r/Tumblr | mr snail says overthrow the government 

The snail says go drink some water

The snail says breathe

The snail says live

The snail says kill your parents

The snail says tell your loved ones you care about them

Keto Bread $6 a half loaf.

@@myplaylist7007 Keto Bread is the Brand Name Designer (BND) version of bread. BND anything costs significantly more than the real thing. You can't really use it as an example o0f 'normal'.

Yeah the real bread isn't that expensive I just don't like it when a person from a different country thinks there so much better than me cause I'm from America.

@@rhmdixie4991 Yeah, that's silly, I don't think any of us are better than you. I think we have it better than you because of reasons outside both your and my control. I was born into a country with an appropriate minimum wage, universal healthcare, free education up until cheap university, free public transport for students and a government that's keeping companies in line from indulging in their worst instincts. I didn't vote for that, I didn't make it happen, it was just the situation. And you currently live under a system which isn't very humane but that says nothing about you or Americans in general beyond 'you are getting a bad deal'. 2 Economic crises have happened yet the min wage is still the same, no mandated PTO, limited sick days (because you can totally control how often you get sick /s) a strong lobby that buys those in power to serve corporate interests rather than the people. Insulin need not cost $300, but it does, because it can. Honestly, I feel terrible about how Americans are treated by their government, corporations and media, but even worse when the citizens get judged on factors outside their control. I'm not better than you, I just get a better deal than you. Anybody that judges you for getting a worse deal than them is a jerk, because most of us had nothing to do with the quality of the deal we are getting. Good luck :/

it just seems when people comment like why there country is so much better than mine that I feel that I'm in the wrong place. Anyway thanks

he’s still fucking obnoxious with how he ruins every other post with a random tirade

No more angry subs for robin, he deserves a break

yeah i think he's suffered enough its time for him to have some subs that dont drive him insane for a little bit :)

Tumblr is the Chaotic neutral of social media

I think it’s more of a silly tone on the subreddit

@@IsaaacWithThreeA Then it gets posted on discord

@@deptonn hey man, stop calling me out

what a RU-vid moment

@@IsaaacWithThreeA then on instagram, where my friend tags me and then i tell her that i already saw that on tumblr and so on

Social media-ception.

​​@13. Ghani Ziyad Sagiansyah they became the wife

@@Versuffeyes

Ayo, a lesbian basketball player who's strangely personal with people sounds familiar

omg sapphics :3

"If you're seeing this, your printer is insecure. It's not a *big* big deal, but you should close it off. You don't need it this open."

I probably have the power, but the ability to dedicate the time to creating a trawler like that? Nope, the ADHD ain't going to let that fly hehe

@@aspenpaw0 mood, the adhd hates long term projects.

@@aspenpaw0 You didn't have to call me out like that

Floorshadowing: a term used for foreshadowing but when it takes place on a floor, ground, or track (Verb)

Lincoln had a son?

@@God-is-King1108 Yes, he died of illness at age 11 iirc.

@@Lewtable thanks man for the knowledge

@@Lewtable Abraham Lincoln had 4 kids, actually. One of them did actually die at age 11. In fact, only his eldest son, Robert Todd, would live past 18. Robert Todd was present for 3 of the 4 presidential assassinations in US History so far; his father’s, President Garfield’s, and President McKinley’s.

Do they hurt? I heard that when cats bite for fun they make sure to not bite too hard as to hurt

@@Khronophobia they do not hurt. Well I’m talking about my own experience, also my cat is dying and 8mdont know how to handle the emotions so I’m tell8ng you

@@Khronophobiaher bites hurt a bit, but usually not very much

So it *used* to be true?

@@Azoperoa its still true, this is the new algorithm. The old one was basically every pokemon had a base catch rate lets say between 1-10 (it’s actually way different but im simplifying) then the game adds points to that catch rate based on how low health the Mon is and if its asleep. Now each pokeBall has a is given a random number when it’s thrown, better balls have bigger numbers. If the balls number is bigger than the pokemons number it catches.

But how does that work? What was shown on the post was just a bunch of equivalent statements. What is the variable a? Is there a full formula somewhere?

@@colorfulslime8820 I'd check bulbapedia for the full formula

@@colorfulslime8820 On bulbapedia it'll show the various formulas, yeah.

If I lost an arm and could choose what the prosthetic looked like i want one that looks like a tentacle

@@blueshark3354 I have a 3d printer so the idea is if I ever lose a limb, I can print off various over the top prosthetics

There are also prosthetics you can get to ADD limbs to your body. Tom scott made a video about a thumb.

@@parkman29 this is very interesting and useful info! I shall do more research

> It would be cool to see the nerd guy and jock girl story as a show or movie Into the Spider-Verse has entered the chat.

​@@00andJoe CORRECT

I am going to murder you (you said star trek and proceded to reference star wars)

PLEASE I NEED IT this sounds like my mom and dad if they met in high school

Yeah for a second I was about to object then you acknowledged the thing and i was like okay i see what you did there.

But it's unnecessary large and it only has one variable lol

The hilarious thing about that guy is that all the weird ramblings he does are actually completely mundane, everyday sayings in Finland where the development company is from. They just sound like crazy gibberish when translated into English word for word.

Yeah Ahti was great but his janitor's assistant should get employee of year ;-)

​@@Lightice1 any non English language sounds like gibberish to anyone from English speaking countries

@@pifilixxiv3192 The phrases are translated to English, obviously, but their meaning is obscured in the translation. For instance, "I'm not the son of yesterday's grouse", which is the Finnish equivalent of "I wasn't born yesterday".

Me drawing fish for like 3 days and now just not thinking.

Dude, same. Now that I have somewhat regained my passion back I still wish I had never lost it since I could've gotten quite far in my life right now

Don't all of us wish we had that kind of passionate energy at all times?

Ayo? I saw that animation to but whaaaaaaaaaaa????????????????

Same, but the hyperfixation was being useful and doing minor tasks around my house and now im too depressed to get chores done at all

Mayhaps

What website is he talking about?

"No, hon, I don't get receipts, I GIVE receipts!" 😘

oh

i think it's the E621 image board

@@SpookySoulGeek yup E621 is the website lol

The Umami Archives

is that not normal?

That’s normal

I do that...

Y'all don't mean that right? Do your teeth not hurt from the cold temperature of the ice cream? Mine would for sure, or is that a person to person kind of thing, like everyone's teeth are different? I'm open to suggestion, just explain please.

​@@tyta.luctuosamy teeth hurt from cold temps too

That's... Outright [REDACTED] Why freaking fire somebody for something which you gonna throw away anyways?!

​@@pifilixxiv3192 because don't you know? People who do actual work aren't human

Same man, same.

Just a jackass really. Made jokes about a woman he worked with after she committed suicide, also blamed modern media for the rising suicide rates and claimed that depression ‘didn’t exist’ when he was young, and that they used to just get over it. Him and his wife also support an organization that claims praying can cure things like autism, cancer, and PTSD. Homophobic and transphobic, has backed a few Christian organizations that are notorious for being both. A few times he’s interacted with strangers online solely to misgender and be weird to them. He also has a grudge against introverts for some reason. He went on a tirade in one episode of his podcast about how introverted people are self-centered and selfish, and that they should just stop being introverted. It really came out of nowhere. He’s also done some scammy things I’ve heard, but I don’t know much about it. Also complains that everyone who criticizes anything about him or his creations is “weak” and usually approaches it with that old condescending, ‘sorry you feel that way’ attitude. Butch is just a man-child with too much time and money.

I can't see the one reply on this what did he do!?

this is why you get a Wii U

@@Starz1317 ?

Oh I see the wii u now… I already have a (broken) wii u

i agree, copyright law NEEDS to be updated 2:57 this is my original idea

@@minecraftstar_ that's a magnificent idea!

@@justsometroglodyte4056 thank you!!

@@minecraftstar_ !!uoy knaht

​@@minecraftstar_great idea sir/ma'am/nb

Yeah, i think he has made similar references before.

@MrFancyPanzer I've seen them from time to time. Every time im like, he knows???? Lmao

monosodium glutamate 💀

@@maiqu MSG is a hell of a drug XD

Same XD

That's another tick off the list. I don't know what list, I just sort of feel there is one Edit: can't wait to see what the guy who links to Emkay videos on Blips thinks about this

Oooh he meant that website. I thought it was a weird way to refer to the nuclear launch code site but I understood when I googled it and saw the e number in the info box. How are all the emkay narrators so based lol

Oh God I summoned my fellow furries 😭

@@neruwu seriously though 💀

Oh no, the baby came back to life!

E62-

Yes

100% most epic character of Control

Correct. "Was"

Oh, and it has interesting side effects in dogs, you should look it up

Yes.

is it the E621 image board?