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*HOLLY ELLENBOGEN NEWS 9*

it's Holly Ellenbogen, Ellenbogen is actually a German word, it means elbow

Holly elbow, master of wind

I laughed so hard at that bit.

I mean, I'll pick the one that has clearly more man power.

Soothouse definitely

@@poesmascaradep4134 but general sam now has a baby to use as a weapon

@@kingoffamine3986 SorrowTV has a hamster he can use to hypnotize others onto joining him

Sam, definitely picking king incel

Goddamnit ive been looking for a comment that mentions that for way too long. Its fucking hilarious.

Leg cat has obviously trained has more skilled legs since he has lived with no arms, do you think he'd not have a godly balance after living a life where every fall could make him hit his head on the floor

Ok

why did this comment stay at 69?

@@droidmotorola3884 It is a holy number not to be tarnished.

@@domchubs5836 that's why I haven't press like yet but whe someone ruins it I might just come and leave mine lol

*exactly*

instant like

Josh 'The True Master' don’t even bother building because your going nite nite

So we’ll watch it. Because they can take it.

Josh 'The True

And then get up?

Aerodynamic

Is your friend a kangaroo?

Tomke Steffens my guy kangaroos absolutely have arms

@@nehemiahzo_ Not if they don't.

the mighty Holly Elbow

In dutch

S_Nerelooc HD yes dutch aswell as german

And It’s actually elbows

​@@fridericusrex7042 Nope, at least in German, both singular and plural are "Ellenbogen". (or Ellbogen -> Ellbogen) "Bogen" is the singular word for "arc" or "bow".

What would you do? Your dad has just let your prom date in and your other dad is belittling him, your not ready yet to defend him and your ghost friend can't currently material's on this plane

@@videos2896 kill everyone and transform into a kitten to get out of trouble

*cowerbungehh*

The story is told by Holly Ellenboger News9

Hmmm. Yes.

oh and don't forget to adopt all species of spiders

what about shrek 2

Jojos bizzare adventure part 2.

*real life part 2*

Vladmir Lenin 2 when bois?

Mobb Deep - Shook Ones Part II

Ey carumbah

cowurbunguhh

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No cows man

I thought he eatedth pant

David is my waifu

I trust the 17000 crocodiles

Bronwyn America pls

But here's the kicker: 17 *thousand* crocodOIls

Actually there alligators because there scutes aren't shaped to swim

IKR

Why wouldn't he

Kaboom

@Tik Tok Ads it's 2019 i can finally be in peace to excessive cringe jK LoL

Its an arg filled with mysteries. There is even a subreddit

I agree

@@im9yearold730 i'm 14 year old and this is so deep

@@snoboreddotcom i'm 14 year old and this is so deep

@@chummyweevil3948 yes officer, this comment right here.

Cheractar divelormep

So do you

Because your jhon snow and your from..... whatever Your daddy

@@evanallaire2829 :)

David is my uncle. :) Uncle Dave to the rescue!

Because David is daddy

Shut up, you fucking plebiscite.

Ok plebiscite

and this is exactly why you’re a plebiscite

Stfu plebiscite

Gtfo you plebiscite

didnt rhyme in that last part one bit

SupermanPlayZ YT shut up gey

But she did talk

@@Zenithorix issajoke

SupermanPlayZ YT r/wooosh

i pick 17,001 crocodiles

Uhm, no, its 17k crocodiles, not 17k crocodiles.

@interleglueal clef Everyone is picking 17k crocodiles cause they think they're cool, but 17k crocodiles are much more powerful.

Intergluteal cleft i was considering it, but, come on, who would turn down 17k crocodiles?!

Hugo I preferred the 17k crocodiles over the 17k crocodiles because the 17k crocodiles is objectively better then the 17k crocodiles

Are you kidding? Bush master has minmaxed to perfection, and yeah big boy stands a small chance but if Bush boi can pop off a crit it's game over

@@joshhorley2116 "pop off a c r i t-" crit.... random crits.... crits, crits, crits, criTS, CRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITS *FUCKING C R O C K E T S*

Nah, Bradley is my go-to fighter

Bush goliath actually has a pretty good melee resistance.

Bro ur playing in 1.7.3 they did the tomato update for Halloween back in 2018 where they revamped the tomatoes, and then there was the combat revamp last month which was gamechanging. For one, they made each fighter have base stats, but then a customisable part is a choice between 3 attacks, and in the combat update abilities were added with 2 to choose from each fighter. Now I'll explain the 4 fighters we're comparing in ascending order from worst to best Lets start of with Bradley. Well like in pre-1.7.4, the version ur playing on, he seems good at first- high dodge chance, high critical, high chance of learning the fatal flaw of Bradleys enemies. And his abilities are absolute game changers. But if you actually look at his hard stats, not all the fancy 21st century stuff, he's revealed to be weak. His defense is low, so even though he has a high dodge chance, if he doesn't, he could die in 1 hit if the enemy has good attack damage and crits, especially if they use an offensive ability. All of Bradley's attacks are insanely weak, and normal crits do double damage, so when he crits he usually does weaker than most non-crit attacks. His 1st ability helps, I think it amplifies the next 5 attacks to do 500% damage if they crit, sure since its a concealed ability it can come as a crazy surprise from this otherwise useless enemy that you'd ignore. Bradley doesn't even have ANY absorbtion, other than ths buff to tomato-types in Tomato Tumble. Overall, Bradley is essentially just good to distract the enemy and make them waste a few turns before they can hit him in campaign, since most enemies AIs will prioritise him, as he has lower hp than I think most of the fighters in the game (maybe not mellow man, but his absorbtion rate is insane). In pvp, hes only good in the starter game if you're lucky enough to get one of his abilities from a crate early on, but on ladder he's useless. Honestly he's a difficult character to balance because he can get wayyy to op really quickly, I hope the devs find a way to balance him soon, he's been fluctuating from broken to horrible to broken to horrible for too long now. Next, we go to beef master. Good attack damage on 2 of his attacks, has the block ability which is pretty neat, has decent absorbtion and high health. He's been in a really good place for a while now, maybe a bit strong, especially since he's used to create a bush goliath so a nerf to him would probably nerf goliath who seriously needs a nerf. I think hes pretty well rounded, but like I said he might be a factor in goliaths strength. He's good in most gamemodes, probably not some of the speed based ones since hes quite slow, but I usually chuck him in my party for campaign and pvp, and not just so I can summon goliath. I put Beefmaster below big boy because the devs are hard nerfing him next update, at least from what we know so far. Anyway, big boy. Hes slow, hes got less than average attacks, but his health and absorbtion ARE SO HIGH, he's definitely one of the higher up tanks right now. And the passive buffs he gives to teammates, they aren't support type worthy, but still pretty good considering how strong he is as a tank. For this exercise though, it sounds like its a 1v3 and we won't be able to utilise big boys buffs, although I guess if we pick him the others can't get them. In this scenario he'd be worse than Beefmaster, but like I said Beefmaster is being hard nerfed so I'd probably pick big boy above him. Definitely good for your party in any mode except 1-tap since he'd get 1 hit killed from anyone so tanks are horrible in that mode. And now, Bush Goliath. Definite winner. He's got similar stats to Beefmaster, but he gets to use a attack in the hybrid phase (since y'know he's a hybrid) which essentially means 2 attacks. He's probably the strongest fighter in the game, sure he's a hybrid so it takes ages to summon him onto the field, but just like most hybrids you've practically won once you've summoned him, I think Goliath is the only hybrid without a hard counter as well! Plus, his hybrid attacks are so insane, they are the coolest and most unique in the game imo. I'd probably not get him in a regular game though, since the steps to summon him are so complex and rng tbf, but in this scenario it seems we start of with him straight up, so definite winner.

I dont get it :^ im sorry

​@@deepfriedbabyyyzzz1523well wilbur's soothouse's editor so yk

​@@deepfriedbabyyyzzz1523the answers quite late lol

Plebeian parasite >>> Plebiscite

[@@caseyhayes7510] Then just take out the C and they'll mean the same thing

Owned

Also if blood doesn't make you stronger, then why do vampires live for so long hmmmm?

Your comments are the reason I don't want to come back.

Cuz he blacc

Are you blacc

@@PoochiePookie12 I didnt see your comment originally yoot

Good job stealing that meme pussy

She's not a human, she's news9

She got smoked in the face with a stop sign in a hurricane and survived. Superhuman, clearly

Flamingo Reality ikr

Flamingo Reality *concern* wha.... wha is even happening... I’m kinda scared... mostly confused

RIP Big Giuseppe

while they're enjoyable as someone who sometimes needs subtitles it would be nice if they would just caption the video.

Flamingo Mints yes

Nah there are Crocodiles with a V shaped snout and Alligators with a wide snout

FirewolfHD that’s... what they said

But why the fuck do scientists even divide them into two different animals when the difference so fucking small? Why not call them another species of crocodile?

@@youtubeuserdan4017 ...Because they ARE two different animals? They have different DNA, different habitats, different physical features, different behavior, and different diets. Just because they look similar doesn't mean they should be considered the same.

@@kimmyawesomeness4184 Eh, fair enough. I've been asking that question for a real long time and nobody has answered me.

Mr. Meme Robber _floats through air_ *HOLLY ELLENBOGEN HERE WITH NEWS 9*

no

Yes!!

i dont mean to be that person but hi pastarru i didnt know u watched soothouse-

Someone

@@based3743 aaah!

Jawohl! How should they know?

And in Dutch. (Well, one letter apart, ellebogen)

I'M LEARNING A NEW LANGUAGE, not through flashcards, not through my teacher, and not even through school, but by reading RU-vid comments!!!

A nigga really named his daughter Elbow

Simple Mannequin I mean... it’s a last name

So is kremit the past tense of kermit? As in 'I kremitted suicide'?

Fu ch th th th

8:37 The middle one can also restore its health by drinking almond milk.

@@hakasek4052 *ONLY PANT CAN SUSTAIN ME!*

Doesn't have to be my children

@@gagewatson1895 r/cursedcomments

Actually alligators consume children in the shape of a U but crocodiles consume children in the shape of a V Also only the top teeth of an alligator are visible when their mouth is closed and all teeth of a crocodile are visible when their mouth is closed

Canadian Crusader shut the fuck up reptile boy

YAAAAS! The ultimate sneak attack! 😈😈😈

Nice pick! But I’ll go with *S E V E N T E E N T H O U S A N D C R O C O D I L E S!*

If any of those crocs are k. Rool then I'm with the king

Really dude? Obviously 17k crocodiles are much better

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE??

No the difference is the strength of the jaws when you put a plug n play game in their mouth

No, alligators are thick and crocodiles skinny bitches

thats why im here

or he's a fAkE wilbur

E A T P A N T

This wold sound so wrong without context

Top 10 Pornhub comments

A popular comment from the Chris brown vevo

r/nocontext

@@Rowankeenanx3 i love u for this clever reference

Morgan Dignowity I’m so glad someone else knows what a plebeian is.

Thanks, Socrates

Wrong smartass plebiscitum is a law enactment

Holly ellenbogen

MadeOfCake holly ellenboggen

You fucking forgot SLAZO Y O U D E G E N E R A T E

Soothouse cause they have multiple people

@@sangrieminat93 slazo is a dead meme

A l l

GioFilms. His cuteness will keep the others from attacking

Long leg = better run

Exactly! Just look a that cat's legs! When you don't have arms you have to do many things just with your legs what also makes you more stretched and gives you full control over your legs so you can kick higher and stronger too.

i feel like we're looking too much into this

@@elsasebastian1901 Nah it's still fun.

briht

Sounds like they need sum murican freedom

It's a British thing, Crunch!

@@maryreyes2575 I'm not 100% percent sure,but I'm pretty sure its a joke

Ever heard of... British language? we call fries chips over here.

when???

HelperCake 11 fool

$17,000

What if you... Wanted God to protect you... But God said... SPeLl Icup nI🅱🅱a 😂😂😂👌💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯 *BOTTOM TEXT*

Sieger *God

lol *God

barbaro267 thanks I’m here all week

I like this comment because you make it sound like you had a black belt exam but you decided to watch this instead.

Rice

Only on Mondays or 43

Yea

Wanna try again

What

Cpt. Wolf I love you for this comment.

*nice pfp*

*Thank you kindly*

I subbed to you solely for the reason of your profile picture

ImGonnaBeTheVeryWorse, SkyrimPlayer!! At least you have Soothouse.

I feel ya

One reason to be happy XD :-)

Haha same ;(

lol XD like if you agree

Sorrow was??

He replaced the old editor of ***

No

ITS A WHAT

PLS BOYS

I think you used "Fanfiction" in the wrong sense, when the proper term you were looking for *might* be "shitposts".

Doomed Squid Can’t it be both?

I pick you

"What if he- just-... dies"

Whoah is alive

Ayayayayayaya~eeeeee~

JoJokes

Dere' he is!

Heeelllllllloo