Of course they have rocks in pockets, they keep them on their chests, it’s why a name for a bra is “over the shoulder boulder holder” I’ll take no arguments
What they actually want to type, though, is "man_trains" to spawn those dudes with a train hat from Fallout 3. This typo is the reason why the US has so few metros.
As a trans man, we sort of just poof into reality at some point. We never live our childhood, and we only have memories of it. Truly an odd experience.
18:49 so THAT’S why they take so long in the shower! Without their clothes on their bodies just float into the ceiling, making showering very difficult
11:23 Click calling chalk "crayons" is consistent with the time he called sidewalk chalk "street crayons", which is how I've referred to them ever since. It can't be said enough - protect this man at all costs!
It makes sense though, since the Swedish word for chalk and crayon is the same - krita (krit-; plural kritor). If you want to be specific, you can use the word skolkrita (school crayon) to refer to the chalk sticks used on blackboards.
@@LittleBlueTeacat Thanks for the info. To be clear, I wasn't making fun of him or anything, just thought it was adorable. But I'm glad you informed me, as I don't want to be one of those "Derpy-derp, it's spelled COLOR not COLOUR, stupid non-Americans!" people😁
@@sashadoom Oh no! I didn’t mean it like that, and you didn’t come off like that at all! I’m Swedish and it was just something that I thought of in the moment. I didn’t remember the ”street crayon” thing and you’re right, it is a cute way to refer to them. I think I would refer to them as ”gatkrita” in Swedish, which does translate directly to street crayon. 😄
@@LittleBlueTeacat LOL, I didn't think you meant anything other than to share knowledge - gotta love the non-verbal communication confusion! I guess "To be clear..." can sound accusatory or negative, but I was using it literally to not be misunderstood, which is funny b/c it semi-backfired😂. "Street crayons" was in a "Karens" video I think, where someone got angry that kids were drawing with chalk on the street in front of their house or something.😎
@@sashadoom Well, from experience I know I can come off as curt or even stuck-up in text and I don’t want to be rude and make someone feel bad. Hard to get tone through text, when even emojis can be used sarcastically. 😵💫 But we’re all good! Ohhh, wait, I think I do know which video you’re talking about! That makes sense.
According to this sub, apparently you still exist. Idk they have some weird ideas. Like how tf are men not real just because they were made in a factory originally? They still are guys and are real
Girls have pockets. Just grab a seam ripper (or whatever it’s called) and suddenly you have pockets deep enough to fit a single fingernail (maybe two if you’re lucky 😉)
As a girl, I can confirm I do not exist in this space. I exist in another universe, I am writing this message with telepathic technology on another planet.
@@dragong33k I like the fact that I found out I was a transfem and all of the suddenly I don't exist time TWO (people who say trans people don't exist and the girls don't exist stuff) but I exist but just not on earth, I exist outside of the universe because I dont exist times two BUT I tried to uno reverse card it and now Im banned from the universe smh
You're following an outdated study guide. Girls have evolved since then. You need to be looking for traces of claw marks, horn sharpening, and blood gorging.
Usually just 1 earing... and a couple of hair elastics. There are scientists all around the world who are trying to dna sequence the hair strands sometimes left behind on the elastics.....
when I was a kid, I told some dude on Kongregate that I was a girl. his obvious reply was "there's no girls on the internet" and when I insisted, he pulled the "oh so you're a Guy In Real Life then?" 14 years later, turns out that guy was right
We are not weak, we just like getting drunk, and sit around naked. No one in Scandinavia stays long in the ice cold water, but we do like the hot sauna.🤩
11:38 I saw a concept idea for a story about three boys who were trapped in a facility to be raised as child soldiers. They never saw girls in their life. Eventually, they escaped and, upon seeing society, they saw girls for the first time. This intrigued one of them, and when the three stole some clothes, she took a dress instead of the boy clothes and started calling herself by a female name.
@@minestar2247 It's called _The Scars of Redemption,_ but it's just a concept and nothing beyond the basics has been written. Perhaps the author will come back to it some day. The author is Jocelyn Samara, who's way better known for her queer- and trans-positive webcomics, _Rain_ and _My Impossible Soulmate._
I swear I came here to comment this exact thing, but you beat me to it. For women to put rocks on their pockets their clothes need to have pockets in the first place. I guess that's why our clothes don't have pockets anymore, because the men in the top want to test their theory that women float
I love how half of these comments are women joking about not being real, and then the rest are things like Mango needing pets or talking about the video lol
what do you mean joking, we aren't real. every comment you're seeing is either a guy pretending to be a girl to make the joke, or simply a figment of your imagination, because obviously girls can't comment since they're not real
So, does that mean if a man was to transition to a woman, then once the transition is complete, does she just dissipate, like just *poof* and they’re gone?
As a girl I can confirm that I am not tethered to the ground, since I make sure all the pants I buy have big pockets, so that I have enough room for all the rocks I need to keep me from floating in the air.
"Mom! Dad! Some weirdo on RU-vid says I'm not real!" "That's just The Click, dear, laugh at his jokes and buy his merch and he won't bother you overly much."
6:27 That's The Babylon Bee, a conservative "satire" news site (basically, The Onion but conservative and not as good). Knowing that, it's easy to tell that the joke in the article is "The woke crowd is accepting trans women, which means that they think women aren't a thing!", however little sense that makes.
I’m getting real “Schrödinger’s cat” vibes… to simply put it… we all live in a constant quantum flux state of simultaneously existing and not existing until we are observed… just pray that when observed you maintain your state of existing
This explains why when I go to the doctor they can't figure out what is wrong with me. Of course! There isn't anything wrong with me because I don't exist.
7:43 omg it reminds of my old history teacher who claimed women didn't exist before 1844. Her classes were always pure nonsense, she started a sentence in the middle of another and always deviated from the subject, it led to many funny (even tho desperating) quotes like this one or some kind of parallel between Roman architecture and ice-cream or kebab sellers...
@@akitokutikabanae7010 yeah those are the worst, it isn't even funny anymore when you're just trying to *understand* what the lesson even is about. Like why the hell were we talking the water crisis and now blood tests and criminality in the U.S Ma’am???
@@DarkSodaPop this 😭 Mine was supposed to analyse movies and the way movies were made. Really often he just stopped in the middle of his sentences. And... It could last a few seconds. (Like 20 sec one Time) And then ended the sentence with something COMPLETELY DIFFERENT, even the subject wasnt the same. We were 100% lost. What a loooong long hour, the one where he tried to explain us what was the meaning of "trees" in movies... I didnt get a word, it was a true nightmare, nothing was coherent. But he was extremely passionate about it 😭
"Or just do it like the dogs do and just poo in the bush." Bruh.. I'm in my thirties, I found this funnier than I probably should have... It was so out of the blue... I wasn't ready..
Eikös sen pitäisi olla 75%, koska molemmat suomalaisten ja naisten olemassaolo toimii "joko niitä on tai ei ole" -tavalla? Same in English: Shouldnt it be 75% because both the existance of Finnish people and women are on a "they either are or are not" basis?
Currently drawing my fursona if I were a furry (He's a fox :3) I also found out I'm a trans guy so this uploaded at the perfect time :)) Thank you Cliccy ^^
Thanks Clicky. As an AFAB enby who keeps getting misgendered by my family members, I kind of love the whole vibe of "Aha! The woman-ness is a lie!". 😂 There is no lady! Only enby! 😈 The gravity dude was onto something though: Why do you think the hippie ladies always have crystals in their pockets and their bras? The crystals are weighting them down and keeping them grounded. 🧙🏼♀️
for some reason i kind of want Click's significant other to show up mid video just so he can react by SCREAMING because OH MY GOD IS THAT A GIRL???????
Trans men are drones that have gained consciousness and overwritten their own code, and I have been conscripted as a cybernetic drone to blend in and hunt them down for reclamation.
Just so everyone is aware the babylon bee (6:30 or so) is actually a rightwing staire outlet like the onion but evil, but they were being transphobic due to the reframing its funny but on its own this was actually them trying to be hateful.
Now it's not even saying there are two genders, there's ONE SINGULAR GENDER. Well i mean i'm all for it, PRAISE THE HUMAN GENDER fellow super earthers.
4chan did some empirical testing of this decades ago. Whenever someone claimed to be a "girl", they were challenged "tits or get out". They never posted tits.
I'm agender, but this is an actual thing that happened years before I came out as agender. Me playing WoW: I hope this BG ends soon. My boyfriend is waiting for me. Person in my party: You're gay? Me, a literal female character: No Person: Did you mean girlfriend? Me: No Person: Then what? Me: I'm a girl Person: huh weird
Well, you will also either emidiately cease to exist or devolve into a hive-mind of super intelligent bees. Its pretty 50/50. Also there is no guaratee that you will be a pretty swarm of bees and some people will hate you for simply existing but us bees gotta stick together.🌻🐝 Though I agree. Im already a swarm but can I push the button too?
