r/Holup | DON'T THINK IT. DON'T SAY IT. 

Seeing Lexi completely miss the Mark Zuckerberg joke and just rant about Polar Express was both infuriating and hilarious.

Lexi not being able to see the Amogus in the pee bed has me dead. Never change, Lexi!

the fact that lexi completely missed that the pee stain was an amongus

Lexi saying *Aggravated assault* with a deadpan tone is my LIFE FORCE

I read the story about the arm and i can garuntee its not as evil as you think. The doctor helped the soldier by amputating the arm and the medical staff skeletonized it for the doctor. 50 years later the doctor found it in his army trunk and wanted to give it back. The Vietnamese Man was thankful for the medical help he had recieved but had no clue where it had gone and assumed it had been disposed of. He was also grateful for the arm being returned because his military records had been lost and he hoped the existence of the arm would help him qualify for Veteran benefits

I love how Lexi sometimes just misses the entire point of a post because of their blindness

I love it when Lexi looks at a sometimes confusing and infuriating subreddit as it always makes me laugh

“Have a good life, god knows I won’t” is my new catchphrase from now on

"What in the fair trade, full-serving, fibre rich, fruity FUCK are you doing" has me dead

Love how Lexi doesn’t get some of these and just gets mad 😂

14:35 I love how they “don’t do abbreviations,” but they say “lol.”

19:48 To add to this, Chiquita actually *was* involved in the overthrow of the government of Guatemala in 1954 while it was still called the United Fruit Company. They lobbied heavily for the US government to get involved in a situation that hurt their profits in the area.

To clarify the first one, lexi: they're trying to rick roll you

God bless Lexi's pure soul. Seeing how about 30% of memes just go over her head by this is hilariously cute

So many things Lexi missed. Love ya, girl, but sheeeesh. ^_~ 0:00 Rickroll 1:13 Pee stain is in the shape of Among Us crewmate 3:08 The person demanding they uncensor armpits was the same person who said "We censoring armpits now?" 6:51 Coordinates G13 means "on the cat's face". 15:42 Big Zucc's photo mixed in with the "lifeless eyes" of the Polar Express

I love how the thing that sets Lexi completely off is just mangoes

she might miss half the jokes but we still love you, Lexi

18:42 Don't worry, Lexi, he's just the guy from the math problems.

9:54 “is your scout leader a priest who really didn’t like Rihanna” this got me dead

The fact Lexi missed that the pee was among us character shaped is crazy

15:55 bro didn't even realize it was mark Zuckerberg

13:00 the Doc basically saved the Veteran's life because his arm that was amputated got gangrene.

"What in the fair trade, full serving, fiber rich, fruity F*CK are you doing with that many mangos!?" Lexi... you cant just say that before I have to go to work... that is weapons grade funny and Im currently choking on my lungs xD

Will you miss it? Will you? Aaand... Yes! 16:00 passed and you still didn't realize(or at least voice) that bottom left lifeless eyes are actually the Zucc.

Fun Train fact: The locomotive whose blueprints were used as a basis for the "Polar Express" locomotive still exists. Pere Marquette no.1225 is a class "N-1" 2-8-4 "Berkshire" type steam locomotive built by the Lima Locomotive Works in 1941 that is currently preserved by the Steam Railroading Institute in Owosso, Michigan.

1:14 I think you missed something about that... it's the shape of the stain

9:08 apparently some people will huff the gas in whipped cream cans as a drug.

18:43 WE FOUND THE GUY IN THE MATH PROBLEM LETS GOOOOOO

15:40 The fact that I had to do a double take to realise one of them was Mark Zuc

I’m losing my mind at the fact that neither Lexi nor the editors realized what the “Hol’ Up” part of the Polar Express post was! (Hint: bottom left picture)

16:00 Lexi casually not seeing the joke

14:42 Oh boy. I remember this one. Obligatory reminder that July and August were previously Pentember and Sectember, and the new additions are the “-uary” months.

Glad Lexi is immune to that Rick Roll at the start.

14:52 The Romans did have twelve months, but the year started in March. So they actually where the 7th, 8th, 9th and 10th month of the year.

19:41 Now I want to know what government was overthrown by Chiquita in 1954.

21:25 Took me almost 30 seconds to see what was going on! Al,ost convinced me there's such a thing as cryptids,

I love Lexi narrating subreddits, give us more

I'm new to this channel but i can already tell that lexi absolutely has to be a fan favorite, she's just so iconic and innocent!

1:18 - Among Us' imposter on the bed *kinda sus*

12:57 by assumption, the arm was probably amputated, but i love lexi's explanation, so much better 😂😂😂

So I looked up the NY whipped cream law. Turns out it only applies to something called a whipped cream charger (no idea). Update: So the law bans the sale to minors of the tops of the cans by themselves that dispense the whipped cream in order to curb nitrous oxide inhalation among them. It's the same reason you need an ID to buy canned air.

Lexi missing the joke is half the experience. Never change, gurl

HEARING LEXI SWEAR FOR THE FIRST TIME HAS ME DEAD

Can confirm that wolves are the solution to all problems in life

17:57 So we're eye-shaming now??? 💀

The piss one was shaped like an among us bean. I think thats the joke, not the actual piss

14:25 i love that they said "just spell out your words" before saying "lol"

13:32 im ASSUMING since he was a doctor the arm had to be amputated, hence its in good spirit because the guy saved his enemies life by amputating the arm, i mean the whole 'keeping the arm as a souvenier' thing is still abit weird even if my guess is correct

0:15 Lexi, I’m so glad you were on a computer, because it’s abstract art Rick Astley. If you had turned it, you would’ve been rickrolled

15:50 the bottom image is mark Zuurberg

12:11 breakfast is the **first** meal of the day bc you break your nightly fast, it can't be skipped only delayed

18:08 they all scream the same when I gauge them out so its all good to me

22:22 I have to check this out and yes it was real and created by adult toy company, which makes this more hilarious but also sad at the same time. Wouldn't be surprised if this was an idea from a reality alienated marketing executive, whom never step outside of skyscraper that have everything.

2:20 that's just a nice version of the Viva Piñata games

At 13:12: "Hey man, I heard you needed a hand?"

I love how funny Lexi is but damn she blind and it's freaking great

19:35 no chiquita you didnt, the CIA already did it in 2016

“What in the fair trade full-serving fiber rich fruity f**k” has become my favorite phrase now

Lexi you make me so enraged with your kind concern for these people 😭😭 You called minnie mouse mickey mouse lexi never change this was hilarious

14:59 It was actually someone else who moved january and february to the start of the year, which is why it's the shortest and why it gets the extra day on leap years July and august were just renamed from quintilis and sextilis, which were named after numbers. Moving january made sense because it was named after janus, the roman god of beginnings

The amount of details Lexi misses if both hilarious and infuriating in equal amount.

If marrying her stepdad was the BEST decision she's ever made...what are the REST Of her decisions like?😮

I’m always so excited to see these videos!! They never fail to cheer me up

14:55 there is a really good RobWords video on that one, that they changed it themselves is just a myth

Fun fact: The "Breakfast is the most important meal of the day" thing was actually made up by Kelloggs, because they had recently (and accidentally) made corn flakes for the time, and began production. They made that up line I said before, to make people eat corn flakes.

17:58 Me, with hazel eyes: “you guys always act like you’re better than me!” My best friends with every eye color ever: *stares fancily*

2:30 Steve thought a little too far ahead.

The doctor who “took the arm as a souvenir” apparently amputated it to save the man’s life after it had become horribly infected if I’m remembering the original story correctly. That’s probably why he’s taking it so well lol

Lexi being so flabbergasted about the pee, she didn't realize it was shaped like an Among Us.

"The self awareness of a Turnip with a 9 Volt strapped to it." - Lexi r/BrandNewSentence

8:45 Lexi sounds like a seagull, I love seagulls .

That bull pitches my already questionable survival instinct against my insatiable urge to pet everything fluffy.

"what are they doing with that many mangos" well someone has to make the sacrifice to teach children multiplication

To reiterate what Lexi said about New York banning whipped cream: According NYeater: "The law, which went into effect in November, prohibits the sale of whipped cream chargers - not cans - to customers who are under 21, as the small gas canisters of nitrous oxide known as whippets can be inhaled to get high."

9:15 so apparently the whipped cream thing is preventing people under 21 from buying the whipped cream "Chargers" ie, the cartridges filled with the nitrous in order to charge whipped cream dispensers. your regular can of reddi-whip does NOT use a whipped cream Charger. more like the whipped cream dispensers you see in say, your local starbucks, with the cylindrical protrusion on the top, that's a charger, and that's what's being restricted.

7:15 the photo shopped "nobody likes you-R" and then the sack he's holding, says "recycle me"!! Richard.. ironic & iconic! 👌😂 👏🏾 👏🏾 👏🏾 😂

15:08 third time seeing this 💀 first on insta, then yt shorts and now here lmfao

18:37 that was so beautiful, I skipped back two times just to listen to it again

12:03 Then there's my family who're like what's breakfast? Is it something you... play? Meanwhile I'm still on the long hunt for what tf this mysterious thing called Dinner is

"Quick question What in the fair traid, full serving, fiber rich, fruty F@CK are you doing with that many mangos" Gotta be one of my absolute favorite reactions that i've seen on Emkay

“We have 12 months because of Julius ceaser” “Whoever messed this up should be stabbed.” Well, that checks out.

I like how at 13:57, the person says "So spell out your words. Just saying LOL." As in "Laughing Out Loud". But an abbreviation. Right after saying to not use abbreviations.

Twist with the Santa one. He just doesn't want to be on kratos's naughty list 😂

0:01 I already saw it even before tilting my phone 😂😂

10:50 My initial (mis)interpretation was that they wanted to go missing under mysterious circumstabces but for unknown reasons didn't want the other guy in particular to help them do it

11:34 okay but what type of media would turn you fully Asexual though??

18:38 hes the guy from the math problems heh

15:00 This was actually because the calendar used to start in March. The Julius and Augustus simply renamed existing months. Later January and February were moved to the beginning

2:11 Sorry Lexi, that's Minnie not Mickey.

15:45 I swear the guy in the bottom left corner is Mark Zuckerberg.

And this is why we don’t invite the “clap happy” voyeuristic couple to Monopoly Night unless Monopoly Night also happens to be on Orgy Party Night. Never making THAT mistake again lol (I’m kidding, I’m socially awkward to have friends)

That guy with 459 mangos is the person in those math problems with an absurd amount of fruits

Fun fact! The Bull at the end is not an Aberdeen Angus. Due to the size of the animal & the obvious large horns on the head. The Aberdeen Angus is known for being a hornless breed. It could've been a crossbreed, but Angus are a small breed (130 cm /51 inches Height at the withers)

3:30 yeah spreads "God's Love" all over backsides.............

The only problem with the Machamp in the consent condom meme is that Machamp can't coordinate all four of its arms to work on a single task. Despite having four hands, a Machamp wouldn't be able to open a consent condom.

18:50 what's the issue? two dudes can't have children, so the primary concern is invalid. they were obviously raised in separate households so the secondary concern is invalid.

7:18 well... hey still wholesome. They may not like me but they give me chocolate. Apology accepted.

If you think about it, vampires would be the best missionaries, because they can't even step foot inside your house without permission

18:40 This is the man from the math problems we were given as kids

Pinatas being alive would certainly change the outlook of parties.