r/Maliciouscompliance Kid: "I WANT YOUR HOTTEST HOT SAUCE!" Me: "OK" 

What would you do if an entitled brat DEMANDED to try your stores hottest hot sauce?

I love the hot sauce story, but sometimes people really can handle the heat. My last boyfriend went to a place that had its own super hot, hot sauce. So bad that in order to try a toothpick point dipped into it you had to sign a waiver saying you can’t sue because they had people who’d went into cardiac arrest after trying the hot sauce. He told them he wanted it on a burrito, they made him try the sauce on the toothpick, and it did nothing to him. They all looked like they’d just seen a ghost when he said his grandma’s sauce was hotter. They finally gave him a bottle and he slathered his burrito in the stuff and ate it like nothing. He ended up with over $500 worth of merchandise from them and was the first person on their wall that not only handled the sauce but actually put it on their food. There were only 4 other people on their wall and none of them were willing to put it on their food once they tried the toothpick.

Don't know the details of their contract, but these 15 employees that got fired might could sue for wrongfull termination. There was no way for them to clock in on time and yet they were fired for it.

I love the stories that get the offender back with their own words. It's just too good.

As a maintenance engineer, what I've learned is that operators usually know more about normal operations of machines than me. They might not know how to fix it, but they can tell when it's fixed or not.

That hot sauce is literally higher in the Scoville scale than a police issued pepper spray.

I love that; "you can't sell food here" "we're not, we're selling napkins; the food is complementary"

EM: *Eats Hot Sauce* Morgan Freeman: It was at that moment he knew, he f****d up.

These stories are basically: Entitled person: DO THAT THING! OP: okay Entitled person: *Surprised Pickachu face*

An automated firing email system is the dumbest thing I've heard of

Day one of engineering class at my college: Always listen to the people who’ve worked with the machines longer than you. If they say somethings wrong, you better find what it is.

Ah, the hot sauce store. The entitlement destroyer.

"I tell her that water won't help her now" "Only death"

"WHAT THE HEK DID YOU TO THE MACHINE OP" OP: "it broke" i friggin died listening to that lol

"If this story was a meal, I'd order seconds and send my compliments to the chef" ... Imma stuff that one in my pocket.

“Water won’t help you now.” I now yearn to use this in my everyday life at some point.

"What the heck did you do to the machine OP?!" "It broke" I always imagine OP saying it with a straight face

I feel like the official motto of r/maliciouscompliance should be, “Who am I to stop you?”

I just hope that that hot sauce was like a gift that kept on giving, allowing the woman to discover the fires of Hell from a new, um, perspective.

Entitled Mom : I'll take this hot sauce . . . . *AND EAT IT* Narrator : And for that she would suffer greatly.

OP: "I'm afraid Water won't help you now~" Me:...Yu-gi-boy~~

On the pepper sauce story... Can't it be classified as a "Nuclear" revenge?..heh... I'll see myself out.

Kid: gimme hot sauce Op:ok Kid:WHY IS IT SO HOT

"I explain to her that water won't help her now." Water doesn't help at all. You want milk or bread to counter spice. Water makes it worse.

I like how "humble" the EM becomes after getting absolutely demolished by the hot sauce. She actually handled it better than I expected.

The kid with the hot sauce: The mother in particular... did anybody else picture the Violet from "Willy Wanka and the chocolate fatory"? Just me?

I eat spicy foods on the regular, but even I know that doesn't mean that I can eat all spicy things. I don't go above 1 million scoville. Many people that eat spicy things could learn a lot by learning what their limit is as not all spicy is the same; especially the ones that can cause chemical blisters.

"It broke." That one line was golden

OP: Appeal to the mercy of a lawyer. Me: So you have chosen...death

"I reached for the right hand of doom"......that's a phrase i never imagined i would say

Malicious Compliance is my favorite because they asked for what comes to them. Like "give me your hottest sauce" and actually get it, but in their mind goes "I regret this SOOOOOO much"

Well...least she apologized for the “spit”, that’s more than most EP would do

“And those who tasted the bite of his hot sauce called him.... the Karen slayer”

That hot sauce story sounds like me every time I eat food with my family or friends and they realize I have the spice tolerance of a European

"I can eat jalapenos straight and habaneros without ill effect! Bring it on!" *_(Cue abject wailing and bawling 5 minutes later)_*

EK:Give me your hottest sauce!!! Also EK: *Why is it so hot!*

2:50 Layer: YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD NOW YOU PAY ME MONEY land lord: NANI?!?!

Water makes eating anything hot and spicy WoRsE. Try milk next time.

11:16 Looks like violet beauregarde did not explode after turning into a blueberry

That kid later looks at his butt he is probably singing _"And it burns, burns, burns, this ring of fire"_

Em: dying from hot sauce Also Em: it just went down the wrong pipe!

Love Pepper Palace. My step dad met the old man who owns the franchise once, super nice old guy. I'll never forget the Gatlinburg location, having to prove myself to my bf's dad at the time, signing that waiver, and experiencing the most excruciating mouth pain for 45 minutes. Worth it to see my boyfriend go pale

Ep dips whole stick in the sauce op: “so you have chosen death”

Hot sauce guy didn't even help the other customers, he just left 😂

While the lady was dying from hot sauce I was drinking a cool McCafé Carmel drink

Why didnt he record the woman eating the hot sauce?! Maybe the security cameras caught it?

"It broke." Hahaha. 🤣

Oh my God imagine sitting on the roof selling somebody something. Hello this is OP from the rooftop at station not registered so you said you want to order a book? When that guy said what on earth did you do to the machine I absolutely loved it when OP just responded it broke.

"How is this company still in business?" A: Because everyone in retail knows to game the system, if they have half a brain. They expect the manager to manually change the punches of the employees who were not at their fault for late punches (like the early morning team) probably even before the paychecks were calculated, I've seen this sort of thing a dozen times before. Every layer of management exists to protect you from the ineptitude and apathy of the layer above them.

"I'd order seconds and send my compliments to the Chef." Perfect.

(Great Wall of Text Warning!) The Hot Sauce story reminds me of something that happened to an acquaintance of my grandparents, who lived in northern Thailand during the 1960s. A tribe my grandparents worked with was visited by a member of the Peace Corps. This tribe was notorious for how hot they liked their food, which is a huge deal, considering Thai food is much hotter than most Western cuisine. This Peace Corps member had grown up in Los Angeles, and his mother was originally from Mexico, so his taste in food was much more "heat tolerant" than the average American's at the time. When he arrived at the village, his hosts held a welcome feast in his honor. They provided him with some specially prepared food that was much milder than their usual fare, as they always did for visitors from outside their village. The Peace Corps member asked them if he could have some of the food they were eating, and they warned him: "foreigners can't eat our food. It's too hot for them." "Not me, I love hot food! The hotter, the better!" So the natives obligingly brought him a bowl of their hottest food. He took one bite, and his eyes flooded with tears! "Is something wrong? the village headman asked him sympathetically. "N-nothing's wrong!" the Peace Corps member gasped. "I'm just very touched by your hospitality!"

The 1 dislike was the entitled kid

That second story sounds like a certain store with a bullseye for a logo.

Im dying the hotsauce guy tells good stories

you know, me and my mom love spicy stuff, and we have gone to hot sauce outlet stores in malls before and we have tried some really hot sauces. hearing the basic details of the story "a mom and her son" i was really scared for a moment that the story was about me XD. thank goodness it wasn't. i know for a fact i was older than 10 years old when i started to get into really spicy foods.

i love these stories cause honestly nothing fuels me more than spite and i love it

name: pokemonlover me: hey i like pokemon *looks at screen* name:34 me: ah a man of culture.

I really appreciate that you take all of the posts down to line as you read it, I have dyslexia and since school is out for the year I don't get as much reading practice in as I need so I've been watching your videos and following along since it's less intimidating to see one line at and they're entertaining stories and since reading through these would be a near-impossible task for me I can listen but also read the words. Thank you so much

8:27 reminds me of that story about Dan the panini man who was not allowed to sell paninis on campus so he sold napkins that come with a free panini

The boss in the second story sounds like my manager, especially the bullying employees cause my friend who I work with put in a request to have more morning shifts than night shifts (we work part time and dont have set contracts) and my manager (our boss) pretty much threatened to fire him for wanting to do so, apparently to her that wouldve been a "breach of contract" well back when I started I was told I'm only to work 3 days a week MAX, but here I am working 4 almost 5 days a week

13:10 Karen: C... ... can I...*cough* sp-sp-spea *painful cough* speak t-to... the managAH (dies)

I once asked for the hottest hot sauce. They warned me how it was really hot. I dump a huge amount on my tacos and just eat it in front of them, the looks they gave was priceless. (For context, i normally have 500,000 Scoville sauce daily. This sauce was around 150,000)

During the machine story, I was thinking of a Squirtle in a hard hat with a farfetch’d in a hard hat lmao, but when the machine broke, I imagined OP putting on the squirtle squad shades lol

8:27 That guy is stupid. A local store got major fines for selling “eggs” on Sunday and you get a free case of beer.

New Mexico City? The shit is that! I live in Nm and there is no New Mexico City

Entitled mother: I want to try the sauce! Op: so, either you're a masochist or you REALLY want to taste THE SUN ITSELF.

As a mechanical engineering student, it sounds like the machine only needed a little tinkering to fix the issue. by ignoring it, the stress and fatigue reached a critical point causing a failure in the part. Stress analysis can be calculated to see how long a part can last with heavy regular use. if there are signs of fatigue, stress, or any cracks the risks of total failure get higher and it could cause more problems than if you had just fixed the loose part.

"I see nothing wrong with it. It works fine". Eh dude, either you need to get your hearing checked or ask for a refund from the University where you got your degree in Engineering from. Cause obviously, you can "not" do your properly. That or "anyone" can be an engineer once they take the 1 month Engineering Course. *shakes head* Bloody hell.

I am so that kid in the thumbnail. Frank’s red hot is the shiz

The deadly aroma of spicy food is almost as pleasing as the spice itself. My dad got me a seasoning bottle of ghost chili powder and a bag of dried ghost chilies for Christmas, and when I tore the seal off the bottle, my sinuses deeply resented me, but my mouth was watering. I love when people accept my offers of ghost chili or scorpion pepper hot sauce. I always warn them to only do the tip of a toothpick or a super tiny dab on their finger, but some people don't head the warnings ;) Edit: Pro tip, something I accidentally learned the hard way: even if a pan is cooling down from a simmer, don't put hot sauce on your food until it's on a plate, unless you intend to promptly evacuate your house/apartment.

I was in Kansas City recently with a friend. We went to a shop that sells all things KC, and we both bought some barbecue sauce. I went for the most normal, mild sauce I could find. (I have no spice tolerance whatsoever.) My friend, though, bought a bottle of sauce so hot, even one drop will send a minor to the hospital to get their stomach pumped. The store owner told us that he'd had a few kids in there the week before, dating each other to drink that sauce from shot glasses. Luckily an off-duty officer was there at the time trying to enjoy lunch, or else those kids could have died.

Family: “I want your hottest hot sauce!” Worker: “Ok.” Gives them the hot sauce. Family: “This is to hot!” Worker: face palm

That poor machine. That enginere is a bad person.

Depending on the states laws I’m pretty sure those employees can sue for wrongful termination. If not corporate then the manager.

RSlash:" She swings her head back and forth-" Me:" I wip me hair back in fourth I wip my hair back and fourth."

"That's Engineer SIRfetch'd to you!"

13:57 This is one of the biggest problems with many engineers who graduate in this day and age. They think they know everything just because of the schooling they have and refuse to listen to anyone. Don't get me wrong, the schooling gives you invaluable knowledge, but you need experience as well to do the job. I work in an industrial field and I can't say how many times I seen an absolute mess happen at work because an engineer would not listen to their operators or maintenance personnel who may not have the schooling knowledge but have the experience they lack. Schooling will never make up for experience.

"If this story was a meal, I'd order seconds and pay compliments to the chef" absolute classic

Shouldve asked "you think its mild enough for him?"

Best treatment for hot sauce: vanilla ice cream

8:42 the story happens

Malicious Compliance in a nutshell EP: DO THIS! OP:ok OP: (proceeds to does) OP: done EP: * surprised *

"She constantly screws..." *Trump commercial* Seems right.

I like how rSlash manged to hone his whining voice to perfection, makes mi cringe every time, well done sir, well done.

So the food truck one. The guys comment is spot on. My dad's cousin got arrested in the 80's for "selling beer on sunday" a bootleg charge. There had been a sting and the cops had recorded his. When it went to court, on tape you could hear my dad's cousin say clearly, I am charging $5 for 1 boiled egg and giving away a 6 pack for purchasing the eggs. The judge, pissed, followed the law and through out the case and wiped the arrest. Why? He wasn't selling beer but eggs. Roflmao

EK: I want your hottest hot sauce! Mad lad: ok (so... you have chosen death) EK’s tastebuds: *FLIPPING DEAD 💀

Here in Finland we use salt and pepper. Not much more. So that hot sauce sounds HORRIBLE!

it would seem the engineers didnt learn that a stitch in time saves nine.. maybe they should sue their school for not teaching them simple lessons in mechanics..

I love how the hot sauce is literally a reference to an absolutely badass comic/graphic novel series

That hot sauce story was INCREDIBLY satisfying to hear. I mean, how dense do you have to be to basically dig your own grave like that?

First time this early love your vids. I kinda need to confess that i stopped watching u after bit. Started watching you at 2k you litrally blew up .

I’ve never been this early before 🤯

If we all maliciously complied, maybe there wouldn’t be so many entitled people :) Edit: when the hecc did I get 1K likes????? Thank you all

7:00. The OP’s malicious compliance led to 15 innocent coworkers losing their jobs... NOT COOL!

Thumbnail: R64 Toad "Give me your spiciest chicken (Chica with a flamethrower shows up)": Finally! A worthy opponent!

I just commented to make the number of comments 69

Dang I'm early

I love how you put emphasis in your voice and not making it monotone and boring.

Watching your videos after a blackout due to an earthquake is like heaven

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