r/Justneckbeardthings | i will never understand women. 

"bUt hE dIdN'T sAY aLl mAnGa-" Don't try to look more intelligent Kyle. The point is that guy sucks. Also the comment isn't directed towards you,emoth. It's towards the know it alls who believe they are VeRy iNtElLiGeNT.

brO

Doesn’t no one actually know their gender? Although they are rumored to be a girl

​@@Rainydaze_913 really i was sure it was written by women

​@@Rainydaze_913it was written by Koyoharu Gotouge i am pretty sure

Somehow be sexy while also being modest. Don't cover up too much, but also cover up your cleavage dammit! /s Can't ever make neckbeards happy lol

yeah, that's kinda the beginning and end of my defense of modern character design.

They get mad if a character isn't a strong woman but wonder why they're all the same

423th like

Damn it I meant 413th

And computers only exist only because of looms. A thing pioneered by women.

AND the basis technology used by wifi and bluetooth was also invented by a woman, Hedy Lamarr

also grace hopper (like a 100 years after lovelace)

Most of the coders in early NASA throughout the Apollo mission were women.

Guess I should erase my memories of coding then since women can't be coders 😂

Alright Charlie, start the first lesson.

Actually a pretty good idea ngl. When people don't grow up lonely, they'd probably be less likely to act like incels.

@@wesleyward5901 insels think that everyone's the problem when in reality they are the problem. It's going to take more than friendship to clean that filth from their reins. They need to learn some self-reflection.

@@wesleyward5901 yeah very true

That's actually a thing in the Netherlands.

Full on. Just cos he's a dish, doesn't make it not creepy AF

That was my reaction as a man, that shit is creepy af

I mean I'm make, so maybe it's different, but I am glad to see I am not the only one who only saw that as creepy.

hello police I need yall

I'm a guy almost 30 and I agree. Honestly what would they even have in common?

Another fun fact: a calculator/computer was once a job. Whole rooms full of women would spend days calculating static analysis results for engineering or other things.

@@MrSaemichlaus I saw a movie about that, Hidden Figures. It was quite good.

A lot of Jobs that's considered *repetitive* and *requires a soft sense and precision* were reserved for women in the past. When Animation was still drawn using Celluloids, while the drawing was done by men, the colouring was done by women.

I knew none of the things but that is really cool. As a guy programmer, well done to the historic women who pioneered what I know learn(still in college). But also, makes me question why there aren't as many women wanting to work in Computer Science fields nowadays.

Which isn't all that surprising considering *programming was invented* by a woman! I mean of all the stupid things to try to ban women from doing... maybe don't pick something a woman came up with?

Yk what i see it haha

LMAO

I didnt know who you were talking about so i Googled it. The 4th picture Was a sex doll, so yes, they totally want her 💀

@@afflixzockerz5383 Oh dear goodness- rule #1, never google any Undertale characters :’) I’m sorry poor stranger.

Dream trad wife. Absolutely wholesome and perfect in every way. Only issue- not virgin

Or like me, making both cause _I_ wanted to eat both. Husband just lucked out cause I couldn't decide. 😂

no, nonwestern women just understand a simple concept that yall dont which makes them twice as likeable. its called knowing when to make exceptions and when to not, whereas yall just dont at all. you have the mindset of 'finding a perfect man' so that you can be happy without doing anything that you dont like, which is just not realistic, just like your western political stands(irrelevant but im in a ranting mood sorry). if everyone could find 'the one', then why dont we just all function under an autocracy where the person in charge isnt selfish? one think yall dont realise is that youre stuck in a lock in many ways. u wanna know why racism, sexism and just overall discrimination and prejudice is so rampant in the west? its not because your leaders arent doing enough, stop blaming them. its that you guys have locked yourself in a position where anyone whos being hateful doesnt have the opportunity to correct themselves because the correct alternative is also flawed, thus encouraging them to fight for their misguided beliefs. it should be a 'kill a man or dont kill a man' situation, but instead you guys made it 'kill a man or sentence him to prison', and that makes it so when someone is standing for the 'kill a man' option, they cant be convinced to not kill a man because the part of their brain that just wants to double down is feeding them copium, saying 'oh but if the man goes to prison his life is over anyways, im just ending his misery'. what im saying is that yall gotta be the older sibling here cause one side has to accomodate to the other side more, leading to the other side becoming more fond of the initial side and meeting their needs as well and making everyone more happy in the end. the problem is that the more incorrect side here is not in a mental state where they can accept that they should be the one who has to make the change. imagine youre the older sibling in a family, and your toddler sibling is throwing a tantrum and stuff. obviously, theyre being stupid and unreasonable, but that doesnt mean you just tell them to shut up, you still have to apologise even though youre not wrong. that way, in 5 years the younger sibling is going to have been treated well, which makes it so theyre in a position where they can actually accept new ideas and grow as a person, and then theyre going to mature and realise how wrong they were and then theyre going to apologise and everyone ends up being a functioning adult with no internalised issues. if you had told them to shut up instead, theyre gonna end up not only hating you, but also experience issues with developing themselves mentally. learning a lesson should be a realisation, learning a lesson shouldnt be a slap in the face followed by a 'deal with it'. the latter wont make people learn and grow, itl only make them hide themselves or resent growing. TLDR: yall are somehow being too much of a bitch AND too much of a pussy at the SAME time and somehow that makes you think that it cancels out and that youre balanced when in reality youre just overflowing with both, idek how youve managed to get yourselves in this situation

Honestly looking at the culture, she fears for her life if she asks but also if she doesn't please.

Or because she likes him,or it's just a stupid meme...

​@@cftyftyufyfuyfty they have less responsibilities so have less rights.

Radical concept: just leave service staff alone and under no circumstances attempt to hook up with them even in jest. As a former retail slavey I can say it's never not awkward af, even if the fella asking you out is a 9. Regulars who have rapport enough to playfully flirt don't count because both sides know it's not serious.

I'm sorry you've had to experience that.

That sucks man .

Generally yes but it does depend on the smell and how strong it is.

Isn't that the same reason why other people's homes always have a distinct smell but you never notice your own?

Yeah, like how people with tons of cats will sometimes have a strong cat pee smell in their house that they never notice themselves.

@@pigeongod3450 yep! i think so!

I don't know how someone can even get to that point. I felt like absolute crap when I had covid and I still showered because I couldn't stand how funky I was getting. On the plus side, glad I didn't lose my sense of smell!

this is so funny i can’t get over this

Do’h!

Imagine being a woman in the same position.

I've seen these symptoms before. Watch some OneTopic and have some ice cream.

@lGotTheSudsダビッド bro, the subreddit is about neckbeards talking about WOMEN. They wouldn’t be in the same subreddit

Stay away from the internet,you still have innocence Left,heed my warning because Ive seen some things

@@devinohanlon5501 well surely you can stay out it as well right? Or is it too late for u?

Because that's their whole ego, their fragility is a replacement for their personality, if they weren't fragile they'd be nothing.

Insurance. If you are fragile, people will treat you as fragile.

It's a well fair programed runned by jordan Peterson.

@@midorithefestivegardevoir6727 Honestly being assertive is the best trait you can have in real life. If you can ever respec, put all your points in there.

As someone who would have been an incel in another timeline, I attribute it to a severe self-esteem deficiency that comes from lack of social interaction at infancy, probably from videogames or the sort. This reflects on their hygiene and body image, multiplied by the hunchback they probably got from sitting at the computer too long. In my case I rationalised my lamentable image with a "non-adherence to social norms" which affects me to this day still. Self pity is easier that improving your situation.

Programming/coding was also seen as "woman's work" because of how repetitive it was when it first started being industrialized. Once men found out that there's actual skill behind it, the salary started to reflect the work and women got pushed out of the workforce. Also, the first computer was created by a woman as well!

@@contortionyx We're talking about a science whose history books ignore the ultimate fate of people like Turing so I'm not at all surprised at this nonsense.

@@contortionyx My mother was a programmer in the 60s and 70s. She was college-educated, but in a completely different field. When the industry was starting up, they looked for people who were good at puzzles-they thought those people would be able to figure out coding easily. Yes, maybe a lot of women got into the field early on because it wasn't seen as overly skilled work, so there was less competition from men, but those women got hired because they were smart, and my mother's job paid well. My mother left when she had kids, but she has several female friends who stayed in the field until retirement.

​@@contortionyx which computer was that? I'd love to learn more about it. I just know of the Antikythera mechanism as the first analogue computer, which we don't know the creator of, and Babbage's difference engine which was the first programmable computer. Not by design but because Lovelace was brilliant enough to discover this potential.

@@PurelyCoincidental I dont doubt it! Women made leaps and bounds in the 60s & 70s across so many fields. My post though wasn't about modern computers; I was talking about during the 1800s - WW2, the programming field was overwhelmingly women.

This isn't true. I've seen plenty with ponytails or their hair down. It's mostly only if you work in the kitchen that you usually need your hair up and netted.

isn't this just to keep hair out of food? Like isn't that pretty obvious? the same thing applies to men with long hair

100% untrue. It depends on the workplace.

I mean it makes sense why they wouldn't know that. Restaurants are outside and god knows no incel will ever go there

@@markosmywords9202 I used to work as one. It was a rule in my workplace and it’s the only one I’ve worked at so far, so I assumed it was a rule everywhere. Simple as that

That isn’t confirmed, only rumored

@@captain_rex_yt4490 the authors face was leaked. The author was most definitely born female, but based on how uncomfortable they are with being referred to as she/her and also referring to themself as they/them, they are almost definitely non-binary.

@@captain_rex_yt4490 either way the author is definitely not a man, which is enough to add the irony to the tweet

​@@Piclue44you don't know that?

I know nothing about the anime but my first thought was "would be ironic if the creator of that anime was a lady."

I was about to say that lmao

Like a short dude who is a complete badass that everyone in the fandom loves?

Yep, levi is the best short king. ❤

Because there's far too many of these people out there.

Conservatives. They recently blocked an effort to stop child marriage in West Virginia. All those accusations of grooming they throw at the left are pure projection. If you look at who is actually most likely to be involved in grooming, it is typically people the right would defend.

Because then its legal. And for some reason nobody cares anymore when it is. The only reason i see ppl bringing up why a 19 yo dating a 17 year old is weird, is because its not legal. If someone who is 80 is dating someone who is 25 its okay, because they are both "consenting asults" and logic and common sense dont Apply to them anymore.

Just because it's mostly weird and icky, doesn't mean the teenager didn't actively pursue the older partner and fell in love. If we treat everyone like a criminal, a lot of """protected groups""" would start to be targeted for grooming. Nvm I'm actually ok with that.

Probably because it's harder to identify and prosecute if the creep isn't breaking any laws. It's vomit inducing but the justice system needs proof before doing anything, alas.

she literally goes to the main school the game revolves around, what is wrong with people?? anyone of any age can go to the Naranja/Uva academy in the game, but i think it’s pretty obvious she’s 13-15 when you compare her to adults in game also considering she has darker skin than a lot of other pokémon characters (she’s not _really_ dark skinned but when 80% of characters are as pale as white paper she stands out yk) and is shown clearly to be spanish, it’s kinda giving racist vibes too.. just generally yuck.

Yes, you're right. BOTH are actually teenagers. Almost every Characters in Pokemon are children/minors. From the TV Series to the Games. The entire appeal of the franchise are about young kids exploring the world and undertaking an adventure. While adults are people who have a proper job and aren't kids anymore so they can't do what the kids are doing but are very eager to help them (except for the Antagonist "Teams" Executives because they're the allegory for greedy companies)

Incels as a community unfortunately see girls between 12 & 15 as "at their peak" and "ideal" for marrying to guys over 30. It's gross, and a major reason why they keep losing their subreddits & website hosts. (Because of illegal images & endorsement of crimes against minors being shared on public forums, obviously.)

@@aribantala and you know, the majority of the Pokemon league higher ups. most of them are adults, with standout exepshions.

@@fourthmatchflameTbh I was absolutely Shocked when Poppy revealed to be part of the Elite Four. SHE LITERALLY IS LIKE 4 💀💀💀

Ikr. This comic made me furious.

Yes, they could have the decency to use MS paint and make it themselves like the resg of us

uggggh

Oh THAT'S why, I was wondering why they chose Deku and Ochaco specifically and dressed them up as medieval characters Then again, considering the MHA fandom, I wasn't really surprised

Anyone know the artist who actually made it

I used to be one of those people when I was not just a neckbeard but also a fundamentalist Christian back in college, at one point I really thought that a theocracy and an absolute monarchy would solve all of modern society's problems (mainly gay people existing at all) as I surrounded myself with people who thought that democracy was a mistake and a Christian Saudi Arabia was the ideal society. To this day I'm still wondering how I ended up there in the first place, however every day I'm grateful I managed to get out of that lifestyle at all.

@@monus782 hey I have my own sketchy past. I give props to anyone who can get past what they were raised with.

If someone says they "like dark humor" they just mean they're racist and don't want to admit it 99.9% of the time

Poe's law moment

No kidding. This is such a bizarre take on Mexican women. Also this Australian voice actor not knowing how to pronounce enchilada and thinking fajitas are a new trendy food is hilarious to me.

@@asmodiusjones9563 this narrator usually exaggerates his mispronunciation of words intentionally as a joke. I also find it pretty entertaining.

As someone raised in a Mexican family whoever made this meme is gonna be disappointed when he finds out that most Mexican women are not like that (gotta love the stereotypes), however since I grew up in a region that is very close to the US he can always say that we all have been "Americanized" or something like that. Also I have an aunt who's half Japanese and she doesn't fit the submissive waifu image these guys have, at all. If anything she would probably whoop their butts if they came up to her like that.

@@monus782 I'm literally from South America (Brazil) and while all latino cultures are different, I don't think ANY of us fit the submissive type lol. Might even be a housewife, but he'll be sorely disappointed if he thinks they'll be all sweet and lovey-dovey. Most of us are working, independent women too. And yeah all Asian women I know, including my life partner who's Brazilian-Taiwanese, are fiercely independent and very strict. There'd be no sweet brainless waifu there either.

Yeah, I've only met a couple but they were blooming firecrackers, those women.

THATS SO SAD 😭

I WAS SCROLLING THROUGH THE COMMENTS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE ELSE WHO NOTICED THAT I STARTED CACKLING AT IT

All you need is time.

@@roxassora2706 just asking: what does this mean??

@@Meleedroit It was an old Britney Spears song.

​​@@Meleedroit I think they meant that you need time to unlearn the Anti sjw bs. I don't think they are being transphobic

@@sopadumacacoumadelicia5 oh I wasn't implying that! I was genuinely asking what they meant since I was confused. Btw don't worry I unlearnt that bs years ago

It’s always good to find healthy coping mechanisms when you’re distressed. Good on you!

I do the same thing with vods of Jerma streams. Sometimes you need a break from your head, and that's ok

I mean its hard to find someone who isnt shallow, qhen all of them overlook YOU for beeing shallow. So your only option are shallow ppl. But they dont want you cuz THEY are shallow.

And this is how self proclaimed “nice guys” and “nice girls” feed on each other by being shallow and then complain about being rejected

Yeah. It's often the 250lb fat misogynist claiming woman are shallow because porn star bodies aren't being thrown at them. How often do you think that he is going after "plain" women? And yet when he doesn't, he's not shallow?

Yeah it's a parody of that "I studied the blade" post and I love it

he seems like one of those guys who propagate the "Mary was 13 when she had Jesus" myth to justify himself being a nonce

Even Satanism says "Don't hurt a child" like dafug

It literally does not. Multiple times men are commanded to take little girls for themselves to impregnate for their legacy. Multiple times gods special boys are described as raping young women and girls to claim them. The tribe of Benjamin was particularly adept at this heinous act. The Talmud permits girls as young as three years old to be violated by priests.

​@@amiable_monsterthat's not surprising. nothing is wrong with satanism people just stereotype it around satan

that's crazy because there's a whole bible story of a father selling his child to be r.ped by men because he didn't let them stay in his house

I just wanted to throw stuff at the screen.

Asshole design? Insane parents? Anti work? I get pretty mad watching those.

I want to punch everyone through the internet, whether I hate them or not.

I always watch videos about people like *this* and I enjoy hearing whoever’s commenting verbally tell them to, maybe, not be stupid. It always makes me feel happy to hear someone defend others. PS: I love your Omori profile picture! Sunny looks super cute in that one lol!

If you think this is bad then it is because it's subjective,sites have a reputation for a reason,stay safe out there

oh oh no i-

Its like how ballerinas are lean but fucking SHREDDED. I'd trust them with combat over a big bulky dude.

So like need more boolets guy?

@@jayguerber7879 you need to make your leg last longer also focus on leg days if you want to not passout at long distance running

It's like these people think soldiers are doing everything with their bare hands rather than modern military equipment

DIS LADY CAN DO BETTER

Also, gotta remember Kirishima is a 15 year old. A teenager bro 😢

Either of those two are still equally just as terrifying and/or sad

The forbidden duo

Oh god another obese pokemon pfp on an Emkay vid Your comment is literally right under the latias

Awesome I’ve seen that latias like 3 times Fat Pokémon are very recognisable

@@minaashido518 Big personalities and even bigger tummies!

rika lmfao

Melony’s still one of my faves

Rascal does not dream of bunny girl senpai? (i (as a weeb) am embarssed to day that (although i heard it was actually good))

I thought Jack was in the wrong for this. We should be encouraging people who think like this to re-evaluate their past decisions and learn from them. Not mock them for putting it out there. I think it was courageous of that guy to admit he was wrong in the past and that he's changed.

​@@mkjirak I get that, it is good to encourage people to accept their wrongs; I do think Jack was bringing it up because taking years to accept a love rejection indicates he might have harassed or bothered the woman until recently.

Nah he looks like moist critikcal if he was dropped on his face as a child

Exactly.

He looks like DarkViperAU's weird cousin

​@@UltraCenterHQ BrightSnakeNZ

I mean, he isn’t wrong is he?

I guess that short people don't deserve love?

Sounds like you had a fun happy graduation

Asgore ahh requirements

"I am Toriel, caretaker of The Ruins" ahh requirements

Your granny lives dream life with her trad husband. Takes her out. Spends money where she says. Perfect in every way. Not virgin tho

poor guy needs a lot of therapy 😬

No

Yeah, he didn't strike me as a creep, just unlucky and devastated. Considering he probably wrote that post while being devastated and depressed, I'd say he acted totally reasonable as someone who had their hopes and dreams shattered. He even apologized for his behavior, removed himself from the situation, and reduced the potential fallout by giving his manager a white lie. Maybe he was a tad objectifying of her, and we did after all only get his upset side of the story with no clarifications, but falling madly in love with someone, trying to awkwardly build a relationship, and then getting the rug pulled from under oneself, whether or not it was on purpose, that does hurt. Man was hurt. He talked about his feelings. He wanted to scream, leave, and drown out his feelings in booze. None of those are externally destructive behaviors, at least not on par with fucking up her boyfriend, or kidnapping her, or blackmail.

he's pathetic. sorry not sorry i don't feel bad he sound weird and kinda creepy

I don't. Because all humans are just like that, so I've stopped emphatising with these emotional meatbags.

Never look at the subreddit r/neckbeardnests then.

@@SirPembertonS.Crevalius That sounds genuinely terrifying. D:

​@@SirPembertonS.Crevalius noted ._.

@@Just_a_commenter YOU AGAIN ITS THE FAT JET DRAGON HOW ARE YOU EVERYWHERE You’re evolving into just some guy without a mustache

The legend returns

I remember it being states that the author is nonbinary femme, they are just afab.

@@kariissmol9172 Oh well then

Tf is an afab

@@NoHiToYou assignes female at birth

@@kariissmol9172 so trans?

HOW MANY TIMES DO I NEED TO TELL YOU! IN YOUR HEAD AND DON’T GIVE IT BACK

I WAS GONNA WRITE THAT DAMMIT

Ayoo good for them!!

Ayyyy femme enby powaaah

Just stop being a guy

isnt she 17

@@remirusaiki she's 14

@@C_1O OH MY GOD That's even worse what the fuck

She looks like she just got up and walked out of the mortuary.

Doesn’t look like, it clearly is which is beyond fucked up

Same, I was thinking: 2/3 times a week? A little on the low end but some people have naturally cleaner skin and are less sweat- wait 2/3 weeks?

Its interesting how the situation you’ve described is almost indistinguishable from my sister’s.

@@iancameron8391 That's neat, the fact that your sister and I are apparently trauma twinzees, not the fact that she also had to deal with this crap. I do have an older sibling and this happened in Florida. Did it also so happen to be the same church? Lol

btw as a bi muslim i don't understand being "property" of your man isn't that slavery? also even if they say it was a phase that mean they are exploring themself what if they don't? then you wouldn't see them ever mature into adulthood like at some point phase is just use as a excuse to stop kids from exploring and maybe unlearn bs thing they are taught but no they don't want their kids to self improve

@@unknowngod8221 The women being "property of man" thing is a prehistoric sexist stereotype. The song "Labour", by Paris Paloma, touches on that side of history. Luckily, the women of America fought for their freedom and rights, so I get to make my own decisions today.

I agree with the first sentence, however it depends on a lot of factors. For example if you had 20 partners that you had an intimate connection with, why didnt they stay with you? Why would i want to date someone who reflects that they cant keep a relationship? Pretty unlikely that it was smt about all of them that made YOU leave, but even if so, why would you sleep with someone you dont want to stay in a relationship with? Well the rest of your comment displays multiple graditutes of bad judgemend, which is also a red flag. This is just me tho, i doubt a lot of these pigs could even think that far. 😂

@@afflixzockerz5383 People change. Someone who had a lot of one-night stands may get sick of that and want to find some stability. People who drank can swear off the booze. Everything you have done needs to be looked at in the context of who you were then, who you are now and how you got from then to now.

​​@@afflixzockerz5383 Not all sexual relationships are, or have to be, serious. A big issue women have with being told off about having had previous partners, is the same does not apply to men. Also, disclosing sexual history right away, why do these neckband feel that's appropriate, IF they want a serious relationship that isn't just about sex? There's a lot of potential background issues or trauma for many people, it's a weird thing to demand proof of virginity when you don't even want to have sex. If you want a one night stand, which these neckbeards deny, then sure sex is key.

​@@oren1305I don't get why people don't seem to get the concept you can literally just have sex for the fun of it. Doesn't have to be any deep feelings attached

​@@afflixzockerz5383 oh no, bad judgement from a 16 year old? how unheard of! this must mean she still acts exactly the same now! /s not that it matters because your judgement is absolutely worthless and it's not like she would touch you with a 10 foot pole. miserable dickwad.

Yeah, guy's clearly happy, just has no self-control when it comes to his wank material.

yeh. as long as he's not making himself destitute, then whatever floats your boat man.

Yeah, based off his profile picture, he seems content with life

She looks like she got blasted with baby powder

Casper the ghosts step-mother.

Big brain

don't shame mlp

@@Milk-ck1wv only shaming the neckbeards that sexualize the ponys

shadman is the one

Frfr

Personally I really, really don't want to know. I would however like to know if they are the same way irl, and some way to avoid them if so

I mean, have you guys ever talked to conservatives? That's what they mean when they talk about "traditional gender roles". This one is just blunt in his honesty.