r/FacePalm - TikTok "Pranks" 

Oh, their channel is so wholesome. They prank each other, but it's always things that would really count as pranks - nothing malicious, just some little tricks, and they educate a bunch about being blind as well. Their shorts have been recently popping up in my feed, and I, for once, am actually glad about the suggestions.

@@skullslace2426 Oh I love them!

@@skullslace2426 ooo whats their channel name? That sounds really sweet!

@@andifishgallery9400 it's Matthew and Paul

their channel is so amazing fr

What, you never kiss the homies "good morning" after chilling out all day and crashing at his house?

Well, you're not wrong...

I do that with the homies all the time

I'm homiesexual. Ain't nothing wrong with that

I'm a recovering people pleaser. There have always been times when I just don't care what other people think. I think it's because I'm an ambivert. While I'm usually cripplingly shy around strangers, I'm the opposite with people I know and trust (friends and family, mostly). It's odd, but it's just how I've always been. Back before my body decided it hates me, I was almost always the first person out on any dance floor, though, I'd take someone with me. A few years ago, I realized that people pleasing meant that I wasn't doing the things I wanted to do. It only took a septic infection and my mom's cancer diagnosis hitting at the same time (we're both okay) to make me realize that life is too short to spend it trying to vanish. However, I wouldn't be inconsiderate enough to inconvenience people who are just trying to get some groceries. 😁

Whoa! It’s Freyjinn!!! Your animations are amazing! The Raft ones with Mark, Bob, and Wade are super well done! ❤

I used to care what people thought of me but life hardships made me grow out of that mindset. I now pursue life for me and my goals, no caring what others want out of me.

Honestly, how did she get married and have a kid before this insanity surfaced? There HAD to be hints before this point, surely.

​@@hmnhntrit could very much be one of those marriages that happened maybe just a 7 months to a year into the relationship while things were still sweet and spicy for them honestly....people take a while or need very specific circumstances to show their red flags honestly in relationships- its how many people end up feeling trapped in bad situations.

thank you that's why i said too

seriously though does this guy not understand how children work? no kid pops out of the womb and and immediately starts pumping Iron and staring at kate upton. what masculine activities can a baby even do? And even if he was gay from the start you shouldnt care, hes your child you should support him. also as a completely straight man that works out on the regular and makes a hobby of metalworking I can safely say rainbows and bananas are rad

Sounded to me like they were trying to goad him into giving in and paying for the drinks. Something along the lines of “Well, if you AREN’T, then why aren’t you offering us cute ladies dove drinks?” Either that, or they were really THAT shallow they’d rather assume that a dude wouldn’t pay for their drinks because he’s gay, rather than accepting a dude wants to be faithful. Drinks can make even the smartest people act so stupid.

@@pokefan7446 Lol, they are so desperate for free drinks. Do they really think he's just going to be like, "Well, you called me gay! Drinks on me!"

Just say "i only treat pretty girls" and ignore them i suppose.. Annoying

It's just them, they're pissed that their taunts and tactics aren't phasing the bartender

Same as some douche calling some chick a lesbo cause she won’t give him the time of day.

Hang in there!

people have balls to harass people dealing with their food/drinks

​@@eternallustformedusa4844 dw i have a friend who beats up people who harras the bar tender lol makes amazing pizza tho

People who harass people who are unable to just walk away and leave the situation, like how the bartender can't just leave the counter, are the worst.

​@@steffhess3627 I think this approach is pretty universal in German pubs, bars and clubs. If you mess with the bar tender or waitress/waiter a bouncer or local guest will "kindly" remove you from the premise.

Was just thinking this.

True. Its still pretty funny they censored him. Like it makes sense but also doesn't hahah

By the way, that same guy who did the train prank also did other "pranks" such as taking other people's dogs and running away and entering random people's houses for no reason. He also got arrested once but, because of the UK's shitty law system he got off with a simple warning and an order not to make other videos. He ignored the order, made a few other videos of the same kind of pranks and, surprise surprise, got arrested for real

@@fedethegreat88 good

@@fedethegreat88 Stupid people don't learn I guess. Maybe a big ol' fine and some time behind bars (at least 2 or 3 years) sorts that out

Oh also I just remembered, he went on an interview once in a TV studio sonewhere and made it on the news, where he very badly pretended to be sorry for the whole dog and breaking-in stuff (it was before the train incident) but he was clearly not sorry and even tried to JUSTIFY himself, as if what he had done wasn't enough and he had to double down

​@@fedethegreat88 what exactly is stupid about giving people that had no maliciouse intend befor you give them a punishment?

This GIANT MANLY MAN is TRANS Ok cool that doesn't make the point you think it does... my lord people are fucking odd these days

"I think he's hot, therefore he's a WOMEN!" - Some Incel He's the handsomest man of the generation. Also a body builder _and_ a fan of fantasy fiction.

@@JoshSweetvale i think you might be onto something there...

​@@JoshSweetvale just the fact that he plays Warhammer means there is a 90+% likelihood of him being male and that is without the fact he literally looks like chiseled statue of masculinity.

@@bugsmith9751 Everyone is some percentage of bi. Hell, everyone's some percentage of (a)sexual as well. It's not binary. :D

Thats hilarious i want to do that now (switching book covers not the train thing)

@@fishywood Yeah it's great; my mom still chuckles about it and I did it 25-ish years ago when I was in high school. lol At the time I stuck a post-it in the original book to replace her bookmark so she didn't lose her place (I'm not THAT big of an asshole lol), and I wrote "APRIL FOOLS :)" on it for when she figured out where it was on the shelf. 😄 I also rigged the kitchen sink sprayer to nail my dad in the gut one year. At least I was able to get that one on film and was present for it! I was at school when the payoff happened on the book!

Like, what is phase two of this prank? There's... really nothing good that can happen there. Like the best case scenario is that you stop it and the whole line has to halt behind you, which is just annoying, not funny.

Was just checking to see if anyone answered this before I chimed in, but you got it covered.

Yeah this was just humans having a dumb language and then using it in an even dumber way.

I blame Applebee's for their "unlimited apps" advertising.

Oh, is that it? Thank you, I was deeply confused by that.

just strange English lol

Beee happy

@@steffhess3627 every lil thing will 🐝 alright!

"Arr, another day of high tide as we scramble for pollen in the rocky fields" "Matey if ye don't shut up I'll hook yer"

Please don't ever stop bee~ing you!

Thank you for this information

My cat ate my econ homework once. I'd taken a picture of the page when I received it so I still did it and emailed my work to the teacher. When I showed pictures of my cat eating it my teacher laughed pretty hard. No one has ever claimed their cat ate their homework before, much less showed proof.

I once turned in a paper and my teacher asked if my dog ate it, I was confused, untill he showed me my paper that was in fact half eaten and a had a very clear dog bite mark on it.

@@katrinascarlet5637 My family's cat chewed on my brother's homework once, does that count?

My dad's dog legitimately ate my homework... My fault for leaving on the bed.

Random internet stranger here to wish ypu a happy pride and a wonderful day

Happy Pride! Stay safe

THE SKITTLE SQUAD MUST STAND TOGETHER MY FRIEND! WE LOVE AND BELIEVE IN YOU HUN!

❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜 (I tried my best, sorry).

Gets worse during pride because its at the front of their mind

exactly, seeing that made me cringe

IKR? I dread to think of what's in her dryer vent.

@@SewardWriter A whole-ass Wookie.

@@VelaiciaCreator *shudder* I hope she has damned good insurance.

Scary some people don't learn that

I probably would have asked them to clarify themselves. Make them look stupid and have my rear covered

"I'm not gay, but you? Are barred. Bye-bye!"

Tbh those girls prolly never left their middle school mindset where gay was considered an insult.

@Melodyhallowsmitz Still don't understand why it's considered an insult, Gay can also mean happy.

@@Emm3342 I think it relies on the "recipient" of the "insult" being. at least subconsciously, homophobic. I mean, call a homophobe "gay," and they'll be desperate to prove otherwise, lest their "friends" decide they _are_ gay, and turn on them. These people are sooo fragile that the merest rumour of gayness causes panic and fear. This is also why they throw it at other people, they expect the same result, whereas a sane person will just say either "yes," or "no."

Yeah... we really need better education/awareness campains about stuff like that. There is same issues with blind people being accused of faking it because they can still see something, or d/Deaf people who can lip read and talk well and the list goes on...

This^^^^

had an uncle in a wheelchair because he broke his back. nothing wrong with his legs, standing before it healed would just put weight on his spinal injury and be agonizing and risk further damage and paralysis. and it took him around 20 years to finish healing because backs heal slowly or not at all to avoid developing cancer in the spine, and because he had a really lousy doctor who saw conflicts in his prescriptions and decided to prescribe more for the symptoms of the conflicts instead of just switching them out for compatible ones or dropping them as they stopped being needed. he then had to relearn how to walk and that was absolutely not an instant thing since that's kind of exhausting after spending like half your life not only not walking but also in an unnecessary drug induced sleep. know another guy in a wheelchair because he has to fight both stomach cancer and diabetes, can almost never keep anything down, so he's constantly malnourished and has a very limited amount of energy per day. he's constantly doing yardwork and projects from his chair. not having to always put that energy towards standing has allowed him to instead reserve it for his hobbies so that he doesn't just spend twice as much time asleep. being able to walk doesn't necessarily mean being able to live, it's fully within his rights and what control he has over his own life to choose the latter. there wasn't anything wrong with his legs either until the diabetes took one of them recently. met a dude a while ago who uses a wheelchair because he has a bone disorder that causes them to break easily. i don't know if there is currently anything wrong with his legs, or at what point he started using the chair, that's not something I'd ask someone I had like all of 2 conversations with. But hypothetically, if i had to risk a broken bone from walking around tripping or bumping into things, i'd probably go to the chair to avoid that before it became a problem. Broken bones famously hurt and medical bills are expensive to the point that obviously no one wants to have to constantly deal with them. Even then, though, although i can imagine logical reasons for it, thinking about it in terms of 'what would make sense' doesn't even have to lead to the correct conclusion or even make sense to me at all because it's not my health or my chair. Society is way too obsessed with what everyone else is doing. Although it's good to know how health works to an extent and what options there are to deal with it, those are things that should be asked of doctors and maybe people who have expressed that they are *willing* to talk about it, not demanded of random strangers trying to go about their day as usual. There are probably a million and a half reasons someone might be in a wheelchair, most of them aren't going to have anything to do with their legs, and absolutely none of them are any of anyone's business except for the person, their doctor, and those they like enough to openly talk about it to. We're not entitled to know, that's part of why doctors swear confidentiality. It's none of our dang business. Read up on health things you want to know about because it's good to learn, don't harrass and interrogate people who might have these health things to accuse them of whatever.

@@tiredofupdates indeed! I have Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome which causes (all over) constant joint dislocations and partial ones (subluxations) which also damages the soft tissues constantly, malnutrition due to severe digestive issues (a bit like an extreme form of IBS where I vomit daily and stuff), and I have migraines, a tremor, some kind of sleep issue (I can fall asleep randomly), I’m autistic and ADHD so I have a lot of sensory and perception issues too, and I have PTSD so sometimes I am thrown in to flashbacks etc. It’s often safer for me to be in a wheelchair if I cannot sit down at any time, and I use crutches the rest of the time I’m trying to move around anyways. I mean, honestly I spend a LOT of time just stuck at home, watching RU-vid and Twitch and stuff when my family are out and about, or spending time with them when they are home and not busy doing homework/chores/etc. And snuggling my dog a lot 🥰🐶

Well said!!

just like tips

​@@zhanucong4614 not in the US. Tips are mandatory to keep people alive

@@fangirl3086 if i visit US i will not tip, and no one else should either. if nobody tips; the workers in those restaurants / where-ever quit for better jobs where they are paid by their work; not by the customers. end tipping culture paying for your worker's pay! it shouldn't be income, it should be bonus to your income! it isnt mandatory either, it is still optional. call me an asshole but the real assholes are the multi-millionaires and billionaires behind those restaurants who cant even bother to pay their workers real pay. if your restaurant / whatever shithole buissness is so much on the tight rope unbalanced that paying a living wage for your workers = end of the buissness, you never had any place starting a buissness in the first place. if this is what you call "it's our culture and you should respect it" your culture is objectively shit.

I believe they are saying it shouldn't have had to get to that point in the first place

​@@fangirl3086 yeah, imagine if employers actually paid a living wage. Tips are meant to reward good service, not to subsidise wages.

There IS a reason. Suffering OwO

Click is just that one gay uncle we all love to see whenever he comes over

@@timothyisstupidlmao Fr I hope im that one uncle one day

@@cardsnstuf Same

Lmfao so you're new here then?

People are forgetting that she was going to dox her and she tried putting her hands on her she may be a thief but that it the epitome of an inappropriate and unequal response as well as incredibly illegal.

Is AE American English? I’ve never seen that before

@@chaoticwhenever1457 yes, it's used in all English as foreign language books, including grammar books, I have ever seen. Don't know though if it is a thing for the German speaking regions 🤷🏽‍♀️

My friend's son wanted a baby doll. People freaked out. She told people that it seemed like a good thing that her son was interested in being kind to those smaller than him, or perhaps learn a little about being a good parent.

@@C-SD was gonna say exactly this

Also anyone who looks at a 1/2yo and thinks they're gay or any sexuality, or eating a banana is wrong, they should be on a list!!!

I wathed a few videos of that guy, there was huge amounts of lints everywhere. One time it was even a little bit black and smoky ^^'

I didn't even know that was possible, I just thought the dryer stopped working properly if the lint trap got clogged up 😭

I came here to say the same thing. It's reason number two of housefires (coocking being number one), in the country I live in.

Same, I literally was thinking that she’s fortunate that she’s never had a fire!

My dad loves using lint from lint trays as fire tinder for the hearth/campfires. I'm genuinely shocked her house doesn't have scorch marks.

He's a saint for not just barring both of them.

Would have been cool if he'd said "Sorry, your not as hot as the girls I do comp.. We only comp the hot ones" 🤣🤣🤣

I didn't even think she was that pretty... He may not have found her attractive in general and trying to guilt him into buying her a drink was shameful. It doesn't matter if someone is working or not. It's a good rule for bars to have that their staff can't buy customers drinks while on the clock, it can protect their employees.

Isn't it more commendable to take care of existing children without homes? I don't get what their logic is.

The obsession with “bloodlines” is insane with these types of people

I think his bath picture was making the rounds on the internet, still is.. 😅😂

I'm trans and I'm like... he is what?

This thing of trying to identify people's "real" gender is like modern-day phrenology. I cannot imagine putting so much energy into other people's genders--isn't it just so much simpler to take people at their word about this sort of thing?

​@@zoyadulzura7490 Witcher hunt..

Fun (kind of unrelated) fact! The Witcher potions, I am pretty sure, can trans your gender. Maybe they contain testosterone in some form, maybe it's some magic stuff, but I am fairly sure that, in one of the books, Triss protests against Ciri being given a witcher healing potion for just that reason. This means that there is a non-zero possibility of there being a trans witcher

I believe the plague as we know it, caused by the bacteria Yersinia pestis, has been around since the Stone Age. :) It takes many forms, including the bubonic plague we all know and "love".

Seriously, the hoops that Young Earth Creationists will jump through to try and justify their position- it boggles the mind! My favorite hypothesis was one I heard at church, that the skeletons of dinosaurs were actually the fire-breathing dragons of medieval folklore, and they’re gone because knights hunted them to extinction 😂😂😂

There is also the matter of distribution: The plague never reached total global distribution during the pandemic. Think about it, it did not run across the globe in 300 years of cycles, it spread mostly through Europe, with cases also seen in Asia. Covid spreaded globally in a matter of months. No other disease has the death rate The Plague has. As an example, Covid with a global distribution has a mortality rate of around 3%. The plague had something around 60% (estatistically speaking), but the total volume is so much bigger, because of how long the pandemic was with no medical science advanced enough to mitigate it. So, any way you choose the break this down, using the plague as an argument against vaccines is just brain dead. ps: People often forget, but the plague did eventually got to the Americas via San Francisco. And the only reason it did not evolved into a new pandemic because of the efforts of a small group of people and their sheer tenacity.

@@lucialma TO BE FAIR, i do suspect (as a layman) that this might have been how some people started to come up with legends about dragons: someone stumbles on a fossil of a pterassaur, no one in the ancient times can grasp what is this unknown animal, superstition and folklore ensue.

@@TvTrollByIvy so I’m not alone. I was thinking basically the same thing

It's all coming together

*illuminated sobbing*

@@jimwormmaster "What does the blue mean?"

​@@rabidrabids5348he doesn't really do much.

it can also sweat milk

Funny story he did a reaction video to someone explaining that and said he had no idea that was a thing.

I’ve seen people with more hours in Minecraft than there were hours of the Confederacy existing.

As an MCR fan of over 10 years, can confirm

My mum believes dinosaurs were real, but they lived alongside humans and died in the flood. I'm trying to decide if that's more insane than flat out denial.

Ask her where all of the water went. Even if you melted both the Greenland and Antarctic Ice Sheets, you couldn't even cover ¼ of the dry land on Earth. And it's pretty easy to calculate him much water is locked up in those 2 ice sheets. So, the question again becomes: where did all of the water go? That's the problem with literalist interpretations: they will _always_ eventually run into conflict with observable reality. Which _only_ proves One Thing: that scriptural literalism is always _a _*_misinterpretation._*

Oklahoma is one of the several cult states. It’s also where human trafficking and modern slavery is rampant and ignored

Scrolled for a while to find this

@@Shatterslime So did I after posting the same thing, except I spelled it with a “z”.

That infuriates me. WTF is wrong with these people?!

WAIT WHAT? NAHHH 😭

I kind of wonder if this was so absent minded... all the cats in the calendar are taking a dump.

What a great explenation! I never would have guessed that!

Somebody was definitely trying to annoy someone here, considering all the photos were of cats pooping XD I just wonder whom the calendar was for

My question is why is it a calendar of nothing but cats shitting in litterboxes?

@@maidenreligion12 you would be surprised at what people want in their calendars... like calendars are easy to make and cheap(ish) to print.

Can confirm, both from my own parents and as a retail worker the customers who just bring it up randomly during a transaction.

"We can always tell" also them: *Calls cops on cis woman in the women's bathroom*

Lol

That's why you always colour-code your twins! Never refer to them by name. Just call them the blue one and the orange one. That way when one of them gets in trouble, the other will be fine because you know they're the other one based on their colour! LIFE HACK!

​@@GorbWasHere the blue twin dresses up like the orange and gets away with it

There have been people who've had their entire lives destroyed and people attack them on the street cos they just had the same NAME as a pedo or similar

​@@GorbWasHere I shave my head and grew a beard so I didn't look like my twin.

My family had a giant plush clown (cute, not evil) that we placed around the house. Now we have 3 of them. The prank has been slowly multiplying!

Sounds like your mom watched Amélie Poulin

Is your mom a sim?

I like that, it's fun like Elf on the Shelf but without the weird undertones of constant surveillance.

My parents do the same thing with a plastic skeleton! His name is Walter 😊

It reminds me of how a foreign exchange student from Japan got shot after he and his friend went to the wrong house for a Halloween party. The wife there freaked out over these two kids (one of which was in crutches) knocking on her door. Her husband, in response, took his gun and opened the door to fire his gun at these two. The husband and wife did not receive any punishment for this.

Yes, I remember when that happened. Welcome to the US, land of the Sociopath and the home of the Easily Frightened Gun-Toters.

This sounds like something from a horror film, and if you can find anyone who'll take that idea, propose it to them, because it's brilliant. 👀✨

I need the footage

WHAT

@@emissary8071 yeah. I actually think she was just sentenced

and also gay

People who use the word "boring" in that way are basically saying, "If I can't use you, then you're worthless to me."

@@eternallustformedusa4844 forgot about that💀

So freaking cringe. Dude is there to MAKE money, not spend it. And that desperation, begging, and narcissism? Not at all attractive.

@@zoyadulzura7490 Yeah. Some random guy walked up to me on the street and asked if I had any crack. I said no like three times before he went "you're boring" and buggered off.

This also counts for people who are blind, most people aren't completely blind!

This! I have been in a wheelchair, because walking/standing hurt a lot, especially for longer periods of time. Not al wheelchair users are wheelchair-dependent!

@@VideoBeertje Wheelchair-dependent, thank you. Bound implies a lack or loss of freedom, and let me tell you, my wheels ARE my freedom.

@@wmdkitty Oh sorry! I'll change it. English isn't my first language, so I wasn't aware of the appropriate term ❤️

Same for my Mom. She's also got a leg brace that she's had since she was a kid.

​@@PerfectProtagonistNeither, the "pranker" mentioned in the video who broke into peoples houses and stole peoples dogs for his videos...

@@PerfectProtagonist The "pranker" who broke into a train driver's cabin.

Not even a good place to do it😭

It is not gay to call another man Handsome or good looking

He's affirming mine 😂

Hey he's looking alright

I took question as in a furious interview like from those old American cop movies

"Henry Cavill is Trans and actually a woman so I'm not gay it's not gay if I can only get off to him" - The Guy who posted that crazy bs.

he just has really feminine eyess... they can't understand why they find him attractive so they are saying he must be a woman

@@universal_stupidity Just because someone has nice eyes doesn't mean they're inherently feminine! That's a weird double-standard.

@@mastermarkus5307 yes I know, that was supposed to read as a joke

@@universal_stupidity I need a study so badly on how internalized homophobia in men leads to misogyny and transphobia, really.

​@@OhItsNekoAgain the leader of transvestigators is a woman though

Oh yeah definitely, isn't there already one tiktoker who believes they're the reincarnation of that certain German man with a moustache too?

​@@Retro_LightningYes, unfortunately there is

@@Retro_Lightning isn't his reincarnation a certain orange pinhead?

​@@Retro_Lightning oh yeah, I remember him. I think he tried to argue with a H0l0caust survivor too

And even if he could, it's likely not far and/or extremely hard.

So I’m not the only one with that instinct

"Ban all drag shows" *Doesn't know what drag is*

I’m not understanding your hypothetical burn; why would his local priest be affected? (Genuinely curious lol not trolling)

@@iterativegrowth considering there's been quite a few priests who been found out to be pedophiles taking advantage the impressionable kids under them and of the trust the parents gave.

@@iterativegrowth The stereotype of priests being convicted for child sexual abuse

@@bluelobster4593 ahhh got it; thx! 🙏

The true shower

Amazing job 👏

My brothers property agent asked them to open their cupboards at a house inspection, not built in cupboards their own personal cupboards they bought themselves. The answer was an immediate F off.

@@asheronwindspear552 even built in cupboards would be a no go for me unless there was utility access in there or something. If they had reason to suspect other damage they might have a right to ask but it would still be invasive

@@batchampa Absolutely off limits, if I had been there I would have asked the property manager if they really wanted to see my collection of adult naughty stuff... I'm a big bearded bloke with a wicked sense of humour.

@@asheronwindspear552 I'm a big bearded bloke too and depending on the cupboard they very well could see some of that stuff with me…

That's not entirely true. Only fraternal twins can naturally develop physical differences like that. Fun fact, Tia and Tamera are actually Fraternal twins not identical twins, they use make-up to cover the features that make them look different so they can pass for identical on camera. They had admitted this in an interview after they turned 18, studios love working with identical twins because of child labor laws they can only work so many hours a day and having a set of twins playing the same character lets them split the work load between both kids so they don't go over their hours. Tia and Tamera were never actually identical though but they could appear to be once they got into make-up. Of course if one twin were to get a tattoo or something and the other didn't they could look different that way but that wouldn't be part of their natural development. The only natural thing that would be different are their finger prints.

I've seen the uncensered picture, they are identical.

​@@RialVestro I'm not sure where you get your information. But it'a untrue. I know an identical twins where they are different hight, moles on different spots, hair growing differently (not cut, Grow). Slight differences can occur. Not everything is DNA-based.

@@RialVestro Or their teeth, one of my neighbours had lovely straight white teeth but his identical twin brother had slightly buck teeth that were also uneven in length. Made telling them apart easy. Fortunately.

@@MadHax-wt5tl I didn't doubt that, I thought that the concept was just something Click might find interesting and/or helpful.

Perfect! And as Internet Uncle-Gay, I approve this comeback.

Not a dryer, but my parents never taught me that shower drains need to be cleaned. That was absolutely disgusting by the time I found out

omg, danganronpa fan?? sakakura is So Epic!!!

Just about to comment this :)

Yes

Agreed lol. Loved his accent and his message

Main character syndrome, social media has made everyone the star of their own show, and some forget other people aren't just extras in theirs

Yeah, they get "triggered" very easily.

Easily triggered by rainbows and yet they call us the snowflakes 🙄

@@onecatshortofcrazy12 That idiot was less than a snowflake, He's a dandruff.

I think its funny when they call it demonic. Like...are we finally admitting something about god?...