"With a flex of my butt cheeks" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I haven't laughed this hard in months. Thanks for laugh Agro, I really needed it. I'm definitely saving this one.
I feel bad for him only a little, because how many aliens that think they are human does he have to deal with? The good news is they are great stress relievers because he gets to beat the shit out of them
You know my online name is Bob. And I absolutely would possess an alien given that chance. Of course I would try to act normal for a little bit before going absolutely crazy just to ensure that no one can stop me
That part where he pays them with diamonds. He got nothing, they’re worthless when reselling they’re only so expensive because 1 company has a monopoly on diamond mining.
Not completely worthless. They were a cheap semi-precious stone like topaz-and I think was the April entry on one of the two standard birthstone lists, though it is usually replaced by another colorless stone nowadays due to its artificially inflated price-before the DeBiers cartel and their “diamonds are forever” campaign, but likely would’ve stayed that way-as a cheap, but not valueless gemstone-if not for the deliberately limited supply and saavy advertising. And diamond powder does have industrial uses as an extermely hard mineral you can impregnate cutting tools with. Artificial diamonds are generally used for industry today, but it would still set a minimum demand for it even if it fell out of fashion as a gem, as long as the costs of mining it on near-slave labor was less than or competitive with growing them in a lab. So low value, but not no value. But yeah, most jewelers don’t want to sell “used” diamonds, so unless they’re abnormally large (ie expensive to obtain through normal channels) or strongly colored, and have enough flaws to pass for “natural” under a jeweler’s lens they’re basically unsellable.
@@MrKaiyooo Not hard. More expensive than mining them with near-slave labor, but cheap enough that without the perceived value markup natural diamonds get they still sell *orders of magnitude* cheaper at retail than natural ones of the same size, color, and clarity. Which is why practically any diamonds today large enough that they could be used as jewelry, but needed for industrial applications, are lab grown-and even a decent fraction of the TINY diamonds most industrial applications make use of since sifting their natural equivalents out of dirt is a very low-profit venture for the mines. If diamonds didn’t have the artificial inflated demand and artificially controlled supply, natural ones would likely be cheaper than lab-grown ones because they are inherently cheaper to mine than to make, but lab-grown specimens are still cheap *enough* that they are economically feasible, and would be even if diamonds remained an industrially useful semi-precious rock (assuming the modern lab growth process still gets developed in such a timeline and wasn’t simply abandoned in since there wasn’t the same economic incentives to undercutting the diamond market pushing on the research)
LOL, I think Bob is actually fairly decent and should be encouraged to identify as human. ROFLOL. Bob, the alien with daddy issues. He just wanted to write poetry. A bag of diamonds is indeed a good fee. ;)
HOW DARE YOU?! If this weren't the internet, and you weren't a girl... I'd take you out behind the woodshed and take issue with that. No one talks about my mom. 😜
My god, I remember seeing that movie in theatre when I was 10, and I remember thinking "Holy shit, this movies *sucks*." I should apologise to my mom for having her take me to - and make her watch - that movie.
This could be nice nice story if I could understand what was said. Also the caption didn’t work. I am not a native English speaker, so I just heard a lot of exaggerated noises and after a minute recognizing some single words but not making any sense of the story and realizing this would bring me nothing I quitted. Sigh… 😢
really the worst video game movie ever made is in this story? isn't it enough that it was afflicted on a whole generation already? why dredge it up to inflict on more innocent people?!
