r/Maliciouscompliance Boss: Why Don't You Quit?! Me: LOL OK 

First Story: U would think that OP's boss would not want to change anything up here. Giving a freshly graduated college student is always a horrible idea. He yelled at OP for not doing other work when he was the one who wanted OP to work on the website and he was the one who told OP to quit Second Story: These neighbors sound like they are old and bitter. Honestly, they were clearly just looking for something to complain about. Lmao, they couldn’t complain because all OP did was do exactly what they wanted Third Story: They are just trying to keep OP's money and expected OP to just take the L Fourth Story: Its suppose to be an emergency but she still want to follow policy?? Karen brought that on herself lmao Fifth Story: A script for customer service? Why is this manager like this? Well she said read the script so she can’t complain. She clearly don’t like fun Sixth Story: I mean he did tell OP to leave his stuff alone sooooo. Oh well, he lost his rod Seventh Story: Ugh, this is why I couldn’t do customer service. They the one who told OP to leave them alone; rude people are the worst Eigth Story: Why do people who are doing things wrong always give others ideas to screw them over lmao

Boss: "Maybe you should quit and pursue your hobby!" OP: **Actually quits and pursues his hobby** Boss: **Surprised Pikachu Face**

Policy is indeed very important... until it inconveniences someone in power.

The short little story about the McDonald’s employee saying Mc in front of different words has me in tears omg I’m lovin it

I haven't been a morning person for years but RSlash has me waking up early. The best way to start the day is with malicious compliance, nuclear revenge and RSlash 😋

perfect way to start the morning, eating breakfast and hearing rSlash's relaxing voice

Story 6: Funny how a lot of people go "Mind your own business until something happens to them and then decide that it should be everybody's business

Ah, the classic "If you don't like it, leave!" It actually CAN work when the person really should be gone and you just don't want to or can't fire them for some reason. But you better be ready if the person decides to leave right then and there.

I too had a paper route but I started at 12. When I first started, the route was a mess! Late payments or no payments were common but quickly corrected. Then Karen moved onto my route. EVERY Sunday (biggest paper with coupons) she would call to say that she didn’t get her paper even though I made it my practice to porch every one. I would start delivering by 4 am to be done by 7:30 so I could get to church by 9. After the 2nd time I told her that I need to put it in her backyard or some other place as it was making me late to church and was told that her dog would eat it. So after much thought I decided to also wake her but it was around 4 am. She was angry but I explained I needed to make sure she got her paper. After the 3rd Sunday wake up knock her husband answered and asked why I kept doing this. After explaining the situation he said to just leave it on the porch and he’d take care of it. Never got another call.😂

First story : Know your worth, don't let yourself be bullied by bad boss like this.

Boss: “How dare you build a website! I want you to resign!” OP: “Okay. I quit, and I will never build a website for you or your company again.” Boss: “(Shocked Pikachu Face)”

My favourite thing I ever did was when my uncle asked me what I wanted from McDonald's and I wasn't hungry, so I just said "a mcjuice please" and he deadass asked for a mcjuice

I worked at a McDonald's drive through years ago. It was raining and the guy at the speaker said, "I'm getting McWet."

Wow! A newspaper story, I love it. I spent 30 years in newspaper circulation so that’s a pretty typical problem. I have a million stories like that, many crazier. Thanks for that, Dab!

Always posted at the perfect time: right as I’m going to bed. I love listening to you while going to sleep :)

Time to fall asleep listening to Rslash like every night 😴

Man that the fisherman that was next to op was a reel piece of work. Cod he should've clam down. He was beng a bit shellfish with being entitled.

I would be laughing so much for that new employee saying mcash or McCard. That's hella funny 🤣

The lost fishing pole reminds me of another malicious compliance story from our man RSlash. A guy wrote that he and his neighbor had a deal where they would pick up and store each other’s parcels when recipient was away to keep the items safe from porch pirates. Neighbor sold their house and a new neighbor moved in. When OP tried to be nice and extend the same courtesy, neighbor lost his sh*t and told OP to leave his packages alone. So, OP did. Left the package alone and watched it get stolen by a porch pirate! Neighbor tried to chase the theif down, but lost them. He got all pissed off at OP for just watching so OP threw his words right back in his face. It. Was. Glorious!

Second story : I'm just surprised they gave up and admitted defeat instead of making life more miserable for you somehow.

Hey r/SLASH! Today is my 15th birthday, and I just want to say that I’m really happy you’re here to make my day better. I’ve been watching you since 6th/7th grade (I’m in 10th) and I’ve literally grown watching you. Just wanted to say thank you for always putting out new videos every day, on the dot, and making me smile.

That fishing story is the perfect MC story. It's like the example I'm going to go to when describing this sub.

Story One: In the UK, tere are some pretty stringent laws about employing those under sixteen. One states that they my *not* work before 7am. If the girl in the story really was delivering papers at 6am, her employers is due for a pretty hefty fine.

Good morning RSlash and friends! Have a wonderful Sunday!

I really like the managers who let their employees have harmless fun or don't punish them for teaching customers a lesson (the bridal shop), that was great. A nice life lesson, free of charge.

I've been working at Academy for roughly 2 months now. I was hired to do online orders and in that time I am now helping unload trucks and place products. Now they have me doing overnight for online orders while still unloading pallets in my off time. At this point 3 team leads have quit and 2 people in my department have as well. They've asked if I want to become a team lead and I told them I would if the paid 1.5× what I'm making now. If not I'm not going to go move up and will just use their college reimbursement then leave just like several other people plan to do. One manager has told me multiple times that I could be fired and I laughed in her face and told her to go ahead, I'll just go to one of the other 4 jobs offering me positions. Sure they pay less/no college reimbursement but are closer and don't pull this bullsh1t. She is still trying to act tough but I told her yesterday I will go to regional with my issues if she doesn't realize I am one of the only people left in her department. PS: The job wouldn't be bad if she didn't constantly micromanage the overnight shift. She even thinks she has the ability to tell us when we take our breaks while the manager on shift doesn't care.

Story 1: Why do bosses say stuff like that? Like, do they just expect workers to just not quit or something? Like, OP was doing extra and not being compensated for said extra, of course they were going to quit!

What I don't understand what's so important for that fishing guy to leave his rod and go off to do whatever when at any moment something like that will happen.

As a store manager at McDonald's, I tell my employees taking orders in drive thru or counter what the standard greeting is but give them freedom to change it up and try to have fun with it, example you are supposed to suggest coca cola for all the drinks when a customer orders a meal, but I tell them to suggest whatever soft drink is their favorite as long as they suggest one to make the order process take less time

Okay, I'm confused why the boss would tell anyone to quit. Businesses have been struggling since the pandemic began, and some have been failing due to a lack of support and assistance with employees. If you're in charge and make this mistake, don't expect anyone to come back after what you've done to them.

Never do more at work than what you are hired for unless they offer to pay you more money.

Story 1: the only reason OP has that pay at his new job was because he was appreciated at his new job, while his old boss grossly took him for granted, and made him do work that was severely above his pay grade. if you're ever ask you to do extra task above your required work, make sure you get paid according for it, and if they don't, FTSIO!

Kind of funny all these stories about bosses who think the biblical verse "Do not bind the mouths of the kine that tread the grain" mean instead of binding the mouths you scream and yell at and beat the kine, and then get all pikachu face when the kine pack up and go somewhere else.

first story I just don't get why boss would tell their best employee to quit when that employee literally doing a job that require 2 or 3 people to do and OP doing his job under pay and now OP work for a high paid company, my guess he got cocky cause he didn't think OP would actually quit and story 2 the family was basic look for the small detail to complain a Karen family and then OP did what they ask for and regret it maybe they stop being a Karen family

As someone who worked at McDonald's in a mining town for over 7 years I got a billion and a half stories, I've seen it all (not all of it even close to being a good experience) but one thing I always got complimented for was my greetings and farewells, I absolutely refused to be a robot so it'd be "g'day mate, how can I help?" Or "Hi there, what can I get for you" just a quick short greeting that was still always friendly...the overnight manager loved it cause it took a little time off each order...the rostering Karen hated me cause I wouldn't beep boop along like everyone else

i am watching you after work. so sad reddit doesn't disclose personal information.If it did, my job would be much easier

I'm sitting here like "paper *round* " did this person BoneAppleTea themselves? It's paper ROUTE, right? "I'm in the Uk" Wait? That's a thing jn the Uk? *Googles Yup! Learn something new every day

Love some Malicious compliance on a sunday afternoon

love when they pay way more than they would've had to because they were stupid lmfao

Moving companies are the absolute worst! We moved to Maine and the moving company kept telling us oh next week, it was 3 months until they finally delivered our belongings. The company was the worst with horrible people working there.

The support of bosses when the public is acting out is absolutely amazing!

Imagine complaining because the papergirl .... waved at your kid? Oh no, someone friendly. NOT ON MY WATCH.

Whoever's reading this, i pray that whatever you're going through gets better and whatever you're struggling with or worrying about is going to be fine and that everyone has a fantastic day! Amen

The story about the guy losing his fishing rod was really satisfying lmao

Never piss of your star employee

For the fishing story, I love the sound effects but damn did they scare me XD

love the kays cooking shoutout. she may not make the best food but she’s so pure

One thing I will never understand is how plenty of bosses not getting what they want or an employee messing up retorts with yelling. It's not productive and is demoralizing and humiliating for the employee, even if they were at fault. Like yes, reprimand your employee if they do something wrong or don't do what they suppose to but yelling doesn't help anyone

8th story I'm not sure if the OP is the real Karen here. Customers didn't want immediate help, so she decided to ignore them when they were actually ready to ask for help/order products. At most they were slightly rude, possibly the OP just overreacted to something that wasn't intended to be rude.

You get me through my early mornings rslash. Been here since the beginning and so happy how far you’ve come!

As someone that's had a paper route before, there's always one house that gave me a hassle for no reason whatsoever, the specific house on my route that did it has since moved out but they'd complain about not getting their paper when I KNEW I'd dropped it on the porch where they specified that I had to put it.

As a McDonald's employee myself, I always tell customers to have a Mctastic, Mcmazing, Mctacular, or some other McDonald's pun, to the point where it's a common thing at the second window for customers to say how amazing I am

I can tell you as a fisherman don’t leave your rod unattended because accidents like that happen and that’s why you’re supposed to pay attention

I love when dabney’s editor adds sound effects

As someone who did newspaper delivery for 3-4 years I love the newspaper guy. complaints now where I worked you get charged $3 for a complaint but get payed $0.13 per paper delivered

Story 6: I'm pretty sure it's illegal to have a parked vehicle completely block the side walk, and create a blind spot for upcoming traffic

DONT MESS WITH THE IT GUY

“Oh no, I’ve Mcfallen!”

Such a toxic power move to dare an employee to quit if they so much as show signs of not being able to endure the horrible working conditions that's practically forced upon them, and not even getting recognized or rewarded for what they actually achieve. Those employers don't deserve to have anyone working for them.

I love Malicious Compliance stories sooooo much!

Either I've gained precognition or the "Policy is Very Important" story was in a video in the last month? I've heard Rslash read it and I haven't seen an Rslash video in a week (and this is 2 days old)

I remember hearing the 8th box, the update was they did fight longer about the 8th box until the OP made them admit to them not having it and getting it refunded

My GF tells me this story everytime we pass by this one Burger king: it was over a dozen years or so ago but apparently she got fired from that BK because she was on drive thru and answered "Welcome to Burger King, home of the Whopper, what's your beef?" I love it, but unfortunately her manager didn't.

The classic McOrder taking. When I worked at McDonald’s we all loved to take orders putting a Mc in front of every word.

Story 2: made me think of some relatives of mine who got their paper stolen. At first they thought it wasn't delivered. But when they kept not getting their paper they got up early. Saw it being delivered. A bit later a neighbour of theirs, who worked nights, walked past, took the paper and walked of. Next night my relatives found a 6 months old paper and switched it out. The neighbour stopped stealing their paper after that.

getting fired is usually much better for you than quitting(you usually only get severance when you get fired in my experience).. but consult a lawyer before attempting either. also: mcwould mcyou mclike mcfries mcwith mcthat mcquestionmark

First things first. How are y'all going today? I'm doing fine, don't ask

4th story: Lmao, got I lovr when power tripping idiots, get into a taste of their own medicine

that "policy is very important" story is actually longer. The rest of the story is that OP then refuses to loan out a laptop to a very very senior person and throws Karen under the bus, she arrives without her badge and OP turns her away, but also gets a dressing down

The cops/city where I live got some choice words thrown at them because they were giving out tickets for trucks being past the driveway despite the fact that the driveways are too short

Story #1 - just to be petty, I'd send a copy of one of those 300% checks to that old boss and tell him how much I appreciated his advice to follow my hobby

The McDonalds story part about being put on drivethru because he was white and spoke fluent English suddenly put my 2 years stuck working at Sonic's drivethru into much clearer context. Did not think I was going to get a touch of clarity for something that happened almost 2 decades ago at this point.

The one in regards to the following policy, reminded me of a laptop incident with my local library. My town library has laptops that can be loaned out for 3 hrs, with an hour extra if you wanted to renew it for one more hour (for a total of 4 hours of checkout time total). You couldn't take the laptops out of the library, as they were only available to check out for only a 3 to 4 hrs total, per day. And when you checked out a laptop to use, they held your personal ID card as collateral until the laptop was handed back in to the librarian, and the librarian checked the laptop back in, and you got your ID card back from their hold box behind the desk. Well, one time I had checked a laptop out, I had used it, turned the laptop back in to the librarian, got my ID card back, and that was it, and left to go home. About a week later, I get a notice from the library in the mail, saying that I owned the library $2,500 for the laptop, as it still showed on my account that it was still checked out and overdue. Basically, I was being accused of taking it home I guess(?), and the library was asking for the replacement cost of their laptop back! I called them up immediately and asked them to check their laptops more carefully for their "missing" laptop, as I had indeed handed it back in on time, and had got my ID card returned back to me, and had I NOT had returned it, they'd still have my ID card in their box, which, upon them checking in it, they indeed, didn't have my ID card in their hold box, so they had to have obviously have given it back to me, which meant that they indeed, had to have their "overdue" laptop back in their possession after all. So they checked their collection of laptops, looking for the laptop ID number that matched the ID number of the checked out one still showing up on my account. They had it with their other laptops all along. Turns out the librarian just didn't actually scan the laptop to check it back into the system, resulting in it being overdue/still out on my account, resulting in the library fining me for the cost of their laptop. They apologized and removed the laptop fine. I never checked out a laptop again after that.

That fishing story. Chefs kiss

Keep on making these man, I’ll keep on listening. ❤

Fishing story: I would have been honest with the guy, ”Yep, I watched it get pulled into the water”, and when he says “why didn’t you stop it.” Tell him “Because you told me not to touch it!”

Me: Wow I can’t wait to listen to 2-4 stories RSlash: what if no

The first story manager doesn't make sense... why would you work for free? Why would start a job...not expecting to get paid?

When your boss gives you better advice than pay xD

Story 2: Good going kid, you've got a good career of malicious compliance waiting for you. Make these AH rue the day they chose to act like their behinds.

I may get in contact with the OP from the bridal shop story for when I have my wedding if they still do that work 😊😊😊

11:06 I almost pissed myself too from that sudden sound effect lol talk about a jump scare lol

I love how the comments are full of people from different timezones going: "Perfect timing, I just woke up!" or "Always in time for when I'm going to bed!" and for me the videos are out at 3pm so I see the notification and I know what to look forward to when I get off work/school as a reward

Can bosses please watch Rslashes videos so the can have more successful lives

The newspaper story reminds me of this one guy my friend had to deliver to, whose house was like WAY back on the lot. For some reason the house was all the way back and was flush with the alley (no back yard), and the garage was actually in front of the house in the middle of the front lawn. The whole property was basically set up backwards. Anyway this guy refused to allow anyone on his property, but still somehow expected that the newspaper be brought up to his door. He'd call to complain if you left the paper by the gate or in the mailbox, and he'd call to complain that you were trespassing if you walked up to the house to deliver it. So he borrowed my slingshot and launched the newspaper clear across the lawn. It never went where he aimed. After the paper ended up on the roof a couple times suddenly the mailbox was fine.

Keep up the amazing work

Over night shifts at McDonalds is a godless time haha. Worked as a crew member for 6 years.

Dabney I have to say I have been listening to you for the last 3 years and I gotta say.... Thank you 🤩 you got me through a very tough part of my life listening to you every night at work! I know you probably won't see this but keep up the good work and looking forward to more years of quality content

welcome to mcdondalds

All malicious compliance the art of shut your mouth or face the consequences..

#3 is an old story but it's amusing so I'll let it slide. I've been going through these stories haaaaard

I have covid. And these videos are helping me get through it. 😰

Where I live, it's illegal to keep your trailer on your property for longer than a month. So my parents have to keep their's at a trailer park. But I don't think it's that much money to keep it there.

i used to have a paper route back in the 60's. i get it.

Child workers in the uk are woefully underpaid. £4.30 an hour isnt worth getting out of bed for

I would have kept the loud knocking up. Until they beg me to stop and wave a white flag, I'll keep it up

The sound affects you added are amazing (◍•ᴗ•◍)

How does this have 20 comments already???

Story 1 : talk about big mouth leading to losing your mvp.. that boss is mega dumb..

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