actually one guy once got killed in a Counter-Strike knife fight, then he spent 7 months tracking who killed him and when he found the guy, he stabbed him, luckily the guy survived
"Why do woman live longer than men?" Me and the boys at 7 years old: The oldest one by a couple months: "okay so we're jumping off the roof and whoever jumps higher when they land on the trampoline wins" The other 4: "aight lets do this"
I got killed by a bully by him using a literal machine gun at me while im at school. Theres also a time i almost got killed by a bully using a bow and arrow at me.
"This was more painful than the time I got stabbed 23 times." I'm not gonna say it. I'm not gonna say it. I'm not gonna say it. I'm not gonna say it. *2 3 S T A B W O U N D S*
@@polkamatic123 It was a single word and the word was "unfunny"... not much of a joke lol. Also apparently not realizing that somethings a joke makes you a furry now
The highest honor in video games is beating a kid so hard that they accuse you of being a cheater, calm down and add you as a friend, plays with you and learns from you, and then has grown so much from your skill that he beats you. I see them as my children and I miss the BO2 boys 😥
@Aamukta Duggaraju nope kiddo if you are too young to understand math and go to university in order to get a stable job you are not allowed to have a sexuality
That game where his son died of coca in is called bitlife, I died in kindergarten after a fellow student randomly threw a grenade at me in class, it's just an American life simulator at this rate
Physicians in the middle ages did taste the urine of knights and nobles in order to inform the cooks of what kinds of food to prepare. For instance, if the urine was sweet, they have high blood sugar and the cooks should not prepare anything sweet for that day. They didn't know that diabetes was a thing, but they knew that sweet pee meant too much sugar and it needed to be balanced out by consuming less.
For everyone’s safety the ark will not be needed in the bible it says that god will not flood the world again that is why the rainbow is seen to remind u of hi promise UNLESS WE FREAKING MELT THE ICE CAPS
Jasper: *Drinking Coffee* I haven't slept in 6 months Metal Jasper: How have you not fainted yet? Jasper: I drink 3 cups of coffee a day, and idk why garnet is mad at me Edit (Comment is from 3 weeks ago): Idk why people find this funny
That's the third one I counted where Jack straight up FORGOT to read the cursed comment. At least he actually SHOWED the comment that time, unlike the Anne Frank one. He's a good guy but it's hard not to get frustrated when he repeatedly does that shit.
@@iwantsexseemyvideo6868 Spamming random emojis doesn’t make people go “AWOOGA *Jaw drops and eye pops out,a chain drops down and as he pulls on it ears spout out smoke*”
17:50 « they demolished a few of those buildings.... » They did a bit more then demolish them but close enough, time to knock them down now to make it accurate.
Fun fact, only a few hundred or so years ago to test for diabetes a doctor would drink a small bit of the patients urine to test if they had diabetes. This would apparently work because it would taste sweet.
Yay! Another Cursed comments video! I love when you guys do these! Keep up the good work, EmKay! Stay safe, stay happy, stay healthy! Your fan, Pinkninja P.S. I'm thinking of doing some EmKay fanart in the future....should I?
At 9:19 I about lost it from jakes voice the way he said the first word of the post was priceless absolutely priceless and than the way he said the rest of the sentence was absolutely amazing just WOW and very relatable.
Fun fact: the replica of the Ark they spent millions on is actually neither waterproof nor capable of floating. It's also one of the biggest financial failures of any commercial tourist attraction.
Can you imagine the old folk walking in and bringing their kids, and the employees are like “hey, where’s your parents”, and the old fella is like “hey, you didn’t specify *mine* , they’re the parents of my grandkids!”
what are you talking about you drama-queen ?, ive only paid once in that game to unlock everything and it stays unlocked once you have became a bitizen
@@l0kaltpsykf4ll34 thats the case only if you bought it when it promised to give access to all future updates. that has been removed a long while ago and now you have to buy everything
0:08 Still though the x men typically fight other mutants or supernatural beings so unless he's fighting magneto or a human threat he wouldn't really be useful.
3:25 The way Jack delivers the “You spelled ‘Eat’ wrong. Made my not only shoot Mountain Dew out of my nostrils but I laughed so hard I wet my favorite boxers… Now I have to smell like pee until laundry day! 😢 Edit: Some people are asking why I don’t change Underpants and I thought it was weird you have more than one pair…
