r/FacePalm - Baby Name Trends... 😐 

You: exist Humanity: and I took offense to that

I read that a 'glorifying eating periods'.

@@Gay_satanic_clown I don’t wanna think about what that would mean

​@@Gay_satanic_clownThanks for that horrifying thought

You’re welcome, I have practiced

Sniff snuff don't try to bluff

Sounds like bliss to me LOL

And I’m like, “Click I haven’t showered in a week. …are your scent glands working ok??” 🤣

I’m hoping he makes it to my house in America. He can break in and smell this old lady any time he wants. 😂🤣😂❤️

*_Sniff Sniff_* nothing creepy at all oh yes Indeed, just Cliccy Wiccy smelling is Audience that smell absolutely amazing

*nonconsensually

same

He would have smelled me not sleeping thanks to fireworks being launched past 3AM 😢

​@@TheNomad94 noncommittaly*

​@@TheNomad94 uh actually it's "uhnkoncentshoewalllee"

My friends would answer with something worse than Click out of context could ever come with but it's a funny thing to send to someone who hasn't already shown how unhinged they could be... 😂

So what was their reaction?

@@DEATHSIMBRACE Well, it became a conversation about fertilizer... 😂

I'm also Autistic and wore a leash as a toddler because I would run into traffic and climb things I shouldn't have. Same with my brother Neither my brother or I would be alive if it weren't for those leashes. Leashes keep kids safe.

Yep. Like don't misuse it (I've seen a parent "tell" their kid to stop walking by yanking the leash backwards so hard the kid fell down), but other than that it is a safety feature.

I've mostly seen it used by people who are wrangling large numbers of kids and the youngest one or one that's at a specific wandering age is a concern. If you have to split your attention it totally makes sense to tether your kids and before we had directly tethered to parent we had tether the kids together. Maybe people forgot about that.

laughcries in hormonal imbalance at age nine throws back a drink And there's gonna be some of us who never achieve that, but we HOPEFULLY get medication to help us out. And we no longer get stigmatized for seeking help which is great!

Not to mention you need specific size of a hole that the baby will come out of and sure, we know about some births that went right but whoever remembers the percentage of the gone wrongs? Babies stuck in the middle of a birth, "mums" with spines forever damaged due to weight, lifethreatening anemia, all the psychological issues. As well as stillbirths as "mum" couldn't sustain both her and baby's life, how many of babies born will be alive in nature without 100% formula diet, etc.

Teen births are much higher % likely to go wrong or result in death or mom or baby. Your bones aren't even done growing.

@@ontheline3421 The mother of Henry VII was 13 when she gave birth to him. She was one of the most politically valuable heiresses in England, but he was her only child because the birth injured her so badly, her body never properly healed.

The whole biological determinism argument of these creeps is absurd to begin with: You can die shortly after you are born. It's possible, but that does not mean it is intended by nature or desired by humans. And even if an age is reached at which pregnancy would be physically possible without any problems, that does not mean that it's mentally sensible and/or socially and culturally desirable. That would also mean that nature wants me to attack people and take their stuff as soon as I am physically able to.

I hope he recovers well and with no lasting issues. And I hope you're able to find relief for yourself for all the stress, worry, and helplessness.

My ex husband and I had measles in 2013. Some Woke mother brought her (proudly) unvaccinated children into McDonald’s, while sick. WE were 49 & 51. My fever was so high I couldn’t comprehend the spoken word.

And this is, by far, the biggest risk from antivaxxers. Yes, they are an immediate threat to the people who CANT be vaccinated, but in the long term, they are going to bring back a lot of diseases that have largely been wiped out and, since they are now spreading again, those diseases are going to change enough that those of us who ARE vaccinated are no longer immune. Sooner or later, these numbnuts are going to be directly responsible for another global pandemic and it wont be something as comparatively benign as Covid.

As a reminder, you need to take the tetanus booster (dtap) every 10 years to have a good whooping cough protection. You'll likely never get reminded again.

Poor guy, I've had it and it really is terrible. That fear when you wake up at night thinking you're gonna asphyxiate. I think reacted badly to the vaccine as a toddler, which is why they never finished my immunization. Hope he gets better soon!

The just response is that when the child changes their name, the parents have their name changed to the offending name. I exclude trans dead names as parents would have no clue, they were wrong.

@@JenniferMullaly-yd7kj Sounds like a good punishment to me. Depending on severity of the name, it could be temporary or permanent. (Minimum 1 month for a name that’s just kind of silly or not a name, and a few years at least for a really bad name, like the one this poor kid got.

​@@theawkwardpotato1973where would something like "Raiphlegh" fall?

@@zuzanabartekova4823 I would say things that somewhat resemble normal names would be on the lighter end of the spectrum but I’d give a little bit longer of a sentence on that one just bc it’s a real r/tragedeigh moment.

It reminds me of someone who was a teacher and they had a student come to them before class started and they were busy with other things. The student kept pointing at the roll saying "this is me. I'm here" several times until the teacher finally noticed and looked at the roll. His name was "Moron"

My mom wishes leashes were a thing when I was a small, because I was a wanderer. With a leash, you can give your kid the ability to roam around and look at/do things, but *not* the ability to wander off and get lost.

Either that or she is an actual robot. I couldn't believe that being done over a full day, let alone a week

15 billion seconds is 475.33 years. Phones haven’t been around that long.

Look at that face. I'd believe she did it for real.

​@@crimsondragon2677 if we are talking about 21:29 then it's only 27k times, so it's not that big amount of time, I believe it was possible to make these calls in a week. Still hella lot and was probably done by a program, but at least is possible.

I will say, not to defend it, but I have seen people have manic episodes where they don't sleep for literal days. If she was having an episode like that, you don't need to account the time for sleep, and it becomes a lot more possible and a lot sadder. Given the crime, I don't think that's off the table.

I dont understand that argument, outside there are a multitude of different things that could be considered dirty, or make your shoes dirty. And if someone do not walk inside with shoes, then there is a limited amount of dust that could be there, while it is impossible to walk outside without picking up anything on your shoes.

Following her own logic she should take off her shoes if she's so worried about them getting dirty

I learned that it is wasted Energy and time to satisfy parents. They will always find something that they dont Like. Its totally fine to send your parents Home, if they disappoint you. Own Appartement means that youre close to or above maturity. They may still see you as a Child, but you are not a Child anymore. I was invited to my best Friend' Wedding years ago, but i didnt had any "Wedding appropiate" clothes (was in my late 20s, early 30s). I ask my parents If they have old pieces that i could wear (Same size as my father) - if not, i could simply buy stuff, but why paying Money for a suit that you wear probably once? I told them that i only need a suit, no tie....i told them that TWICE. I heavily dislike stuff hanging around my neck xD What was the first i saw when they arrived and opened the Trunk? Several ties. Even tried to talk me into wearing them. Was so angry that i went back into my Appartement and told them to drive home - 3h driving. It wasnt the first time that they completely ignored my words and thought i would ignore it, but that incident really made me angry. My father is still pissed about that and is reluctant to come in, even If they are invited. Bought comfortable, appropiate clothing later and with my Sunglasses, i looked like a Bodyguard in the Wedding Pictures xD

@@endrek4895 @feuerling I never said her logic was consistent. The punishment I would get for doing the same at her place if I were to ever visit it. Btw I am from a country with almost exclusivly "no shoes indoors"-households. The truth behind it is actually quiet sad. I come from a family where the whims of the parents translate into siblings getting pitted against eachother, trying to gain the approval of their parents and since you can't fulfill contradictive standards and a 0% mistakerate, they all masted trashtalking others. Their insecurities run deep, all blaming eachother, always worried about their image. That's not a reason for me to deal with that generational garbage though.

@@smaragdwolf1 True. I learned it rather early. That example is also about 10 years in the past. If you have good parents they will provide guidens, be proud of what you archive,may critique you but not mock you, or pick a fight about you not wearing a tie. If you have parents that would pick a fight over you not wearing a tie, there is no worthy approval to be optained to begin with. It may seem small just like that, but when it fills your entire life where they try to force you into very specific dress codes, hobbies, behavour, carriers, friendship, partners, having kids and they pick fights even over when to add salt when cooking pasta, it just ain't healthy.

Fr man. 🎉

And if we use the same logic and apply it to men: if a man’s entire body isn’t covered in a thick layer of hair it means he’s a woman.

My wife is fairly hairless as well. She has alopecia that started with her second pregnancy. Her nails are weak. Sadly, shes begun losing the hair on her head now too. Meanwhile i have long blonde curls thicker and stronger than rope. Part of me feels guilty, the other part says Fuck That, 51 and still have hair like a rock star. ....lol

@@GredelsRage Sounds like survivors guilt, in a sense... maybe spend your Hair (little by little) and make her a WIg... would that be sweet or eww, I can't decide xD. Very interresting though as I never heard of alopecia before

seriously. I think the thinking behind this bullshit is "male=dominating, surpressing, violating women" and that makes consent not male ... so gay. I really think that is the disgusting train of thought behind it. patriarchy brings forth the most nausiating flowers...

Nice

Hey, maybe this is a dumb question, but do you have any idea why the penguins got so big? I was under the impression that cold usually drives that, so penguins in warmer climates tend to be a lot smaller.

@@eyesofthecervino3366 you’re correct that the cold is a driving factor in enhanced growth. marine creatures that live in polar waters grow a lot larger than their warmer water counterparts and have an increased longevity. as for the penguins, i believe that happened because of the warmer temperature then. i said antarctica was a rainforest, right? you can imagine the sort of temperatures needed for that to happen. animals around that time (and before, like the dinosaurs and the giant insects) were all a lot larger than they are today because of that temperature (and lack of seasons) and the metabolic differences to now it brought (ie, warmer temperatures mean faster metabolism, meaning the animals could grow a lot bigger). no one is entirely sure why the giant penguins went extinct, since they went before the last ice age, but one theory is that they were beaten out by the pinnipeds (ie the seals). sorry if this seems rambly and weirdly worded. it’s half seven in the morning and i’m so tired lmao

I'm pretty sure Pangea was way before the dinosaurs, by the time the first dinosaurs appeared there was at least 2 continents as far as I know... the giant insects were possible because the oxygen was more concentrated in the atmosphere so it was easier to get supposedly, no idea if the big non-insectoid creatures had any connection with that or not.

@@spiker.ortmann pangea has technically happened about five separate times over the course of the earth’s history, including during the time of the dinosaurs. it’s a cycle of landmasses coming together then breaking apart through plate shifting. right now, the plates are beginning to shift back together, though it’s a slow but recordable process. and it’s true that there were higher concentrations of oxygen in the atmosphere during that era, but the heat was also a big factor in the colossal sizes, as i said, due to its effect on the metabolism.

The advice is good. It was just phrased poorly.

nice

The story is actually quite sad. It was a stupid joke ( and it is obviously a joke) to her very few followers that blew up. I won't judge that she lost her job at the time, because it was stupid and not very tasteful. But it's time to collectively forget her. It's an old story and she suffered enough from internet hate.

@@hatvielehobbies The fact that she made some other controversial/disgusting tweets in the past, but THIS was the one that made her followers think "Hmmmm that's pretty bad, maybe we shouldn't let this one slide" shows how awful it was. Not just stupid, genuinely horrifying enough to make her 500 inactive followers, who had questionable morals themselves, say something about it.

​@@bellebonebag8096 The joke was distasteful and she had a foul humor. It was around 170 followers at the time based on the New York Times article. And it's not 170 followers getting angry with her and telling on her boss and getting banned by mods, it's one journalist blowing the tweet up to his 15000 followers, going viral under her real name, getting murder threats and trolled all-over the net, getting fired (based on their job appropriate) and dragged through all media. Nothing is punished as harshly as going viral on the internet with being stupid. After 10 years, going through all media it's time to not regurgitate a story, that is still happening every day with anonymous "Internet Karens". While we forgive RU-vidrs within weeks for nearly everything, we can't seem to forget things of private people within 10 years.

@@hatvielehobbies She made a dumb "edgy" joke, trusting that her few followers knew her well enough to understand that she was _mocking_ racist attitudes, and boarded a plane for several hours - only to find out upon landing that she had become the entire internet's "5 minute hate" target of the day, and her whole life was in ruins. It's really a cautionary tale about the dangers of knee-jerk internet outrage.

Feels like that happened last year, but it was years ago already

@@tuffylaw for real though, I heard about it in middle school which was about a decade ago

Joblessness speedrun

Super sad, she meant it as a sardonic comment on racial disparity in medical aid, and wasn’t online to do damage control when people didn’t get the “joke.”

Where did she worked? I'm thinking of being a short-term customer. XD

“You smell different when you’re awake.”

*3AM

Well, where Click it would be 6pm, so people would still be up.

I mean, it's not like you can stop him.

Which part is bothering you? The breaking and entering part, the 2am part or the smelling part?

Internet Nephew-Gay here - I love this, thank you so much for sharing!

@@Trickpants I can't take credit for it. It actually comes from noted sex- and relationship-advice columnist, Dan Savage. Who is also gay, and a few years older than me.

Internet Uncle-Gay here with his gay wisdom... Beautiful 🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈

@@DeadpoolioTheAmazing69 Always glad to help the younger generations (without being creepy, natch).

Repent to meet god THEN TURN HIM INTO A GAY FURRY LET THE PATHOWOGEN SPREAD

My parents put me on a leash. 😂 I'm turning 35. So leash babies have been a thing for ages. I also leash my kid at busy events.

@@pineapplepapercrafts I was born in the early 80's and kids on leashes were pretty common. Hell, my parents had one for me because I wouldn't stop running off. Given the kind of trouble kids can get themselves into, I think child leashes are just responsible parenting.

My uncle used to lock my grandparents and his siblings in the house and wander around town in just his diapers. The police brought him home more than once.

@@pineapplepapercrafts They were a thing when I was a baby (I'm now 62) and mum had a leather one with a cute rabbit picture on the front. I used it for my own daughter as well - she's 30 - and passed it on to a neighbour for her own 2 children earlier this century. It's called being sensible and looking after your kids (you never know when one will dart out into the road in front of an oncoming vehicle, unless you've got hold of them tomorrow might be their funeral).

There SHOULD HAVE BEEN leashes in the 1970s. However I had an angel on my shoulder, when I wandered off often. I could always find my parents, with an unholy sense. Also I was easy to find. Books, music, toys.

I love that.

yippee 3 birthdays!

Hell yeah!!!

My grandpa celebrated two birthdays, because one was real and one was a mistake in his documents😂

Only 362 more to go until she has them all

god I love the sudden language change 🤣 very kind and accommodating of them!

Oh, hi! I'm Swedish

Such rascals lmao

When me and my twin sister were like 2 y.o. our dad lost me in a crowd during later days of Velvet revolution. He went to the stage and asked announcer to as people to search for me. He said I didn't even cry.... I guess I already knew he is unreliable mess.

​@@Ikajo Same here

That is true, but it's also recommended rhat an expecting mother get a Tdap booster during her pregnancy so that the antibodies from the vaccination get transfered to the child. (my mom got a nasty case of whooping cough a few months ago because she wasn't up to date on her boosters, so friendly reminder to go get one!)

@@SpringStarFangirl Oh wow, I had a Tdap booster last April and I completely forgot those existed. Whoops!

I don't know when the whooping cough vaccine was made, but it certainly wasn't in the early 80s when I was born. I was a very young toddler (maybe just under a year) when I caught the whooping cough. There was no vaccine. There was no medication for it geared towards children, much less young children. I had to be given the only medicine available for it (which was geared for adults only), which was a very large pill and which I had to swallow whole. It could not be cut, crushed, or mixed with anything else. If it wasn't for my grandfather who figured out how to safely give me the medicine, I most likely wouldn't be here today. It's a miracle I survived. I'm really grateful my nephew and other young family members are vaccinated against this at a very early age. I just wish it was available when I was born.

​@@Shinigami2c2I looked it up and the first Pertussis vaccine was developed over six years starting in 1932 by Leila Denmark. Speaking of, fun fact, Denmark herself lived to be 114 years old.

@@Flashlight237 I just looked her up myself. She was certainly a remarkable woman with an equally remarkable career. And the vaccine became available in my country in the 1940s. I know I got all my shots on time, but I still got whooping cough and nearly died from it. Now knowing what I do, I probably would have died even with the medication if I didn't get the vaccine.

I mean, any child star could be trans as long as they came out before becoming an actor. Still none of anyone’s business but possible

As a child that would have been a stain on the asphalt if my parents hadn't put a leash on me, this!

I would go a bit further and argue, that not only some Kids need a leash xD There are many adults that should be forced to wear a shockcollar and a leash, to make sure they dont do something stupid and behave. Imagine 2 dogs aggressively barking at each other, hold Back by their Owners.... now replace dogs with adult people.

I was walked on a leash as a toddler. I wore a harness & everything. Nothing wrong with keeping over-inquisitive wee children safe

My twin sister and I were terrors as toddlers. Our leashes were tied together so we couldn't go running off in opposite directions.

My mom used a harness. I only know this because I've seen the harness. It left no lasting impression on me. Totally harmless way to keep little kids safe that's been around for decades. (I'm pushing 50)

I hope you don't let them take her outside again. In my country, a family looked away from their toddler for less than a minute, and she went through bushes, got run over by a car

My Mom had my nephew in a harness when some stranger sniffed, “You’re treating that child like a dog.” Without missing a beat my Mom responded, “Normally, I let him play in traffic but I’m in a hurry today.”

@@TheGryphonLJJ "I wish, dogs have a greater sense of self preservation than toddlers."

WHEN

It's a Dangel

WHERE

lol

YES.

yes

"Oh you swam across the ocean to Ireland? I took a plane because I'm not stubborn" perfect response to the scenario.

I just invented teleportation to get to Ireland. Swimming is for losers who can't figure out 1+1.

@@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV Pretty sure that's 11, so us plane people also know the answer.

My life was whipping and destroying my disabled body to "keep up" with my able bodied classmates by not taking the breaks they afforded their normal not riddled with chronic pain bodies as well as working extra hours. I ignored my limitations, or my profs did, and I burned out as a dumpster fire with my prof toasting marshmallows on the flames. 0/10 do not recommend. Plus, nothing was ever good enough for Dad. Imagine your support system continuing to raise the pole vaulting bar and shortening the pole when you could never clear it the first time. 😐

@@Just1Nora That sucks. Hopefully you're doing better now!

why are you reminding me edit: ow

No one cares about me but the rest is good advice

​@@Darkloid21 People care about you. Probably.

@@Viewer-NaN Nah.

​@@Darkloid21 your username is sick. Therefore, I care

Imagine being 21 and your aunt still puts a leash on you when taking you and your siblings to the city. :P

​@@rolfs2165😂😂

@@rolfs2165 "For old time's sake!"

Oh no a gun man

​@@primaldiglett8073just an oversized glock 18 with human like legs and arms, lol

Oh no here's comes one of throughs "trains" genders *Speeding train kills both lol*

There are also times where the parent doesn't normally drop off the kid at day care or whatever, and just automatically goes about their routine, forgetting that they had the child with them. I was on vacation and started my trip at the same time I go to work. I just immediately started driving toward the office. Just went on autopilot...

​@@bee-loverofbreakfastfoods I've done that, or if I'm going somewhere that intersects with certain parts of my drive to work. I'll just see the turn I usually take coming up and immediately do it lol. Only to realize a second later I'm not going to work

​@@bee-loverofbreakfastfoodsyep, changes of routine, especially when tired, often leads to things being missed, forgotten, skipped, etc. Add in overtired and it's a recipe for disaster.

Mum’s been driving me to school before work for 2 years now. Still sometimes goes to keep going straight on to her school instead of turning to go to mine.

Yeah, they shouldn't have said "Something important." They should have said "something you need during the day." Something you would think to grab before leaving the vehicle no matter what.

I really apreciate this comment for being compassionate and taking the functioning of the human brain into account. this is lovely. I don't have kids. but I have done stupid shit when a routine was changed. brains have their limits. the smart thing is to take that into account.

My dad was worried about forgetting my brother in the backseat, so he'd bring a stuffed animal and buckle it in to the front passenger seat to remind himself. It's just about creating lots of opportunities to be reminded in case you forget.

Yep, the phrasing wasn't the best, but unfortunately parents are often overtired and if the kid is quiet, or even sleeping, they can accidentally be forgotten. And even 15 minutes can be a disaster. I know someone whose parent accidentally did this, thankfully it was a cooler day and the car was in the shade so they were fine.

We need to hold car manufacturers to account for building death ovens. Try walking out of a shopping centre on a 40+C day with three small children you have to get into the car safely. The inside of the car is so hot, touching the metal part of a seat buckle will cause burns. But you can't switch the air con on until everyone is "safely" buckled in because that requires the keys in the ignition and the engine running which makes the car a theft risk while you're not in the driver's seat. We don't need to get into the neurology of how overtired parents will hallucinate that they brought the child into the house from the car because their brain is so desperate, it will do anything to make them lie down and sleep. Just ordinary parents on an ordinary day need better cars for our children's safety.

They used to be very common in the U.K. but they are called reins with the bit on the toddler being a harness. Do the analogy is to a horse not a dog.

I really want to know what he was thinking happens during periods

@@tdelioncourt1268 Considering his complete lack of knowledge of reproductive issues, he was probably basing his conjecture on an episode of Rick and Morty.

I love that women are simultaneously expected to spontaneously combust or something on their period but also “suck it up it’s not that bad”

​​@@meh2510"Fight them with your heavy special time"

Can we consider that it might have been a simple mistake? Maybe someone else ordered a bible, and got three queer books!

@@WarpigA23 That is true. I suppose there is a chance that somehow the orders got mixed up. If that is the case, then they need to go back and figure out exactly what went wrong and fix it so that it never happens again.

​@@WarpigA23If that was the case, I can only imagine what the other person must have been thinking when they got those books instead of their bible.

Mine allows silent alerts where I get the push notification visually and a buzz, but with no sound. I turned the weather ones off entirely. If it's bad enough the sirens sound.

Not worth the stress.

O M G XD

But it's not gay inherently.

and when we switched to computers, where there are no physical letters that could jam ... we still kept the scrambled order. and different scrambles for different languages as well.

There were a few arrangements of letters, mostly based around putting the most used letters on opposite ends of the keyboard. The two most popular in North America were QWETTY and Dvorak. QWERTY came first, and more typewriters were made with it, so it stuck.

Also, it was more ergonomically that way as you could use both hands more/better.

That’s… incorrect. The creator of the typewriter that created the qwerty layout did it by trial and error trying to get it to not jam from typing and not changing his mechanical design.

I use Colemak by the way. Better than most other layouts for English. Balances the language across the hands. For Japanese? Worse than QWERTY is for English (which already puts 70% of your typing on one hand). I can’t speak for other languages, as I never for to a level of fluency that I could gauge such a thing. But yeah, the “people kept jamming it, so QWERTY is designed to slow you down” is incorrect.

And tv 24/7 plus legendary yelling when you want to shut it down at night, when you go out or try to talk seriously with them. Most of my lifechanging talks were between me, my parents and news reporter, lady with a happy period or the Bundies family

It was Christianity for me lol, it's rough even in oppoite directions

@@osheridan i think it really depends where you grew up, i grew up in a Catholic school where everyone was Christian and thought it was absolutely horrible that i didn’t believe in God 💀💀

@@brídeann oof, i may be Christian but strict christian schools deeply concern me 😭

Yeah, I'm learning chinese and that's the type of keyboard I use tp write the characters, it's so good and easy (Although I use the pinyin one, with the roman alphabet since I'm not that good yet 😅)

I was learning Japanese and I set my keyboard so you just type in the English writing of the character and then it translates Ex: type in "ni" turns into に press space button 二

I know romaji exists but the T9 is just a lot easier for Japanese coz I have nightmares about my li turning into ぃ instead of い on pc lol

Isn't there an English smartphone keyboard thingy that lets you swipe upwards instead of needing to press Shift?

Yes but at the same time Japanese characters are naturally grouped as they use sylabes not letters. Japanese don't have alphabet but a grid too

Definitely messed up the quote but oh well.

I don’t get it

@@Darkloid21 Anything and everything to be lazy

@@Splatter5524 ah

Ron Swanson?

r/Aihadastroke should be a subreddit tbh

@@jumpydashgd4699How much effort does it take to make a subreddit?

@@TheDMan2003 idk, I've never made one before, there's probably tutorials if you want to

Thank you for saving me the time!

Yeah, like some parents misuse it (I saw one parent "tell" their kid to stop walking by just jerking the leash backwards so hard the kid fell), but it's a legit safety device when used correctly.

Traffic these days! Roads weren’t as big or fast even 20 years ago!

Yeah When I remember my brother had one of those leashes (one that looked like a backpack with a monkey on it I think) when he was younger Hed wonder away from my mom or whoever we were with (I never had to have one I never liked being by myself to begin with) It's safe for the child especially a toddler because they will run off without saying anything Especially if you are out in public and there are cars near

I always wanted to have my kid on a leash, but I couldn’t find one when my kids were little 😂

Yep, or they misremember and think they already dropped the kid off. It's super easy to be on automatic, especially when tired or distracted, and not remember whether or not you completed steps of your routine.

I read an article once, written by a woman who made that mistake and whose daughter did tragically die that way. It was haunting. She wasn't writing it to try and defend herself, but she wanted to explain how it happened and how her mind was stuck in her routine, so that other people are able to realize that YES, it is a mistake they might make, so they should take these precautions, no matter how ridiculous it might seem on the surface that you might forget all about your child. I felt terrible for her. It must be a crushing amount of guilt to carry with you, and I appreciate that she put herself out there to help keep other kids safe even though I'm sure she must have received plenty of backlash for the article.

I had a dyslaxative moment and thought you had horseshoes for your guests lol

@@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose well they are just for my special guests

@@alberich3099 Well, now I’m jealous

This whole comment thread was peak.

Yep, like there are valid reasons to homeschool. Not wanting your kids to learn about their bodies, evolution, and world history is not it though. Like I've met someone who was homeschooled up to 14 due to some condition she was born with that affected her spine and meant she needed surgery every 3 months until she stopped growing taller (sooner if she hit a growth spurt), and she'd be in the hospital for 2 weeks each time. Regular school doesn't really work for that. I also met someone who was homeschooled for religious reasons and her entire history education was reading the bible. When she turned 18 she had no idea what the president was (not who was the president, she didn't know anything about the US government), and knew basically nothing about her body. No, not just anything related to the reproductive system, the only internal organs she knew about were brain, lungs, heart and stomach. Thankfully she managed to get out from under their control, get a GED, and was applying to nursing school around the time we knew each other.

Emkayyyyy?

Also, if I'm not mistaken, if someone has a child as a product of incest, it's really likely that there are gonna be genetic and development conditions in the offspring, and an higher chance of having the child dying young due to these problems. Edit: but even if the invest didn't generate children, it still has the same problems that you pointed out before.

Dont know if what you said is the case, but what I know is that potential children produced by incest have (depending on how geneticly close the parents are) only a limited gene pool and genetic conditions that would otherwise not materialize, because they are recessive, appear. So its primarily bad because of people that actively get damaged by it (the children)

Normal people also have an innate aversiveness towards your siblings and close relatives, and are naturally drawn to people with a different accent/looks than ourselves because it's genetically bad with incest. It decreases survivability by a lot.

A couple of points: People who are genetically very closely related have an instinctive preference for each other's company. When they grow up together, this becomes normal familial love, or is overridden by negative family relationships, but when close relatives meet for the first time as adults, this preference can easily become romantic/sexual attraction. This is why kids who were adopted or have adopted siblings need to know about their family - there have been a number of cases documented where two people were married and had children together and then found out they were siblings, or occasionally other close relatives. Considering that most people don't ever do a DNA test with their spouse, it's likely that many more cases have existed that just never knew they were related. A second point: sibling incest was much more likely to lead to damaged babies back when people lived in small tribes and villages and nobody moved out or moved in for hundreds of years at a time. If your family tree looks kind of ladder-shaped because your ancestors haven't met someone who wasn't related to them in the past 300 years, then the probability of incest leading to bad consequences becomes much higher. In modern society, where people move to the other side of the planet on a whim, a couple in their early twenties who are full siblings (but whose parents were not related at all) and have a baby together are less likely to produce a baby with a genetic defect than a couple in their late forties who are unrelated. Incest is still a bad idea, but our strong instinctive disgust for intimacy with siblings evolved in the time when we lived in very close tribes and the potential risks were much higher than they are now.

I hate to be the Party pooper here, but trauma can, indeed cause asexuality and aromanticism (I don't know if there is anything else that can evolve due to trauma). Still, even for aro or ace, trauma isn't necessarily the reason, so if this was your statement and I just misunderstood, I apologise.

I mean, names sure are boring most of the time.

No, Artemis is a pretty name. Go for it.

honestly that's a perfectly fine name

"Artemis" is fine. Cant think of a spelling that could be used for bullying. But maybe a bit hard as basis for nicknames. Maybe "Remi".

Artemis is a pretty name! I think it could even work for a boy as well.

Especially when it's quintuplets. Like I assume mom is filming but they still wouldn't have enough arms or eyes to keep those kids together without using something. I honestly think harnesses are the least restrictive option as it gives the kids full use of their hands and doesn't force them to march in a straight line.

My extended family assures me that if my parents hadn't used a harness, I wouldn't be alive today. Plus I don't remember ever wearing it, so it must not have scarred me mentally. (I feel certain that some of my friends would be happy to put me on a leash now, and I wouldn't blame them one bit.)

​@@wahlflower3517or as click said, they all run in different directions suddenly. Good luck trying to catch them all

@@jacthing1 It's why my parents tied the leashes together so if my twin and I got loose, we couldn't split up.

I was 95lbs before I got pregnant, just naturally high metabolism. After pregnancy I just let my body naturally settle and I got wider hips and a small belly. Weighing 117lbs now. Frankly I feel more beautiful now and its crazy to me that some might look at me like I'm fat now

You might be getting filtered in negativity from algorithms. There are lots of us out here that want to be supportive. It sucks to be born with the brain of one sex and the body of another and no one should be discriminated against for this having happened to them. We should be celebrating the fact that we can fix it by letting people keep the gender that their brain recognizes and altering their body. Hang in there It gets better, and it will keep getting better as more people come to understand it. Just look at the history of social change in general over the last 100 years and it will give you a bit more hope.

Yeah, like since when has Lara Croft not had planet sized bobs? And also since when did women store their personality in their bobs?

"nothing but a pair of boobs with tiny arms and legs" thats just kirby... well two kirbys

Bingo!!!

My car has a " check rear seats" message as you turn it off if something heavy enough is in the back.

Same Being old is such a mood

Biden still older

@@-J8- you too😋

@@RuthBhmand wtf does that mean

@@-J8- 😎 cool dudette

I think they might have meant boring. I’m also a bit confused

This is a really common mistake but important difference; In almost all cases, when countries set the age at 15 or 16, the government is not saying that it's legal between a 15yo and a 30yo, they mean it's legal between two 15yos. The same wouldn't be true between two 14yos, although it's lowly enforced and very unlikely that either will face criminal charges in that scenario. But the guardians might get in trouble

I could hear her say it the moment he did.

It is cultural. But it's it also logical to not wanna bring outdoors shit (literally) indoors, into your carpets, bedroom, and kitchen? In most of Europe it's seen as really bad manners to walk in with your shoes on, and you'll sometimes see lazy kids literally crawling indoors to avoid taking off their shoes, but still keeping the floors clean if they forgot something indoors. (Quite funny to watch, really...)

My dad also always wanted me wearing shoes, inside and out. I hated it. I'll still look for excuses to ditch the shoes, even outside -- barefoot gardening is the best :)

Yes, you should dump your partner: HE can do better!

Also, they kinda claim the imbalance makes it impossible to shave.. thats one helluva hormone!

​@@janemiettinen5176 It's lycanthropy. The hair just immediately regrows.

​@@janemiettinen5176woohoo for magic hormones!!

@@peculiar-pan I want magic hormones too! 🧚‍♀️

@@feuerling lycanthropy is a psychological disorder, you're thinking of hypertrichosis aka "werewolf syndrome" and I'm not sure it actually grows faster than other hair

"It's about your experiences" Sir that is MENTALLY a child and physically a child Editing for disclaimer: I'm not very familiar with Honkai and Bailu actually, but it's still gross that someone is sexually attracted to a character that has an appearance of a child. Youre attracted to children sir, "but they're mentally older!" is just an excuse to claim its not pedophilia, because it doesnt change the fact that youre aroused by the fact theyre small and cute and innocent-looking and innocent-acting. Ugh predators.

But she looks like she’s 5?? Regardless of mental capacity, that person is looking at a character WHO LOOKS LIKE A FIVE YEAR OLD. THEY ARE STILL CALLING WHAT APPEARS TO BE A SMALL CHILD BREEDABLE. DISGUSTING. Also MCDONALD’S WORKER 🫵

Damn bro. Official? Also. Fr. Age matters. Always matters. And in media, a character designed to look young is off limits. Cmon peeps. Shouldn't happened. Also yeah, Bailu is a permanent member of my team. She is a child. The whole thijg with the dragons is a metaphor of 'You don't carry the sins of people gone past, but you SHOULD endeavor to be better.'

Well, that seems to be a common experience in hoyo games fandom I've seen similar comments regarding both Nahida and Klee. Then again both the Genshin and HSR fandoms (we don't talk about Honkai Impact) are a mess most of the time. Though there are also those who take the "pedo" accusation too far with people just mentioning that they "love" characters that happen to be children, but that is a different discussion.

@@chillie6818 Nari’s old va does more than just love children💀

"Think, still can think"

For what it's worth there is actually a disorder where some people can't imagine or visualize. But also keep in mind it's not the AI asking you that it's a person who developed the tool putting a prompt in. Bit of a difference. Honestly that technology was meant to enhance art originally and it just turned into this nightmare when they hooked at LLM up to it. I don't know if anyone's noticed but all of the images kind of look alike after a while so it's not really being All that imaginative to be honest.

@@darcieclements4880 You’re talking about aphantasia?

“Our third is named ‘Crotch collision’” - those parents, probably

yep. hate is another form of passion. Love and Hate are both forms of caring. _there’s a reason we have ’Enemies to Lovers’ and not ‘Distant Acquaintances to Lovers’ lmao_

Ik you got that from stubborn love by the lumineers

The 4 Levels of Attention: - i Like you - iam neutral towards you - i dislike you - youre not Worth wasting my time If you really piss of an introvert, you will notice it. They will completely ignore you.

​@@smaragdwolf1Huh. Good analysis. Checks.

Its true, I will ignore you so hard you’ll begin to doubt your own existence.

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