r/Holup | wait a second... 

the biggest r/holup was jack actually hitting the notes of youll be back tbh didnt know he could sing

Petition for Jack to post a whole cover of You'll Be Back:

That old lady story dealt at least 200 psychic damage

Wait, flash bangs are supposed to be punishments? I’ve been doing it all wrong, I thought they were just a fun way to prank your brother

9:07 i wouldn't be suprised cause zebras are extremely aggressive while cheetas basically have social anxiety when it comes to other animals

That old lady story made me shiver and gag. I'm not even going to timestamp it so others don't suffer as I have. Let my suffering be enough

7:50 this is why jack is a treasure

2:04 this one reminded me of the time in one of Markiplier's The Forest videos when they were talking about the cannibals in the game sprinting towards them on all fours and Wade said that unless that's your partner after your wedding day "you really don't wanna be seeing that" and so Bob made a joke about Molly running out of the bathroom on all fours in front of Wade the night after the wedding and said "And that's when Wade knew that it was on".

The "whose been a naughty sea turtle", got me. Lmao

Fun fact: uranus is actually pronounced yer-un-us, however the people at NASA were so immature and called it your-anus so much that basically everyone just started saying it that way. So basically a bunch of immature nerds memed the planets name so much and everyone trusted them for accurate information that we make butt jokes about a planet!

Jack singing You'll Be Back was not something I knew I needed, but wow was it lovely

5:06, I once saw a comment, which said "looks like deep fried eraser" and I can't unsee it since then.

8:00 that music number was precious

"Flashbang him." It's almost like if i always have flashbombs inside my house for this.

3:36 I've seen some pretty weird things, but this is the first time anything has disturbed me this much, and I'm one tough cookie!

I didn't know Jack knew that song from Hamilton. I didn't know Jack singing "You'll Be Back" from Hamilton is something I needed today.

1:33 Surely they could of just put Fornicating instead of the other F word, instead of mating....

Ok but the high note at 7:59 is actually really impressive! Not enough people are talking abt it.

Jack's preformance of You'll Be Back was wonderful :>

Okay I need Jack in Hamilton now.

10:24 I mean, technically one iteration of Shaggy was going to a military academy.

12:25 That's not a tab......... That's a full on bookmark. Either meaning he watches that regularly, or put there on purpose to mess with his students.

4:41 im alone with my cheese grater 😏

2:05 reminds me of something that happened at my school: You know how some schools hire people to specifically wipe down cafeteria tables and yell at 13 year olds to get off their phones? Well my school has one of those except he’s on a total power trip and probably shouldn’t be working in schools (think 25 year old neck beard). Recently he got angry enough at some kids and got on the table and barked. BARKED. like a dog. At some kids who were arguing with him. I’m so tired of this man, luckily ever since he got me suspended he’s stayed away.

Fun fact about the baptism picture, It actually happened in real life! A priest in fact drowned a baby in front of everyone and no one stopped him!

6:27 Who the hell used my Truffle Worm?

9:21 sure, whatever floats your goat

0:28 The taste of almonds usually means cyanide, they found a dead animal covered in cyanide

1:26 fighting, fleeing, feeding, and f*cking

6:17 if you kill it it'll drop a spell tome that you can shoot typhoons with

I lost my crap at the "terminally ill" joke.

Feeding kittens milk and bread? Yeah nah. At least he even took it to the vet

4:57 That literally looks like rubber from the sole of a shoe. Colonel Sanders needs to be busted back down to Private after that nonsense.

2:55 one mans trash is another mans treasure

8:10 ok, as someone who understands singing and has been taking classes for years, that was actually some genuinely good singing.

Emkay: *uploads* The Fans: WHO HAS SUMMONED THE ALMIGHTY ONES?!

2:41 I remember reading somewhere that one of the Pokédex entries for Mr. Mime was that he would marry the mothers of the people that heckle him. I’m going to fact check this to see if it’s true. Edit: I’ve been lied too

why does the mental image of an old lady spitting food into a breast feeding womans mouth just feel like something normal to see at a chili's just outside of Boston

i went to the bathroom forgot to pause the video , and i come back to this 8:03

1:31 I know a synonym to mating that starts with f.

8:35 Little did anyone know, that young boy would grow up to become our lord and savior.

4:48 WHAT DO THEY MEAN AGAIN?!?!😳😳

I can't help but wonder if the chick at 11:02 is simply making up shit as she goes along to get attention. Anyone can say anything they like on the internet, and so long as no one can provide proof otherwise, they're seen as honest and truthful.

11:42 Hurts your jaw?!😭

Love how the editor didnt even edit the flashbang sound, Jack straight up made a flashbang sound that sounded like clinking metal as the flashbang. Perfect

I have a thing about how food gets passed around and touched. If that old lady touched my food and started chewing it up I would have had a crisis

1:10 Lotso’s origin story.

7:15 One further, “Cat Soup”. That thing was an acid trip.

Pig shark looking like some kind of mob from a videogame.

7:31 “I got urine-us” “Buford that’s not how it’s pronounced” “it is on this channel”

3:20 I have heard Jack moan, groan, slurp, blurb and sexually harass his microphone on regular and everything that he could offer for his bits. This is the first I have heard this effigy of chaos gag in pure disgust.

That you'll be back performance from Jack was actually pretty good. Impressive given that it's a difficult song.

9:30 boat goat

10:22 He was popular around the late 90s to early 2000s. Most popular songs were Angel and It wasn't me. The songs were popular but pretty average by todays standards. I googled it and the honorary degree thingie seems to check out.

13:38 that's why you need to speak English during a worldwide meeting

6:03 I can’t…the way he said Bonjour

7:58 my teacher made us listen to this song for the most part

12:50 there’s something about that post that reminds me of Microsoft Sam Reads Stupid And Weird Signs

If you flash any a dog , then the dog will learn how to bite you in “ the areas “

6:31 please someone get the SCP foundation to contain this thing

I picked up a package recently and there was this grandma with a bicycle who stood beside me waiting to cross the street, she asked me whether I wanted to put my package on the bicycle because she thought it was heavy (it was not), which was sorta nice I guess The chewing grandma tho? Absolute madlad

10:53 gotta catch them all

10:29 Um that some weird math

0:15 this hits close to home, getting a cute animal only to take it to their death to then make food out of.... 😔Sheesh

9:30 "turns out dua lipa is bad at killing" 😂

A regular bang also works

2:35 Technically Mr. Mime is just playing into the pokedex entry trend for them. In reality though, or at least per the original plans of the Indigo League/Season 1, Bruno is the father.

0:05 im would be suprized if that was not a joke wiki how.

1:50 ? It’s even weirder if you only read the blue part

13:06 is a real Ohio moment

I once played this random gibberish pop song to my pet squid She is now a kid

7:50 That acapella was unexpected but enjoyable

11:12 13 year old girls at my old school

That pigfish made a Duke Fishron summon sound...

I don't know if I'm lucky enough to watch this or the fact that there is someone inside my trunk asking for help that I didn't ask for

4:26 Pikachu been eating a lot of apples and ketchup

12:56: A treebuchet?

2:50 “one man’s trash is a other man’s treasure

8:30 So, I was worried that this was going to be something like, "On a totally unrelated note, anyone know where I can find a mechanic who can get blood and a ten-year-old child-sized dent out of a car?" The actual post is so much more horrible than that.

Reddit: The Walmart for people who don’t want to fight to the death with a crack head over a discounted TV

11:55 Ferb, I know what we're going to do today.

This does not change the fact that in Australia there are 48 million Kangaroos and in Uruguay there are 3,457,380 inhabitants. So if the Kangaroos decide to invade Uruguay, each Uruguayan will have to fight 14 kangaroos.

Is no one going to talk about the tragedy of Funky and Bambam?

Oh man I turn off all my alarms without waking up or remembering it so I've recently been using flashbangs to wake up in the morning, very effective especially if you rub a carrot in your face the night before.

8:47 that’s billy bob from showbiz, not Micky mouse

0:30 that’s the same almond I use in my PfP

Stuff like this right here is what alcoholism is made of.

1:38 the first thing that came to mind was "fighting, fleeing, feeding, and f***ing" 🤣 to fix that sentance.

Don’t use flash bangs as the punishment! Use the steel wip!

Him: "You know what else tastes like almonds?" Me: Cyanide! Also me: The guy who tasted the dinosaur bones won't be getting far.

10:13 *wheeze* he is a god after all

5:02 glad to know I'm not the only one to notice the comparison 🤣

0:33 I normally don’t look at the fan art emkay gets but this one looks really good. Yes I know it’s a furry

0:51 a bigger eleventh finger

Isn't it actual Pokemon lore that humans used to marry Pokemon? So Mr. Mime being Ash's dad isn't actually that far fetched

"are we talking about the guy with the scooby snack fetish" 10:22

7:37 Uranus has never been pronounced as "ur-anus". The name comes from a Greek God which is pronounced as "u-ran-us". So it's not being changed, it's being corrected

Can't even shop at Walmart in Ohio 💀

Ohh man! This subreddit is crazy but EmKay is crazier, which makes my day better❤Go EmKay go!!

I like since I found this channel I haven’t stopped watching them but still haven’t subscribed to them 😅 WAKMART IS A CHAOS