r/Oddlyspecific for EXACTLY 1.1255 hours 

1.1255 hours is 67.53 minutes, which means the title is off by 0.2 seconds. I can't watch this channel anymore. Knowing this fact ruined my life, and my girlfriend left me while my house went down in flames.

3:34 The way he almost flawlessly repeats “Lick their Himalayan salt lamp” like a soundboard is honestly really impressive

I like the fact than Pinwheel Patrick can be shorten as PP, so youhave to be bigger than a PP in the country to be allowed to live

I used to lick salt lamps when I was younger. They were mine of course, I didn’t go to a friends house and lick it. It got to the point where I got sick, to the point where my parents would hide it- even avoid going to stores that have it.

My personal answer to the snail question is to pay someone to make an extremely thick lead box, put the snail inside, and then WELD it shut. If lead is good enough to contain radioactive waste, it can contain the snail.

7:18 The tenent who forced the management to make these rules will have absolutely zero problem coming finding non-rule-violating ways to mess with people until the heat death of the universe.

I can definitely recommend the works of Jack Douglas. He is a Jewish comedian from the mid-20th century who married a Japanese woman and together they raised two children and adopted a wolf and a malamute. His other books include "Never Trust a N@ked Bus Driver" and "the Neighbors are Scaring My Wolf." Some of his humor is a little outdated (think 1950s "lite" misogyny), but otherwise, it's absolutely hilarious.

3:40 does “all of the above” involve licking the Himalayan salt lamp thrice?

35:07 as an Austrian myself, we use this word all the time. “Es föhnt aber ganz schön heute!“ (meaning “This Foehn is really severe this day!”) It’s mostly used in a negative way, like when the wind is too warm. Also, fun fact, “Föhn” in German means hair dryer!

Missed an opportunity to add a snail slooooowly moving across the screen the entire compilation after it was mentioned at 4:08 .

If I had a dollar for every time I saw a person introduced to Gavin's Snail question, I would probably have more than that 10 mill.

I’mma try the ‘women are’ thing rq: Women are the only thing keeping me from going back to the hospital thanks women for keeping me out of medical debt

Go all out on security for that trapped snail and with security guards. Put that snail in an impenetrable fortress.

This is really specific it’s almost concerning💀

i’ve eaten the Meat Mountain. Don’t do it, it put me into a food coma for hours and filled my stomach almost completely. i’m very lucky i didn’t throw up

35:12 Fön in "Alpenfön" is used very frequently in German and you can hear many times when listening the weather report.

1:39 i swear to gawd this sounds like something that happend in the hitchhickers guide to the galaxy books

Lizardfolk Pyromancer just sounds like a more eccentric way of saying Dragon.

Average garden snails travel 0.029 miles per hour and assuming it can travel over water at the same speed, not concerning storms or other events that might slow it down, and the shortest distance (air line) between Australia and Usa is 9,204.14 mi (assuming you get your 10 million in the US and the snail also starts there), it would take 317384.138 hours or 13224.34 days or approx 36 years for it to make the journey. Just literally fly from America to Australia twice in your lifetime or somewhere similar in distance and itll never catch up to you. Snail is almost no threat at all; id recommend that the snail gives birth to 100 snails each year and those snails also give birth to 100 snails PER YEAR and every snail descendent has the ability to kill you to up the ante.

"women aren't the best marriage ever since the othermind escaped the Poison Jungle to build settlements in the newly grown forests of the world under BlueTech's protection and guidance on the top of his head and sharp teeth to the ground and on elevated pillars of volcanic rock and embedded with small diamonds embedded in it." i don't know what this means.

1:03:46 I love how the second time the sparkling water meme comes up we get a resolution to the story and how Robin absolutely failed his plan.

nothing towards anyone else who voices these, but Robin SERIOUSLY has THAT voice that just makes these 10 times funnier XD FAMALE

04:49 I have genuinely never felt as called out as I did when this came up. The only difference is that it’s been years (and I can somewhat read fanfics sometimes). I miss when I was always reading at least one book and didn’t get distracted by the smallest thing.

As an Italian that lived in northern Italy, I know the Fohn wind. It's a warm wind. The name sounds funny because it sounds like the word "phon", that means "hair drier".

I wanna try the "women are" thing "Women are so nice and I don't know what to do with them" oh

19:28 Fun fact: my phone was disabled for 51 YEARS, 7 MONTHS, AND 3 DAYS! HOW DID THAT EVEN HAPPEN??

4:27 that's how slavic folklore was made(there's literally am extremely rich guy whose death is trapped in an animal inside a box)

0:40 The salad thing rings so painfully true. I keep thinking "This is big enough of a bowl", but it never is.

35:00 Actually, that word is used quite often. "Foen" seems to be the english spelling of the german word "Föhn", which means hair drier. (It was a german hair drier brand once). So when there is a constant, dry, hot air stream coming from the alps, it feels like the whole town is in front of a hair drier. And with germany being north of the alps, this german word of course only refers to northern, dry, hot air streams. It's quite funny, that this word is allowed in english scrabble, though.

35:38 You missed the oddly specific part at the bottom: "Get rich today without killing any body…"

50:28 that went dark fast.

Fohn or Foen has a North American synonym: Chinook. Warm wind that comes down from mountain valleys.

35:10 Fun fact: Every German knows the word Föhn/Fön because it used to also be the name of a famous brand of hair dryer, and the word is still used synonymously with hair dryer quite often (like how people refer to all types of permanent markers as sharpies)

mine was " women are a bit of a good idea."

18:47 Already done. Don't know if it was a black mirror episode or a movie I watched. A woman's consciousness was downloaded into a stuffed animal but the programming only allowed for yes and no answers. She was given to her child as a toy, and had to watch as her ex husband remarried a terrible stepmom. I don't remember the full story but there was a fire involved and a prologue stating that her predicament resulted in new laws making it illegal to download someone's consciousness into bodies that didn't allow full autonomy and speech. It was an anthology of stories, so maybe it was a movie. It started with a woman pulling into a derelict gas station. Pulling out a foldable solar panel and setting it up to charge her car before going into the roadside museum there.

0:23 I identify as G E N D E R

"Women are the best in our society"

2:25 Ayo WTF! I'm trying to get stuff to make homemade bread and I think I might be depressed But it's literally completely unrelated to my potential depression I only got interested because I have a friend who constantly talks about how amazing their homemade bread tastes and since I can't meet them in real life I felt like I was missing out It's literally just a coincidence that I also happen to (Probably) have mild depression

“When the people shall have nothing more to eat, they will eat the rich.” - Jean Jacques Rousseau EAT THE RICH!

29:36 Those aren't oddly specific. They're the names of the patterns you can get the item in. Like literal drawings of chocolate raisins on the material.

I LOVED ANCIENT EGYPT AS A KID AHHH

I used to hope that people who ask 'who is...' followed by a music / movie legend (such as ozzy Osborne) only did so to get a reaction out of other people. That was until I met two women at at work, both mid 20's in age, who have lived in Birmingham (uk) for several years, and legitimately had no idea who ozzy Osborne was until about 3 months ago. A third woman in my office also thought elton John was in the Beatles. I never wanted to walk out more than during that conversation. 😂

I have a Chick Fil A in my city but the nearest Popeye's is 30 miles away. The choice has been made for me

0:07 Clearly every Adam Sandler flick ever.

27:33 Don't worry. I counted. 1 billion. 81 million. Four hundred and ten thousand dollars

I can’t believe he didn’t finish Michaels posted papers. “Hi, I’m Michael, looking for a plumber” Is HILARIOUS after the first one!

4:48 i hate how relatable this is

9:30 you need a bathtub of spinach because when you cook it there will barely be enough to fill the food bowl of a small dog

For the tumblr post at exactly 20:04 i told ChatGPT to make a word using that exact tumblr post as the prompt and the word i got was, and i quote “awkwardstoryteller’sregret” and yes that is the word i got

“Women are not allowed in New Hampshirite” is what I got for 33:44

5:02 reminds me of how recently I kind of lost interest in collecting transformers figures all because of how good I think I could be at cartoon animating them. It just happened randomly

35:15 the word is actually "Föhn" and is actually used a lot in switzerland. Also: "Föhn" is also the german word for hairdryer

We just got a new rule in our school: Do not use scooters insides of classrooms

12:07 this was especially hilarious because wagon wheel was my brother's favorite song and he would constantly listen to it and i have the intro stuck in my head

The TSA fine is like that as is all government legislated penalties (well at least in Australia). The legislation that enacted the penalty would have something written like up to 10 penalty units, the units are used across all penalties and are them selves part of general legislation. The penalty units are then indexed to inflation so that penalties don’t have outdated $ values. So in 20 years time that fine may read $29,450, without anything but the penalty unit automatically be index. Saves lots of updating legislation

I got really depressed last night and decided that death by ice-cream would actually be a pretty awesome way to go. Im alive, but I'm almost out of toilet paper. The secret is to keep a water bottle in the bathroom, that way the dehydration doesn't get you while the ice-cream is speedrunning your bowls.

Nice... the earliest I've been to an emkay vid.

13:00 It seems that very few people take into consideration that the Beast was cursed when he was about 11 years old.

6:04 Wait! There was a second post from Michael underneath titled "Wanted: Plumber" I'm invested. I need to know why he couldn't just look up plumbers on his phone.

31:46 I commented on the video for this section before, but I’ll explain it again. A “circuit gay” is a gay man that goes to multiple clubs in a relatively short time, the lifestyle often involves the use of club drugs, mainly ecstasy and meth. Being “in a k-hole” is being high on ketamine.

I still have that weird Egyptian obsession and then I ended up passing it onto my own kid so now we share it together. It bonds us together.

This has to be the best channel to watch while eating, not eating something like lunch or dinner, Like watching while having breakfast or dessert

So… my mom has 2 or 3 traffic cones at her house… she didn’t buy them… there was road work being done on her road, so she told my sister to lean out the window, grab one, and hold onto it as she drove the rest of the way home. She did this 2 or 3 times just to see if my sister would do it… that’s also how she got a really nice log. She was it on the way to town and when she was driving home, she told my sister, my sister’s friend, and I to get out and get it. Not because she wanted it, but because she wanted to see if we would do it… I was the only one 5hat said no and it was only because by that point, “no” was just my default response to her silly little tests…

45:59 this sounds like a song that would be in the Nature Tapes album by Lemon Demon

29:16 can confirm that it does feel weird to try to walk in a straight line after walking in circles. Only takes a minute or so tho.

The best part about the prime minister shitting himself in maccas is: Even though he constantly denied ever doing it, we STILL found out EXACTLY which maccas he shit himself in It was Engadine

fohn is actually really used in the nother part of italy and since it describes a warm wind, it's also the way italians call hairdryers (phon)

im unsure if this is a compilation of previous videos or an entirely new video either way, incredible

18:24 Don't worry. You gave him a Zap Brannigan voice, which fits quite well.

14:16 that sounds like something straight out of the mind of Franz Kafka.

7:29 this screams List of things Jack Bright is not allowed to do

I LOVE EMKAY!!

35:11 I live in Switzerland and we actually use the word Föhn (not Fohn, but same meaning) pretty often. Föhn is the translation for Hairdryer in german so it makes sence for it to be a warm wind.

"Women are you doing that with the whole thing" 😂 I did this only hitting the middle suggestion as the one with all first suggestions was just random words

The thing about spinach is that yes youll buy a whole trough of spinach but then you go to cook it and you have one microgram of spinach left in the pan

2:23...wait did i become deeply depressed in the last few months? am i so good at hiding it not even i realize something is wrong? i do make a lot of bread

fun fact there a 7 people named nobody in the USA so whenever someones tries to roast you with Nobody asked Nobody cares make sure to thank Nobody for caring about you a stranger

Adam is not to blame for the witch he insulted cursing his entire staff. Adam is to blame for himself being cursed. The witch is the one who decided to bring innocents into her petty revenge.

Can confirm as a midwesterner that the only appropriate way to exit a conversation is to slap your knees and say “welp, I s’pose”

So many of these sound like perfect animations

10:58 I can confirm this also works in some southern-ish areas of England (at least where I am)

5:07 This is way to specific to me, that is describing my current life situation

3:42 as someone who owned a Himalayan salt lamp, accurate

"Jeezits" "Croutons of Christ"

33:42 My phone came up with "Women are not good for the Protestants." 🤣😂💀

"hey, what is your gender?" "international high school visit a ho chi minh city at march 9" "oh ok"

It says the snail can't be killed, but what about capturing it?

7:26 Why do they have to be a kid to trick-or-treating? Adults can do normal trick-or-treating too!

*1:23* Reminds me of how Max became president, also reminds me of what he would probably do-

Wait what? Dude specifically says the human "species." We have not been around for millions of years.

"woman arrested for killing two men on a highway near a highway near her house" wtf dose this mean (context somewere near 30:00 - 35:00)

Re: The “There will not be a 4/20/69” kid: I know it was before his time, but that date existed back in 1969.

I saw one of those "The Mummy" bumper stickers just last week lmao

As someone who lives on the northern slopes of the alps, I can assure you that FÖHN is a very well used word, as the wind has huge impact on the weather.

4:48 hits close to home.

For people who unsurprisingly still don't know, "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve" is an apology, not an insult. Bilbo is basically saying "I'm sorry i didn't get to know all of you as much I want to which has resulted in me not liking you anywhere near as much as I should"

this is like when you watch a movie however the length is referenced though it might not exactly be accurate

33:45 Woman are very worried too much

18:34 is the plot to Portal Revolution XD

That corn dog one is a very good question