r/HolUp - But... You...? 💔 

do it while pretending to listen to music with earphones

Does anyone get stopped for that door beeper?

@@GrifoStelle Depends on the store, and how well staffed they are. Walmart, and other big-chain grocery stores, for instance, don't even have them anymore, because they'll let it go until you've stolen enough to press charges (about $200 to $1000 worth, depending on the manager and state). Most cashiers won't catch you on smaller stolen items, unless loss prevention or a manager are watching them. Smaller mall stores will stop you every time, and anywhere with a register close to the door, or a wandering security guard. The security guard/loss prevention specialist will usually be plain-clothes, and you can recognise them if you're a regular enough customer--but that also means that they can recognize you. Those scanners work via a small magnetic sticker, hidden somewhere on or in the item. Most commonly, you'll find it inside of books, pinned on the inside of clothing/shoes, or in rare instances, incorporated into the packaging. The scanner temporarily demagnetizes them, which allows you to go through. Theoretically, the easiest way to get away with stealing something in a situation like that, is to also buy something else so you can conceal the item in the same bag, and stick one of the alarm tags to your shoe. Make sure the tag is on it before you come in, so you ring the alarm on the way in as well. When it goes off, they'll already expect it, so you'll usually be waved on. But if they ask you to stop, a quick look over yourself before "realizing" there's something stuck to your shoe would probably do the trick. Also, never steal from independent stores or small businesses, as they are job providers, and keep the money circulating in the local economy, Not that I am actually condoning theft in any way shape or form. : ]

@@bobbylooi6188 you cracked the code!

@@MurdocsMinion Definitely not XD

Oh…. WoW

And here I thought y’all had better politicians than we do in the states..

@kittyplayz1480 only very slightly, very very slightly 😪

@@xiodendum I wish you luck in trying to get rid of him, friend, and hopefully our latest bastard’s treason charges stick.

I thought if they did a joke involving him it'd make him look like Fidel Castro lol

As a Scottish man I'm not jealous

Excuse me 😀

As a non-native English speaker, I also get jealous of Click because of how insanely native he sounds. I’ve been fluent in English for years and speak it regularly, but at this point I feel like no matter how much time passes I’ll never get rid of that accent that gives me away immediately. x)

@@viveleshistoires4874 fortunately there are so my accents and dialects it might be easier to hide. While I’m far from fluent in German, I think I’ve finally managed to finally hide the American R when it’s at the end of words/syllables. However I’ll never master the Ö sound.

@@theresamnsota3925 ÖÖööööööööööööööööööööööööööö😅 Edit: Sorry

As of July 2023 the US still has 5 States with no minimum age set for marriage, meaning a child of any age can get legally married. Yes it’s heavily tied to sexual abuse and also creates a legal nightmare to get the child out of the situation.

Last I checked it was 13 in New Hampshire, and I know that at least one 11yo was married off to a 20something man with her parents' approval 😒

The executioner looms over you. "Any last words?" he asks. "yeah. worcestershire!"

I guess he didn't actually try to get it right anyway bc drugs = demonetization

@@LaNoireDetruit Oh, that's a drug? Cool, I didn't even know what it was.

@@rottenriver394 it's not very widespread as a recreational drug, usually people take it in shamanic (?) ceremonies in South America. It's a hallucinogenic.

So that's how it's spelled 😂 I was searching for ayowaska shamans after a friend from Peru was telling me about their rituals

I get your point, but I think it's really called an hallucination.

@@alicewilloughby4318 sometimes also sleep paralysis My demon is myself 😭

"Life" Came here to just say that.

Waking Nightmares I believe… hallucinations are different

@@pancake.squirrel all we can do is laugh at the pain and hope it stops

I'm surprised that there aren't many comments about it, buy it also took me way too long to realize. I just couldn't figure out what state it was until the meme kicked in

It took me too long to realize that wasn't a real state. I kept thinking "what state is that?" I had to look at a map 😅

Same, I am extremely stupid when it comes to geography so i completely missed the joke because I thought for a while that "guess this is a state I don't know about"

I had to look it up

I was looking for you. And for your comment 🌸

I've seen some of his art before, and it was... honestly pretty mediocre. Inconsistent perspective, doors where there shouldn't be, error with lighting and shadows... the buildings themselves were alright, as you said, but yeah I absolutely agree that mustache man was NOT cut out for art school lmao

That doesn't make it sound any less gross, the 'ew' is at the notion of a 'married minor', stipulating a minor might be married to someone over 21 just adds another level of 'ew'.

The image is at 17:00 and clearly talking about 'minors'.

In Germany you have to be 16, your spouse has to be 18 and your parents have to agree. So it's definitely possible to be a minor with an adult spouse.

@@grasweg3 Did you forget the original point? It's on a sign warning about minors needing parental supervision. It's either a poorly written sign or it's a wtf moment that there are so many adults in relationships with minors it has been listed on a sign in the middle of kids having to have a parent/legal guardian with them lol. I'm not sure why people are choosing to defend the adult/minor relationship perspective when it's more likely to be intended to mean the spouse of a child's parent.

@@jessicataylor7174 It's actually because in the USA you can be married as a minor if your parents sign off on it, and your 'sponse' can be way older, and in some states since you can't sign contracts and such, you can't get divorced sometimes

Or "Too late I'm gay now, so I might as well finish."

@@tamsinashton2293 I mean no need to pull out anymore so yeah just enjoy the finish lmao.

Bisexuals have it easier... just keep going, "This changes nothing!"

@@spiker.ortmann I'm sometimes glad that I'm bi / pan. How does it effect things if they both change gender?

@@tamsinashton2293 since I'm cisgender, i won't pretend to know. But it's a good question that maybe both of us will get answered if someone who is in that position pass by...

he was closer than most americans that I know

complètement agreed, mon friend

Et il était si fier lol

Oui surtout le "esthétique" Mdr

@@yasa.9963 thank you my poto !

Most places in the U.S. have in fact set their drinking age at 21 and their wedding age at 18, making anyone between those years a minor legally eligible to be married.

Several US states allow minors to marry, and 7 of them *have no minimum age* with parental consent or judicial decree. It really is that creepy

Heh... I'm Australian... we got these exceptions during my RSA training... the spouses can be under 18...

I’m imagining a life size mannequin shaped like and painted like The Click as his new merchandise

Most of us would, in fact, react _far, _*_FAR_*_ Worse._ Especially all of those loudly-self-proclaiming-"patriots" who've never set foot here in New York, and usually spend their time hurling insults at us New-Yawkers.

anger

Honestly, I think the top poster was added as a joke.

Daymare is the one I have heard as the opposite of Nightmare, they were creatures who bought daydreams to people in Piers Anthony's Xanth novels. So I think it is appropriate.

I know and no wonder why he couldn't focus

The passenger is also a dog. On a related note, dogs can ACTUALLY be taught to drive cars. For real.

Well... that depends on how much they drank, how long ago, the size of the dog, the size of the vomit... no necessarily kill it, but as a bare minimum the dog will end "tipsy"...

didn't they catch him twice doing it. like for two different parties

Then ask them their opinion on pina coladas.

Do you ever find that you can't move when you feel he is there? I have sleep paralysis, and it's actually pretty common to "see" or "feel" a dark terrifying figure during it. It's definitely something to talk to your therapist about, but I thought you might find it comforting that you aren't alone in experiencing this sort of thing! Hope you're having a great day and a great life :)

@Irish Alchemy thank you And no, it's not sleep paralysis. I have no problem moving when it happens

😳

Just the socks? Sure sure

I _knew_ I saw a bootleg version! In the version I saw, he lived with his uncle and aunt, and they were later burnt. Hilarious, right? It's not like his father was some evil guy, and his mother died in childbirth or something like that... Right? ;-p

I... hate humans

@@Aaackermann Humans are indeed the worst.

He already narrated a book. It's called "The Blind Servant"

@@nathryl03 I did not know that! Thank you!

@@melonyreece4195 You're welcome 😄

@@nathryl03 Wait, what!? Where can I find it and how do I know I have the right version??? XD

@@acrojen03 It's on audible and it says narrated by Mark Deck (that's Cliccy's name btw, if you knew already I'm sorry for this 😃)

Most states in the US allow child marriage. 8 states have no minimum age requirement. So if a parent and a judge approve of a 10 year old marrying her 50 yr old rapist so she doesn't have a baby out of wedlock, that is legal in some states, and has happened similarly in living memory. Yeah, they're probably talking about that sort of situation, but "child with adult spouse" is a for-real current problem in the US.

Or a 20 year old and a 21 year old if this is in the US. Of course, if it's in _certain_ parts of the US it might mean a 15 year old and a 21 year old.

The passenger was a dog too tho...

my first Click vid he said my name...freaked me right out...haven't stopped watching.

I'm still waiting for my name to show up, but it's one of the most common names in my generation and not particularly special.

@@zemorph42 nice thing going for you, you will probably hear your name coming from those lips way earlier than non english named people...

@@spiker.ortmann I'm certain he's already done several of those, though I only remember "Amir".

If he says my name, I am screaming

y e s

YESS!!!!

Day 45 of supporting you

Yes.

Hell yes ❤️❤️❤️

Nice

Right descriptor, but you were off by one word on the term for it. The full term is actually "Precocious Puberty," & it's essentially as you described it.

it is also why puberty blockers were invented

I think you might have meant "Precocious Puberty." Promiscuous has a very different meaning and should not be associated with puberty. At all. Ever.

@@AlphaOmega925 YES. THIS. Please edit, OP, trust us on this...!

In the 1990's pregnancies in pre-teens was linked to excessive use of growth hormones in cattle. Which is why it's forbidden to use growth hormones in cattle in the EU (or import growth hormone reared beef). But it's not forbidden in the USA and for example Argentina. After all, it's nothing life-treathening. Or something...

the only case of giving birth that young or of having an early puberty? because precocious puberty is a thing, albeit rare

@@xenos2027 Then I must've been mistaken about that. But far as I know no one's given birth at 5 besides this poor girl.

@@xenos2027 as far as i know, both answers will do, 5 is way too young to both of those... i never heard of another case of a 4/5 years old kid having precocious puberty... i don't know for sure, of course, but...

For gods sake. Its not that she is capable of beeing pregnant that is the point. Someone friggin raped a 5 year old! Jesus christ! What happened to humanity! I am sick now.

@@Aaackermann You know that people are capable of discussing two aspects of a single issue simultaneously, right?

Yikes. Just … yikes!

The real yikes in that is my grandmother was scared of boats and water and my grandfather was Air Force 😳

@@namaking3993 Was this before she married your grandpa or did she...

@Leonhard Euler It was before she married him, she knew about my grandfather who was apparently quite the wild man about town back in the day. But they didn't date or marry until after the war. Their love story is great... just wish it was about someone else's grandparents rather than finding out my "lady" of a grandma had quite a bit of youthful indiscretion, and my very stoic grandpa was a player 😳

@@namaking3993 Well, your family's story is sweeter (and raunchier) than mine. I strive to be as cool as your grandparents .

He lookin it extra snazzy

Wydm? He's always fabulous 💅✨️!

What? Sea turtles hatch from their eggs after about 60 days, are you saying the mother just waits the whole time? I've never heard of this...

nah it’s Ncest for me

Daho

@@JÆuroriz You've heard of Dababy Now get ready for: _Daho_

See also: Dahmer - the glorification of - on TV last year!

It’d be pretty mind blowing imo.

I might be wrong, but I think it should be is instead of was. I’m hoping I’m wrong, but laws like that have been around recently enough to get covered by John Oliver a year or two ago (or pre-pandemic, time is weird.

@@christyencremins7676 You are indeed luckily wrong. The law changed last year, now no one under the age of 18 can get married there

@@christyencremins7676 thankfully, as of July 28th last year (that's July 28th 2022), it's illegal. You now have to be 18. I'm assuming this is some of the happiest you will ever be hearing you are wrong, and I don't think I have ever been happier saying someone is.

@@ricebeansrockroll882 2023? Last year? How long have I slept???!!! (I know January is when we all collectively get confused with year numbers. I just wanted to make a joke. Could happen to all of us)

@@LittleMaitea sauseage fingers. Typed in 2023 3 times just now trying to correct it. My stubby fingers are to big for typing on mobile.