The Worst Joke Book: The Minecraft Joke Book 

KABOOM!

Creepers dont even have hands

They don't even have arms.

A paradox or telekinesis

Impotent

Ethan Haas basically crossed the line twice

It's like Nuclear Gandhi.

It’s like a movie that’s so awful it’s good

Nah, it fails even at that.

Kaboom

on that one, I was expecting her to go Kaboom!

“What do you call a creeper with a bomb in it’s hands?” “Insurgent.”

Ok

To try and feel accepted

That was me when I was little.

this comment is depressing

Y-yes

kaboom

kaboom

People are not being wooshed, but kaboooomed

k a b o o m

Kaboom

y e s

That joke was funnier than the entire book blended up and boiled down by half.

@@jacobfarriester2536 yep

Not funny, didn't laugh

@@Qaucker-vh3fi I don't remember when I stated that it was funny

Anyone who buys this is incapable of having any relationship with an actual human being for the rest of their lives.

*k a b o o m*

@@raiisleep ya like ur mom was laat night

@@idkthesequel315 ok sure

@@raiisleep u best believe it

Do you comment this on every minecraft related video you see?

@@Daniel-ry3or Common misconception. You don’t actually sink into lava, as it is still the density of rock. You’d actually just catch on fire on top of the lava

But do rocks float on lava?

@@AngelBolt _asking the questions that matter_

@@AngelBolt yes because (unlike icebergs on oceans) rocks are denser as a solid. Ok do I win?

nah the rabbit labeling one was, as in minecraft whenever you name a rabbit toast it turns into a rabbit that was lost that shared the same name

@@ajrikimartine4466 But the delivery wasnt even a joke It was just a reference for few people who get it. The pig one is an actual joke

Even now that I get the reference the rabbit one still doesn't really make sense

Kaboom Блять.

@@ajrikimartine4466 I just thought they were having a stroke.

kaboom

Laughing of how stupid and unfunny the jokes are

@@lukitommele3798 It's still laughter, which means the joke book is technically a success, just not in the intended way.

@fuba Duh

Hello sister

It’s not a pun *its a fucking obituary*

“...there is no punchline.” “It’s not a joke.”

_"I t W a s n ' t L o n g B e f o r e S h e W a s D e s t r o y e d ."_ - Minecraft Jokes Book

F Toast

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"He wanted a piece of toast." That's so much darker now. F

AhahahAHAHAHAHAHA

That sounds like a joke from South Park tbh

r/cursedcomments

@@pebble1481 ever heard of a subreddit called "ihavereddit"? well you're probably gonna be on it

@@basil7448 some of the comments on r/cursedcomments are from RU-vid

Where were you when meme was funny?

ShoreTrooper ST 3202 present day

Kaboom

@@ScoutTrooperTK I was at home eating doritos when comment appeared "Where were you when meme was funny?" Here

My god that grammar is giving me an aneurism

kaboom

@@lukejensen9933 kaboom

😂perfect 👌

i found the amazon page and some of the other reviews are fucking halarious "What's the most painless way to k[r]ill yourself in the united kingdom."

KABOOM

kaboom

*Kaboom*

Kaboom

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Oh my gosh really???😂😂😂

ＫＡＢＯＯＭ

***KA BOOM***

No he went *_KABOOM_*

TableLegs i felt informed till the end of the coment. Points to you

He wasnt joking it really is an easter egg. Or didnt you even doubt that?

KABOOM

weezer

Ayo

KABOOM

Marcel la Rastaban terry is a member of isis

K a b o o m

oops my anarchy symbol

2b2t: Am I a joke to you?

2b2t

Backwardslongjump64 my best guess is it’s probably the same joke over and over again just phrased differently

And how would you make an entire book out of it

Worst joke book. Lack of kaboom.

There is no hope in the universe.

please enlighten me on the jokes i need these

I spent most of daylight picking flowers and then because I wasted that time sealed myself in like a box house with a bunch of rabbits while asking my girlfriend “I just heard a sound what is it-“ “Babe I heard like this ‘vwoip’ noise am I gonna die-“

*flashbacks to building a happy land and then accidentally killing everything and breaking down crying*

💀💀💀

one of my earliest memories of minecraft is burning down a jungle for no real reason

I literally cried the first time I was chased by an Enderman so uh yeah plenty of fun

please share your wisdom. worst joke in the book, go

looked up a pdf, the very first joke was “Why did Red get lost chasing after the egg? It was a jungle in there!”

@@87bees68 what

@@87bees68 I have the same joke book, isn't that great.

how do you end up owning that

1. Booby Traps and Bombs 2. Boo-Boos Caused by Boobs 3. Lava, Drowning and Other Dastardly Ways to Die

I love youy

kaboom

kaboom

bakoom

*K A B O O M*

Kaboom

Kaboom

K A B O o M

*C R E E P E R*

This isn't funny I had a pig steal my identity once. They took all my money

Kizzie •Pop I hate to admit I laughed at this more than the actual joke

Generic Name Lmao

@@Aiko_63194 Identity theft isn't a joke. I am now wanted by the IRS because I have no money

Kizzie •Pop you're telling me it didn't say "kaboom"

let out the creeper part and youve got yourself a joke

*K* *A* *B* *O* *O* *M*

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Daroach', smug, shit eating grin makes this much better

Jesus Christ, when did this get 107 likes

she’s getting a divorce with you? god

Leland Pitzer same

People still watch soothouse?

@@denissomkin1307 yes

even if i’ve watched rhe videos multiple times befor

@@denissomkin1307 yeah man I'm going back through all of them because I didnt realize they were the same person lol

@@denissomkin1307 I only found this channel after SMPWilbur died....

Yeah

Now that you mention it, it does give off those vibes!

I literally found that at a book fair a long time ago.

Jasper Fritse No, the entire Minecraft fandom is a joke.

It's not a good one tho

but still counts as a joke...

So is y o u r m o t h e r

@@gogetac2r a joke makes someone laugh, this book fails that.

Yim Yum!

Now this is what the CIA needs to be on

HEY M-MAN!!! Ummm.....don’t track me bro

All I can think of is demoman saying Kaboom!

*CONNOR EAT PANT!*

Kaboom

kaboom

you know what they say when people make an unfunny joke? *K A B O O M*

ok this is actually very clever, I applaud you for making a real Minecraft joke

KABOOM

And all of them are better than everything in this book.

Kaboom

I lava watching every last cell in your body fall apart. AAHHH You're just making the pain more satisfying...

@@jamclone o h. n o

Kaboom

Shaboom

4:53

KABOOM

@@bobshaw3107 kaboom.

Y3110W kaboom

*THE IQ OF A NOTE BLOCK*

Correction, "you have to have AN IQ to get this Minecraft joke book."

*Grandpa Yellow* I watch Rick and Morty.

How can you have an iq when you can think *K A B O O M*

... To our ears.

KABOOM

That's what she said

kaboom

The Shorty One I'm with you there . I get the jokes, but they're so fricking lame. I'm just sad I played so much Minecraft.

good boy kaboom

I understand them, but they still suck

Save me I'm so embarrassed

That's how Mafia works

kaboom

I found you bitch

Same

That joke was really grea- KABOOM

Jayda- K A B O O M

That was ba- kaboom

Blimpus Frobo KABOOM梨🍐

Blimpus Frobo guess that he’s Al Caboom

Blimpus Frobo HAH

turns have tabled*

@@emiliz2071 *turntables

How the turn tables

Turn have how tables the cold food of out hot eat the food, hm?

@@Stem_Cie "How are the turn tables" is the real question we gotta be asking

Andrew Elliott kaboom

it's not the jokes that are funny, it's the fact that someone actually wrote it and put it in a book

loop zoop

Andrew Elliott kaboom

kaboom?

I don’t know how to use RU-vid fonts, but that’s intended to be a line going through it.

Only 1 - not two -

Oh maybe they changed it nevermind

-what-

broomerd ` Teach me your ways.

Yea i know

Ave, true to Caesar.

I've also heard that placing a table, a pencil and a processor diagonally crafts a brain to process this shit

That makes ppl laugh

Haha

I need that mod

CAN'T WAIT

KABOOM

Kaboom

I feel like an idiot asking this, but... isn’t “realized” three syllables? “Re-a-lized”?

Insert funny Meme here no, it is re-lized if I'm correct. Though it's generally pronounced like re-a-lized

Nook HOLY SHIT ITS BILLY LA BUFANDA

Reminds me of Zer0 from Borderlands.

Timotainment soup time

Timotainment kaboom of views

k a b o o m

95th like

Timotainment _the rock goes backstage_

Wow, and I thought I knew everything about the game at this point. Cool!

The joke still suck ass though

What a nerd

Actually, it’s KABOOM

Nerd

Eh same thing.

kaboom

Sirkenny Someone:KABOOM

K A B O O M

Bible 2 already exits tho

The way they worded it sounds like the player wants to either: 1. Bang his rabbit or 2. Eat it And frankly, I don’t know what’s worse.

@@bigheadpeanut5002 Banging the rabbit is DEFINETLY worse

The Toast rabbit is meant to be a tribute to a rabbit named Toast who had passed away around the time rabbits were being added.

「#1 Schemer」

Neet

or maybe he didnt think through the book before making it. like the kid thought "okay so im going to have a section on explosions, a section on tongue twisters, a section on poems, a section on knock knock jokes (etc). but then he started puting things into those sections... and he ran out of ideas REALLY FAST. but oh no, cant just scrap it because you obviously failed miserably, cant just try to fix it, just throw it out there in the state it is.

*K A B O O M*

guess he comes from ISIS

𝕂 𝔼 ℝ ℂ ℍ 𝕆 𝕆 𝕄

say the name kērbūm

kebume

kachigga my nigga

say the name *KACHIGA*

*eat k a b o o m*

*K A B O O M*

Did anyone else get the rabbit one?

@@thethinker2011 no

@@OGsploorp Basically if you name a rabbit toast with a name tag something special happens.

Marie tried to swim in lava

Kaboom

Lol, Marie's guava. I'm sorry I'm like this

I'm gonna go name my diamond sword "marie's guava" brb

is there even a guava in minecraft?

K A B O O M. know who also went kaboom? The guy in your pfp...

Ovenproof Meteor Yeah he’s got like little stubby legs.

Omg your profile picture XD

He's kalled *KABOOM*

Not gonna lie, that was better than every single joke showed on this video.

Kaboom

Chicken Permission badum tsss

Welfz Twingo Furs I think you forgot something... K A B O O M

Susie S It was also on Joe Santagato, someone who imo is a lot funnier than Dyke in terms of humor.

And he goes _kaboom_ !

FearlessDreamer Hello fellow Homestuck

*creeps in creeper*

DO 1 H34R HOM3STUCK?

yo, I heard there was some homestuck convention here

Wer

kaboom

Or a Kit Kat would kidnap my family and hold them hostage

Strawberry sundae kiss stole my diamonds

Lol

Kool aid man eating a fresh avocado that's pregnant strangling me with gloves on that say "I did minecraft!" as my family dab and floss

I just physically recoiled at the name Russel Stover. Why did you just use the worst possible example of boxed chocolate? :(

kaboom

Same thing

Bruh... this is so old yet so funny 😂😂😂

Fun fact: "Meine Kraft" is german for "my strength"

EL GRANDE MEMELORD Funfact: I am from Germany ^^

@@frozenblade1954 Ich auch

Dachte ich mir hehe

Fun fact: Once when I was in Germany with my family, we were at a pub. I handed back a bottle of coca cola because I was finished and we were going to leave. When the guy in the pub said "danke" I wanted to respond "bitte", but the first thing that came to mind was the city we were in, Bremen. I almost said "Bremen" but stopped myself, smiled at him akwardly and left.

K a b o o m.

No way, that was funny. This is just pure cringe.

No because in minecraft the creepers remember how to dance

I don't know about you guys but I just ate hermoines family

Harry Potter and the Portrait of what looked like a Large Pile of Ash. remember the name, fake fan

Eklavya Sood fixed fam

Well spotted.

I wouldn't even be able to laugh at all. It's just so devoid of humor.

*kaboom*

@@k-leb4671 The fact that it just devoid of humor makes it funny when you read it aloud in turns with like 10 other of your mates

Alpha's Dank Shit HAHAHAHA SO FUNNI