see a image of a Dalek, that's the first thought that appears in my mind
@Belzabond
@Belzabond 3 года назад
@@parkersplace I'm frickin OBSESSED with it
@parkersplace
@parkersplace 3 года назад
@@Belzabond wow was not expecting my reply to blow up lol
@slamfam7621
@slamfam7621 3 года назад
First one isn't even that cursed, just sounds like a good comedy sketch.
@SFSproductions1
@SFSproductions1 3 года назад
Sh
@DinoThingy
@DinoThingy 3 года назад
Awhh its 69 like Too bad I ruined it
@babadybab9676
@babadybab9676 3 года назад
Tru
@yourmumisgay5003
@yourmumisgay5003 3 года назад
Na its blessed memes
@thelongestname6822
@thelongestname6822 3 года назад
Damn
@ArrangedNoiseFan
@ArrangedNoiseFan 3 года назад
*Mr. Socky never forgot his master’s birthday again.*
@chaelan6014
@chaelan6014 3 года назад
I think mr socky pretended
@suyunana
@suyunana 3 года назад
@@chaelan6014 to get the punishment 👀
@ThereTerente
@ThereTerente 3 года назад
Mr socky *faked* forgetting his master's birthday
@oDogg0206
@oDogg0206 3 года назад
*no no, he *always** *forgot*
@pandaborg2466
@pandaborg2466 3 года назад
I hate you
@TotallyNotTheRedComet69
@TotallyNotTheRedComet69 3 года назад
WAAAAACKYYY SCIENCE FACT: mountains grow by absorbing the souls of all the hikers and mountaineers that die on said mountain.
@landonglaxey9203
@landonglaxey9203 3 года назад
wow
@Jamal_D._Goat
@Jamal_D._Goat 3 года назад
R/cursedcomments
@ordinaryshiba
@ordinaryshiba 3 года назад
@@Jamal_D._Goat r/foundthemobileuser
@invisigerb2578
@invisigerb2578 3 года назад
thats were my dad went
@Lrdnqustr
@Lrdnqustr 3 года назад
And many people died on mt everest
@wallywallace2184
@wallywallace2184 3 года назад
Re: the m&ms, skittles, reese's pieces one: It's very easy to tell the difference if you give them a little bit of a closer look. Skittles are the most round, reese's pieces are the most flat. Reese's pieces only come in yellow, orange, and brown so naturally if you don't want that you can avoid those three colors all together. You know the purple ones are skittles because there's no purple m&ms. Plus skittles are a brighter shade of the colors than m&ms. Don't know about Reece's pieces but the roundness should be your go to to figure it out. However they are still contaminated with the peanuts so just keep that away from any and all people with peanut allergies.
@Kyrusisgone
@Kyrusisgone 3 года назад
👁👄👁
@mrteacherman6421
@mrteacherman6421 3 года назад
r/theydidthemath
@phenioxerz8237
@phenioxerz8237 3 года назад
also skittles have an S on them and the other thing has an M on it
@m.a.r.x3925
@m.a.r.x3925 3 года назад
Thank you good man
@alecxanderbriggs2248
@alecxanderbriggs2248 3 года назад
Or down the whole thing
@showermeincrushedbathroomt4067
@showermeincrushedbathroomt4067 3 года назад
Fun fact: The Spanish term for thousand is actually "mil". So the comment on the Civil War video only had 5.8 thousand, not million.
@テーイル
@テーイル 3 года назад
Correct, thank you.
@テーイル
@テーイル 3 года назад
Now, can we just talk about your name?
@abhi5504
@abhi5504 3 года назад
@@テーイル no, no we cannot
@テーイル
@テーイル 3 года назад
@@abhi5504 you're just scared of the truth...
@apieceoftrash1403
@apieceoftrash1403 3 года назад
Thank u
@anim8ionbacon
@anim8ionbacon 3 года назад
“Welcome, Jack! My name’s back, and you’re watching, um… gay?” He a little confused but he got the spirit
@gackthezyborg
@gackthezyborg 3 года назад
Lol
@moduleapothem6446
@moduleapothem6446 3 года назад
When a mommy tectonic plate and a daddy tectonic plate really love each other, they smash together, and then a few million years later a baby mountain comes out!
@ninnabuu
@ninnabuu 3 года назад
and just casually kill a couple thousand people, its a part of the process
@Nasrosee
@Nasrosee 3 года назад
@@ninnabuu oh god
@wiltingdaffodil
@wiltingdaffodil 3 года назад
@@Nasrosee oh no
@duckhathap763
@duckhathap763 3 года назад
@@ninnabuu a life must be taken for a new one to begin
@aless2906
@aless2906 3 года назад
@@duckhathap763 Serial killer: I killed 50 people before being arrested tectonic plates: those are rookie numbers
@RLgenesis
@RLgenesis 3 года назад
The robot just doesn’t like people in its territory
@andrewh.l.7351
@andrewh.l.7351 3 года назад
Like*
@RLgenesis
@RLgenesis 3 года назад
@@andrewh.l.7351 huh
@RLgenesis
@RLgenesis 3 года назад
@@andrewh.l.7351 nvm
@koolgamwr
@koolgamwr 3 года назад
Englash
@BanananananaMan
@BanananananaMan 3 года назад
Speke englesh losser
@Matthew_Murray
@Matthew_Murray 3 года назад
“But how did you know my name was Pats” that broke me
@nobodyakacat-girlmario3707
@nobodyakacat-girlmario3707 3 года назад
What does head mean guys
@anakinskywalkercrappyprodu2205
@anakinskywalkercrappyprodu2205 3 года назад
DAM IT 2:52 HOW DID THOSE KIDS SURVIVE
@skipp84
@skipp84 3 года назад
matt mmmmmmmmmmmmMmmMmmMmMmMmmMmmmmmmmM BEEP BEEP BEEP
@Delta21OnYT
@Delta21OnYT 3 года назад
@@nobodyakacat-girlmario3707 Oh no....
@nobodyakacat-girlmario3707
@nobodyakacat-girlmario3707 3 года назад
@@Delta21OnYT what does it mean
@atdynax
@atdynax 2 года назад
Serious anwer to how do mountains grow: Two tectonic plates collide and push the material in between upwards. In this case the Indian plate pushes against the Asian continent.
@versatile4445
@versatile4445 3 года назад
“Whip out the Waluigi board” that killed me
@chopsticksstudios7341
@chopsticksstudios7341 3 года назад
Whip out ze Waluigi bard.
@TheMcduke40
@TheMcduke40 2 года назад
*Imma gonna win.*
@V-X0010
@V-X0010 Месяц назад
Waluigi! go talk to my dead parents you mario character! also your now a board!
@ShroudLight
@ShroudLight 3 года назад
Problem: Toddler obstructing path The robot: then casually T-poses on the baby
@nobodyakacat-girlmario3707
@nobodyakacat-girlmario3707 3 года назад
the robot did road roller on the toddler when it got ran over
@bleepblock2177
@bleepblock2177 3 года назад
DOMINANCE ASSERTED
@leenarver2135
@leenarver2135 3 года назад
@@bleepblock2177 lol
@Gone29364
@Gone29364 3 года назад
@@bleepblock2177 MISSION COMPLETED, NEXT OBJECTIVE : YEET THE CHILD
@thegoldenaegis
@thegoldenaegis 3 года назад
Well now I'm imagining the robot tea bagging the child
@definitelynotlucas4901
@definitelynotlucas4901 3 года назад
Two planes laughing their ass off "Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?" "MALAYSIAN AIRLINES FLIGHT 370" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH
@kaz1_f1
@kaz1_f1 3 года назад
"where's that MH370 guy. That hide and seek champion guy"
@pathetic8340
@pathetic8340 3 года назад
Aight Imma put this on r/cursedcomments.
@blankness8
@blankness8 3 года назад
Irrelevant but XIAO XIAO XIAO I have found a genshin impact player in the wild
@aksalaheddine78
@aksalaheddine78 3 года назад
ExCuSe Me BuT ItS mH370!
@xious4275
@xious4275 3 года назад
This made me laugh
@lanzjaredadlawan1560
@lanzjaredadlawan1560 3 года назад
"Damn bro, was the singing really that bad?" Me: *dies* *ad pops up* Me: *dies again*
@paugirones6083
@paugirones6083 3 года назад
I feel bad for laughing at Jack's cough-laugh. Sorry.
@traeko1594
@traeko1594 3 года назад
shut up
@Campingwithfj
@Campingwithfj 3 года назад
@@traeko1594 YOU shut up
@ankushds7018
@ankushds7018 3 года назад
The mountain is growing because the Indian plate is still colliding with the asian plate. It's growing because of the same reason it has already grown so much.
@gggg-hq4td
@gggg-hq4td 3 года назад
We think of mountains and terrain overall as something immovable and eternal, aside from exploseives mining etc. but they are constantly moving
@ankushds7018
@ankushds7018 3 года назад
@@gggg-hq4td yeah, some things are so gradual that we refuse to believe they even happen. Like evolution! Some people just can't comprehend the 3.8 billion years of extremely gradual evolution that made "extremely complex" creatures like us from single celled organisms.
@yuzdude5220
@yuzdude5220 3 года назад
Looks like someone wasn't paying attention at 6th grade science.
@IvanBias24
@IvanBias24 3 года назад
Mom, did you put the bodies on mount everest from our back yard again!
@Fionacle
@Fionacle 3 года назад
Oh wow thanks!
@theuniversalbean9352
@theuniversalbean9352 3 года назад
Mountains like everest grow because they're still forming. There's still two tectonic plates moving toward each other forming mount everest
@suyunana
@suyunana 3 года назад
S H H
@graciegay4833
@graciegay4833 3 года назад
they feed on the bodys left behind
@gaiapurpure
@gaiapurpure 3 года назад
Imagine if Mt Everest was secretly a dormant volcano…
@alphasquared
@alphasquared 3 года назад
@@gaiapurpure “[softly] Don’t.”
@brinegamersproductionsmedia
@brinegamersproductionsmedia 3 года назад
r/woooosh
@nexus1g
@nexus1g 3 года назад
I'm allergic to peanuts, and the first thing I thought of is that'd be like Russian roulette for me.
@drorraz7962
@drorraz7962 3 года назад
Well it is Just when the whole gun is loaded Edit:oh wait you mean the post
@atadiarosatrini7112
@atadiarosatrini7112 3 года назад
This is also a cursed comment
@diljotthunder4348
@diljotthunder4348 3 года назад
Actually arent reeces pieces yellow and orange don’t eat those the m&ms are chocolate so they’re safe just don’t eat the yellow or orange ones
@dreamiinotdream730
@dreamiinotdream730 3 года назад
I mean it’s only dangerous if the m and S melt before you get to them
@rr2878
@rr2878 3 года назад
I will barf if I eat peanuts, I was allergic to Nutalle for 8 years
@kazzzerusss
@kazzzerusss 3 года назад
“Welcome Jack I’m back.” _Godzilla had a stroke listening to that and fucking died_
@nobodyakacat-girlmario3707
@nobodyakacat-girlmario3707 3 года назад
Godzilla keeps having strokes and we don’t know why
@kazzzerusss
@kazzzerusss 3 года назад
@@nobodyakacat-girlmario3707 Because he’s old, he’s a ww2 veteran, he attacked Japan, he served for America, those PTSD’s don’t help.
@SparksXtra
@SparksXtra 3 года назад
Nice one.
@nobodyakacat-girlmario3707
@nobodyakacat-girlmario3707 3 года назад
@@kazzzerusss that’s sad. I hope godzilla daddy has a redemption arc in the next godzilla movie 😔😔
@kazzzerusss
@kazzzerusss 3 года назад
@@nobodyakacat-girlmario3707 but Monke has the mutations and Godzilla has those PTSD’s.
@beefysoul3743
@beefysoul3743 3 года назад
The one where the man's mother said "I hope you die" was because she thought he was in pain and wanted him to feel happy. It wasn't because she actually wanted him to die out of hate. That article doesn't tell you the full story.
@buycraft911miner2
@buycraft911miner2 2 года назад
That makes it much better ngl
@bluefeather6784
@bluefeather6784 3 года назад
holy fuck when they said “its a good source of” i literally got an ad for vector cereal saying “high protein”
@robloxboxertblocked9636
@robloxboxertblocked9636 3 года назад
PERFECT TIMING 🤯
@garfeldi7860
@garfeldi7860 3 года назад
You just got vector’d
@insertusernamehere8125
@insertusernamehere8125 2 года назад
@@jessicacrystal8512 unfunny tiktoker
@jessicacrystal8512
@jessicacrystal8512 2 года назад
@@insertusernamehere8125 i dont tiktok
@insertusernamehere8125
@insertusernamehere8125 2 года назад
@@jessicacrystal8512 still unfunny
@tommybomby4122
@tommybomby4122 3 года назад
Asimov's laws of robotics don't mean shit when the thing isn't smart enough to detect its surroundings accurately. even if it could detect its surroundings, it could still kill. there are no universal laws of what a machine can and can't do ethically if you can just program it without the laws
@ArcanineEspeon
@ArcanineEspeon 3 года назад
But if it isn't smart enough to detect its surroundings, than how is killing someone a choice? That is, the robot can't really choose to kill someone, can it?
@tommybomby4122
@tommybomby4122 3 года назад
@@ArcanineEspeon it's not
@TomRiddleSimp
@TomRiddleSimp 3 года назад
The people who just wanted to laugh- 👁👄👁👍
@kelvinyek8799
@kelvinyek8799 3 года назад
@@ArcanineEspeon 3000: Are u sure about that
@coolsceegaming6178
@coolsceegaming6178 3 года назад
And one of them did kill itself by falling into water, soooo
@duality6918
@duality6918 3 года назад
As the seismic plates shift Mount Everest literally continues to grow taller.
@The1nvisibleJeevas
@The1nvisibleJeevas 3 года назад
India continues to plow into southern Asia GONE SEXUAL
@TheDiloEmpire
@TheDiloEmpire 3 года назад
no
@TheDiloEmpire
@TheDiloEmpire 3 года назад
no god please no
@ilEagle3696
@ilEagle3696 3 года назад
Oh god
@DanishAlKahfi
@DanishAlKahfi 3 года назад
Oh god why
@insertnamehere9558
@insertnamehere9558 3 года назад
Once at dinner me and my family were discussing “Ice Pick lobotomy” (where someone will take an ice pick, shove it through your eye, and wiggle it around in hopes of “curing” ADHD, OCD, and depression along with others. This was banned btw) and it came across that JFK’s little sister had one. And, so me being unusually dark, said “The family should get used to things going in their head” and I kid you not, the entire family (of 5) went dead silent. Then my dad laughed.
@private6549
@private6549 3 года назад
Holy shit but you got my kind of humor!
@strife9592
@strife9592 3 года назад
Yeah it's blow your mind how many things go into that families heads.
@vojtechkorhon4159
@vojtechkorhon4159 3 года назад
I heard Trotsky used to do this
@carrynwelde1120
@carrynwelde1120 3 года назад
Didn't Trotsky get it too /j
@Xepoza
@Xepoza 3 года назад
Gold.
@fireboyfails8481
@fireboyfails8481 Год назад
Legends say when he laughs he contracts every disease known to man for 1 second
@YoshKnight
@YoshKnight 3 года назад
Fun Fact: When there is a lack of genetic diversity in a species, certain mutations are more likely to occur during reproduction. This usually involves a change in a part of the genetic code that causes the color in a certain body part, which leads to real-life shiny pokemon. Alabamians aren't just doing it for fun, they're shiny hunting.
@FlameWing-fi1tx
@FlameWing-fi1tx 3 года назад
Now that's what I call a fun fact!
@FrizellaTheBee
@FrizellaTheBee 3 года назад
Gotta catch 'em all!
@tryingtostealmynameyesduh5007
@tryingtostealmynameyesduh5007 3 года назад
@@FrizellaTheBee r/cursedcomment
@tryingtostealmynameyesduh5007
@tryingtostealmynameyesduh5007 3 года назад
@@t3al432 God no-
@t3al432
@t3al432 3 года назад
Ik about blue people but I wanna see red Edit: idrk, I think this is all bs if you consume a lot of carrots before birth the baby has a slight tint of orange as a newborn but returns to normal soon Therefore If you consume a crap ton of blood the child should have a slight tint of blood red then return to normal.
@thetruebadevil
@thetruebadevil 3 года назад
3:00 in case anyone genuinely doesn’t know, it’s something about the tectonic plates the mountain is on pushing against each other which forces the mountain upwards and causes it to grow or even move a couple inches/centimeters in some cases. Correct me if I’m wrong though.
@neoncreeper5112
@neoncreeper5112 2 года назад
Mountain go brrrrrrrr
@MarioFaker1
@MarioFaker1 2 года назад
Specifically the Indian plate colliding with the Eurasian plate
@surreealismm
@surreealismm 2 года назад
The More You Know⭐
@realNexNot
@realNexNot 2 года назад
Yes
@kyper4110
@kyper4110 2 года назад
@@MarioFaker1 no that’s called racism
@NPC-nn4qe
@NPC-nn4qe 3 года назад
Those ears together forming a "heart" looked more like a sad, creepy, old man's face to me.
@strikefg
@strikefg 3 года назад
Now I can't unsee that 😐
@dumbdannia6326
@dumbdannia6326 3 года назад
Thanks, I hate it.
@slayerunava8718
@slayerunava8718 3 года назад
r/TIHI
@decimace
@decimace 3 года назад
i see it
@aether1878
@aether1878 3 года назад
Thanks I hate it
@adansaurus609
@adansaurus609 3 года назад
3:22 i cant stop laughing at this. As a spanish person i tell this is a very funny joke, so good my country's economy laughed and believe me its dead as fuck
@adas201love2
@adas201love2 6 месяцев назад
Un euro, dos euros...
@SpookXCraig
@SpookXCraig 3 года назад
"Good suck I gave." There are multiple ways to interpret this.
@key-shajohlyjoseph9197
@key-shajohlyjoseph9197 3 года назад
Tell me? I dont understand. (๑꒪▿꒪)
@mushroom355
@mushroom355 3 года назад
Bruh I left .000001 seconds after hearing that
@simplygeorge3152
@simplygeorge3152 3 года назад
@@key-shajohlyjoseph9197 you poor innocent person
@key-shajohlyjoseph9197
@key-shajohlyjoseph9197 3 года назад
@@simplygeorge3152 im sorry bro I'm twelve aint nun I can do bout it
@Unknown-vx6qm
@Unknown-vx6qm 3 года назад
@@key-shajohlyjoseph9197 stop the cap im sure u know exactly wat it means 😑
@fateisendemic7862
@fateisendemic7862 3 года назад
"German art school denies german artist, regrets it later" Hitler was austrian, the Vienna Art School is in Vienna, Austria, ... Yet germany regretted it later, yes. Thats like saying that Brits regret voting for trump... Bruh, we two different people. Hitler was a fanboy for germany
@wolf1066
@wolf1066 3 года назад
Austrian art school denies Austrian artist, whole fkng world regrets it later...
@axlr8deathpls294
@axlr8deathpls294 3 года назад
Technically austrian is a german ethnicity
@carlsorrow1438
@carlsorrow1438 3 года назад
You forgot that the Germans had a pretty bad view from others after the world wars
@m..w6877
@m..w6877 3 года назад
Actually wasn’t it a German territory taken by Austria after ww1
@Lunetroldborg
@Lunetroldborg 3 года назад
@@m..w6877 yes but hitler was born in 1889
@caseyellison5079
@caseyellison5079 3 года назад
When you want to make a funny comment but they are all taken "It's time to have a marriage with the Soviet Union!"
@pixelartkid7965
@pixelartkid7965 3 года назад
XD
@eeeeee38093
@eeeeee38093 3 года назад
Our marriage
@eeeeee38093
@eeeeee38093 3 года назад
Our line
@The_Soviet_Onion
@The_Soviet_Onion 3 года назад
@@eeeeee38093 our line
@tardisman602
@tardisman602 3 года назад
Our meme
@benjamindyslilaplaige8986
@benjamindyslilaplaige8986 2 года назад
Me: *defeats bosses in hollow knight while listening to Jack giving his r/cursedcomments class and actually wins at a hard game* Jack: "just say" psspsspss" and I'll come" Me: hey teacher why when you said "psspsspss" I won?
@BlindingLight
@BlindingLight 3 года назад
Fun Fact: Mt. Everest is an SCP, that's why it's growing.
@Hekeda
@Hekeda 3 года назад
What SCP? 6001?
@vanessaatalanta2475
@vanessaatalanta2475 3 года назад
@@Hekeda 5140
@firestorm5371
@firestorm5371 3 года назад
And I thought the dead bodies and the human fecies are responsible for the growth
@BlindingLight
@BlindingLight 3 года назад
@@firestorm5371 No, you're not wrong. That's the exact reason why its growing. It's just that it would be growing slower if those corpses weren't instant death for anyone who touched them.
@firestorm5371
@firestorm5371 3 года назад
@@BlindingLight It was sarcastic ( English is not my first language )
@hockaj4845
@hockaj4845 3 года назад
"Don't like mountains grow of snow laying on the top?" No, Emkay. No
@mp711ok8
@mp711ok8 3 года назад
when he said that it made me want to jump off a cliff
@Rotti17
@Rotti17 3 года назад
@@mp711ok8 Was the cliff formed by snow?
@anarchistgalaxy1857
@anarchistgalaxy1857 3 года назад
3:05 The answer is plate tectonics. Mountains are formed, when two plates collide with eachother. Mt. Everest is growing, because the Indian and Asian plates are pushing eachother, making the edges rise up.
@lunarei9051
@lunarei9051 3 года назад
Finally my 8th grade education about tectonic plates is useful
@miggle2784
@miggle2784 3 года назад
6:26 The flat-earther’s skull is so thick it won’t be hurt The flat earther has no idea how to aim, and will fire randomly until one of them hits.
@yohanneshaileselassie4341
@yohanneshaileselassie4341 3 года назад
2:58 To answer your question, the way mountains can grow, is when underground movement (plate tectonics crashing, magma pressure, etc.) pushes rocks up they push anything above them higher and higher over time. But the mountain growth isn’t always annually consistent because of erosion.
@thenonkiller2999
@thenonkiller2999 3 года назад
“I made a roomba that shoots anything it bumps into” It’s all fun and games until it hits somebody’s leg
@chimaera2611
@chimaera2611 3 года назад
Nah, thats even better
@enhancedgamer3649
@enhancedgamer3649 3 года назад
Extreme dodgeball
@SWH-tr9fp
@SWH-tr9fp 3 года назад
Finally, the baby can stop crying
@oofoof2484
@oofoof2484 3 года назад
*the cat tho*
@EpicGamer-eb2go
@EpicGamer-eb2go 3 года назад
@@chimaera2611 wait.... i’ve seen you somewhere
@jppt24
@jppt24 3 года назад
4:05 It's not 5 million likes, it's 5 thousand likes, "mil" is the portuguese word for "thousand".
@hallway_revenant7919
@hallway_revenant7919 3 года назад
yeah unrelated but right after he said 'Depression' my headphones came out causing the video to auto pause. I didn't realize it and it took me a good 20 seconds to realize this wasn't just a dramatic pause XD
@Snivyextremo3000
@Snivyextremo3000 3 года назад
...that's spanish...
@jppt24
@jppt24 3 года назад
@@Snivyextremo3000 It's portuguese
@jppt24
@jppt24 3 года назад
@@Snivyextremo3000 "2 meses atrás" is portuguese "Hace 2 meses" is spanish, that's how I know that it is written is portuguese
@Snivyextremo3000
@Snivyextremo3000 3 года назад
@@jppt24 oooohhhh, i didn't know that, thanks
@titaniumwolf8756
@titaniumwolf8756 2 года назад
2:44 Galaxy’s Edge employee: “ Sorry, we don’t serve droids here.”
@gfaxy58
@gfaxy58 3 года назад
A robot asserting dominance is the funniest and scariest thing to me
@sophiedenise
@sophiedenise 3 года назад
_"Some of these treats are not like the others, some of these treats will melt your heart"_ Jack has a really noice voice ngl
@ghostly_cheese4929
@ghostly_cheese4929 3 года назад
Buddy!
@sophiedenise
@sophiedenise 3 года назад
Sup
@beedgehog
@beedgehog 3 года назад
Agreed. Robin has a better voice tho. What happened to Damien tho?
@sophiedenise
@sophiedenise 3 года назад
@@beedgehog he has his own channel called DeeLee, go check it out
@graysonkabala551
@graysonkabala551 3 года назад
ok, but like, Jack's intros are always the best, just saying, and that goes for his laughs too.
@lucitechrepairs
@lucitechrepairs Год назад
"Welcome Jack, my name's back, and-" i think i just had a stroke
@angelikaskoroszyn8495
@angelikaskoroszyn8495 3 года назад
Jack forgot that tectonic plates moving around is a thing
@gufo10games.74
@gufo10games.74 3 года назад
yep, plate tectonics is a thing that exists and is happening
@tatiana4050
@tatiana4050 3 года назад
I think it might be something some people dont know about, or even when they knpw how mountains are created they don't know Mt Everest is still in the process of being made. Like most mountains dont grow anymore
@Garchomp808
@Garchomp808 3 года назад
@@tatiana4050 it depends on how the plates are moving agenst eachother, im just amazed how everest hasnt stoped yet because its getting so big i think gravity would have stopped it allready
@tatiana4050
@tatiana4050 3 года назад
@@Garchomp808 well from what i know, all other mountains were taller once too, (dunno if as tall as Everest) just with wind and other things they are made smaller. Everest is the tallest cause its the youngest
@Garchomp808
@Garchomp808 3 года назад
@@tatiana4050 Erosion has been in effect but not to that scale, erosion is way more evident in some places like deserts, mesa areas and coasts
@jdrailfan391
@jdrailfan391 3 года назад
3:04 Mountains are caused by 2 tectonic plates colliding, and the 2 tectonic plates that formed Mount. Everest are still colliding, just very slowly.
@therewasanattempt1866
@therewasanattempt1866 3 года назад
Thank god someone said it
@y_fam_goeglyd
@y_fam_goeglyd 3 года назад
The entire Himalayan range is still rising. And India is getting shorter (north to south) by nearly that much too.
@Vinneyofficial
@Vinneyofficial 3 года назад
Y is literally everyone saying this??Do u think Jack is an idiot and can't Google search?How dare you question the powers of hour beloved host Jack.
@zigzaghyena
@zigzaghyena 3 года назад
Earth is a grower, not a shower
@shadowofseattle1338
@shadowofseattle1338 2 года назад
Yes but everest legitimately grows from the pile of bodies and frozen shit atop it stuck there
@puggowuggo8703
@puggowuggo8703 3 года назад
mount everest: *Growing* global warming: "I'm about to ruin this mans whole career"
@jixo6294
@jixo6294 3 года назад
So, Mount Everest growing is not due to the snow but rather because when the Indian plate separated from Africa and collided with the Asian subcontinent it pushed the land there upwards which made it so big and is still pushing to this day which causes the mountain to grow
@sommi-ep2cn
@sommi-ep2cn 3 года назад
@@jixo6294 Shhhhhhh don’t tell them!
@puggowuggo8703
@puggowuggo8703 3 года назад
@@jixo6294 Ok
@avns4910
@avns4910 3 года назад
@@jixo6294 they shall not know the truth
@mr.e9502
@mr.e9502 3 года назад
Global warming’s REALLY gonna make Everest smell bad.
@byegamer9700
@byegamer9700 Месяц назад
3:21 As a spanish speaker, you speaking Spanish REALLY catched me off guard, i thought for a moment there was someone else at my side XD
@jamesderbutler
@jamesderbutler 3 года назад
Mountains do grow, actually. They often form where one tectonic plate pushes below another - the Himalaya is one example. And since the plates are always moving, pushing one of them upwards, they grow over time, albeit VERY slowly. In this case it probably is mostly snow and ice.
@aaronjaaskelainen9530
@aaronjaaskelainen9530 2 года назад
Yeah, they grow. Then, they start shrinking.
@Awesome2000WasTaken
@Awesome2000WasTaken 2 года назад
@@aaronjaaskelainen9530 like humans
@FlameWing-fi1tx
@FlameWing-fi1tx 3 года назад
Jack's laugh sounds like when you punch a donkey in Minecraft.
@diegogandara8913
@diegogandara8913 3 года назад
r/Rareinsults
@HomeRunChess
@HomeRunChess 3 года назад
r/rarecompliments
@rainbowthedragoncat6768
@rainbowthedragoncat6768 3 года назад
"Minecreaft"
@FlameWing-fi1tx
@FlameWing-fi1tx 3 года назад
@@rainbowthedragoncat6768 pfft- I didn't notice until now lmao
@OtterPxp
@OtterPxp 3 года назад
4:16 “And it’s the most American thing I’ve ever seen” Americans: am I a joke to you
@davincent98
@davincent98 3 года назад
Yes. Yes we are.
@claireroberts7170
@claireroberts7170 3 года назад
We better be a joke to you,we are hilarious
@mementomori4817
@mementomori4817 3 года назад
... i mean .. YES
@setyoaomiya7504
@setyoaomiya7504 3 года назад
@Jessica Stein can't wait to go global
@Gamer88334
@Gamer88334 3 года назад
My version of a mouse trap involves a shotgun. Or a cat. I prefer the cat option because it’s cuter, I can pet it, and cat food is cheaper than ammunition.
@Ubercentraltf2
@Ubercentraltf2 2 года назад
1:49 *Austrian art school rejects Austrian artist and regrets it later.
@doylela7891
@doylela7891 3 года назад
Robot:*sees toddler* Also Robot:” ah yes,a crash dummy for testing,dont mind if i do!”
@jetbee2912
@jetbee2912 3 года назад
Also also robot: ah yes, a smash dummy for testing my size UwU.
@moulychourasia5893
@moulychourasia5893 3 года назад
Hello there fellow ToG stan Ig we also stan the same character
@lvithan
@lvithan 3 года назад
5:49, Jack said that Gru's suit is comprised of the body tissue of 5 male minions. The spacesuit has 10 fingers, which implies that a single male minion has 2... y'know..
@saffronio
@saffronio 3 года назад
I swear to god jack has the best impressions i have ever heard
@godbloodspilla7154
@godbloodspilla7154 3 года назад
I was laughing through out the whole thing and then the “you are my sunshine” came up and i just fucking shut down.That was the exact thing i sang to my dying husky 10 years ago.
@thekrusad3r290
@thekrusad3r290 3 года назад
0:16 he missed his chance to scream "EXTERMINATE! EXTEEEERMINAATE!"
@kundziaa
@kundziaa 3 года назад
First one reminds me of: *The Child must not be an obstacle*
@Ramsey276one
@Ramsey276one 3 года назад
Source please?
@applecat8391
@applecat8391 3 года назад
"What if we all are just playable characters" me : And they choose me ..?
@farleydrexelmz4212
@farleydrexelmz4212 3 года назад
Obviously they do
@lazypale7136
@lazypale7136 3 года назад
It's like playing as Dan Hibiki
@Bombinyoballsgahh
@Bombinyoballsgahh 3 года назад
Im controlled by a gay god
@mussarelinhagames146
@mussarelinhagames146 3 года назад
3:07 let me explain Above the earth's mantle there are what we call tectonic plates,these are responsible for forming earthquakes, tsunamis, mountains and etc. When one tectonic plate collides with another one and ends up "stacking" on the top of the other,mountains are formed,but its a slow process,thats why mount everest grows so slowly. Obs:the earth's crust is on top of the tectonic plates.
@freyawion5337
@freyawion5337 3 года назад
that's also why earthquakes happen
@shivertron
@shivertron 3 года назад
The kerbal space program guy pfp is the best part of this comment
@crystal417
@crystal417 3 года назад
NERDDDDD
@Kaisabu
@Kaisabu 3 года назад
His laugh sounds like an engine starting
@FlameWing-fi1tx
@FlameWing-fi1tx 3 года назад
Pffft- it's so true-
@DavisStevenson
@DavisStevenson 3 года назад
Sound like my car irl starting lol
@Mr.Comedian42069
@Mr.Comedian42069 3 года назад
11:51 I have never met someone who sounds like they’re going into cardiac arrest while also having one hell of a good time when they’re laughing
@j.munday7913
@j.munday7913 3 года назад
"How does a mountain grow?" ... plate tectonics? :)
@arirdepresso7566
@arirdepresso7566 3 года назад
Every year, the mountain erects upwards.
@Fionacle
@Fionacle 3 года назад
Oh man been a while since I learned about those
@boxer5755
@boxer5755 3 года назад
This is the funniest video I have seen in a long time, the laughing from Back is just the cherry on top.
@aigle_grincheux
@aigle_grincheux 3 года назад
"Welcome Jack it's me back" is my favorite phrase
@quitequeerquesadilla
@quitequeerquesadilla 3 года назад
“Because we like to watch children suffer” Children are the funniest people to watch comedically suffer, let’s be honest
@Rbotics_01001
@Rbotics_01001 3 года назад
Thats the reason i kill orphans
@blackfemalev1nce582
@blackfemalev1nce582 3 года назад
@@Rbotics_01001 omg
@ddc171
@ddc171 3 года назад
You're going to hell for that
@dio2599
@dio2599 3 года назад
@@ddc171 Oh really? God gets to kill his only son and rules over heaven. I kill a few fatherless fuckers and I go to Hell? The audacity.
@quitequeerquesadilla
@quitequeerquesadilla 3 года назад
@@ddc171 I'm a minor so I'm technically a kid, haha.
@s1nn4m0n
@s1nn4m0n 3 года назад
Somehow Jack can make things even more cursed
@DiamondWisps
@DiamondWisps 3 года назад
14:48 "He's speedrunning life" Teen suicides: Am I a joke to you?
@vymston5918
@vymston5918 3 года назад
Its a glitchless speedrun so he cant use suicide
@alyl.9430
@alyl.9430 3 года назад
It's bc suicide is a mod obviously 🙄🤚
@nocturno7660
@nocturno7660 3 года назад
Yes, that's cheating. get real bruh
@Carl-ld5jy
@Carl-ld5jy 3 года назад
Dude logging put and deleting your save isn't legit
@bjp4869
@bjp4869 3 года назад
@@vymston5918 are abortions allowed?
@AlexFromElsik
@AlexFromElsik 2 года назад
3:03 Its been a year but now since I am a geograply major and we recently had classes about this, I can answer. Its because of the process of Mountain Formation (also known as orogenesis'). We've had 3 orogenic movements like this so far. 1. Caledonian - Cambrian - Devonian period 2. Hercynian - Devonian - Carboniferous period 3. Alpine - which started in paleogene period and is active till now The growth of mount everest is the result of Alpine oregeny, which as I said is still active. It is a tectonic movement in which pieces of earths crust - called plates - smash against eachother and buckle upwards, kinda like a cars roof. Hope that helped!
@nugget0928
@nugget0928 3 года назад
16:32 this is the greatest art style I’ve ever seen. The minimalism makes it simultaneously adorable, ridiculous, and captivating. This is the best goddamn thing.
@justanotheruser6744
@justanotheruser6744 3 года назад
4:06 that is 5.6k. Thousand is translated as "mil" in spanish. The comment also has "edited" in spanish.
@lorenzorafael4600
@lorenzorafael4600 7 месяцев назад
Wrong. It’s Portuguese.
@joesephbidomeus2134
@joesephbidomeus2134 2 года назад
8:53 America is the sudden death mode
@JayValt
@JayValt 3 года назад
15:52 The fact that Pornhub has a a community that makes me smile more than Twitter disappoints me
@itsthequenchiest5072
@itsthequenchiest5072 3 года назад
We live in a society 😔😔😔😔
@Bouncyboy901
@Bouncyboy901 3 года назад
Lol he said “welcome jack my names back” im dead
@myhand4272
@myhand4272 3 года назад
... Hi dead i'm dad
@edwardskelly6332
@edwardskelly6332 3 года назад
@@myhand4272 please come back dad...
@legflavour9007
@legflavour9007 3 года назад
LMAOOO I LOVE THIS COMMENT SECTION
@user-yc8jr8qh9l
@user-yc8jr8qh9l 3 года назад
BAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA
@user-yc8jr8qh9l
@user-yc8jr8qh9l 3 года назад
@@myhand4272 what kind of milk you getting dad?
@MrEmo_69
@MrEmo_69 3 года назад
"How does a mountain grow?" Someone didn't pay attention on geography class
@t3al432
@t3al432 3 года назад
Neither did my male human creator, he thinks it's just maps ._.
@PolychromaticZero
@PolychromaticZero 3 года назад
Ye, we all know the Himalayas is growing bc the indian plate is still pushing against the eurasian plate, causing the mountains to continue to rise,
@MrEmo_69
@MrEmo_69 3 года назад
@@PolychromaticZero indeed my fellow roblox player
@firestorm5371
@firestorm5371 3 года назад
Dead bodies and human fecies
@firestorm5371
@firestorm5371 3 года назад
I might add that it is a real problem for the environment
@ImRhyThmYx
@ImRhyThmYx 2 года назад
6:40 I love the use of the word eliminate “He’s seen enough. Now flop the fetus.”
@svenkrisenberg6684
@svenkrisenberg6684 3 года назад
Mount Everest was formed when the Indian and Eurasian tectonic plates collided. They are still pushing into each other, hence why Mount Everest is able to grow
@TheEngieTF2
@TheEngieTF2 3 года назад
r/cursedcomments: **exists** Everyone: 👁👄👁
@godtuberzamasus783
@godtuberzamasus783 3 года назад
Shame that people have more interest in comments as in *G U N S*
@sophiedenise
@sophiedenise 3 года назад
Hi Engineer!
@asegundacontadopelen9445
@asegundacontadopelen9445 3 года назад
@Marc Woolward how
@piyushsharma3991
@piyushsharma3991 3 года назад
@Marc Woolward yeah how
@hunterstjean119
@hunterstjean119 3 года назад
“Im a caprisun!” “I have cancer” just made me laugh so hard because I’m a cancer too
@DanishAlKahfi
@DanishAlKahfi 3 года назад
Hey same! I have a cancer too
@Coresixth
@Coresixth 3 года назад
@@DanishAlKahfi ahh i see. im a virgin
@southsportsdude
@southsportsdude 3 года назад
Same here. Were crabs. How cool.
@BabyPunkPi
@BabyPunkPi 3 года назад
ACTUAL pro tip: when someone knocks of the bathroom door, say “occupied” :)
@vixster6977
@vixster6977 3 года назад
actual pro tip: open the door
@schmeezy9144
@schmeezy9144 3 года назад
nonononono 𝘼𝘾𝙏𝙐𝘼𝙇 pro tip, scream as loud as you can
@Verdantixx
@Verdantixx Месяц назад
the most actual pro tip you got 3 years late: scream "daddy" then fart horrifically loud
@jhunt7235
@jhunt7235 3 года назад
Jack is so good with his voice, those impressions felt really immersive. Love it!!
@robloxenjoyer6231
@robloxenjoyer6231 3 года назад
I cryed when the girl sing "you are my sunshine" while the cat passed away
@mrman7038
@mrman7038 3 года назад
*cried
@dio2599
@dio2599 3 года назад
Cried of laughter right?
@dunkelheit8360
@dunkelheit8360 3 года назад
"composed of 5 male minions" *he has 2 hands each with 5 fingers* i don't like were this is going
@leventemolnar1168
@leventemolnar1168 2 года назад
8:14 in Hungary, there was this revolution in 1956 and in Budapest, there was a Stalin statue, so they destroyed it upwards from the boot, and in Hungary, Santa puts presents in shoes instead of socks so, there's this joke: -Who awaits Santa the most? -Stalin, because he puts his boots out at the end of October
@Kai-oj6tc
@Kai-oj6tc 3 года назад
13:59 ok that actually made me shed a tear
@felixargyle3194
@felixargyle3194 3 года назад
3:12 the tectonic plates move together and since they can’t go into each other they go up and that’s how mountains are formed I think
@tailablu3585
@tailablu3585 3 года назад
The voice acting during that socky segment was unironically so good when he said "you *LIAR*" I felt that
@Defaultnoobisme
@Defaultnoobisme 2 года назад
6:02 yes they can, just bring the ouiji board
@PupRiku
@PupRiku 3 года назад
Jack saying "oh god oh frick it's growing" is my new notification sound.
@ReinerZufall009
@ReinerZufall009 3 года назад
Germans after this video: *Run over to OnlyAryan* Hitler: stonks
@NPC-nn4qe
@NPC-nn4qe 3 года назад
LOL, wtf?
@ReinerZufall009
@ReinerZufall009 3 года назад
B)
@renestadtler7747
@renestadtler7747 3 года назад
"Da kann ich nur zustimmen"
@TheRealAxolotlAnimates
@TheRealAxolotlAnimates 3 года назад
r/cursedcomments
@MouldMadeMind
@MouldMadeMind 3 года назад
@@TheRealAxolotlAnimates r/iamsorandome
@gianrc2992
@gianrc2992 3 года назад
14:32 Suddenly Mr. Socky becomes Mr. Sucky
@matthewboire6843
@matthewboire6843 Год назад
If someone forgot my birthday day I would just put on my fursuit and entered VRchat
@nolamoon8739
@nolamoon8739 3 года назад
"What in the flipity follow daa" Had me laughing so hard
@enzoclark241
@enzoclark241 3 года назад
Robot: “Boom get out the way, get out the way, get out the way kid” Toddler: *screaming and pain noises*
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