r/Idontworkherelady Karen Tried To Steal My Dog! 

Honestly they could still end up getting fired for abandoning the job. They didn’t call to let their manager know, and so all their coworkers now have to pick up the slack and work extra to go home on time, AND god forbid they think they’re on the side of the road dead. And as for rslash’s genius comment: i know it’s a joke, but it’s definitely not genius, it’s psychotic and manipulative. (Mind you i don’t think they were actually doing that anyway)

@@anguspodgorny2283 it was the end of his shift and the store was closing. What job was he abandoning exactly?

@@Forest_Fifer that’s what I’m thinking

@@Forest_Fifer it may be the end of the shift / closing. But did he lock up the store after? Does he not have to clock out at the punch? Anything else before he could go home for the night?

@@MalonzeProductionsGaming was he responsible for locking up? Probably not if there were other people on shift and he said that the store would have closed after he left.

I'd just go with it at that point it's a holiday right. and you're off already.

I hope he did. Sounds like Bonnie and him love the company.

That was a wholesome story

Mmm pizza

Me too

maybe everyone has been vaccinated already, I went to visit my grandpa today and I could right through even though I had proof of vaccination on me.

They did check for COVID first. It was the first thing they did before he delivered the pizza in person.

They checked him for covid when he arrived.

Just imagine that Bonnie had been waiting for a long time for her person to show up, and if OP never was caught in the middle of this event?! 🥺

I worked in Aged care mostly in Kansas the first place I worked we had various events during the year. The staff got gifts for the residents like people did in stores by using a gifting tree did in the US. Some of the sadder times were when people had no family who came.

That's all of us grunts

Karen is just protecting onto the "employee" so she won't have to admit she was wrong.

I used to work retail there is no way that saying that you dont work for a place when you do would work out for you for several reasons a few obvious ones are coworkers ratting you out, managers catching you and lastly the cameras all over the store watching your every move. So I dont understand why these Karens would accuse someone of lying it boggles the mind

Yeah I’ve never had this happen. Before I became a full time student I worked different jobs for 2 years. Any time a customer would ask for help on my way out I’d politely explain that I’m not on the clock and point them to someone who was. Some people would insist that I get back on the clock and help them (which legally I couldnt do because I often worked 40 hours a week at 17 and by law I’m not allowed to work overtime especially if that means going over my 40 hours) I’d have to radio my manager and get them to handle the situation

Fr. Even in romania (where there aren't so many Karens) i saw this thing. It doesn't make any sense, like, why a worker would lie about it

Karens assume that all low level employees are slackers who would rather lie about their employment to get out of doing work than anything. That's the basic answer.

Fellow geriatric worker here, the activities workers are amazing! They put in a crazy amount of hard work, just to make it seem like no work to the residents.

@Rusto it really can be facility dependant, I've seen both side of the coin. My nursing clinicals first location was a dump, and while they were building a new facility and everyone hoped things would improve all I could say was that until employees started giving a damn, you could have the best facility, fanciest equipment, but it all equaled a polished turd if the staff didn't give a damn. The second location was like the polar opposite, setting up a covid ward to bring in new patients while still giving them the care they needed, and once they moved into the primary facility they made special arrangements to have family visit, plan activities, etc. The first place didn't even try anything. I love those facilities that go the extra mile, because the patients well being ultimately has a better outcome, even if they are only there for end of life, many more go a little happier than if they didn't have these little distractions.

I worked in one of those facilities during a summer it is amazing how active all those 60+ year olds working there are!

Same with my primary school choir. On a tour, we went to a retirement home and performed and, afterwards, we talked to the elderly people there. A nice memory

When they say they wanna close the door so you cant leave, Thats when you run.

I and my friend were also going to one when they said same thing he said he was gonna stay for longer but I haven't seen him since

Murderous Grandma's 3.. they'd kill to hear you play again

Sounds like the beginning of a horror movie. 😂

I believe you mean the world.

@@quinnw919 Karen vs the World : the showdown !

@@auronheimdall1072 ZA WARUDO

@Auron Heimdall The final countdown starts playing in the background

very true

Albert Einstein once gave us this little gem of a quote: “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.” This Karen is just the latest in a long line of people who are living proof that these words will not lose relevance anytime soon.

Just a good old fashioned case of karma.

Karens have many things in common, the most prominent of their shared characteristics being a total lack of self-awareness.

What I love is when they do that dramatic storm-out and leave stuff behind, be it groceries or even their children. Karen is so self-focused (but, as said, still has no self-awareness) that these showy displays of mock outrage are more important than anything or anyone in the immediate area.

@@ScooterBond1970 imagine a karen storming out of a store like that and you just move her cart or an employee puts all the stuff back so then the karen comes back and has to re-find all the stuff xD

It's just raining where you are at.

I'm not. Dude was just a thief

No, he was a good person

@@meslathman1211 You're a bad person for sure. You justify thievery due to petty opinions you have about somebody.

@@kermitthefraud700 ah yes, sexual harassment, very petty, I’m definitely the bad person

Hello my friend

@@angycat4262 *pets both of you*

@@Ajehy me no longer angry, only for now

Except for the part where the dude is a thief

Alex, you keep missing the point. He took from that customer because the customer was completely sexist and rude

@@meslathman1211 tells the cops that excuse and see if it works

I like when rSlash throws in the occasional wholesome story to balance out all the shit we hear.

I hope the pizza guy volunteers normally next year!

Oh, she knew he wasn’t a relative, she just thought that he was part of the volunteer program. That’s why she “matched him” with Bonnie, so she could have someone to spend Mother’s Day with, even if he wasn’t a relative. Lots of places have there programs, either for seniors or orphaned kids or whatever. It’s really a positive experience.

Onions got you, too.

Nah. It's just raining.

@@songohan3321 Keep those gloves dry, Colonel.

That's because you're a weak sociopath.

That cracked me up lol Loved the story btw!

Ninjas. It's always ninjas.

@@Kiwi_Tea them damn ninjas, they brought over onions just to cut them in secret, I don't even own onions

Now he needs to work on his MBPS.

@@13BGunBunny I love the way he says MBPS.

hoped he worked on his Welsh accent. lol

@@dragoncubes1074 The way he says MBPS is adorable!

The question is whether or not she realized what happened after she left.

@@tommoore2012 Lol, exactly. My guess is probably not because people like that are usually un-self-aware in the firs place. tho who knows.

It would certainly have been about the best way to help that Karen's victim, if the helpful customer had tried anything else she would have just kept on insisting that she was right. So yep, I am assuming HC saw what was happening, decided to help, and chose that way. Maybe HC had been the victim before, for some other Karen. Or maybe HC just thought it would be funny.

I love you, Kayla pooh

@@donkeyhobo34 tf

Argh, my head's hurting because I can't tell if this was a Karen meets Karen or some brave soul deciding to give her a taste of her own medicine!

@@flashstudiosguy With that timing? It has to be a brave soul and some harsh medicine!

That's right, guy with a creepy profile picture.

It’s like an ice cream mix of stories

@@silverhusky7993 haha thank you lol

@@Sylau369 it do be like that somethimes tho

Maybe next year you could volunteer for one of those senior programs? They really do a lot of good, for everyone involved.

Ok, that means something completely different in England. But I get it

I love you, stevii pooh

Exactly by acting like that they're just proving to the animal shelter that they're not fit to have a dog.

tis true, Fred was saved. I'm worried she'll go endorse a mill breeder instead... though I sincerely hope she's never allowed to own an animal

@Tim M rSlash is a dad now and you know how people sometimes say that being a parent changes you? The two or three stories with really irresponsible parents or nasty ones, he gets SCARY. It’s really kinda sweeet because we know that his kid is gonna grow up with a really caring dad

@Tim M look at the video it’s the first time ive ever seen something anywhere which I’d genuinely infuriating

wait which video

@@nameofthename r/slash entitledparents WTF entitled mother kills her own son 😱 Can’t get link

I've noticed that ever since he became a dad he's gotten a lot more angry with irresponsible and entitled parents. Which warms my heart because you know that he's going to be a good dad

I love you

@@donkeyhobo34 I needed this today. I love you too internet stranger

@@NotAFanOfHandles Well about a year and a half ago there was a story where he said "A,S,D,A" pronouncing the individual letters. That set off a lot of British commenters, I can't remember if I was one, who "gently" corrected him😂 I also remember Planet Dolan saying it the same way a few years ago and he also got the same response from Brits

U are a karen

Yeah you gotta watch them Karens!

Yea F

@@LordSeal7 ?

I am a gardener, I can help bury the body. dont mess with cat moms.

@@ninirossau2304 definitely, I love my cat and I'd commit crimes for her

What if someone’s dog ate your cat? ‘Nother scenario, what if your cat ate someone’s mouse and the owner of that mouse wants revenge against your cat?

@@tommoore2012 I actually had a situation like that before, she saw the neighbours rabbit and wanted to eat it, I kept her inside, if another person's dog ate my cat I'm still gonna do murder, the dog would probably be put down though

that´s oddly specific.

You should see my Jack Russell/French Bulldog mix when she has the zoomies. I swear she nearly breaks the sound barrier.

@@SkunkApe407 now i kinda want to see it tbh.

@@miguelmaureira002 ever seen John Carter? She looks like the weird lizard dog thing in that movie, but smaller.

Same lol

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