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"you're _clearly_ an anime girl." - Jack

“My name is Jack, the spatula that smiles back” God tier quote

Before the Beatles became big they were just bugs

“i really don’t understand my brain” he says using his brain

Jack's Donald Duck impression is a spot on stitch Voice

"I just got rejected from art school" ah, history is repeating itself

Fun fact: The odds of getting a royal flush are exactly 1 in 649,740. Poker fiends have a slightly better chance of laying down a straight flush: Try 72,192 to 1. Out of the 7,462 distinct five-card poker hands, you have a 42% chance of getting a single pair though.

He trolled them by getting close in the gator suit, then standing up and freaking them the hell out. It’s honestly hilarious

I’m not gonna lie, im not a child and I once thought that Jeff Bezos could give everyone a billion dollars…..

"I always say spatulas, I don't know why, I don't know where it came from..." Let me guess, watching a little too much SpongeBob SquarePants during your free time?

The “nearly decapitated by flying turtle” thing perfectly describes the hardmode jungle in Terraria

Jack saying “balolbollaboobabla” is literally the funniest thing ever

7:45 If you didnt get this, in the book there is this character called montressor that basically traps some guy named fortunato by chaining him up to a wall and building a brick wall around him and lets him die by suffocation.

If we have a class election, I will represent the communist party.

14:06 So I'm in my high school band and we put these covers on the instrument where sound comes out and take masks off when playing and put them back on when we aren't. Drummers keep them on the whole time

I love how Emkay VAs always point out people’s pfps

Jack's brain is too complicated for him to understand

1:07 "My name is Jack, the letterbox that bounces back." :D

4:25 wholesome ending: they remembered their dinosaur lives and danced on their next

A creative mind is creative at coming with different ways to do genocide

"i always say spatula and i don't know why" it's probably because you find the pronunciation interesting and/or satisfying. I once learnt the word Quetzalcoatl and that's practically the only word I said for 2 weeks straight

I saw a post on r/IDontWorkHere where a guy (customer) was accused of being an unhelpful employee of the store, and when the Karen got the manager out, he pretended to quit with lots of yelling to make it easier on the store employees.

12:24 The cops coming back with a K-9: _Hello, Peter._

8:53 *Oh God.. please no-*

11:24 that's when you also come prepared with a Class D fire extinguisher. To either defeat the horde of wasps or to extinguish the LiPo fire from the camera's battery getting punctured.

Jack has a Donald voice that sounds like stitch.

Turns out I have a few more days left until school. 9 subreddit suggestions: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing This is my 328th day of doing this, hope they're all done soon!

1:19. An addendum to these tips. "Rob that heavily guarded bank. Make a weapon strong enough to kill God himself. Become immortal. The only thing stopping you is you"

My brain is so fucked when I see the Beatles I immediately click it

8:50 the fact that jack knows what a scaly is brings up many questions

1 Chad: opens the zip 2 thx God for giving him 2 inches more 3 Go to RU-vid and watch emkay latest r/Holup 4 Realize that jack did the thing for him

8:43 *cries in 2 letter name*

0:45 Seen this one in lots of places. People apparently don't know of any historical figure who started out as an art student, failed at it, and switched to politics.

5:36 *_"They had us in the first half, not gonna lie"_*

“I know a girl that likes babies and this the same” WHAT THE FFUUUUU

4:17 literally happened to me. Asked her out, she said yes, she tested positive for covid.

i love how he goes "BPPABBABBOBBAOBABBA" when the word "boob" is on screen

8:36 , he's trying to sound like Donald but sounds more like Smiggle/Stitch 😂😂😂😂

So if I was a government official, I would be an assassin and funeral director. Meanwhile my method of dying is a rose cannon.

8:01 I’m just gonna put this bop right here so I can come back to it everyday

3:52 he is actually a trained professional who is in a suit to take care of the crocodile

Bezos could give every person on Earth about $20 USD and still have an amount of money. But it is only $20, no additional zeros.

Everything at 14:12 pissed me off because as a band member, During covid, Mask were not fun to deal with so I had a moment there because there isn't really a solution expect to put on a regular mask when your done.

8:10 legitimately made me sad

3:16 That laugh is infectious

10:15 I got an ad of just a rickroll, it was 11pm and I jammed out to the whole 3 minutes of it, they even made it skip-able

9:19 It's Kim Jong-un

Still can’t get over how Jack says boob

5:47 spacepeenuts: doesn't recognize person. Simply asks, "Who's this??" notanyone678: rudely replies, "go educate yourself" spacepeenuts: "That's what I was trying to do!"

You ain't starting to put the thumbnails as stupid meme my dad sends me No joke my dad sent me that Beatles meme

oh I get it! its called the missile toaster because when it drops out of the plug it shoots towards your head like a missile

2:48 it’s been almost 3 years since i’ve seen this image and only a few months ago did i get the joke

God the voice jack made while taking about the chad the smart tax the rich persone was godly

3:37 now deez are bots at another level

the real math: jeff bazos has 185.3 billion. there are 7.8 billion people on this planet. if he gave everyone $23.75, he'd still have $46.8 million. that's right, he could genuinely buy everyone on the planet a decent meal. 1 meal, but still.

0:00 honesty is one of the best traits

Holy moly in the first minute

4:51 Oh hey this is still happening, especially on the recent gaming News about World of Warships.

Accidently sleeping 12 hours is better then sleeping 11.

Someone, take care of Jack, lately he is getting more and more insane.

The beatles were tiny before they become the beatle

12:39 I don’t like people who say “smoking doesn’t look cool” just because smoking is bad for you doesn’t mean it doesn’t look cool. Smoking can look cool it’s just bad for your health.

14:14 as a quarantine band kid, I can say that’s terrible. The masks we used were multi-layered with holes through opposing sides, except for the percussion who wore regular masks. All the wind instruments also had PPE over the bells (where the air mostly comes out) and we got a bunch of puppy training pads for the brass players to dump their spit on individually so there was no cross-contamination there either

Surprised how nobody is talking about how Fernan got infiltrated into English memes 12:09

That intro is indeed true.

7:19, can someone explain, I've never used an iPhone (Also, I use this thing because it's convenient for me to only need 1 charger for my phone and switch)

Water Earth 13:27 Air Long ago...

Rip that dude in North Korea who has steam

Imagine a delicious food that you smoke like a cigarette it's chocolate bread with fruit nuts tea leaves caramel and filled with ice cream you do a combination breathing and drinking it and eating it

13:52 i had two comments on this, a smart one and a cursed one thats why you need to look at twitch he's angry he doesnt get a free subscription

Gold ham shows up. I'm staring at it wondering who would do that. Two seconds later I'm pausing so I don't miss the next one because I'm laughing.

"Many people find big BFOFBFOFBFOBFBOFBS attractive" - Jack 2021

The fact Jack knows the difference in furries and scalies , noice. lol

"Here we have Kiss, Malong and.. Richard."

14:10 band member here, I’m pretty sure they figured out that instruments don’t really spread disease (at least not saxophones). Brass instruments use “bell covers” which act as masks on the bell of the instrument, but the saxes and clarinets and such don’t have to

Spatulas. Because it sounds like that word you haven’t been able to say since the the playground in the 80s

9:10 INDEED history is repeating itself

Finally, heaven.

I keep calling my friend jack the snack that bites back

Hey thank you for what you do I'm having a Black out and I'm bored and you helped me laugh even though I'm slowly sliding to the candles so I get a little warmer so thank you

This is my favorite Part 8:23

5:03 this is beautiful.

1:08 okay that's actually genius since teens slamming mailboxes with baseball bats is a real problem in the us

12:52 “Baninga”

6:24 As a german, I can absolutely relate to this man xD

That mock election one got me

“The spatula that smiles back” lmao

That's how you get to Hogwarts in Australia crocodiles. That's my excuse for feeding my relatives to crocodiles. They were wizards and witches... Plus we like to kill those people anyway... At least that's how it is from MY time😊.

4:35 lmao I thought that was a picture of gm_bigcity

4:53 when I realized the first guy was Hungarian I felt so proud

I always like the tweets someone they talked about responds or those "If popular youtuber comments I will delete channel" on youtube

13:17 I think he might go marine biologist

I watched this entire video high as kite. Kinda zoned out. Although the jokes in the video were funny. 14:17 broke me

You can't really be Mrs. Incredible if you don't have that Pixar Mom bod.

Jack:has a stroke reading the melon post

3:10 When I was a cringe ass middle school, due to them considering me as 'handsome', I got elected for class president for no reason(I just transferred school that time), So when it was time to give speech about how we will do our jobs....I said I'll do it the communist way(As a joke of course). Sooo when voting started, Everyone for no reason voted for me(Except for those who aren't allowed to vote), thus I won.....what a miserable life.

1:58 fun fact: someone would need 14.219.400.000.000.000.000.000 dolars to give every single person alive right now 1 billion dollars. that is probably more money than there is in the world right now and maybe even more than what could be made edit 1: grammar edit 2: yes i did the math and yes i am fun at parties

You know you've failed at something big time when a chatbot would point a gun at you for flirting with it.

9:23 that guy is probably Kimmy himself

This level of early-ness pleases me greatly