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“The world is not your porno” needs to be said WAY more. Like, can we make this a thing?

7:28 So for clarification, Jared Shapiro is the name of the character who is attracted to Blossom and the man pictured, named Jacob Goldman did not write himself into the show, but was added as a character as a joke due to him resembling a stereotypically "nerdy" character. This was confirmed by Jean Woo, the official Cartoon Network spokesperson in an interview who also went on to clarify that writer Haley Mancini and co-executive producer Bob Boyle were the ones who created the character and it was storyboard artist Grace Kraft who decided to model Jared after Jacob and to have him voice the character. Jacob Goldman did not create the character and merely provided the voice. He is also not the creator of the reboot. TL;DR The PPG reboot tried to make a reference to one of its crew members but it came out with really creepy implications in a show with already inappropriate content for younger audiences.

I don't care if some random dude on the internet sees my husband as a "weak man" for not having children. I love my husband. We chose the childfree life because we have no interest in having children. Weak or strong don't matter. Children should be 100% wanted and there's a 0% want here.

A moment of silence for the editor's search history, forever tainted having to find that twilight sparkle foot fetish art. No level of incognito mode and clearing browsing history could ever clean away that.

I was surprised by the "forced pairing" creepfest poll results myself, but you have to consider the group being polled. If this was posted on some neckbeard site, then I'm honestly impressed that the majority are actually aware. Bravo! Progress for the nice guys!

Who is Robin? In Math: my solution In History: my King In Art: my idol In Science: my oxygen In Geography: my world In Health: my daily dose And last but not least, In Zoology: MY BURB

I did get bullied for liking anime. I never did anything cringe legit I told people about anime I enjoyed and got harassed. This happened when I told people I like Sonic and Pokémon as well. Kids are just cruel and terrible for no reason sometimes.

We all have the compacity to be a neck beard, but what makes us different from them is commonsense and treating every human as a human.

I'm a bit concerned that Robin had that Twilight Sparkle macro fetish art on hand.

Robin, as a mother of 5 I need to tell you how proud I am of you for understanding the complexities and hardships of being a parent! When kids are little they're all over the place either a threat to themselves or the cat! Always on your toes til age 8 or so! Then as they get older its still hard. They won't eat mice turds but your kids now got other, more worrisome concerns. And no matter what! No matter how many times you tell them they're loved and appreciated or hugged too much or not enough, there's always something you're terrified of messing up, and will it affect them more than you know.... Who knows! Being a parent is the worst and best thing ever. And usually, adults without kids aren't as sympathetic or understanding as you are! Emkay is my absolute comic relief twice, sometimes 3 times a day. So hearing you give such support is heartwarming. Your mum should be very proud of you, You're a great kid XOXO.

I prefer it when men say strong women aren't women and they'd never date them. It means I get all the strong women for myself

As someone who was raised on mlp, the thumbnail of this video makes me want to do my Lil Dancy dance off a bridge and onto the freeway 🫠🤠

12:05 She gave him a hilarious response, and he talks back like *this?* This is just weird.

(some) Christians today: English is a Christian language. English speakers in the 6th century: What in the name of Woden are they talking about?

Im autistic and have adhd. i also struggle in social situations, and all of my romantic success has been because online i can have a wall inbetween that functions as an excuse when i need to calm down. Or, they took pity on me irl lmao. and every success, and even failure, made me stronger for it and like you robin, never has the thought of controlling people to be in relationships ever crossed my mind cause what the fuck

Sadly it seems that disrespect towards women is increasing lately. There are people saying women should have their rights taken away.

9:28 some interesting history about this place. It’s Mount Athos. A place in Greece where woman are banned. And by woman, I mean all woman. No female chickens, cows, birds, nothing. I can’t even really call it apart of Greece because *technically* it isn’t. It even has hyper special and specific rights when it comes to the EU.

it’s always sad to me to see how often the difference in socialization for men results in radicalization & (sometimes violent) hatred towards others in response to being socially outcast. i know exactly what it’s like to be an outcast too (i’m gay, trans, autistic, like anime & other “cringe” things, not traditionally masculine/attractive, have trouble talking to people, you name it), but it’s never once crossed my mind to turn my frustration with my own loneliness against other people as heavily as these people do (and i think i should be very grateful for that). i also really liked the whole sentiment about confidence being the key to everything, i’ve also found that no matter how difficult life gets, the only way to make friends & have experiences that actually made it a little easier was to lean into being who i am & let the people who matter come find me themselves, instead of just wallowing in shame over the fact that some people might reject me for it. it also helps to make a genuine effort to just be open to other people, even as someone who is very socially awkward i’ve made plenty of friends (a lot of whom share my interests) just because i was willing to have a pleasant conversation with them when approached rather than antagonizing them immediately because of my own self-esteem issues. sometimes the reason people don’t want to be around you is because you act like an asshole and it’s unpleasant

14:02 i am convinced that this is either rage bait, or the person is an actual serial rapist and that's not even exaggerating

We *need* "The world is NOT your porno"-merch! It's the best fucking thing I've heard in a loooong time!

My "Nice Guy" phase lasted about 1 week in middle school. I'm glad I grew out of it.

those cans are probably worth hundreds of dollars at a can return station

Room solely for the purpose of filling with finished dew cans: Kinda freaking epic, looks clean and purposeful, and feels like an achievement. Bedroom filled with crushed beer cans and trash: Makes one want to gag, looks like a hoarding situation, and feels like a mental illness. With a collector for a father, and a hoarder for a mother, I can tell you these two images are VERY different things and say a lot about the mental health, or unhealth, of the person involved. I still talk to/am friends with my father. I have gone N/C with my mother.

0:07 Oh, oh no. all the sugar in those drinks... That's going to be an absolute bug-infested mess D:

I applaud people who willingly acknowledge the fact that they don't have the ability to raise children. It shows a different level of maturity to realize how much goes into putting someones life in your own hands, and how some people are simply better off putting that time and energy into bettering their own lives.

Robin's doodle tattoo sleeve is actually so well done my brain can't actually process it being real. It's like an amalgamation of shape and colour and my brain just refuses to see it as an actual physical thing.

8:20 I could be wrong, but that kinda looks like a Mt Dew pie/cheesecake with a Dorito crust. I am now off to never eat again. Have a lovely day, gamers.

12:45 if I’m not mistaken, I believe the show that they’re talking about is an anime called ‘Onimai: I’m Now Your Sister!’. In short; it’s about 20 year old boy named Mahiro Oyama (a NEET), who gets turned into a female middle schooler by his younger sister Mihari Oyama (a scientist) in order to rehabilitate him. It’s definitely got some questionable moments here & there, but it’s generally a pretty wholesome/feel-good slice of life. Would recommend! Although, yeah. The commenter’s explanation of it is pretty shit.

Lower class parent here, parenting is hard but it's worth it. Even people with way more than me struggle because teaching a child to be a good human is difficult, reinforcing good behavior and ideas to someone who isn't developed mentally is taxing. I wouldn't trade it for all the money in the world.

Man... I swear Neckbeards are a whole other species, like... damn...

Neckbeards can be weird and creepy sometimes, but they can also be funny.

Bruh imagine having seggs and He says "Say my name" "Norbert~ 😩"

"this site is about bullying males" *shows a picture of a girl being bullied*

They did not just try to call my boy Snorlax a neckbeard

Not everyone can be a good parent just because they have a lot of money and time. I have a decent amount of money, and all the time in the world... I know for a fact I would be a terrible mother... because I can't stand kids. That's why I chose not to have any.

“I think my other worldly ghost friend have something to say about this”- Peter griffin

12:54 i think the anime they’re talking about is Onimai? it’s actually pretty wholesome, uses the weird tropes to describe the experience of coming back into society through the lens of someone who isolated themselves from it. edit: they also lighten up on the weird tropes as it goes on as Mahiro gets more comfortable in her social life.

Obligatory reminder that Hatsune Miku is sixteen years old. Canonically she will be 16 forever, and I believe that her sixteenth anniversary of existence (so to speak lol) just passed too.

The Emkay Gods have risen. Speak to us, Emkay!

4:29 I really respect what you said here about adhd. I see people with mild cases go through life saying that they cant control something because of adhd, when all it takes is practice, I'm only 15 for gods sake and i handle my moderate to severe case pretty well even unmedicated. I know I'm not in thier shoes and everyone is different but, to an extent, you can control it. It just takes work.

8:35 I think this guy has a crush on Andy Temper-Tatetrum

8:50 the maet riding there is insane

11:19 okay I think I got most of them. Atsushi, Dazai (bungo stray dogs) Langa and Reki (sk8) The next two idk Violet (violet evergarden) Forgot her name but it’s the main chara from spirited away Next one Idk maybe howl? San (mononoke hime) And I think it’s Dio from Jojo (haven’t watched it)

Well, time to get angered and disgusted. 🍿

Robin do you not know how big horses are??? Like sure, the Twilight sparkle cutout had a huge head, but her body was pretty normal pony size from what I could tell lol

Man, having genetics for a neckbeard really screwed me over in the online space. First I can't call myself a "nice guy" to describe me and I gotta shave in order not to look like the stereotype? At some point I just don't care.

Robin is just the best. I love the rants and tangents and it's also clear he has lurked in some of the older and weirder corners of the internet. Awesome vid.

0:06 do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants!

"Teaching women self-defense should be a crime." 🙂 My reaction... I don't know what to think. Bye 😐

0:07 WTF how is that dude even alive with all of those empty cans and how much money did it cost for all of those cans?

15:15 Yeah Money makes the whole having a family thing Soooo much easier.

12:32. Everytime I see a comment like this I always call it out. Yes, there were people who were into anime and nerd culture who were bullied not because they liked that stuff but because they did creepy or weird shit. However let's not pretend like people weren't bullied and teased for liking anime and nerd culture especially if it wasn't socially popular or accepted. The reason why shit like this bothers me is because around the time when anime, videogames, comic books and nerd culture started to become mainstream, people would say this crap about you not being bullied for liking that stuff to make it seem like these hobbies were always socially accepted. As if there wasn't a generation of people who were bullied and socially ostracized for simply liking that stuff, as if they didn't have to hear parents and govt. officials calling them violent devil worshippers for liking that stuff.

“Who is Andrew Tate?” A dude who thinks he’s the protagonist in a “Scott Pilgrim vs The World” kind of plot

The funniest shit about the tamale thing at 2:45 is you don't casually make tamale. Delusional ass mofo's out here.

8:49 i think bro has a crush on Andrew tatertot

8:00 This meme isn't entirely wrong, but it's presented in a very misleading way. People care about what _sounds good._ Being able to play at a high level means absolutely dick to anyone but other musicians, if you aren't playing to appeal to a wide enough audience. Nobody wants to dance to something played at 200 bpm and with constant tempo changes. The top image is basically summed up as "just because you _can_ do something doesn't mean you _should."_ Meanwhile, slower, softer, less complicated songs are often written with a sound explicitly intended to evoke emotion in the listener. And the song doesn't even have to be about girls. It doesn't have to be about anything, as long as it has a sound that catches your feelings.

3:24 ok so the fact it’s just 50% kinda surprises me, although it definitely depends from person to person. But like, it’s completely normal to look at the majority of people and think “I’m not actually interested in them romantically”. I think the only reason there are so many “basically yes”s is cuz they are usually in the 50%

11:52 Now thats just mean... I say as I myself am named Norbert

I would like to know how Andrew Tate treats other men, bc a LOT of closeted dudes are simping for him and I refuse to believe that that many people have a humiliation kink, or is it bc we don't look at personality when someone makes us horny? Its that isn't it? It allways is, great now I remember my worst exes T_T

Being a Nice Guy *TM* is like stubbing your toe and wanting to levitate or disliking a food and never eating again.

so the one at 14:08, that post could be made infinitely better by changing it to "The *need* to teach women self-defense should be a crime"

0:40 Pearl is an actual great horror film from last year. It's a great prequel to X, as well as a great character study of Pearl, the main character. Why did this dingus have to try to ruin it with his backwards logic?

TL:DR at the bottom of you don’t want an in-depth explanation. I'm going to defend 16:52 because I've seen and experienced this effect; something you loved since its conception and at its prime, then getting “wow you like that” from everyone, it then gets remade in the modern era and everybody loves it like; “oh we always liked this”. Take Thomas and friends. I still watch the first 4 seasons of the show because it's just really good, and I've seen this type of interaction. For context, Thomas the tank engine isn’t the basis for the show. Hell, he's considered the main character, but the source material didn't even start with him. The railway series of books has existed since 1945, and the final one was allegedly released in 1972, Thomas and friends, the show didn’t exist until 1985. The TV show wasn’t animated; they used real, physical models. And while sure, CGI makes for great scenes, nothing will ever beat watching actual models being driven around a hand-made landscape. There were even multiple scenes and episodes that destroyed said models (mostly ‘man made’ structures like bridges and buildings). Meanwhile, fast forward to 2009 with the CGI era, a strange shift for sure but some enjoyed it, most stuck with the model era just because it looked cooler and they grew up on it. Eventually, almost everyone decided that CGI was good, not nearly as good as pre-2009 and nowhere near seasons 1-4 but it was good. Now, fast forward even further to the shit Thomas, aka season 25 or as it’s officially called; all engines go. It's a blatant kids show at this point and nobody really likes it because it's effectively just like any other kids show, they even switched from full 3D CGI to 2D animation. Because of this, the collective Thomas fandom has regressed to the CGI era, and the model era. And the fact that this even happened makes everyone else who originally think that Thomas and friends was a kids show, say; “yeah I love the model series. This is bullshit. Just because you see the current state of the show and think “wow this is bad I'm going to watch what everyone else says is good” doesn’t mean you like the ‘golden era’ as it's referred to. If you say you dislike it or hate it, you can’t just turn around and say you like it because everybody else says that. I’m a part of Gen Z, but I grew up on the model era and even still have the DVDs to prove it, and even though I was growing up around the time of CGI, I just preferred the model series. Part of this is my fascination with any kind of mechanics, which is why I was drawn to trains and more importantly, Thomas the tank engine. The fact he was a steam train and not diesel electric made it even better. So the TL:DR, I've seen and experienced this type of interaction before and I can relay it to CGI Thomas and how the show fell off

Fun fact: the meme at 16:06 has been read by every narrator on this channel except for lexi.

Remember: Fat, funny guys dangerous. They will make you laugh until you're purple, then BAM, you're yelling safe words. Trust me, been with one for almost 2 years 😂

2:29 I’m a Muslim speaking English and don’t know any Arabic… I feel offended

In Australia a little while ago it used to be a brand called Tapout. You’d see shirts with the logo and know immediately to stay away. Cross the street, pretend you can’t see them and walk fast.

5:00 my personality is just god damn coconut mall from Mario kart Wii for the Nintendo wii

ROBIN. LEXI. JACK. AWAKEN MY MASTERS

Honestly, people like this make me sick, but I like the "Neck-Beard" style on ppl. NOT THE PERSONALITY.

12:59 this guy is referring to an anime called Onimai (at least I think). I get why it’s weird. Watched it and it was a fun time.

18:14 "Dread it, run from it, ponies arrive all the same" -Thanos Probably

18:18 why did you have to show me this

The thumbnail reminds me of that video where someone is talking about this weird guy that married a twilight sparkle plush and apparently he put sexual stuff on it as in he was having sex with it. People like that makes me wish I never heard of the mlp fim fandom. It's on RU-vid if you don't believe me.

“Thats not a nutshell thats a mask” Dude that was so sudden

“Twilight why are you so huge” It’s a horse?

15:16 you are right robin. Life will become harder. I might have kids and it gets harder as they become teenagers.

Hey, Robin, your arm tattoos are awesome! I've only ever heard your voice before.

This man saying he's not conventionally attractive and then DEMOLISHING US with those gorgeous photos how DARE.

>one chance at life >named Norbert

18:12 Well they are canonically like 3 or 4 feet tall so.

2:38 i know it’s an incel joke but know I want to cook some tamales

11:25 This reminds me of some guy who plastered a bunch of demon slayer stickers on their car. Dunno what the character was I don’t watch anime.

16:40 Mountain Doonicus, the Lord of Fizz!

9:00 i saw something with the exact same format but it was talking about belle delphine lol

13:36 i am gonna bust your bubble: Ashley's character model is Ella Freya and she is Dutch, body model is by a lady named Sophie S, probably not Japanese either

1:37 God I remember going to Blizzcon in 2007 and wearing a guy fawkes mask as I'm sitting there on the frozen throne getting my picture taken with Frostmourne. I stumble across the image every few years as a reminder of where I came from.

These people need to talk to some females other than their mothers.

3:41 Well, there's the 50% who got rejected.

14:11 I don't need self defense classes to use my stun gun, or my pepper spray, or my kabuton. I'm not afraid to use them ☺️

0:15 Mountain of dew

"only pics of me crying I got so many" is hilarious.

16:00 Google passport bros

1:56 IM WEARING THAT EXACT SHIRT RIGHT NOW LMFAOOO

0:58 theres a touhou yukari poster in the background, im ashamed I recognized it immediately.

"The world is not your porno" is honestly a great take.

0:07 i guess you could call that Mt. Dew

14:01 Ex-frickin-scuse me? You, ‘sir’, are going to jail.

Not gonna lie Robin, you cut me deep today. Real deep brotha, you made reference to Myspace being ancient. I was there for the rise & fall of Myspace. I'm officially old...

11:11 PLZ PLZ TELL ME SOMEONE SAID “have you tried men?”