This comment resonates with my entire being this comment gives off the energy of staying up till 3 a.m. and impulsive all nighters only to get absolutely nothing done
Haha i didn't want to wait for 2020 so i just sacrificed the virgins in my basement on every year. That being said you fit the qouata so want some free lasagna ?
13:51 Story time: My senior year Economics class, we got into groups and we had to create a product and make a sales pitch in front of the class. I ended up with the class slackers and our product was just a mixture of Red Bull and Gatorade, we called it 'Red Rade' and I have no idea how we got a B-
This reminds me of years ago when we had to group and do a poster for a candidate that is running in the campaign or something. And my group ended up making an entire team and the running candidate was Naruto (the secretary was Sakura, Rock Lee and Sasuke were also in the team but not sure why). And we all wrote those quotes about dreams, hope and friendship on the paper to get our point across. We got an A.
2:30 I'm pretty sure those are not painted, it's plastic/silicone covers for claws so the cat doesn't scratch your furniture and stuff. Instead of, you know, declawing which is somehow not illegal in so many places it boggles the mind.
@@TheOpalHammer I think using shoes all day long might not be healthy? They feel so much with their paws etc, while those things just prevent the scratching.
@@spiderlily723 I love how you answered a question like that seriously. I'm in favour of fake nails for cats as long as we also give them fake lashes and eye-liner.
heres a funny joke A father buys a lies detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slaps the son. The son says"Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies." Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?" Son says, "Toy Story." The robot slaps the son. Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn." Dad says, "What? At your age i didn't even know what porn was." The robot slaps the father, Mom laughs and says "Well, he certainly is your son." The robot slaps the mother.
I remember back in grade 4 when we were making a presentation about a native food. It was supposed to be a serious presentation, but i got stuck with assholes who don’t listen, instead of being a serious presentation, it became comedy. At least we got the highest grade.
Can relate. In 5th grade, we were supposed to make presentations about constellations of our choice. One of the kids from the other class wrote about a roller coaster instead. They got the second highest grade in their class.
*THE EMKAY GHOST IS HAUNTING ME HELP* Explanation:Lights dim then flick back Fan got faster Paper fell Emkay ghost please dont haunt me,I shouldnt have asked you too move something-
"When you realise there are no synonyms for synonyms..." - When you realise you should have paid more attention at school, because synonym has at least two synonyns...
This guy literally narrates memes, not a robot like other channels, even though they are still good, they just narrate memes and read them for us :) thank you
13:35 I think there's like 14 to 20 people on this planet who actually know what this means But moms tend to put their sewing tools in cookies boxes after they're empty
"The hours are going by the past increases the future recedes possibilities decreasing regrets mounting Do you understand?" [I understand] [Remain ignorant] Thats me every time I go to sleep
Inmate:what are you in for Me:I killed a bus full of children Inmate:oh god what kind were they normal kids, special kids Me:it was fortnight kids Inmate:then why are you in here Me:I now
There lived a certain man in Russia long ago He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow Most people looked at him with terror and with fear But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear He could preach the Bible like a preacher Full of ecstasy and fire But he also was the kind of teacher Women would desire Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar In all affairs of state he was the man to please But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze For the queen he was no wheeler dealer Though she'd heard the things he'd done She believed he was a holy healer Who would heal her son Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on But when his drinking and lusting And his hunger for power Became known to more and more people The demands to do something About this outrageous man Became louder and louder"This man's just got to go", declared his enemies But the ladies begged, "don't you try to do it, please" No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms Then one night some men of higher standing Set a trap, they're not to blame "Come to visit us", they kept demanding And he really came Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen They put some poison into his wine Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine He drank it all and said, "I feel fine" Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen They didn't quit, they wanted his head Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine And so they shot him 'til he was dead Oh, those Russians
There was a time where we went to a place called medieval times, and we have specific knights that went with specific schools. And ours won! We we dominant that day. We were superior.
I would like to thank everyone that works hard to make the videos we see on emkay, I have been going through a ruff patch in life and these videos still find a way to make me smile
0:26 well they weren't wrong! *Strange seems like my planetary annihilation laser fired then but at low power but why?* It only auto shoots asteroids Maybe one came in the path and blew right through it all the way to earth But the crater should be there Hmmm...
7:33 here is a tip to help you with placing lego stickers: if you have a brick separator, place one side of the sticker on the plier side by a tiny bit, then use the brick separator with the sticker on the very edge on the plier side on the brick you want to place the sticker on then boom. That's the best I can explain it.
My dreams work like this: I’m in a Random Anime and I have Powers set and it’s always the same . Slowing time and Having full control of whatever is being slowed by me and Just controlling all Materials like creating spikes out of the ground also teleportation is one of my powers. Ye and that’s basically it sometimes I wear a mask (it’s inspired by GeoExes Mask) and sometimes I don’t
Unnecessary fact: Those cat’s claws are not painted. They are covered with tiny silicone caps. Those were invented for owners who were frustrated with their cats clawing things but who either did not want to have their cats declawed (because it’s fucking barbaric) or to offer an alternative to prevent owners from having their cats declawed (because, and I reiterate, it’s fucking barbaric). I’ve never used them on any of my cats but I appreciate that they exist.
Okay I'm sorry but please can I ask if anyone else is able to do this? When I'm lying in bed, I'm able to make my body feel like I'm rocking back and forth or jittering up and down slowly, and it feels like my hands are going up and down,, if I lose focus it stops.
PEOPLE ON THERE PHONE OR HAVE BAD MEMEORY CAN RELATE TO THIS STORY MOM:CAN YOU GET ME WATER FROM THE FRIDGE ME:YES ME:*GOES TO BATHROOM* ME IN MY MIND: HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? MOM:WHY ARE YOU TAKING SO LONG? ME:RUNS IN SONIC SPEED 🤣🤣🤣
10:55 Not everyone can just drink out of the glass, I take care of my disabled brother and he needs straws to drink out of. There are a lot of other physically disabled people who need to use straws too, and not only that but even mentally disabled people need straws. A lot of people with tourettes use straws and lids so that if they tic too hard, they don't spill their drink all over themselves. People with anxiety disorders or shaky hands also use straws to prevent spills.
My one superpower is that I can place the sticker exactly in the center of the Lego brick. I don't know why but I've been able to do this and to this day my little cousin praises me every time 😂
