r/Entitledparents I Gave My Wife $1,000,000... Then She Called The Cops On Me 

What would you do if you gave your partner $1,000,000, and then they immediately lied and reported you to the police as a child abuser?

7:12 Good for EM! She actually sounds like a proper parent! 7:15 Oh. Nevermind.

13:33 No sir, there are no refunds for loss of service stemming from your bigoted mentality. We call that a self-inflicted wound.

The lion, The witch, and the audacity of this beach

“My daughter is an angel” Yes, a biblically accurate angel

When the one lady said a monkey could do what the guy did, I would’ve said “Then why couldn’t you?”

Beach: is literally huge and almost empty OP: ah I'll choose this spot Karen: YOU TAKEN MY SPOT! MY DISAPPOINTED IS IMMEASUREABLE AND MY DAY IS RUINED!!!! Lifeguard: im gonna make her day more ruined

Re: the last story. My favorite story I've ever heard about the Queen of England was about a visit by a Saudi prince AND the queen herself drove him on a 'tour' of the are around one of her estates... At speed... In a Range Rover... At a time when Saudi women were not allowed to drive ( they can now as of June 2019). Bearing in mind that during WW2 she served as a Army transport driver. Scared the hell out of him. Business Insider had an story titled "That time the Queen of England terrified a Saudi King while driving him around"

Nothing better than listening to r/slash and playing red dead redemption at 9:04 am in the morning

"Entitled Kid turned white. Entitled mum turned to him." *Mozart-Requiem.mp3 plays*

"A real man can take it" makes my blood boil. If it's not okay to abuse women, it's equally not okay to abuse men

The one with the false allegations is so awful and makes my blood boil! Why are women always seen as the victim and the man as the abuser? It should not have taken so long for the police and child services to work out that the mother was the abusive one and give the father full custody! 😡

The moment the entitled dad's nationality was mentioned i immediately knew what would ensue

A snowmobile tour sounds freaking amazing! It always kills me inside the opportunities some of these people get that they either blow off or don't appreciate, things most people would never dream of being able to have or do.

These stories never cease to surprise me..

"Women can't shoot guns" Me: *looks at my rifle team* "Do he not see us?"

There should be serious punishments for false allegations especially with malicious intent

Time to laugh at crazy people

2019?! Wow! The women of my family would scare the crap out of these guys.

Rslash is my personal audio book, I love his videos it taught me how to be an extrovert

anyone who makes fake claims of assault MUST be punished with the same jailtime as the crime being accused warrants

When I heard saudi arabian father and son and a female guide. I know what's going to happen already

I’m currently hospitalised so this was a great thing to see on my RU-vid feed :)) EDIT: thank you for the well wishes everyone I should be out by tomorrow!

11:07 yeah yeah, Saudis like this all the time some of them confused about women driving so yeah I see the story...

TIL your genitals affect your ability to shoot. Who knew?

wow the comments haven't even showed up yet. Thanks for all the work rSlash, your videos are always a great thing to wake up to in the morning :)

The one with the abusive ex, seriously, there should be a law that if you make false accusations against the same person, the accuser should get a fee and put a restraining order against them

OP missed a HUGE opportunity, he should have offered to buy 50 percent or more of the company for a really cheap price. then kick his ex out. that would be pro-revenge and it would be a good business decision

The saudi arabian dad reminded me of Borat 2 when he told his daughter women can't drive or they'd explode or some shit lmao

Hope that everybody is having a great day :)

Amazing how that woman was allowed to falsely accuse that guy of child abuse again and again with impunity.

In this episode: Karen...actually listens to a worker, and turns on her precious brat. Because the only thing more sacred than her crotch goblin, is her credit card.

It’s sad that it’s not even 5 minutes old and there’s a dislike

The true anger in this mans voice at 9:44

Joke of the day: Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a fruicake. What's got into you? *Flour, raisins and cherries*

"Women can't fire a gun! It's not safe!" Well... Yeah... I think that's the point of guns, regardless of gender...

Even if the story with the kids computer is several years old, from how it’s worded, it sounds like the kids account was banned because he had cracked ALL of the games that he owned. That means he didn’t pay Steam AT ALL for the games, and that could be several hundred dollars , if not more, depending on how many there where.

Inspecting a bus and listening to rSlash can’t argue

People who make provably false allegations should get as much jail time as who they are accusing were he/she to be arrested.

Bro my grandma is 73 served in the AIRFORCE and she and my grandpa go to the shooting range a lot

This man's voice was all I heard when I finally caught that golden stag in animal crossing. Thanks to this ever so glorious man, I now have the golden bug net recipe.

When you think it’s innocent until proven guilty, but then Child protective services flips the script everytime, ok maybe not everytime.

Bruh lying in bed in the dark listening to rslash at 4am is what I look forward to everyday.

If my partner gave me 1M dollars then report me to police as a child abuser, I'd contest that claim and worst case scenario I'd bail out of jail

I honestly don't get how with just an accusation, OP#1 has been taken away from his children, yet it took an ENTIRE few months to "realize" the mother was the wrong one here. Like srsly, she threw MANY accusations. I'm just feeling they're being as smart as Among Us randoms.

Ex: *Files multiple false reports on OP* Also ex: "Want to work with me again?" OP: *"Fuck you!"* Ex: *Surprised Pikachu Face*

Random Karen: would you like to have a bad day and been annoyed for the rest of the day? Me: No Karen: would you like to?

That “fuck you!” Brings a tear of joy to my eye. 9:44

*Grabs oreo* *Grabs blanket* *Puts on earphones* Let's go 😗✨

Ngl i pulled a all nighter and its 35 min till I start school so I'm just zoning out while watching this vid

I have very long school days, I go to school at half 8 am and I don't leave tell 6pm, because I have to do after school study from 4 to 6 and study is really boring, and to just have my headphones and listen to your stories every day and listen to past stories just makes it sm easier

How do people not get charged or arrested for making false claims that could ruin someone life!!!??

I heard tortoise I immediately thought to mario Jump on it

Yo I'm so early gotta love Rslashes content

Saudi Arabian women couldn’t drive CARS until very recently, and still have to cover up, have a male escort in public, and cannot publicly touch someone they aren’t related to or married to or else they’re thrown in jail. If he’s never been abroad before, a badass woman riding a snowmobile, guiding people through the icy wilderness, and flawlessly handling a gun must’ve SHATTERED his worldview.

Women who make intentional false SA allegations against their husbands should face criminal charges. Especially when they are accuse them of doing it to a child. Disgusting!

Can we PLEASE have another tree law video, I love them so much and I haven’t seen one in a while

I remember one time I was playing the Nintendo switch and the doctor's office no there's woman told me I had to turn off my Nintendo switch because it was unholy she actually approached me a few times but luckily the nurse call my name for my appointment but I know next time someone ever it does that to me again I'm going to stop the game on currently playing and just turn on Doom

shit as a former marine, I have had women out shoot me. there is no reason to expect that a woman couldn't be a sharpshooter. hell I'd trust any Marine male or female to have my back.

finally when an entitled mother actually stopped haraasing an employee, even ig it was for a minute

Only 2 minutes after the video was posted and the amount of comments...

Sorry i was late again. Hope yall have a great day! :)

That must've been their first trip out of Saudi Arabia where women weren't even allowed to drive until recently. Some people go their whole lives thinking the world works just the same way as in their home country

That lifeguard is the real MVP tho

Your videos make my day! I'm really tired after every day so when I come home I can watch your videos and it's so entertaining! Thank you for your videos :)

holy shit, one minute up and already 39 comments!

6:40 At least she's not the type to say "mY sOn'S aN aNgEl yOu'Re LyInG"

as a Saudi Arabian, the story about the entitled saudi dad made me wheeze bc its not how we saudis act, they’re probably qatari

Some parents teach their children of either gender how to safely shoot and care for firearms. Mine did.

It’s really nice to see that some entitled parents have their limits, such as the VAC ban story.

Not letting OP be your tour guide because she’s female is like not letting Gordon Ramsay cook your dinner because that’s a “woman’s job.”

Hey man just want to say that you're the highlight if my day

Make censorship Yugo sounds. Please It would be hilarious

Last is definitely culture related sexism. Had similar happen when I was a photographer. Almost lost a huge sale because a pair of brothers were uncomfortable working with a woman. They came back later with a cousin that was fine, though. So I still made a sale with a decent commission since the portraits (for their college graduation) were very nice.

I call BS on false accusations. How she not in jail for this? also I want a good girl tour guide too!

Early I like how there's already 105 view Just 13 second in release

Aye Caught this one 11m after :D. Keep up the EPIC content.

First story : Op could have played the “Finders Keepers” card. (I love r/entitledparents tysm :). )

Good thing to hear that sexism is getting reduced with new generations.

who dose this kid thing he is. Steam security is the best in the world,

discord squad 😌✨

I’m do happy one of these stories the dad gets custody!!!

Time to sue the cops and her!

I clicked on this video watched half of it then realized i was early and it was uploaded 11 minutes ago....

first!!!

I went through the same thing with DCYF(my daughter's egg donor, i have custody). They wld come, see that everything was fine, leave and close the case. Cops were never involve.

13:10 Lyudmila Pavlichenko’s ghost: *Surprised Pikachu face*

As a tour guide, that sexist BS happens most places to women who are guides and thus in a place of authority. I had a guy hire me, to try to correct me and put me down the whole tour to impress his mistress. He got super pissed when I did not put up with his BS. She enjoyed the tour and tipped me well. He sulked like a big baby.

The last one reminded me of my own personal run in with cultural sexism. Though it was definitely more anger towards women. The guy would treat me like dirt while being polite to my male coworkers. When I rang him up, I tried handing him a coupon and he crumpled it up and threw it at me. It hit my face and I blew up and threw it back and said basically that this job isn't worth the abuse and they either did something about this or I quit and the guy was thrown out and banned after the higher ups found out about how he did this with numerous female employees. I was just the first to fight back. Yall should have seen the look on his(the customers) face though. Almost like he had no idea a woman was even capable of blowing up on him like that. Not my proudest moment but everyone has a breaking point, I suppose. I don't work for that company anymore. (Not related just found a better job) Good Riddance.

Nobody in this video gave their spouse $1M. One guy HELPED his wife's business a great deal, which brought in $75K a year. It would take 13 years for that business to make $1M.

Man that accusatory woman is a lot. Also any time someone makes a sexual misconduct allegation with a minor that minor needs to be checked by a doctor and it's usually extremely invasive and psychologically damaging to the child so falsely accusing something like that is literally child abuse and after the first false accusation she should have been brought on multiple charges.

love your Karen and entitled voice it really brings the realism

Wait what about the older daughter and/or other kids who looks after her/them, OP only said he got custody of the younger 1.

The last story makes me so Embarrassed of my country, like whats the problem is the girl had a gun? Lmao

A false allegation can be harmful in both ways: 1. It can ruin the life of the target who is getting false allegated and 2. It can make real allegations from real victims harder to believe.

13:09 entitled father:“Women can’t shoot guns!” Lyudmila Pavlichenko: *exists*

Getting rid of someone with false accusations of abuse like that, can easily backfire as it did in that story. Each accusation turning up false just turns the authorities eyes on the accuser and makes them look more and more abusive. That much insistence to get rid of someone has to have a reason and that many false accusations really looks bad. By pushing so hard she really brought losing her kids on herself.

...favorite part was watching the texts float away off center and being more concerned about what was going on. XD

"Will you work with me on my business?" translated: "Will you run a business for me so I can enjoy all the benefits and you deal with all the responsibilities?" "A monkey can do what you did." translated: "I'm certain I can do what you did and will fire you so you have no claim to the money you helped me to make." "Will you work together with me again?" translated: "I've realized that I can't run the business as well as you do and, rather than learn how to run the business as well as you do, I want you to come back, fix all the issues, make me all the money and let me go back to my lavish, lazy lifestyle where I never had to worry about anything."

My favorite part is when the dad says, BuT WoMeN CaN't ShOoT GuNs. LOL