@@esppupsnkits4560 ? I don't think laziness has anything to do with it, it's someone else doing the work, after all. Social trauma is also just a different flavor of introversion...
Yea that actually happened to me i was ordering a kebab and the Lady that was taking my order misheard so i got a normal big kebab (btw i ordered an only meat kebab So yeah)
@@erenyeager1660 it is like I hate to say it but if I pay someone to provide a service or a good, you expect it to happen or come out a certian way. I know it sounds like a demand and the fast food industry always gets a bad rep and the circumstances of peopel, but it is like, I ask for this, not this. It is a combination of being grateful but with slight irritation
Emkay: "I know driving can be a heart attack inducing thing" Me: can literally feel my heartrate increasing with my anxiety when my parents try to teach me to drive Also me: "oh shi-"
@@asgard_ That's actually completely inaccurate. You have to have a certain amount of practice time and stuff to get a license, and most places won't even let you get a permit without the know how to drive.
The problem is that it's your parents. Need to try a professional, a friend, or a kindly stranger. Or a super sus stranger. Still a better option tbh. The closest I ever came to intentionally swerving off a bridge was when my step-dad was yelling one thing beside me and mom was yelling something different behind me. So I just said "fuck it" and slammed on the brakes in the middle of the road until they stopped talking.
@@sylvirgiomanach1491 This! My mother thinks the best way to teach me is to argue about every little thing and nit pic about my speed. Too slow, too fast, cut that guy off hes in the way...
Better than letting existential dream sink in an inch deeper... bonjor Mr.SkinEater tell me your tale and distract me from myself...have a weirdly pleasant conversation while peeling the skin off your face.
Whenever I go to bed I have the choice between having no dreams but being in freezing cold, or having some warm covers on and endless nightmares. Unless its summer, then it's just nightmares and sweat.
i mean i think i'd notice too if somebody i don't know just consistently stands out in the corner of my eye because of them wearing the same shirt i'd get a weird feeling of deja vu everytime... except in my case i wouldn't even bother asking you, out of both social anxiety and just laziness
@@awesomediego1614 Me waiting for that part so I can look away and turn the volume down like: Now? No? Ok. Now? No? Ok. What about now? Still no? Alright. This goes on every 10 seconds
@@TotalyNotTony Yes but that is harder to do when the dream has escaped your control and is now ruled by your insecurities and other fears instead... You can take back control but it ain't easy.. .
So... Wolves will stay away from humans at the distance their noses can smell at? Humans smell so bad to wolves that they will go miles away to stop being able to smell us.
control your dreams into making you think you r sleeping in ur dream so u sleep 2 hours in ur dream and 2 hours irl so u get 4 hours of sleep BIG BRAIN
Video: no one has a family where everyone likes each other Me: sweats because people tell me my family doesn't have to pretend to like each other when company comes over, thinking of how i'm going to tell them that we actually don't hate each other
All these replies seem to be proof of my point. It seems so rare that families get along (ignoring childish arguments like sibs fighting in the back seat of a car on a long road trip) When i was younger, i did have my fair share of spats with my family, but once we were all relatively grown and on the same level, we see each other basically weekly and are very involved in each others' lives. Which is somehow supposedly even more rare. Especially since i have to drive an hour to see my sib and a half hour to see my parents.
Fun fact: I went 3 weeks wearing the same shirt to school just to piss people off. I bought 3 of the same shirt and would wash and wear the shirts, alternating all week and repeating. I received many worried glances and comments. Everyone thought I just was lazy as fuck, but I was 10 steps ahead. They still don't know to this day. It comes up occasionally during conversations.
If Karen found a genie Genie: 1 rule no wishing for infinite wishes 2 rule no wishing for love 3 rule no wishing for death Karen: I wish we don't have to wear masks in shops Genie: there are 4 rules
@@travelsizedarchie I can explain that kinda! Shifting is where your mind essentially takes you to a different reality! Google can probably explain better than me. It's been compared to lucid dreaming, but it's not the same thing
Did you know: If you respectfully say "Hey guys you put pickles in my burger" then restaurants are required to give you a burger without pickles and no one actually has to kick and scream and die?
I know they probably won't see this, but it would be great if they did a collab in a discord call or something, like they narrated together? it would be really funny :D
What’s funny about dreams is that you have to buy your grandparents a pink pickle shaped phone before world war 55 happens or some weird shit, but at the time it completely makes sense to you in your dreams for some reason
i did once, got rejected i did again with someone else 2 years ago, got rejected questioned my sexuality, unquestioned tried again yesterday and now im depressed hhahhaahahaha
“Smallest things can wreck you completely for a disproportionately long time” Yeah so I’ve had this on my chest for like... Since corona started? Basically I mixed up n-95 masks (hospital ones) and normal masks and told people to not panic buy masks and I’ve been thinking about it for like a year an I just wanted to say that thank you for reading.
Once when I was like 8 I was running through a play ground and accidentally tripped a barely walking toddler, I didn’t know what to do and no one was around (my parents were across the playground) so I just kept running- I feel bad to this day.
Considering that everyone who watched this video saw your comment, and only the ones who agreed liked, I can conclude that we are just about 0,00185% of the viewers of mkay
The "mom waiting for me to laugh" one was me as I child, I mother would walk in and watch me and all of a sudden I would smile then start cracking up. I never knew why
Even worse than the "Didn't you wear that last week?" Is the "Didn't you wear that yesterday?" Because I could have washed it or it's not dirty. As long as I don't fucking smell like shot you shouldn't care what I wear and how long I do.
This one never ceases to bother me. I've showered, I've not sweated in fact I've done nothing but just put them on, why can't I wear it more than once????
@@rainlee1 Because people apparently think you immediately "contaminate" the clothes and they are dirty now. It's incredibly stupid and honestly I just want to wear my comfy clothes and not be judged by this ridiculous thinking. I just tell people that ask that I own two of the shirts (or whatever it is that I wear).
@@7sins_of_life For me I try to avoid it if the place I went to it was somewhere logically more likely to have something to contaminate it, like a hospital.
@@alchemysaga3745 Yep, that makes sense. I used contaminate as a word to show how ridiculous this way of thinking is (Sorry if it didn't come across like that, english isn't my first language). It's just stupid to care about what others are wearing and for how long, as long as they don't bother you by smelling or being dirty no one should care.
I figured something out. In the intro with the reel of thoughts, it was just the posts in this video but in inverted colors. Some of you might’ve figured that out already, but if you didn’t it’s kinda cool to think about
7:17 acculy me I have pretty much all heavy sleep so much dreams are just pure darkness then I instantly wake up so it's like a skip button but I have insomnia and it's hard for me to sleep so yeah...
Who else learned how to control their dreams from age 8? (My VERY amazing Dad taught me how)? Also, I'M GOING TO TEACH Y'ALL HOW TO CONTROL YOUR DREAMS! First, when you fall asleep, make sure you are thinking about the thing that you want to dream about, then when you dream since your mind will already be thinking about that, you will dream it! YOU'RE WELCOME IN ADVANCE! :>
I took a short nap as soon as I saw this. I rarely dream, they're usually for telling me what I thought about that day, or to tell me of events and things to come. Cue massive amounts of deja vu on the daily. But yeah it worked. Thought about a show, slept, then dreamed about it. Thanks, it's nice to find peace in the dreamscape for once.
oh yes, Toph loved her portrayal in Ember Island Players... which fun fact, the buffed Toph was supposed to be what Toph looked like until the creators decided to make the character a young girl
13:27 In my country, we have the opposite of "the customer is always right." Which is why I have to record any conversation with an employee if I ever go to a place like McDonalds. Those bastards have given me the wrong order --and by that, I mean the wrong burger and wrong drink-- several times! And every time, it's a cheaper one. I think they're doing it on purpose. And it's not that they specifically hate me, they just see a vulnerable teenager and think they can use me. Disgusting. I once found the head of a lettuce (that hard, brown and unedible shit) in my chicken burger, not even remotely clean. Absolutely disgusting. I got sick three times from their food. I haven't gone there for years. If I must eat fast food, I go out to a restuarant, or go to Burger King, since their customer service isn't complete and utter garbage. I no longer trust those bastards at McDonalds if they aren't teens, since if an adult is working there, they must be a no good, lazy slum rat. Ever since I heard of how it is in the US, I've wanted to move there. You Americans get away with anything (except for something unlawful, like murder. Still don't understand why no one actually punishes murder here). It sounds amazing! America, more freedom than liberty! Such a wonderful place!
“In a couple of years you’ll look though these again and realize these are gold, then you and your friends will be in a discord call and spam all your favourite memes”. How tf you know what I was doin last night? You got a camera on me or sum shit? Dont think I don’t see you =-=
1:40 ive actually heard of some cat wine that cats can drink it moghtve been something like that i dont remember it was like a year ago edit: just checked cat wine is a thing
13:25 BROOOO my best friends family runs a bouncy house/castle business and I help with it. I’m in the car going to pick up one of the bouncy castle we set up earlier watching this video.
5:30, Why is there 2 cheese related memes- This like isn't scripted on my end, this is literally how my people would praise me at summercamp Lmfao EDIT: WHAT. IS. WITH. THE. CHEESE. MEMES?!
It's amazing how humans essentially went from sticks and stones to HARNESSING THE POWER OF THUNDER in only a couple hundred years (and I mean lightning rods not your usual at home electricity)
I’m an introvert who does the “works for me” thing, but not because I’m an introvert. It’s because I have worked in food service and I’m not very picky
As someone who still has nightmares/panic attacks from horror movies I watched 5 years ago, that first thing(before the intro) would be absolute hell for me LOL
I literally dropped my phone on the floor and, when I realized I could still see it, turned my head away and felt that pure, primal dread take over my chest. I had to peek out of the corner of my eye to make sure it was over. And I don't even consider myself an arachnophobe. I just really, really don't like spiders, but damnit, that jump scare pissed me off.
