r/Entitledparents My Kids Need A Place To Live, So GIVE ME YOUR HOUSE! 😇🙏 

Sorry for the late publish

I'm Christian and so is my family. We have never treated a child or adult like in the first story. That person was just horrible! Edit: I love the fact that there are so many stories of good interactions between religious and non-religious people. This is how I wish all people could act.

Lady: “we aren’t heathens!!!” Also Lady: *refuses to feed five year old for not folding her hands properly*

That mom in the first story was like "Oh, this innocent child made an honest mistake? Time to commit CHILD ABUSE"

EM forgot the main rule that Jesus said in the Bible “love everyone unconditionally”

It never fails to infuriate me when divorcing spouses (hell, even just split up parents) use kids as pawns. Your child is NOT a play piece to be used as if they have no opinions, emotions or feelings. Adults suck.

As a Christian We don’t claim that Entitled Mom, there are tons of Christians that don’t pray before eating. Also, who starves a 5 year old and lies about it, crazy lady Edit: Holy crap, 1k?! This got more attention than I thought

Karen: "You're going to hell!" God: *Oh the irony*

Who the heck tells a 5 year old they’re going to hell?!?!

"Do you have kids?" "No I don't, and I'm glad if having a kid means becoming as sucky as you are." Disclaimer: That is only meant for Karens and I'm sure most parents are just great.

"Remember that time when Jesus stole food from a child and told him he was going to hell?"

"This time Karen did not get the kids" OMG, how can just a sentence feel so sweet and satisfactory? just hearing it felt like the sky opened and all the light in the universe gently showered the land... we need more stories like this.

Sister: "Can I live in your house?" Mom: "Come on, you're being unreasonable!" OP: *"No."* SIster and Mom: "No, that's not how you're supposed to play the game."

"Asking my mom to reason is like asking my cat to stop shoving things off of horizontal surfaces". Brilliant!! I will start using that one from now on!!

The mom in the first story was absolutely terrible. Religion can make people crazy. My church of many years was destroyed terrible people.

i can't believe how many bosses genuinely think it's okay to take money out of the workers earnings if a customer doesn't pay, it isn't the workers fault, it's a illegal for a reason. they must bank on the workers not knowing that it's illegal or that even if they do their too scared to report it.

Fun Fact: If your a Christian who says “you’re gonna go to hell if (insert reason)” you’re more likely to go to hell then the person because in religion no one can put themselves in the position of God and determine where they will go, which is what their doing by saying so.

"Do YoU hAvE kIDs?" "No, I have self control."

Karen: You could stay in YOUR house with us and you don't have to find a new place to live. I did a double take too. I had to go back and listen closely to what you said just to make sure I heard her right and I'm still confused. How do you expect someone to give up their own house for you?!?! That lady's just all kinds of messed up and so is the mother if she's gonna agree to that.

“Yeah, so give me your house.” “No? I just bought it myself” “WHy? I WouLD LEt yoU LivE WItH uS.” “Wtf? No!” *”Unreasonable”*

Who invites a 5 year old to dinner, then not let them eat, because they didn't do something that's part of your religion and not theirs

Imagine being the girl in the newspaper story reading it herself. He barely called her Karen's daughter, it was always 'pretty girl'.

“You’re going to HELL!” “Okay, meet you in there!”

That first story made my blood boil! 16:34 Aww... Poor kid :'( He didn't deserve that kind of treatment. How can someone live with themselves with the knowledge that they cause harm to defenceless children??

Normal people: "No." Karens:

"I'll let you live in the house with me and my kids as a compromise" oof. That first sister is nuts. So basically she wanted free rent and I'm going to assume here that she'd expect OP to pay the utilities since it's in her name. Smh. Greetings R/slash from Jamaica.

"You're such a horrible daughter!" You raised me Since SOMEONE couldn't tell THIS IS A JOKE*

REMEMBER EVER ONE IT 5 DAYS TILL R/SLASH'S BIRTHDAY REMEMBER TO WISH HIM A HAPPY BIRTHDAY

"Sure Sis, you can move into my house. The rent is $(20% more than my mortgage) plus utilities."

If I ever got something like the last story, and then got that "Do you have kids" question, I would respond with "You being a parent doesn’t mean you get to boss around childless adults."

Things that people own: *Exist* Karens/EP: I’ll take ur entire stock

"this time Karen did not get the kids" LEGENDARY

I love how people call children a "blessing" like millions of kids weren't conceived on accident one drunk day/night

Karen:I would like full custody. Dad: Reverse card. Judge:Dad gets full custody. OP:This time Karen did not get the kids.

“I’m single and have 2 dogs and a cat” Lemme refrase that “I’m single with 3 baby’s”

5:30 Yeah it was the same for me, I was like "Oh not only she wants to live in the house, she wants it only for herself? Bye felicia"

“After he finished, the mom looked at me and said-“ Ad: Make your holidays special at Ross!

"are you here to deliver the paper?" "Papers, ms. Karen, papers. As in legal papers"

Cat knocking things down is funny to watch. My cat that passed sometime back would knock hats off the wall.

She really wanted to make her sister homeless and thought that she was in the right. XD Thank god she finally came back to her right mind and offered a **generous** compromise.

I wasn’t “bamboozled” by the second story I knew exactly what the sister wanted hence why the story is in entitled parents

Karen: oh your here to deliver the paper? Person: no karen im here to SERVE you papers

The second story is a different way of weaponizing Reddit.

I wasn’t bamboozled about thinking the sister meant the whole time that she would move in _with_ OP, but how tf the sister could even THINK that she could just shove OP out of their OWN house.

"Remember that part of the Bible where Jesus stole food from a child and then told the kid that he was 'going to hell'" -Rslash OML 😂 I'm WHEEZING

No thanks, I rather donate my house to a *different* wild animal

The last story when the kid flenched may be some sign of abuse

Wow, that paper delivery story escalated quickly.

The last story, I hated when people would tell me I knew nothing about parenting because I was not a parent myself. Like there is some magic basement that parents of newborns go to before they have their first child and get all this secret information. And now I am a Dad of three, and really some of the best advice I get, is from people who are just naturally reasonable people. Nothing to do with them being parents or not.

I don't understand how a mother can think that one child should give everything to his/her brother/sister. Especially when the first child worked hard to buy whatever.

RU-vid: 21 comments Me: Can I see them? RU-vid: _No_

I can relate to the first 2 stories. When I was a kid, my friend walked me home from school because I was a little scared being alone. Found out her mother beat her and then tried to call my mom saying I beat her kid up. My mom knew better. My own sister is jealous of me because I've never had trouble finding a partner and my now husband treats me like a princess after the 25 years of abuse from my own family. She hates we don't work, we've no kids and we basically do what we want to.

If that mother treated me like, I'd leave her house immediately and say "don't ever talk to me again!" And and I refuse her invitation forever

The "Christian Prayer" scene - really bad way to teach kids about Christianity (explains why there's been a decline, both in terms of numbers and morality though). There's only three times a year that I do any kind of praying (outside of any time I go to church, which is very little) - Easter, Thanksgiving, and Christmas - as my Grandma wants someone to say Grace, and we usually keep it short - Thanks for the food, thanks for them that made it, and asking the big guy to watch over those who couldn't make it, and also (especially if the weather looks bad) to watch folks on their travels. As for the "Mother Needing a Place to Live" - that Mother could have worked something out if she agreed to pay for part of the bills and otherwise contribute to the home. My own mother lives with me and she helps out by paying for part of the bills, food, and driving me around (I can't drive).

There is no possibility that those “Christians” are going to Heaven

*Sees the paper story* Me: “Hey, I’ve seen this one. It’s a classic!” New Watchers: “What are you talking about? It’s brand new.”

jason? jason? jason? JASON? JASON? JASON? JASON?! JASON?! JASON?! love the reference

rSlash: doesn’t post Me: *panik* rSlash: posts Me: *crisis averted*

"What a horrible daughter you are for embarrassing me in front of SO many people!" ...she's worried about some reputation from nameless, faceless internet people? Really? Man, stories like this make me REALLY appreciate my mother. If we were out in public and I felt embarrassed (teenagers are always embarrassed), she'd look around and say, "Are you ever going to see these people again? No? So don't worry about it." It really did put things into perspective and genuinely did make me feel better. People really don't give a shit unless they're your neighbors or something.

That one OP probably saved the "Pretty Girl" from tons of abuse from her mom. All because he happened to be the guy who took over the route.

Wait so in the second story, the mum was saying how she was being embarrassed by people knowing but if she thinks she is in the right then it is not embarrassing, as well as this she then goes on to tell their relatives, so hypocritical!

I think i have a problem... I'm addicted to rslash...

The sister and kids wanting to move into sister’s house: is the all-female version of the “Do it for Dan” story. And it makes no sense. If entitled sister lives in a two bedroom apartment and ended up sharing the three bedroom house with her sister, she would still be left with two rooms.

"I need your house and since I have these kids you need to pay for the mortgage while I sit on my butt for free! Now Give me your house. Oh by the way you can come live with me."

The girl with the house reminds me of my grandma. Shes the kind of person that expects you to offer them any and everything you have at all times. She also has this really bad habit of making every little thing about herself. Ive been having medical problems, but I dont like talking about it around her, because after every sentence of what i go through of treatment, she has twenty more about her experience being old diabetic and rickety. Anyway, on my last birthday I had just gotten out of the hospital earlier that week and my mom plucked a metal flower crown from her own collection and gave it to me because it matched a pretty dress i wanted to wear and she told me i could keep it. I love that crown and wear it all the time like a headband. Of course, as soon as grandma saw it, she went on and on about how much she liked it. Then one day, when im not wearing it, we were talking about what we want for christmas and she says she wants my crown. Not one like it. Mine. She even sat there kinda expecting me to run and go get right there. I kinda laughed it off, but she still brings it up all the time. I told her if i had bought it myself, id have given it to her, but it was a gift from mom. Mom knows what shes like so she gets why i lean on that excuse time and time again. But even if i am leaning, it really was a birthday gift from my mother after i got out of the hospital. She will never even pry the crown from my cold dead hands. I just dont understand some people who can be so deaf to the most basic idea of "it doesnt belong to you"

MOM I KNOW IM A FULL GROWN ADULT BUT SISTER IS BEING SELFISH!!!

that first story makes me think, if hell is real how many Christians go to it, and have an outrage that basically has them say "i'm a Christian there is literally no way that they could of done anything wrong. I believed in god, HOW COULD THE LORD DO THIS TO MEEEEEE"

"If you are just as confused as I am, hit the like button!" I see what you did there, rSlash.

I think I commented this on another channel, but the "TV" Karen reminded me of another old story of a Karen who was in a dept store behind a couple of teen girls trying to use their dad's credit card to buy some stuff. Upon overhearing that the kids' card was actually their dad's, Karen intervened at checkout, preventing the cashier from accepting the card. Her reasoning? Not that she felt they were using the card without permission (though that does remain possible); but rather that, in her own house, Karen's children were not permitted to use her credit card, and so she was enforcing her personal house rule on someone else's child. SHE ACTUALLY ADMITTED THIS IN HER POST. Then had the gall to ask AITA?

5:15 yes I thought that too when i heard they legitematley meant that he would move out I lost a little more hope in humanity

"If you were confused like I was let me know by hitting the like button" nice try Rslash, but I already hit the like button

Lady: we believe in god *everyone looks to god* God: I dont know these people

imagine trying to pretty much take someone’s house that they paid for 😂😂😂 OP’s sister is a clown

i got the perfect add at the perfect time"the entitled mon look at me and said JIMMY JOHNS IS A SANDWICH PLACE " im dying bro

If I could hug the paper girl I would. Her mom is insane. I always hope for the best.

Me who wasn't confused about the second story: Smort

RU-vid: rSlash posted Me: *I A M S P E E D*

The funny thing is I'm Christian and I don't even pray before I eat

Many years ago when I was a lot younger, my wife and I (serious church goers) were invited to a youth group dinner by a couple who went to a different type of church. We received our meals and, forgetting about grace, I started to tuck in right away (we never said grace at home - never got into the habit). Immediately everyone went totally silent, and I looked up to see a fellow glaring right at me. I can still see his face to this day, 45 years later! I then realised that I should have waited for grace. I was quite embarrassed and never went back to that couple's house again. I decided that their particular church didn't worry about how they treated visitors. If it happened to me today, I would have said, "I know I forgot the grace, but I don't think much of you people embarrassing me for it, and I'm sad that you are not showing me basic Christian love and tolerance for my mistake.."

“I’m here to deliver justice” Can’t stop myself from laughing and I’ll show my friends this when I get the chance

Nice right when my class is about to start

Oh that Paper story had a satisfying ending

This is probably a small thing overall, but I love how well rSlash can transition from just talking in his regular voice to his Karen voice. Had that in the back of my mind for a while, but the thought popped up again during the newspaper story.

Karen: **claims that she is Christian whilst being rude, crazy, racist, sexist, homophobic, etc. towards other people** Satan: **starts having thoughts on why he betrayed God and starts regretting it**

Second story about sister wanting OP's bigger house for her children. Children are a blessing, but if you can't afford to house and feed them etc. then don't have them or at least limit the number that you have. It's not anybody else's job to finance them.

For people accosiating us Christians with these people please tell me why

I was at a friends place for dinner when I was maybe 5. I had finished my glass of water really fast and my friend pointed it out to their dad. The dad replied with "well she can go without then. She isnt getting any more." So I ran out crying

2:29 People who haven't read the bible: *intense sweating*

I despise people who say "well if you don't have kids then you know nothing". I don't have kids. HOWEVER, I was the primary caregiver to two children both under age 5. For just over 11 months, I was the one who put them to bed, got them up for school, did the housework, got them from school, cooked dinner, potty trained the 2 year old. I was 20 at the time and it was a very unexpected turn of events. I managed it though. So, no, I don't have kids, but I have experienced raising them and know what it entails. Hence why I never had my own. The kids are 19 and 15 now. I might not have experienced what it's like to love my child and have that mother and child bond, BUT, neither did the mother to these two kids 🙄. Plenty of mothers out there unfortunately don't experience a "mothers love" towards their kids, so, don't lecture me about how I know nothing. I was dumped in the deep end with 2 kids I didn't know and suddenly became their full time unpaid caregiver. No, I don't have kids, but I'm also not an idiot, I know how to raise them. Get out of here with the whole " you don't have kids, you don't know what it's like".

I too was thrown off my the sister thinking that OP would just give her the house and find residents elsewhere. If I were OP, I’d let the sister move in if she took over the lease and all payments. Watch how quickly that conversation would be shut down 😂

For the 2:22 the religion they are in Baptist, it believes if you do one bad thing your soul will ripped and destroyed by the devil in hell. Which is why I chose to be Christian, it's a lot more forgiving lol

"Jason, Jason, JASON!!!!" MY brain: "SHAAAUUUNNNN!!!!"

I hope everyone is having a great day today. Thank you Rslash for the daily uploads.

Remove from the school's roster only until her daughter graduates? I think she should be removed permanently. She's blatantly terrible. You can't send a student to the office just because you don't like them. If a teacher ever did that to me, I would tell the principal "She just walked in and said I had to go to the office. I don't know why." If I got challenged, I would insist that he ask the teacher, because "I can't explain anything further until I know what reason she gives for it." Because I don't think any teacher can get points for saying "Because they have the job I want my daughter to have."

I just remembered a story: So there's this jungle gym place I liked to go to when I was like 3-7 and this happened when I was 5, so I used to think I was a specific cartoon character and that cartoon character liked red so everything I touched HAD to be red. And in that jungle gym there were this tire swing things but they didn't have holes in them and there were two colour options, red and blue. I picked red (Obviously) and I began swinging but literally seconds after I started swinging this mother came up with her son who looked to be about 3 or 4 and said "Hey, can you get off? my son wants to swing." I said "No." and continued swinging and she said "It's my son's turn." and when I think about that again I think "Bitch, I just started swinging and I don't know who the fuck you or your son is and if you paid attention there is one exactly like this swing inside of the structure and right next to this one (The swings were outside the structure right next to the coat hangers)" and she said "It's lower to the ground." (They were literally the exact same amount from the ground.) I got mad and got off and being the petty-ass bitch I still am today watched them from under a the swing area and thought violent thoughts about the mother. (I was a gruesome child, still very gruesome today.)

We are evolving, just backwards!

op sister: *use confusion* rslash: *it hurts itself with confusin*

That is it. Late again. You gona hear from my lawyer!

NO MATTER WHAT sector she claims to be from no Christian will ever claim her because that is just wrong on so many levels.

My first job was a paper route. I enjoyed it for the same reason, and the customers were mostly nice (I once got a nice explanation from an old woman who told me to put the newspaper on the table on her porch, as if she bent down, she would likely fall over), but my supervisor was not. When I told him my family were going on vacation for two weeks, he came by our house and told my mother that I would have to stay home (I was 13 at the time). My mother politely said "wait here" and she came back with a cast-iron frying pan and told him that that was ridiculous to let a 13 year old stay alone for two weeks and that she would brain him if he didn't leave off. Guess what? I got the time off, and had two weeks of fun at the beach. My mum was great, not only at this, but she was a fairly early feminist. My primary school published names of mothers as "Mrs Joe Blow", and she marched into the office and said "I do NOT have my husband's name!" This was in the 1970s, so this was fairly out-of-date by then, but the school still did it. (They stopped the next year.)