/r/JustNeckbeardThings 

ra ra masculeen no one's greatest love machine

I have a whiteboard in my room and it's honestly one of the most useful purchases I've ever got. Helps me to organise my continual defence against the mendacious thots.

i go to Ballard Highschool, can confirm sword man guards us with his life

All the lefties here calling neckbeards right wingers while all the right wingers here calling neckbeards soyboys in short: no party wants a neckbeard

"who the hell has a whiteboard in their room?" *turns and looks to my giant whiteboard with a massive drawing of the pirate ship: The H.M.S Pingu*

That's a shibe... AND THATS A WEEB, LETS GO!

watching soot house is a good substitute for having friends

1:36 imagine your friends being killed in a shooting and finding out the shooter wears anime schoolgirl outfits in bed and posts it online.

People with neck beards are just trying to cover up their double chin. This is my conspiracy and I'm living by it

i just want to have someone walk into a business meeting only wearing a pot on his head yelling "MY NAME IS THE NUDE KNIGHT!"

3:01 S i m p 3:15 I n c e l 3:34 Back to Simp 3:39 Back to Incel His character development is amusing

Is nobody gonna mention the fact the first guy literally set their Facebook name to "Natsu Dragoneel"? They've literally gone full weeb at this point-

*_MY NAME IS THE N U D E K N I G H T_*

>Be Me. >Resists clicking this video because I am bearded. >Tell my self "I'm not a 'neckbeard'" >Watches whole video has laugh. >at very end forgets what it is titled. >Gets to 6:41 hears, "WHO HAS A WHITE BOARD?" >looks up at whiteboard on my wall behind screen. >Understands the truth.

Why are half of these just hardcore anime fans and the other half hardcore right-wingers?

"That's a SHEEB and that's a WEEB, LETS GO, BOYS!" "Are we getting demonetised?" "Were we EVER monetised?"

*_I T M E A N S Y E R ' A R D_*

There is literally a brand of tofu called “soyboy”; we serve it where I work.

“Who has a whiteboard in their room?” The whiteboard in my room: 👁 👄 👁

At least the guy with the confederate flag behind him has good trigger discipline.

*Alcohal.*

“DAS A SHIBE AN DAS A WEEB”

“MY NAME IS THE NUDE KNIGHT” best line ever.

ah yes, the hero we deserved and never knew we needed. *the nude knight*

Good on the guy at 4:14 for not putting his finger on the trigger unless he's shooting, that's just good gun etiquette.

"The Nude Knight" New steam name acquired.

"After the school shootings, I work security at Ballard HS with a broad sword. I don't even get paid for it, I just stand in the parking lot with a *S W O R D*

1:35 Comparing your sexual prowess to a Japanese schoolgirl is like comparing your basketball skills to a coma patient.

mah girlfiend told meh to stopp watchin' Soothouse I told her to eat pant and she didd

4:10 That might actually be a purity ring. You know what I’m *confident* that’s exactly what it is.

I want “That’s a sheeb and that’s a weeb, let’s go boys” merch

“my name is the nude knight” entire call: erupts

ｔｉｍｅｔｏ ｃａｌｌｔｈｅＮＵＤＥ ｋｎｉｇｈｔ

*thats a shibe and that's a weeb.*

To this day, "That's a shibe and that's a weeb, LET'S GO BOIS" is by far the strongest Soothouse video opening.

"What's a soyboy?" "A boy of soy"

6:48 MY FAVOURITE THING ABOUT THIS IMAGE ISNT IN THE FOREGROUND, BUT THE 8 BOX SETS OF SEINFELD ON THE TOP SHELF

I was born in an Asian. Not all that special. I don't remember it at all.

I am convinced these people don’t know what a confederate flag is as they had no reaction to it being in the background

Knew a neckbeard in college whose behavior screamed incel. He got pissed that he couldn’t get any girls to hang out with him, but my buddies and I, who might I add looked like a mixture of stoners, gamers, and DnD types, had several girls in our group of friends that we hung out with regularly. Apparently he couldn’t get the idea through his head that girls don’t like it when you are perving on them 24/7.

I have many leather bound books

This is truly one of the only channels on RU-vid that makes me genuinely laugh every time, keep it up!

I actually know that person with the "Got a fedora boiiii" comment. Yeah, she wasn't much fun to talk with.

The best part of that neckbeard using "mendatious" is that he spelled it wrong

“alcohal” one of many words used by god himself.

"pepsi bottle, a coca cola glass...i don't give a damn" what a KING

Nothing better than spelling "erudite" incorrectly when you're talking about race realism and IQ. Lmfao.

Whenever I feel like I'm a huge neckbeard I always find someone on the internet who's even worse.

*_i just stand in the parking lot with a sword._*

Never came across the nude knight in my gameplay of skyrim

“Since I have a high IQ myself...” *Misspells “erudite”*

whitpowerwednesday guy is an infamous diaper fur that uploads pictures of himself pooping in makeshift diapers. Just, ya know, if you where curious.

Can't get demonitized if you were never monitized in the first place

Petition to call the soot house guys the soy boys

“Who has a whiteboard in their room?” 10ish year old me: ._.

5:38 He went in so confidently I am crying💀💀

*_MY NAME IS THE NUDE KNIGHT!_*

All of their laughs are so contagious 😂

"My name is the nude knight, and-" *W H E E Z E E X P L O S I O N*

3:01 That could be a very good Tom Holland impression.

4:13 .... The index finger on the gun is how you are supposed to use it when carrying a firearm so you don't shoot yourself or anyone else on accident... Just fyi

If someone tries to stop me from watching anime You won’t hear from them again

4:13 not a gun enthusiast, but Texan, so grew up around 'em: you're actually supposed to do that if you're not literally about to fire And That's Your Joke Ruining Fact Of The Day

''right wing revolutionary'' lol

lets see who this crook really is! *pulls r/justneckbeardthings off* I KNEW IT! *r/niceguys*

were we ever monetized ? *top 10 questions scientist still can't answer*

I'm just imagining the Nude Knight as a man wearing a knight's helmet and literally nothing else

"I can see the nude knight fanart" HOLY SHIT GUYS IT WAS FORESHADOWING ALL ALONG

There is so much to appreciate about that last picture at 6:21 1. His hair. It is receding, thinning, and yet past his shoulders. No styling applied. 2. His mirthless facial expression. 3. The shelves upon shelves of games and anime from multiple eras. 4. Caffeine-free Diet Coke. 5. The channel watermark in the bottom-right corner: black letters that are on fire. Edgy. 6. Targeting a little girl, someone who still has some maturing to do, someone who is clearly much younger than he, instead of someone closer to a peer. 7. "Feminism sucks" does not just convey misogyny, but it also implies a simpler, more black-and-white worldview than one might infer from the possible alternative "I provide a critique of modern feminist ideology", for example. 8. Channel name is "Warcorpse666". So edgy, bro. 9. The like-to-dislike ratio, less than 1:5. 10. The like-to-subscriber ratio, less than 1 in 30 of even his own subscribers clicked the "Like" for this video.

Title: /r/JustNeckbeardThings Expectation: amazing beards! Reality: anime lovers? Gun plebs? Masculeen people? Soy boy? Fedora? Idk...

David: "I love soy boys" Wilbur: "....."

4:32 Ah yes, clearly you are so very smart, judging by how you definitely spelled "eminent" and "erudite" correctly :P

I don't think it was a primary care physician who told dude not to touch swords. I think it was his psychiatrist.

only alcohal can sustain me

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR AGES FOR THE MASCULEEN JOKE!!! LMAO

your guys' laugh sounds like someone cleaning their window

The anime "girl" at 0:30 is actually a boy.

“Who has a whiteboard in their room?” *Laughs, sadly stares at whiteboard in my room* ._.

4:54 how dare he betray Astolfo like that?!

"This guy slaps your girl. What do you do?" "SHOOT HIS ARMS AND LEGS OFF" okay then

These people cannot actually exist. Surely. Also, Rhianna is always on point with her beauty observations. That man has a cupid's bow to be envied.

MY NAME IS THE NUDE KNIGHTT, AND TODAYYYY...

"MY NAME IS THE NUDE KNIGHT!"

4:19 the person was actually practicing gun safety. You keep your finger like that and only place it on the trigger if you intend to shoot something

Thanks for the new video SorrowTV

Roses are red, violets are blue. 5:33

Ah yes the one singular Asian culture.

3:40 he wrote all of that in the span of one minute

4:24 to be fair that's just proper gun safety.

I love how all these cringe Facebook posts always have likes even if it says something like "BLACK GURLS CAN'T HANDLE MY ANIME SO I'LL ONLY DATE ASIAN CHICK'S WHO IDENTIFY AS WOLF OTHERKIN!"

This is where Wilbur got the lyrics for the Nice Guy Ballad.

The "masculeen" guy probably has never even seen a gym in his life

... I have a whiteboard in my room

Is this neckbeards or R/niceguys

4:29 I'm 95% sure Jordan Peterson never said that. Assuming that's who he's talking about.

3:00 I didn't just go "yikes." I went *"yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikes."*

"she said stop watching anime" "i stop her breathe" "i get killed gang" "the end"

0:24 *Um...* I haven't seen much of the anime but I'm pretty sure that's a *trap*

This site recommended a "Drag Me To Hell" review and this. I've been dragged to neckbeard hell.

3:32 this sounds like wheatley's dialogue when you sit there and listen to him after he tries to kill you