3:25 was even worse than that headline says. They also sent texts and left voicemails and he still ignored them. He wasn't that lost though, he lost the main trail and wandered the side trails when nightfall hit. He was back at his car the next morning. The fact check from Snopes also confirmed that this is something that definitely happened.
@@justaperson4656 Don't do that, if rescuers actually called you and texted you because they think you're lost, respond, and make it clear that you're not lost and that you can definitely find your way back.
STORY TIME: So do you guys know those waterslides that you stand in, and then they suddenly drop you straight down onto the water slide? If not, look them up on RU-vid, there's nothing like them. Ah yes, the sweet memories of my first time on one of these. I feel that my mental/emotional scars have healed enough to tell this gem. At the time my girlfriend, now Fiancée, worked as a photographer for one of those resorts with the indoor and outdoor water parks. One of her perks was that her and a family member/friend could get into the waterpark for free, so one hot summer day she had off and we both decided it'd be fun to go there and cool down for the day. While we were there, I discovered one of there most "Thrilling" looking waterslides. Basically you stand in this tube, and then the slide operator presses a button and this slide drops you straight down a good 90 FEET, before you actually start going down the water slide. Me, being a thrill seeker, of course had to try it. So I made the great climb up to the top of the slide, stood in line, and finally it was my turn. Once I got in the tube, the operator told me to keep my legs crossed. Now I'm a pretty big heavy guy, so I was like "That's uncomfortable as fuck, I'm not doing that". So there I was standing in the tube, having a panic attack from anticipation, with my legs not crossed. The operator finally presses the button, the bottom opens and I fall straight down the water slide. Very quickly I realized why they have you cross your legs. Water shot so far up my ass, so fast, I swear I tasted it in my mouth. My body raced down that slide, as I questioned every life choice that I have ever made. Once I made it to the bottom, I sat there for a moment, absolutely violated. I felt like someone in an episode of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. I built up the courage to finally stand up, and all I could feel was the nice warm stream of water mixed with shit, and maybe a little bit of blood shoot out of my ass faster than the Steamboat Geyser at Yellowstone National Park. I quickly got off the slide and ran to the bathroom, with a trail of shitty water tailing me as the slide operator stared in awe. They had to shut down the slide for the rest of the day :'), but man was my asshole clean after that! Moral of the story: Keep your damn legs crossed on waterslides.
You poor soul, that must've been incredibly embarrassing, but also one of the funniest stories I've heard in a long time. Thank you for sharing you brave risk taker!
11:19 Mine would say: "Introverted, but willing to discuss lives (and its meaning)." What can I say, I like existential crisis and the occasional depression.
11:19 My shirt would say "Introverted: Please Leave Me Alone. Thank you." I only talk with people I trust and I don't trust strangers. But I will talk to friends about anything and everything
"Introverted but willing to discuss the difference between introvert, socially anxious, antisocial, and asocial, and willing to discuss why being willing to discuss something doesn't automatically mean I'm lying about being an introvert or that I can/should change it for your personally convenience. Also willing to discuss why 'but humans are social creatures' is not going to make someone stop being an introvert." That or "willing to discuss Bionicle."
4:36 is my mood while at work every day. Only difference is, I'm yelling at the car in front of me for driving slowly, calling them a "fucking idiot Grandma on a Sunday drive", but if someone passes me, I shoot them the middle finger and yell at them to "slow the fuck down, douchebag!"
Introverted, but willing to discuss hyperfixations Get ready for a 3 hour explanation about why knuckles isn't the last echidna, nor is he the last echidna warrior, he's just disowned his tribe, kicked them off angel island, and is telling everyone else they're dead
So today my dad told me about the dead sea scrolls, he said that they were found in a cave and some were engraved on shitty copper, and that there were some parts in a laguage historians couldn't decipher (though I don't know how credible that part was). Is it just me or does shitty copper and putting a message in a cave that historians are known to have found centuries later feel familiar to anyone else?
It’s ok. DnD nerds will find a way to find each other. Except for when it comes to getting together for sessions. Oh the catch 22 that can be DnD. From, a fellow DnD nerd and Dice goblin.
I hate when I've had a few drinks, have junk food and then wake up thinking that I still have half left but drunk past me was a chubby lil biss and ate it all. Betrayal!
Me, years ago, only twelve: Don't worry about me hating kids in the future, I already hate them now! Really though, I felt like an alien in school. People kept behaving like brats but I was the one being taken to the side and asked why I don't interact with my peers. Pardon me for thinking that screaming for no reason, sniffing glue and laughing at anyone slightly different are not my preferred methods of entertainment.
I feel like that sometimes. I kind of feel like the only 'normal' one because most of my class has weird tastes in live-action movies such as Blue Lagoon _(Which is controveral and the characters that make me wanna punch them in the face and also their sexualised-)_ And almost my entire class bullies my friend who is a little different. I feel really empathetic towards him because Ive had a similar experience from the previous school year because I experienced two-faced bullying because I was weird to them. And the fact I was an undiagnosed autistic at the time didn't help at all.
11:23 A lot of people think Spyderco knives are ugly, but the aesthetic has really grown on me. Although it's a little overpriced, I've come to love the Spyderco Astute. Also, the Byrd Tern (Byrd is the budget brand line of Spyderco) is really nice as I love how easy it is to carry especially with the wire clip. The finger choil makes the slip joint very safe. I hope to one day get a Spyderco Para 3 so I can try out the compression lock.
0:18 I just close my eyes I don't care about the demon i close them completely and start asking the demon if he wants to fight if he dares, the demon never shows up I think he's scared >:)
I swear, There is one thing in that 3:00am blankets and Night water have in common (other than chronological similarities) -Both of them come from the 5th dimension and exist at literally only that time and cannot for the life of anything be recreated. -Both are cold-ish, one in a good way, the other, not so much.
introvert but willing to discuss the following: Dream smp lore how beautiful Ted Nivison is My love for the stanely parable beautiful and pretty men (Ted Nivison and Karl Jacobs included but not limited to) how funny Charlie Slimecicle and Emkay is
Mine would say "WARNING: VERY EXTROVERTED EXTROVERT, WILL TALK ALOT" I have a really big mouth and sometimes I wish I didn't as it has gotten me into alot of sticky situations
Does anyone else procrastinate on an assignment for so long, that even once you complete it you are still in a constant state of panic because your body hasn't caught up to your mind, that knows it is in fact over
11:26, I have a few different options, dogs, (or quite a few different animals actually, but especially dogs) drawing, or ranting about working in fast food.
Yup... I also fight for my life while going uphill and hold my breath while passing someone.... Or even just walking on flat terrain. If I'm walking faster than whoever was in front of me... I just hold my breath while passing next to them so as to not sound as if I'm panting like creep.
I have a suspicion that the "how to be miserable for the rest of your life video" is being pushed to people who have depression. And i feel this way because i only had this video pop up after interacting with videos about mental health, depression, and psychiatric medication. I watched part of the video and in essence it describes symptoms of depression, and states that these are changeable behavioral problems. I'm a psychology student. Edit: for the record, I do not agree with that video, all things listed are symptoms of serious mental health difficulties and if you experience any of them please know that it isn't a direct, negative reflection of your character and i encourage you to seek treatment as soon as possible. With treatment and therapy, you can get better. Hope is never entirely lost.
