@@meechicat303 yeah we should defend the US from such dangerous places with something that could separate one country from the other. Maybe a tall structure of some sort... /s
Not to mention, the car is the driver's property. They can take it where they want. The passenger has the option to request to be let off at any point...
rSlash:"Someone accidentally puts a cereal box in the perfect spot and a portal appears that summons a demon into our mortal plane." Me looking at my pantry: "Good idea"
*entitled parent and kid comes in* Ek: MoMmYYYyyYy I WaNT ThE DeEEEeEeeEeEEEmOOooOooOOoOn! Em: GIVE MY CHILD THAT LIFE DESTROYING DEMON THAT COULD POSSIBLE KILL MY CHILD *NOW*
“Get out my car” “No” “Okay” “Wanna free ride” “I knew it” *giggles* “Well I’m glad you could join me to Tuiana” Well folks, that’s how you internationally consensually kidnap some...
I see you have never put Rice-a Roni next to Captain Crunch. I suggest you never do. I had a friend who years ago did that, completely by accident and quickly changed it. But....Every day about 8am Jehovas Witnesses were knocking on his door.
A few things about the first story: - The lease will usually specifically outline a policy about guests/overnight visitors, and this is ultimately what matters (provided it is not in violation of any laws). The line between guest and tenant is a bit blurry, but one night a month is clearly a guest and fine, while a week or two is almost certainly a violation of the lease terms. _shrug_ - Unannounced visits by the landlord are most likely illegal according to the tenancy laws in your area. Most areas explicitly require a certain amount of advance notification (often in writing) for landlord visits. - Obviously things like sheet color are completely outside the purview of a landlord's control. You can just ignore any of this irrelevant power tripping, and if they are persistent in pushing things like this, you can get them in trouble for it (but be sure you have hard evidence of their demands - a thorough paper trail is your friend here). -tl;dr know your rights and responsibilities as a renter. Research the tenancy laws in your area.
I just imagine Tony the Tiger, the Trix Rabbit, and Toucan Sam rising from a hole in the ground. taking a loaf of bread out of the pantry and making a a demonic ritual circle with the individual slices, that, upon completion become crisp and toasty
Sarah Gregory I had a drunk guy refuse to pay or get out once. He also decided to “pass out” and wouldn’t even tell me where he wanted to go (he got in my car with 2 other guys I had dropped off already). Pulled into a grocery store parking lot and waited for the police. He refused to get out when asked by the police. So they gave him a nipple twist to test if he could medically respond and wasn’t suffering from alcohol poisoning. He got out after that.
Good morning, Cizhrok. Unfortunately no, but I have both some peanut butter and chocolate a shelf down from you. There's a few wrapped blocks of graham crackers up above to add crunch if you want.
Zad yeah, I’m pretty sure it’s where you’re supposed to decorate your house to harmonize with energy or for good luck or something, rearranging furniture so that certain colors face certain cardinal directions? Also I think how you’re supposed to arrange the furniture changes every year or so, but I could be thinking of something else
Not gonna lie, THESE ARE MY FAVORITE THINGS IN THE WORLD. ALL I HAVE TO DO IS LISTEN! And they Are the best things in the world to fall asleep listening to.
That is why Catholics put crosses into their kitchens. I mean, graven images is a sin, but that can be forgiven, however, sudden portal to Hell, no coming back from.
So far I'm thinking that the landlady's house is somewhere that the boundaries between hell and the mortal realm is quite flimsy because of a satanic cult that preformed a ceremony about 3 decades ago that the landlady stopped. The landlady then bought the property and has been shuffling through roommates ever since because it's an expensive area. The idea isn't to make her likable but properly paranoid. Que op's character moving in with this crazy lady. The story is told from his prospective so you don't learn about the landlady's past right away. One day op accidentally summons a demon due to the arrangement of his cereal that the landlady has yelled at him multiple times for. They now have to work together to send the demon back to whence it came. How's that for a synopsis so far? I'll probably only be writing a short story if I remember or have the energy to write the full thing at all.
I gotta admit, if I moved into a new place and some random person I've never met just decided to take my package off my porch and "hold it" for me, I wouldn't be all "Oh thank you, that's so considerate."
rSlash: What does she think is gonna happen? Someone is going to accidentally put a cereal box in the perfect spot that then opens a portal to Hell and summons a demon? Me: I don't remember that episode on Supernatural...
If an Uber cancels the trip. *PULL OVER IMMIDIATELY!* Once they cancel, you are no longer insured by Uber and if anything happens to anyone, you could get sued and you will loose. You can thank Auto Auction Rebuilds/Uberman for this advice
When some ex-neighbors moved out of the neighborhood, they sold their house on contract to a woman who was allegedly a 'Reverend.' Woman was batshit crazy. She immediately stiffed the payments and it took a year to evict. She had trashed the house. I have never seen so many roaches in a house, holes in walls etc. The damage was unbelievable!
The one that was in the title makes me remember the "get out of my car now!" Meme from 2017. I remember when that animation of it was memed to oblivion.
BEFORE WATCHING: " you don't kidnap ANYONE EVER NO MATTER HOW AWFUL THEY ARE 😡. He should have called the cops BOOK A NORMAL HUMAN BEING!?" AFTER WATCHING: okay so he basically drove her around to make her panic. Can't really say anything about that.
What does she think? That someone will place cereal in the perfect place that opens a gateway to hell? Devil: I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED, WHAT IS THY PURPO-ooooooooo lucky charms.
In the Appendix to the Apocrypha, "Neither shalt thou eat the fruit of the tree that is known as CARROT!" Old Blackadder reference, series 1 'The Witchsmeller Pursuivant'
5:52 all I'm thinking about is that one animation of some man yelling at a woman to get the F out of his car and shes all monotony and asking to for directions through some hospital
