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Can we appreciate that you can report the bots?

Dang I was the first human to reply to a pinned comment!

Damn, robots be taking over.

@@Fun.y fr

Wtf do these bots even write looks like bull shit

@@onehealthpoint7643 some times they just reply, the second I post my comment.

@💎 Diamond💎 "blow" is what you do for a living my friend

It still is if you install this one Chrome add-on but sure

What rubs it in is that, a) Marathon and Athens weren't quite that far apart (closer to 25 miles - approx 40 km, which was the original competitive distance. Then b) we added some yards to the distance early in the 20th century during the first Olympics in London. They wanted the finish line to be below the royal box. So it's 26 miles _and_ 385 yards _and_ not many people die doing it! Edit: just checked, it was formalized to 26.2 miles a bit later (42.165 km)!

@@y_fam_goeglyd Even better. That dead Greek in the after life watching people do that run and survive isn't the real insult, it's the slightly further than he went and *still* surviving it, I think.

It was to deliver news of victory.

He ran so he could deliver that we [the athenians] won against them and after he shouted the words he died. Or thats how they teach us in school [Im greek]

The idea for the modern marathon was inspired by the legend of an ancient Greek messenger who raced from the site of Marathon to Athens, a distance of about 40 kilometers, or nearly 25 miles, with the news of an important Greek victory over an invading army of Persians in 490 B.C. After making his announcement, the exhausted messenger collapsed and died. To commemorate his dramatic run, the distance of the 1896 Olympic marathon was set at 40 kilometers.

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@@jumbotron2633 god damnit

I love when he narrates period

@@jumbotron2633 you didn’t… fk he did

oh hey it's me

Omg I relate

maybe i have mental issues

Tell me about it. I only eat one meal a day at most - sometimes I just sleep so I don't have to make anything. Life is exhausting.

Laundry is practically impossible for me just because of how many steps it is just taking the clothes down into the basement to the washing machine. And now there's the extra step of our new dryer that has to live on the back porch because it doesn't fit through the door to the basement, so I have to climb UP after climbing DOWN, and the new dryer takes hours - HOURS - to finish. it's an all-day job and it IS that hard.

Dude i thought it was normal to only do laundry when on the last uniform shirt? I just don't want to listen to that every day

From what I've heard, he collapse right after arriving at the destination, he was able to deliver the scroll, but he died.

it was 25 miles i think and from what i know they won,leader gave the message to their best runner,he legged it (sprinted if you’re not irish) 25 miles to athens to deliver the message. he delivered the message and then collapsed and died of exhaustion

And, now I have to worry about a puffin hunting me down

So many

Seems I pissed of the bot creator as there is 4 and it will only grow, RU-vid please fix you dam bots

@@steelstrike5284 They’re a pedo living in chongqing

@@C-Midori yeah, 100%

Dude how many fcking bots did you summon

My cat has conditioned me to eat at certain hours, she's 1 year old and apparently the alpha in my house.

My dog does that to me especially if my pressure drops. Oddly enough she's not a trained service dog.

Actually, before hand he ran 300 miles around the country delivering messages(as he was a messenger during a war period) and then, during his last 26 mile stretch he died from exhaustion.

@@simojistudios142 this is new information to me, and I love learning, so thankyou

@🌍Peace to the world🌍 that cake looks ducking awesome

You are also not preventing falling properly asleep, with that long of an interval, so this is just all around self inflicted torture.

Dang dude, you got a lot of bots here, you should call a exterminator.

Being able to breath with both nostrils period. I can do that for maybe 5% days in a year if I'm lucky.

FINALLY someone else noticed 👍

Probably never happening, but you can report the bots while they think about it

why questioning your existance when you can report the bots!

He has a personal channel too..

What happened

Wanna come over? I don't actually post on me_irl, I don't even use reddit. Nor do I have a negative approach to life, much the opposite actually, but I would be more than happy to have someone make out with me anyway.

Someone out there is making a remote with two columns of buttons.

Me who doesn't get birthdays

who asked

Fuck off bots

@@altaykarabukaev3736 I know nobody asked, but I do know that people could be interested.

@@Generic-Cat-Drawing who asked

@@altaykarabukaev3736 who asked

Well.. he enjoy telling everyone they win the war

I think he has

Because the Athenians were in the process of evacuating and were getting ready to burn the city down since they did not expect to win that battle. Had he been late they would have burned Athens to the ground to deny it to the Persians.

Ok

Oh no