r/InsaneParents - Top Posts #3 

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Favorite quote

Tell me you’re ways god of life lessons

Well pool senpai. You can food a food but you can't drink a drink, so technically you could have a child, but you shouldn't always have one

Eeh...Some kids doesn't deserve parents, social circle can does a lottt Sometimes parents are unfortunately too nice Sometimes they had the perfect condition to raise childrens but it fallen down so they have to raise their childs by being a bit absent and stuff like that Etc, even if education by parents does a lot and many manyyy parents are insane, social interactions does a lot too, parents can't do everything and aren't perfect-

yeah you can break it riding a bike or something and some people are born without one

jace dennis and riding a horse and just day to day things lol

Oh. I see one of my kind.

Panic! at the twenty one fall out chemical there seems to be a lot of RATS on reddit videos we must migrate to the same sort of a content I guess

@@iheartjazminandsalvia6145 ye

TheLittlePaige and uh. nicotine

Honestly the aesthetic of cigarettes looks good. Are there any that don't have any tobacco nicotine or tar in them? If not, then I honestly don't care about them then. My health > What I think looks cool

Tharn StoneWall candy cigarettes

Yeah, and beating your child is also not as bad as killing them. SO LETS BEAT THEM YEEEAAHHH!

@@numberoneingoenthusiast9379 nice man

I told my mom about a friend who harmed themself and she said they probably did it for attention like ??? even if they did it for attention there’s still something severely wrong with them

I feel wrongly justified for attention seeking. I know that some people actually need that attention for emotional damages, but some people don’t and just want to do it so that people can pay attention to the,.

@@minilamma4879 I think that sometimes attention seeking is justified sometimes when you’re at a low point you really need someone to talk to and of attention seeking is how you get that then I think it’s okay because at the end of the day the people are still helping you recover

@@addik4398 my parents said the same thing about me

@@addik4398 perhaps you should put a trigger warning in front of that

I don’t know why but I can’t stop laughing at this

Underrated

Itxitkec

As a man that has grown around yugioh, I agree with this post

Because of your name I hope a Karen steps on a lego.

Pretty sure she was 16 at the time

@@jordgubbe9187 doesn't make it any less ridiculous

It’s disgusting that a medical provider would allow this.

@@TheDecoCottage she's not of age and can't legally consent etc. The parent runs shit till 18. The "medical provider" can't "disallow" anything as parental consent is required for them to practice in the first place. Hence, its not the doctors place to disallow anything. They can refuse to see the patient, thats about it..

@@brazenbull636 A parent does not own their child or their childs body. Teenagers CAN consent to sex with someone their age, just not an adult. And TI`s son has been sexually active since the age of 14, and TI doesnt care. Parents do NOT own their children, and its normal for teenagers to have sex with other teenagers.

Honestly,I never got such an argument but my friend did and his mother said "I brought you into this world and I can take you out of it" and he told her to do it because she was/is an alcoholic and I just stand next to him as emotional support... That was over a year ago and he finally allowed me to talk about it because he put it behind himself. (He lives with his dad now btw)

My mom said this when me and my older sister were fighting in the store about her (sister) paying for her stuff. And our mom said that she(mom) said that she(sister) had to pay for it cuz she gave birth to her and my sister said I didn't ask to be born. And the cashier whisperd same to us(me and sister) when we left

Exactly, like if it was my choice to be born I wouldn’t have chose it if you were gonna be my mom lmao

I didn't ask to be a failed abortion.

Me: please stop touching my face My mom: I MADE THAT FACE I CAN TOUCH IT

Daddy Trump I’m a such a good person. *_I_* only shoot people in the foot with a Glock instead of the .50 Cal Sniper trained on their head.

Depends on the pistol

Hey hey, it’s alright! It’s only a 9 mil, at least it wasn’t an AK! Why are you calling the cops, you’ll be fine!

@@notlNSIGHT *almost any gun, some don't have the necessary mil/caliber/whateverthefuck to cause enough damage in an are to do the ding dong you dead now thing.

yeah.

Me being 20 and just learning this Damn m6 education was bad...

Well ik about the bike and whatnot i didn't know it didn't just brake

Yep. It usually has one largeish hole in it. Sometimes the body can make mistakes and make it with sieve-like holes or no hole and it can sometimes forget to make it at all but those are rare and with the former two the doctors will do surgery on it as that can be pretty dangerous. But it can tear from a load of things and sometimes won't tear at all even after sex.

i think he said that she doest so any sports or horseback riding or use a bike so thats his excuse

@@anopinion1349 me about to be 33 and just learning this. I did watch an "Adam ruins everything" video in which Emily explained that hymens don't always break with sex (using the illustration of a US school marching band bursting through a banner) but I don't remember her/the guest doctor mentioning that the hymen has holes for the blood to leak through or may disintegrate on its own at puberty. I wonder if that's part of the reason why even when I followed sex-ed document instructions to take a mirror to look at my gen*tals I still couldn't find my v-hole (until age 25 years 2 months) even though my periods were regular (and basically cramp free). I do remember recently hearing that the hymen prevents contaminants or infection-inducing bacteria from entering the v-hole before the age that the v-hole can self-clean (I guess with menstruation). Guess I'm Googling "function of a hymen" now

Fun fact about screaming: your child will just register " *oh no this scary person is shouting in my face oh my god I'm terrified* " and won't actually be able to comprehend anything you're saying over the jet stream that's surrounding them like they're in an air tunnel. Imagine sticking your head out of a car window. You have no way of constructing the boundaries of physical objects around you, everything around you is whipping by and whistling past, you gotta squint your eyes as the full force of the world coming at you at 60mph hits and you can't focus on one thought or feeling. That's how it feels. Don't make your kids feel like they're sticking their head out of a car. They might get hit and it'll be your fault for not rolling up the window.

My and several other parents: *That sign can't stop me because I can't read!*

I'd like to share something its not a big thing I'd guess but: a week ago I was so sad and didn't know what to do cause my cat got lost...and it might not seem much but it was really stressful and depressing for me. At the end of the day I was with my parents...I thought I could talk to them about how I've been feeling all day. I could only just explain so much as to "haru's gone and I can't find him anymore".... And had a complete breakdown. I'm a sensitive person and am teased for crying over things. So its embarrassing to cry and its my habit to stifle my cries till I get a sore throat. But I thought at least this time, my parents might understand me and let me relieve my stress. As embarrassing it was I was crying like a child that day...what made it worse was that my parents didn't react the way I hoped they would. My dad started shouting at me saying that how I've gone crazy over a cat and how I don't love them or love a puny cat more than them. My mother never once tried to stop him. I cries far more than I expected I would listening to that. I went to my room and cried like i always do...till my throat hurt like hell, in silence. Later, my mom tried to talk to me again...about what happened. It wasn't an apology but telling me how I was wrong. ...After listening through her crap ....when I said I would leave them forever and for good one day. My mother commences crying and guilt tripping me. It really made no sense to me...do they really expect after all that stupid shit that I would be willing to stay in a place where my emotions are regarded as total shit? And it was unfair how she could cry her crocodiles tears yet if i did I was a crazy person who loved animals more than humans. I mean at least Haru(my cat) didn't yell at me so much that I flinch at any random fast movement of somebody. I wrote this while crying. I feel stupid.

@@potatowarrior747 Hey, no, it's valid to be crying. Crying genuinely is a way to relieve stress and strong emotions. You're valid to be mad about being made out as the bad person over being worried about your cat, and you're valid to *be* worried about your cat. I've cried over the loss of two cats, both times I had to take the day off. I cant offer you much more advice, but know you aren't alone in how you feel and that someday you will be safe to confide in someone close to you.

@@someonessidechannel1485 I wish my parents were as understanding as you are being to me. Thank you.

Preach!! Every[body] is different!👏

Not to mention that it can literally break from stuff like riding bikes. I knew a girl who slipped on a dock and broke it

It made me think, if the doctor would just lie about it to protect her privacy and use this yearly visit to do a regular checkup for anormalities and a breast-cancer check up, that should be done every year.

I broke mine by sitting down weird, everyone is different. But hymens can tear in many different way and if you want to know if your daughter is a virgin, just ask her.

@@k-uwu-su Your Profile pic gives me nightmares.

Oh my god yes

Genius

*_a c c u r a c y_*

I love this

Yes

I mean- pumpkins pretty sexy.

@@xBuggutzx Pastor Tommy Mcmurtry is that you?

ONLY PUMPKINS. JUST PUMKINS.

Pumpkins don’t hurt you 😀

@@desireeloveros1055 i--- what?...

Parent: OMG STAY AWAY FROM MY BABY YOU DEVIL PERSON! *pulls out cross and bible* Me: *loads shotgun with malicious intent* Act upon others as you would want them to act upon to you.

Im a Taurus and i dont believe this shit

Same

Yeah like IT DOES NOT WORK LIKE THAT HECK LOTS OF ARIES ARE QUITE CHILL

"Omg though like, you're an Allium? Like no, I just can't because I'm a Saturated, I only talk to Pies and Capri-suns."

Exactly! They did a study with several gynecologists who examined over 30 women, some who had had sex, some who had not and NONE of the drs were able to tell with 100% accuracy who had had sex and who hadn’t.

And even if they're doing it for attention, then something is seriously wrong because a mentally healthy person would not go to such lengths to get that attention.

Some people thinks depression is an excuse to not being happy and perky.

@@DewSocks and some people do it as a cry for help, they'll "accidently" show someone or say something

Who fucking isn’t fuming right now. I am livid

art and crap it didn’t quite sound sarcastic, but now that I know you were being satire, your point makes sense.

Why did you send my great grandfather to the gulag, my lord

@@_VI701 shhhhhhhh

@@Just_Adrian_ k

Josef Stalin Hitler is here in America with me, please, help me, he is stealing all my food

Wasn't that Stalin gayest

Never liked the man but that's creepy. I hope she cuts contact

Her hymen can break on a bike on sitting down I was born without one

@@DigitalDaydreams he can't. She's complicit with it of her own free will. A personal choice. The "wtf!?" is on her...

@@81b0not3 actually thats not hiw women's hymen work while it can brake its not supposed to if it does break that means you weren't being careful

She depends on him for money I’m assuming just because because she’s 18 doesn’t mean she’s financially independent

@Megakirby21 "Original Poster". In this little threat here that would be minecrASH101. In the video it's usually the person who posted the screenshots.

smoking is like a huuuge fucking cancer risk......

In my state, children 14 years and older are allowed to change how their custody works, but it seems like that’s not how it works where he is, which is sad

Also her t-shirt is nice :D ''Tell somebody'' So important

Men can absolutely be abused as well, never forget that

Same. People justifying atrocities with religion is horrible.

the permit thing is actually not a bad idea, adoptive parents have to go through a whole process to determine if they are apt to be parents pf an adotped child, they are even watched for a year after giving them the child to make sure they are being good parents and not negligent, i don't see why biological parents should not go through the same to make sure they are capacitated to have a child.

I 100% agree, but unfortunately I don’t think it will ever happen, I don’t think it’s possible. But I’d be happy knowing children are safe with their own non-toxic parents.

Along with re-writing the curriculum to actually useful, thats the other thing im gonna try and be an activist for. Maybe, ill even try to become a politician myself

That sounds like something I'd do. When adults are being entitled, I love to annoy them.

A Hard Worker IM CHOKING-

Not so straight anymore lol

I can’t figure out this metaphor. Who’s the water and who’s the spaghetti? I assume it’s something gay anyway

Nemo Sundry Voice is water, man is spaghetti

@@katherinehearnet7533 thanks, now I have a new life motto :P

Its because you've been blessed With the power of the internet search bar

desposito tries to get 100 subs omg

Oh. Oh. Oh no. Noah, get the boat.

@@nikoxai you get it because you're probably older than twelve

Now we know why Noah has to get the boat lol

Boomers in a nutshell

@Azumi aren't gen x boomers as well? I don't know so im asking

@@bf4k baby boomers and genx, different things very similar

@@chelo4197 k, thx for telling me man

My dad smoked an entire pack of cigarettes in a day,his excuse? "Oh i shared them with a friend"

Wait then how the heck is it legal (in my country it is legal)

@@jotarowithagun1674 I think, bc there is already so many people addicted, there is no reason for the government to get rid of it. It'll cause jails to fill up over dealing. Hell, makes decent money too for the government tbh.

Vaping is 95% safer. My father has moved onto it and his respiratory tests show that he is now at the optimal health for his age. I'd recommend it to anyone who is thinking about quitting.

A friend of my mother managed to fight addictions to everything up to heroin, then couldn't quit smoking. Cigarettes are literally worse, especially considering that many drugs aren't even very addictive. I mean, it makes sense that inhaling tar is worse than hallucinating, does it not?

@@dovee1 Vaping is 95% safer. My father has moved onto it and his respiratory tests show that he is now at the optimal health for his age. I'd recommend it to anyone who is to cowardly and apathetic to go cold turkey.

What about rape condem poking failed birth control

Guessing you watch demolition man?

@@kujioproductions4117 accident~

@@kujioproductions4117 I guess it should be re-worded as "needing a permit to be a parent". Then you can choose between aborting the child, putting them up for adoption, or taking the test to keep them. Just like normal life, but better.

@@shinobix4925 God no, whos the arbiter on who can have kids and who cannot? People learn how to properly take care of kids whilst they have them, people that say they would never harm kids become asshole parents and asshole people become amazing parents. The future is uncertain and itd be much better to invest the money in regultating that rule into the already existant organisations that look into child abuse and foster homes (both of which are severly underfunded). Taking babies away from parents because they didnt pass a test would just put more burden on these failing systems whilst invoking anger amoungst the populus

“The Click’s Clique”

Thats also the name for Twenty One Pilots fans

@@pilatesgemusecurry5272 who cares about the pilots? only in it for the click

@@pilatesgemusecurry5272 very big brain stranger

@@Dave-fe8wu shut ur hair.

My pumpkins are dying... oh no I am lonely

Oh no my pumpkins died years ago I’m fricken lonley

Can I have pumpkins...

@@The_Boykisser No

Pumpkin supremacy

MyFaceBeHi lmao good o Ne

She's 5... like she's gonna understand any of it

F.B.I Agent it’s sarcasm.

Ok boomer

@@gasso1312 I just read that. I wish I didn't.

Parents: listen here little shit

The mom: I am the one who have birth to you! Me: •knowing they’re adopted•

@@jamesgannaka.awesome9628 , Child: we look nothing alike! I'm telling dad you cheated! *not knowing they're adopted*

Apple The mom: •gasp• you wouldn’t dare

@@jamesgannaka.awesome9628 , Child: try me! We both know you want me dead! Just let me get my vaccinations before I ruin your gold digging, money sucking, bank throbbing, silicone rubbing marriage! Creators note: sounds strangely sexual...or maybe I've been binging so many The Click videos...

Meanwhile the kid when he is 24:,"goodbye cruel world" * * Gunshot * to the face *

Pieces Of Shit.😡😠

Devin Siner And one of the biggest problems in the courts is that they favor the mother, and even in the face of evidence that the mother is not fit, they still give custody to the mother. It’s wack

It’s because they think that apparently kids need a “maternal bond” When my parents got divorced, I was 10 and I knew that my mom was mean and abusive. I said I wanted to stay with dad but because I was diagnosed with ptsd from a severe beating a month earlier, they thought I was delirious and needed some motherly bonding. I havent spoken to her in 12 years and my kid doesn’t know that she has a grandma.

@@lostsoul7852 i would of sued the court the second i could

Yeah it's sad how messed up the system is in that regards. My parents weren't together from early on so I never knew what it was like when they lived together outside of the stories I have been told. But throught most of my childhood I lived with my mother, becourse for some reason they believed it was for the best, despite the fact that one of my older half-brother got taken away from her, after she moved away from my father, but before I begin to form memories. My father tried constanly to just get shared custody, so that he at least would have some rights in regards to me, but never got them. Despite the fact my had one child removed, had been caught trafficking drugs (after she had me, her child had been removed, but before I started school.), and the despite the fact that my father always paid child support, he would still need to buy me new clothes from time to time. The thing that bothers me the most is the fact that the authorities knew that my mother wasn't taking proper care of me, there was a lot of meetings involving my parents, my school (after I started school of course, I don't know if my kindergarten was involved before that) and the authorities about me and the various issues surrounding me, and what each of my parents could do to help me, and they knew that despite that she wasn't doing a proper job, yet for some reason it was still better for me to be with her, then my father.

I get not wanting your young daughter to be sexually active, but that doesn't excuse this. Hymen exams do nothing for testing virginity, and don't anything for gynecological health. He's basically paying a doctor to assault, for lack of a better word, his adult daughter.

My mother literally won’t let me use tampons cuss “it takes away ur virginity” I wasn’t even born with a hymen in the first place Karen (her name is Karen)

@@gabrielamata16 how tf

I love your pfp soooo much. I can’t put my love for it in words so I’ll just- asffrgddghhfvfdagbhraaaahhh!

I agree she shouldn't have freaked out as much as she did, but some religions/practices (mostly neo-paganistic religions and witches) incorporate star signs and astrology. To those people, it is an important aspect of life. (I highly doubt she is either of those because even witches/others wouldn't freak out that much as that about having a child of a certain sign.) This isn't me defending her. She should (as a parent) be willing to work with her kid no matter what star sign they have. It just makes me feel kind of awkward when people 'hate' (for lack of a better word) on others who talk about star signs and the like because it's part of a religion and a practice. Think of it as someone saying 'hijabs are stupid.' **edit: I left something out. To clarify, you can believe whatever you want, I'm just saying that star signs are important to some people and they might feel awkward/upset when other people call them stupid.

If she didn't want an Aries kid, she should have timed the naughty times a bit better xD

r/insaneparents makes me realize that my parents are pretty bad

@@floofkiniguess1026 i feel sorry for you :(

My parents don’t give me privacy on the internet

@@peachymunmagenta your parents suck, my parents stopped worrying about what i did on my phone after a couple months of me getting it

same...

If you don’t want your child to be gay, you aren’t prepared to have children. Ik this comment is a joke btw

I learned i was bi before watching clicky wicky! Dont talk about him like dat!

Honestly 95% of us here are already lbgtq+ and we were just messed up from our daddy issues so we watch this and r/TiHi or Noah get the boat

Yea same I watched him and now I’m bisexual and non binary 😔

@@mccamokat Tf-

Kameshia Elsenpeter it’s not child abuse bc she is 18 lmao

@@thecrap17yearsago35 its still somehow abuse.

Mine broke riding a bike 😂

Rhi Lack mine broke when I was sleeping and I have no fucking idea how

Mine broke after I feel on a trash can after using it as a step stool.

She must be a Halloween obsessed

@@skootergirl22 or "Appropriate Family Activities!" Obsessed

Who needs a girlfriend....

Pranay Talati Personally my pumpkins love to play with my children.

i have dead bodies for friends

Well you can keep the license in the house if you want. It'd be safe.

I’m sorry, god bless you

excuse me, "Facebook lady" is the wrong term fucking brainless cockroaches is the term

What’s an arie?

Tiktok: most likely to *insert random crimes* capricorn🔪🔫💰💊 Me a capricorn: hmm,but im a child? How could i *insert same random crimes*?

@@hamdanahmed8751 its 4:30am so im trying so hard to be quiet!

Always gay but he makes me more gay

An insane parent dad would probably just abandon their kids lmao

@@JuanEsquivel-ex8nv saves them the trouble of having parents like these at least

...huh. maybe the victorians were right about hysteria being a real thing

Rapid and drastic increase in single motherhood, a large percentage due to mothers actively pushing the fathers out of the family, exhibiting dysfunction. There’s a lot of different circumstances, I’m just pointing to a pattern that explains the gender disparity. There are a few other factors that are harder to quantify and track. But stats do show that a kid is most likely to be abused by their own mom than anyone else. We’re not only in a more mom dominated world as more broken families are made. We also live in an extremely isolated world deeply lacking authentic and healthy community and close friends or family. Many people have a few shallow relationships or struggling dysfunctional friendships and are otherwise surrounded by strangers completely disconnected from their own environment. All of this has created an incubation bubble for abused kids who have already been deliberately cut off from the world through parents and schools. What people do to kids and call normal is disgusting and insane. - sincerely, a youth advocate

Dads just leave mothers tend to try and control the kid

I had that in my life too. Now that I'm a teen my whole family brings up my weight during arguments, because I am really insecure about it now. They even let my younger sister insult me on it. Even though my parents didn't care what I ate but now they care too much. I hope it gets better for you dude. Stay safe.

I think there's a big difference between making sure your kids have a healthy balance in their diet and restricting their portions because their BMI is a bit high. If your kid is hungry, let them eat. Never, ever, EVER restrict their ability to eat based on their weight or appearance. That's a fast-track to body image issues and disordered eating. Being a bit overweight is not the end of the world -- and frankly, BMI isn't even a very accurate measurement. IIRC it was based specifically on white men of a certain body type. BMI =/= health. Weight =/= health. A lot of the time, your body will tell you what it needs if you listen to it.

im sorry you had to go through that :(

You need someone to talk to bro? .-.

The Big Freindly Gaijin both

@@vinnie-chu5243 lmao

Cloaker r/cursedcomments cause this is dark af

😠Oh, You Piece Of Shit.😆

I was about to comment this.

That would insinuate that he even gave the situation any thought

He does that

Or she's one of those parents who simply hate their own children

@@Yes-hd5ku Probbably, but why would she be that nice with her daughter fiance? That's still seems wierd to me.

@@bluebeka2458 Seems more like in her mind her daughter slighted a realpy good person. You might be reading a bit too much into it..

Depressed Damien There is a Side effect though No matter the gender or preference his voice will make you be attracted to him

@@C.Dickey he makes my gay heart gayer *PRIDE INTENSIFIES*

Hello fellow NB , I hope you have a good day( please don't reply to this comment , I dont want to get emotionally abused by my mom )

Sounds like she hates him tbh

His house his rules

@@mg5632 her body, her rights, her choice. 🤦‍♀️

Oldest bio daughter. His step daughter is like 23.

@@rockbeauty3439 if she lives in his house...it is his rules...her rights become limited...If she moves out...then yes she can finally lose her virginity...but until then..she has to do what he says.

AND British

Click is secretly Pewplier, or Markipie

His voice is blessed

Soda He doesn’t sound English what so ever.

@@yersiniapestis1039 m a r k i p i e

me a teen: whats a shower

@@parzivalodin1527 new record: 6 months im going for 8

✨ just depression tingz™ ✨

@@929er13 ✨ just adhd tingz ✨

Oh how much I hate it when I read about controlling parents. I hope they aren't making your life any harder.

@@electrobrotm217 I mean they kinda are. Overregulate my life to the point where I can't really have a social life.

@@boopypasta well that seems like a real problem that could potentially scar your social skills. but don't be intimidated by it, while I may not be able help you directly, you might meet some people that can give you advice or perhaps your creativity can help you bypass the barriers placed by your parents. the younger generation is the smarter one after all and even if you see no ways of escaping your parents just remember that at some point you will be able to cut ties with them and you'll be able to make friends afterwards. also about that spyware your parents have on your phone, you can try doing a factory reset to get rid of it but I'm no expert. stay safe, my dude.

@@electrobrotm217 Yeah. Granted they would know and murder me. I just got two more years. I have friends at school and all, I just can never really hang out with them outside of school. It's not even bc my parents don't like them. My parents actually like my friends

@@DigitalDaydreams Its okay.

i agree that comment was stupid, if they were a real christian at least have some sense in you yknow? :T

I feel like some Christians don’t know the difference between his and satin

And 12:22 Both of those people should be removed from guardianship of those people Child neglect If they have to cut themselves for attention there is an issue

My mom did something like that. I used to cut and the school I went to called the cops because they were afraid I would commit suixxde and my mom told me that I was just doing it for attention, I was being dramatic, she took away my phone, and said it was just puberty

I used to bite my arms really hard. It was to make me focus on the pain, and stop my mind from wandering and falling into a black hole of my problems.

Yeah. my dad said he'd kick me out if I ever self harmed. I've got depression and shit like that and have scars. I've never been able to wear short sleeves around him

many people do it for attention even if they don't realize it. but even attention seekers have issues

*/A|S|C|E|N|D\*

Err

RIP tree. Sorry you got chopped down.

@@rwsd343 F

Insane parent: *Nah imma out 30 passwords on **_Your_** computer and if you complain you can leave, also I took your stuff that you bought and ate it and I want more so buy some with your money_*

gordon laughing in sith lord