r/FacePalm - just a lil BOMB 

Love how the fact they are naming the girl rifle, made Click miss the fact that the Aunt described the parents as “my brother and his STEPDAUGHTER “. That kids got more to worry about than a dumb name…

I can no longer hear "psst" without saying "disclaimer". Thanks Click.

boycotting a store that won't let you in is the "you can't fire me, I quit" of protests

So fun fact: the ring isn’t poor quality, hematite is just very fragile. You could have a good or bad quality ring and it will break if you aren’t careful. The reason this bit of folklore surrounds the stone is probably to be an explanation of why it breaks so easily.

As it's been pointed out by many witches and pagans, hematite is SUPER fragile and easy to break. When actual practioners say "Hey, it's just super fragile" I think it's safe to say the ring didn't break because of negative energy.

The plane can have a little artillery. As a treat

In my old work place, the CEO disallowed me the use of earphones while working. I worked as a front manager at a restaurant. No one had ever complained, in fact, I'd gotten positive feedback from customers how I give great service and it's a joy to see how much I care about my work because I could always be seen doing something to make the eating experience better and safer for everybody. (It was a buffet-style serving during covid and I was working alone because we didn't have money to keep more staff.) One person complained that I was "just listening to music and not focusing on work". I couldn't think about anyone who'd felt that (you can usually tell who negative feedbacks came from). The only explanation I could come up with for the claim of me "not focusing on my work" might have come from the fact that, having ADHD, I tended to have 3-5 unfinished tasks around the restaurant; customers would come in at a pace that would constantly interrupt my work and then I would direct my focus on something else that needed to be done. Or simply the fact that I was wearing my earphones, nothing concrete. I used earphones because I'm autistic and after being left running the front alone, I no longer had time to take a few minutes to go into the storage to do my grounding mantra. The podcasts I had playing in my ears were there for me to focus on when I could feel a wave of anxiety approaching, I always paused a podcast to serve customers, but I would still keep my earbuds in (to dull the noise). The CEO instantly took the single complainer's side. I put away my headset, invested in some speech filtering earplugs (*EXPENSIVE*), studied for an entrance exam on my time off work, got into a school and quit. Now I'm studying for a career that will have a starter pay 3 times what I was paid after over a decade's work in the restaurant industry. So although I still feel that the complaint any my CEO's ruling were unjust, it worked out in my favor in the end.

Thank you so much about pointing out the toxicity in the "lucky guy'" response of forced naughties.

My favorite thing about the "Large boulder the size of a small boulder" headline is that the headline writer admitted to it and said "It had been a LONG week", but does find it hilarious. For those curious, the headline was supposed to say "Large boulder the size of a small car"

I saw that thumbnail and was just like "No, NO, no one can be that stupid", I give humanity too much credit.

Actually they finny changed the law in Singapore, being lgbt is finally legal!! Also did you know that jewel's water fall is one of the biggest indoor water falls in the world. I'm really happy to see my country changing for the better☺️

"Brenda Tent retired from living at the age of old" Sounds about right to me

In uni I attended a course about medieval literature (we focused on death and violence cause my teacher was a young woman and she was like "everyone does romance for middle age literature but that's not what my doctor is about so neither is this class") and one day when we were reading a text about decay and death the teacher just goes "did you know that in the middle ages 1/3 of the european population got wipped out? Imagine what that would mean in this room. It's a fun game I like to play when I'm in a crowded waiting room." That teacher was just glorious we loved that class xD

"Congratulations to my brother Jerry and his stepdaughter..." DID NOBODY NOTICE THIS!!!!!

the dead guy in Tokyo isn't the only one. A couple in Britain murdered their parents, buried them and then lived off their pensions for decades. It also came undone when the media came to do an interview with one of them cause they would have turned 100.

Fun fact: The bubonic plague did not disappear, actually. Although it's rare, it still occurs to this day.

13:50 I love that he got so caught up by the name "Reighfyl" that he missed the guy hooking up with his stepdaughter.

The Click: "THE NEWS!" My hearing: "THE NOOSE!" Me: "Relatable."

The other night on Reddit there was a thread that was blowing up in r/relationship_advice posted by a woman who was making out with a (34yo) guy she’d recently started dating, and while they were making out he finished in his pants, smiled, and asked if she had finished too. And the woman was basically asking wtf to do and if that was normal. Really funny thread. …But then someone replied with a link to another thread where a 34 yo guy was asking for advice after he came in his pants and his girlfriend had asked him to leave, and what should he do? It was the same fucking guy. We knew because he deleted the thread as soon as someone asked if their threads were related. lmfao Good times.

As a teacher I have legitimately heard weirder names, and that should tell you a lot. On the other hand, I’m REALLY good at pronouncing made up words now. My educated guesses are pretty spot on ten years in.

That artillery shell, in theory, could still be live. They brought a real, possibly live explosive to a fucking airport.

I once had some people complain about being paired up with me for a school project. After talking to the teacher, I managed to do the project on my own. When we were presenting, they were sent up without me and apparently hadn't done anything, then started blaming me only to be reminded that I wasn't in the group. I didn't do great but I still passed and got extra credit for doing the whole thing solo, bringing me up to a B. That teacher made a separate version of projects for solo students for the rest of the year.

28:09 Haematite, with chemical formula Fe2O3, primary iron ore, also know as rusted iron. Man I sure do love chemistry

I think it would be funnier to have the two different Alpha Bros plus a Omegaverse fan just talking to each other that would be freaking hilarious

Brother got his STEPDAUGHTER pregnant. The name is perfectly rational considering this XD

How did Click miss the part about Reighfylblplipthptzz's parents being Blorp and his STEPDAUGHTER??

38:12 my fav part was that was an official police sketch and is DID find the guy the dude just looks like that

I love Click warning not to go down a rabbit hole where all the recommended videos are the same, while I'm on a deep dive rabbit hole of his videos and it's basically all I now have in the recommended

"Please wait patiently for the failure of the system" There's a multitude of jokes for this but I think the pinnacle is: This should be on every government building.

13:05 Peta has kidnapped dogs off of porches and put them down. They're not even the good guys.

Just to note those online "aptitude test" they give you when they apply for jobs are literal personality tests. I've had a number of jobs show me the results. They're basically modern Quizilla tests. (I know this isn't quite the same as the story in the video but it is related and thought I'd share this.)

20:20 (time) my great uncle did this to my great grandma. Took a while to get the balls to call a welfare check. The cops found her body in a truck in a random feild dressed in Mormon temple clothes. They determend shed been dead any where from 3 months to 3 years as he was gathering the pension

Fun fact: Hematite is one of those stones that disintegrate/break when it is exposed to water frequently. Ie; sweat. Washing hands.... yea. Not the quality, it's the stone (and possibly it being made into a brittle ring shape with no impact durability)

i've heard about parents back in the earlier days of the internet who thought deleting the internet explorer shortcut would prevent their kid from accessing the internet. but i can top that one. my mom used to ask me to sometimes to online stuff for her in government sites, like social security and irs sites, and she'd always ask me at the most inconvenient times. i then found out it was because she thought the sites worked only on the same schedule as the offices, meaning she thought by 6pm the sites were inaccessible and didn't work on the weekends. i let her think that for a while just for the sake of her not asking me to do those things on the weekend

31:29 Everyone always forgets about Imperial Germany.

My job used to make fish hooks so technically they could be called made in America but almost all the parts came from China. XP

I was visiting a wwi battelfield on italian alps yesrs ago and there was a family with 3 kids. Those people were literally playing caralessly throwing at each other a 100 yo unexploded handgranade. I pointed out that it was extremely dangerous and their response was "It had all the time to explode, if it didn't yet it must be safe now". I went away from there as soon as possible and called the police that sent some men immediately. I haven't heard weird stories of blown-up children on the newspapers in the next days so I suppose the police arrived there in time. By experience I totally believe the story of the bomb in the airport. Sometimes certain people seem to have just pinecones in their brain.

The gift certificate for reporting employees works right up to the time a manager gets photographed using their cell phone...why? Because that actually happened 3 days after a similar policy was put in place where I work. A manager meeting was taking place on the manufacturing floor (which has posted no cell phone use NO EXCEPTIONS) and every single manager was using their cell phone...sign got taken down the next week after that photo was circulated to every employee via E-mail...

When you were talking about witch trials rewarding persecuting people for witchcraft it reminded me of the thing with the British and India. This was back in colonial times so India was a British colony and they had a problem with snakes in India, so they introduced a scheme where you could hand in dead snakes for a financial reward. The Indians all started breeding the snakes to kill and hand in and they ended up with way more snakes than they started with 😅

I just love the scream at the beginning of the video. I open a “The Click” video and hear “YEAAAA” in a raspy squeaky voice. But i live for it

"She sings like a bird, looked like a bird, and Brenda was a bird."

22:34 it's been mentioned a lot whenever the Thomas Sanders receipt post comes up that that particular store does actually have the ability for staff to add order instructions, it's perfectly feasible for it to have been a fan seeing him

22:28 imagine trying (and failing) to block off the name of Thomas Sanders to protect his identity, when it is THOMAS SANDERS and he tweeted this to his followers.

4:30 that family broke so many laws by bringing that pet shell home... my goodness god I'm about to explode like that unstable shell

Me: * watches fellow trans people react to transphobia * The internet: YOU MUST LIKE TRANSPHOBIA, RIGHT?

tbh "couldn't you just pause it" has mad "parents asking you to pause your online match for dinner" energy but with the ages reversed.

The scary thing about comfirmation bias isn't that everyone has it but that you don't know when you are doing it. Your mind will basically erase what you see from your memory at times if it doesn't correlate with what you believe. Who knows how much stuff your mind automatically cut out?

31:17 , I once had a similar experience where I went to California for a vacation where we stayed at a hotel. At some point, we got hungry and the hotel didn’t have a lot of options, so we went so a gas station and a man walked over to me and said “Where are you from? You have a weird accent.” I didn’t want to sound mean, replied:”I’m from Canada.” And the man said: “What? No Canada isn’t real. Haven’t you seen on TikTok?” And we walked back to the hotel, giggling the whole way back.

My grandma once brought a sword as a souvenir to a plane, They didnt even notice until the plane was mid-flight. They just took it away and then gave it back to her when she landed, she didnt even know swords, SWORDS. weren't allowed

I FREAKING LOVE how the reporter looked at his crew and like "is this serious? Oh it is... okay..." kills me laughing

36:45 I love how you can take the smallest thing like this dog and make us feel better or give us some advice it's one of the reasons why I love your channel so much

39:25 How to tell you are one eyed without saying you are one eyed (nor showing your face). Depth perception. Some people just don't have what it takes.

As someone who has been food safety certified in the past for many years, that raw chicken butter clip literally made me scream, "NO," and it's midnight thirty on a Tuesday night.

13:50 I love how many RU-vidrs read this post, and miss the detail that it's celebrating the offspring between Jeremy and his _stepdaughter._

So the "I'm going to bring a bomb to the airport" thing happened again in my town, lol. Some dude got his hands on some disarmed grenades and figured it would be totally cool to bring them in his carry-on luggage.

My dad ordered a Roof Rake and was delivered a tiny box of shoelaces with the word "roof rake" printed on it.

10:13 In Mandarin, it is pronounced "Waiguo ren lai hua goongzuo xuke xitong guzhang, qing naixiin dengdai." and that means "The system for foreigners' work permits for China currently doesn't operate. Please be patient." Though this sign is kind of ironic considering that it is specifically aimed at non-Chinese people.

“She had no horses but tought she did.” Brenda spent a lot of time playing RDR2. “OK BOY."

Props to the second to last guy for keeping a straight face

28:05 pretty sure hematite breaks when it’s been exposed to too much water but they manage to market it like this because people don’t look into the chemistry of why it breaks

"I don't think that's the norm... being 19" ah yes, 19 years old are such a minority

I’m 19 living with a roommate and doing my best to survive because I was practically disowned by my family. It’s not just butterflies and rainbows. It’s freaking hard. And the weird thing is my grandparents were married and pregnant at my age while owning a trailer and being able to pay through college with a grocery store job. I work at Walmart and can barely offord to live and have hobbies. This is how the world has changed. I’m in Louisiana in America.

The people gluing themselves onto counters reminds me of the airport in Sweden that was shut down for a day or two as some people had glued themselves to the runway.

26:13 My dumbass thought it was talking about like, her rich skin color, like she had such beautiful skin that she was awarded for it and I'm so fucking stupid

13:53 “Congratulations to my brother Jerry and his STEPDAUGHTER” Excuse me??? Did this man married his strepdaughter???? I’M SO CONFUSED

7:52 Fun fact the black plauge still exists but, because of modern hygiene and medicine it's very rare to get.

36:26 there are so ma-objection hearsay

as someone who has been so high that I couldn't feel my body working, no. No you would NOT have heard yourself crying until you sobered up a bit. It is terrifying in the moment, but kind of hilarious afterwards

Im convinsed ambers lawyers just watched legally blonde and was like "yeah, this will work."

Who in their right mind picks up an artillery shell and decides to take unexploded artillery shell home as a souvenirs instead of, oh I don't know. CALLING THE LOCAL AUTHORITIES TO HELP DEAL WITH A TICKING TIME BOMB?!

32:10 That's actually a good idea! I thought that, since I live in a small enough town, the people here would be smart enough to use turn signal. However, due to someone NOT using it, me and my sister were waiting a couple of minutes for some car to drive by at an intersection, only for that car to turn.

I actually work in a shop that sells hematite rings, and it’s the metaphysical meaning behind it that post was referring to. Hematite rings metaphysically absorb negative energy and break afterwards. Hematite rings from a scientific basis, are made of iron. And when you’re wearing them they absorb the sweat on your hands and that weakens the integrity of the stone causing it to break. Luckily these rings are usually only a couple bucks US/Canadian dollars.

The management asking for pictures don't specify it has to be employees. So the customers can send in pics of each other and make $25 each.

Me: *gets out of shower, reheats pizza, watches Click while eating* Click: "You smell amazing." Me: :)

The big audible *thud* with the scooped powder made me burst out laughing much more than it had any right to 😂

I like to think I help avoid the confirmation bias stuff by making a point to re look up the info every so often when I come across a bs claim online.

I had a friend who had their debit card info stolen and the thieves tried to buy $100 worth of stuff at target. The card declined because my friend had $20 bucks on his card. Before they could try anything else, his bank contacted him and informed him of the theft.

True the Ukranians are couragous, but consider: -The Ukranians(been invaded before) -The Native Americans(people often call the Vietnam war the first war the U.S. lost, not so) -The Zulu(won against British using leather shields, bows, and spears) -The Polish(somehow manage to come back every time Poland is wiped from the map) -Basically any minority country ever

34:54 Oh god I need to re-watch that trial, it was too good.

4:56 this was a BANGER vacation

As a German I can confirm that the story with the american asking from which Germany you are is more common than most people will think. Some people even think that the Nazis are still holding the power here. It is frustrating.

19:43 him lovingly pronouncing “gaandu” not knowing it means “arsehole”

Your commentary kills me. I laughed so hard I almost snored my coke - the drink! The artillery shell completely destroyed me

30:53 the irony is palpable

28:27 omfg as a vegan myself, I hate the sheer amount of ableism within the vegan community .. it's true that we are against using animals in any way but I'm pretty sure we can make an exception for people who need animals to help them have a good quality of life. Especially considering the official definition of veganism is to avoid using or consuming animals *as far as possible and practicable.*

"The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump" is great, is the cut up speeches of a rambling madman and made into equally incomprehensible poems 🤣

38:36, please tell me the sketch was drawn by a kindergarten kid, that’s the only acceptable explanation I can come up for for this 🤣🤣

39:05 how to speed run salmonella😂

"If you're not letting me in I will not visit your store!" Yeah... that's the plan, a-hole xD

Ah yes. I clearly remember learning at school about the war between the Roman Empire and USA, where rome invaded just to crucify the greatest american to have ever lived - Jesus.

The "vine guy who does awesome impressions" is Thomas Sanders, who does weird stuff intentionally like referring to himself in delivery instructions. 😂

24:44 It's like self-induced doublethink.

Just a bit of info, the book 1984 was never actually banned anywhere in the US. There were a few fringe groups who attempted to ban it but they've never succeeded.

10:35 This legitimately could be grounds for a lawsuit. Publicly mocking and bullying an employee, that person needs to at the very least lose their job.

To be fair, hearsay is testimony someone gave outside of court. So if someone confessed a murder to you, but not under oath or with a lawyer present or anything, and then you testified that they'd confessed to you, that would legally be hearsay.

Also... the black plague didn't disappear. It rampaged across the old world over and over, causing many many individual "plagues." The best part of the sketch at the end is the guy kind of does look like the sketch, actually.

22:35 is a bit of a wooosh moment for the reddit/tumblr post and Click. That was Thomas Sanders, he does these things.

The number of women at the “Arsenal to play with Dicks out” game reminds me of a story where my aunt called a cab to pick her up at the airport in London. She told the cabbie that he would know her because she was wearing “purple pants”. “Pants” means underwear in the UK. She’d never seen a taxi arrive so fast.

32:57 I would literally scream “I HAVE TO TAKE A SHI-“ 😭😭

About the folding chair. It's most likely about not wanting to risk any dents on the product from the metal pieces knocking together. You could put something in between the layers to prevent that. I get that it's a folding chair and the person who buys it is going to fold it, but the company who made it doesn't want to sound out a damaged product. It's just a bit overkill. I worked in the return industry for a few years and shipped products out of a warehouse that also handled Amazon products for reference.