/r/Relationship_Advice [Ft. CallMeCarson]

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Relationship advice is a subreddit wherein people ask questions where the answer is almost always "talk to them about it"
In this case though that's probably not the best idea.
Carson: / thebluecrewpros
MERCH: soothouse.bigcartel.com/
=====THE GANG=====
Wilbur: / wilbursoot
Charlie: / @charliedoesstuff
George: / sootgeorge
David: / sootdavid
Jack: / sootjack
Dan: / sootdaan
Matt: / sootmatt
Rhianna: / sootrhianna
=====THE MEDIA=====
Music: incompetech.com/
Discord: / discord
Patreon: / soothouse
Twitter: / housesoot
Twitch: / soothouse
Intro:
/ @weirdfsh

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@chim9110 5 лет назад

“You ate it?” “In my defense, I thought it was cocaine”

@rooksclown316 5 лет назад

"So you ate it?"

@BossDman-CapybaraMode 4 года назад

@@rooksclown316 "Just a small lick"

@johnstanley3939 4 года назад

Carson's voice for that bit, combined with the line itself, sounds like something straight out of Archer

@hellworm 4 года назад

@@johnstanley3939 What's Archer?

@sourginkgo 3 года назад

Cyanide Sunshine a Netflix series x

@SegmentedOdin 5 лет назад

"My girlfriend won't stop calling me the Warlord" That is the exact opposite of a problem

@copperpumpkin2648 5 лет назад

Lucky smh

@ajorsomething4935 5 лет назад

"Say my name" *The Warlord*

@Bob-gh8ge 4 года назад

My Secret Account hell yeah

@cassius1404 4 года назад

Imagine the fucking power move it would be if your like in front of you boss or with friends or even better at a meeting and your girlfriend calls you warlord

@arthurmorgan2861 4 года назад

@@cassius1404 perfect for DND night

@Graknorke 5 лет назад

You missed the best bit of the mountain lion one where someone links him up a furry sub in the comments. He was amazed and overjoyed.

@ajorsomething4935 5 лет назад

Lmao

@princessjuleit 4 года назад

Graknorke kinda wholesome ngl

@riargaet3782 4 года назад

A happy ending, I guess.

@H0SANNA 4 года назад

He discovered his true purpose

@kacpercicharski4193 4 года назад

I guess wholesome? I dont even know what i call situations like these.

@drago1514 5 лет назад

Humanoid bodies, same intelligence, mountain lion heads.... Sounds like a furry to me

@troyjardine5850 5 лет назад

Khajiit has wares, if you have coin.

@emailname8624 4 года назад

@@troyjardine5850 J'zargo wishes to go somewhere warmer.

@splupto 4 года назад

furries dont have human intelligence though

@AlastorTheNPDemon 4 года назад

@@troyjardine5850 Skyrim belongs to the Nords, but everything within Skyrim belongs to Khajiit.

@-gemberkoekje-5547 4 года назад

@@splupto you don't have a heart though but you're still human.

@chickenwizard8154 5 лет назад

Yeah ya know all those emotions mountain lions express with their faces -Indifferent -Pissed -You are about to die

@Xehanort10 5 лет назад

Still more emotions than Kristen Stewart.

@feralgator1863 5 лет назад

Xehanort10 or Brie Larson

@combativeThinker 5 лет назад

Just like real women, lmao.

@TheCompleteMental 5 лет назад

I think I get it now

@LL-tr5et 5 лет назад

Chicken Wizard you'd be surprised

@electricbayonet2 5 лет назад

I wonder if that first poster realizes that male mountain lions don't have manes to distinguish them from the females.

@thevoid3976 5 лет назад

Haha...That's gay

@Seldoona 5 лет назад

That's pretty gay

@532pm5 5 лет назад

I'm pretty sure he meant gay as in, get this, literally gay

@Seldoona 5 лет назад

@Sahand Az I'm bi, actually.

@coainc 5 лет назад

Sahand Az lmao what bi people aren’t ’half straight’, they’re, you know, *bi*

@JM-tc3zq 4 года назад

As a lion, I totally agree with the first guy

@ausername2524 4 года назад

Oh god its big lion

@frogey6377 4 года назад

oh fuck oh shit its big lion

@JillCheese 4 года назад

Here come dat boi Big Lion

@arnesashes1581 4 года назад

*holy shit*

@garmfeeldplabert1437 4 года назад

he's so fucking powerful

@BigRobertsons 5 лет назад

I wasn't fully paying attention and thought the first guy was attracted to mountains so I was very confused for the first minute of it.

@Bianca-iz5wk 4 года назад

Bruh🤣🤣

@jonathon7109 4 года назад

Dude he was Oh God I just found out that I’m typing with a Spanish keyboard

@parkchimmin7913 4 года назад

THE HILLS ARE ALIIIIIVE

@mistermegalo 4 года назад

Call that rock hard

@Arsonire 4 года назад

You know if he was attracted to mountains i would be okay with it.

@PorticoDemos 5 лет назад

4:08 "But if mountain lionesses were intelligent creatures on our level, and had humanoid bodies... sweet mama, i would be in heaven" *_the furries want to know your location_*

@TheCompleteMental 5 лет назад

Hey, thats pretty good

@CutieSocks 5 лет назад

Whoops hewwoo UwU rawr xD

@kingslayer3089 5 лет назад

@@CutieSocks you have to OwO her and groom till she UwU's

@b4nd1t9 5 лет назад

But furry's don't meet that criteria, they usually aren't intelligent creatures

@PorticoDemos 5 лет назад

@@b4nd1t9 "but *if* they _were_ intelligent "

@taliakellegg5978 5 лет назад

The first guy brings a new meaning to the term "cougar"

@justastrider3252 4 года назад

*Badum Tiss!*

@Jetfox967 4 года назад

Lol

@Allycat-wc8hj 4 года назад

He should play charr in guild wars 2 lol

@guyman9655 4 года назад

@@justastrider3252 you beat me too it bro.

@urielsgift7585 3 года назад

Bruh

@UnderTheTableGremlin 3 года назад

“My husband does NOT do drugs!!!” She acts so anti-drugs but eats the bag of mystery powder because it might be schneef

@abishan1661 2 года назад

😂😂😂

@dfquartzidn6151 Год назад

Yeah it said something more about her than her husband lmao

@jordini3381 4 года назад

Dude that guy from the first one must have had a field day when they released the cats trailer

@milesbeler3974 4 года назад

OHHHHHH god I just SHUDDERED so hard my headphones fell off!

@lamarrtheheadcrab4679 4 года назад

Miles Beler wth

@deltaresolve 4 года назад

I don't think anyone had a field day seeing that monstrosity.

@guyman9655 4 года назад

The only person who did

@zeenasty 4 года назад

I'm sure he didn't like that they didn't have mountain lion faces though

@ilikenaruto9828 5 лет назад

"...and so expressive" *Mountain Lion continues licking its nuts or something*

@duncanwashere6140 4 года назад

Poster: *This is no problem*

@Whitehawk- 4 года назад

and cock and balls and dick too

@BasileosHerodou 3 года назад

Lionesses bite lions balls when they're in mating seasons.

@lukasd.4389 3 года назад

@@BasileosHerodou goddam thats hot

@bryandodson4101 3 года назад

@@lukasd.4389 m

@chaseolson1923 5 лет назад

4:17 has this man played Elder Scrolls? There is an entire race of exactly what he is looking for

@mastersheldon1780 5 лет назад

😂 I’m dying

@DarthTwilight 5 лет назад

Bahahaha

@nyotamwuaji6484 4 года назад

Khajiit is innocent

@Saidriak 4 года назад

And plenty of mods to "help"

@IVI4R1U5 4 года назад

I'd pay to see his face when he discovers the Khajiit, ha!

@laytonspuzzle 4 года назад

In the car accident guy's defense, shock can be one hell of a drug.

@SpagheddiO 4 года назад

It was you wasn't it?

@guyman9655 4 года назад

Being someone who had been in a car crash I find humor is the best medicine, of course the chronic back pain has not been cool but whatever

@calvinhuddleston576 4 года назад

I've had similar experiences so I can relate

@Alex-cw3rz 3 года назад

What kind of shock makes you play dead for an entire minute and then say gotcha?

@oscarkirk456 3 года назад

@@Alex-cw3rz car crash shock

@melledevries4685 5 лет назад

"the colour of brown sugar" we should make a name for that colour

@milesbeler3974 4 года назад

*brown*

@subekennedy9554 4 года назад

Why couldn't they just say brown? Rofl

@beepboop4741 4 года назад

It’s called brown

@bluemakespurple9995 4 года назад

Brown sugar is beige-looking tbh

@SaphInfection 4 года назад

I agree. Brown sugar fucking sucks.

@HTPCYMC 5 лет назад

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to be attracted to Mountain Lions.

@Mr-Ad-196 5 лет назад

R34 naizingbeaaam

@mcbadrobotvoice8155 5 лет назад

And survive

@wackyotter1235 5 лет назад

How to properly clean your metal gear

@reidleblanc3140 5 лет назад

i mean, don't people with autism usually have high IQ's? so. you're not wrong

@thedragonchronicle4242 5 лет назад

I liked for the profile, not the comment

@SkinnerNoah 5 лет назад

How to survive a mountain lion attack: Step 1: sexually harass mountain lion Step 2: expose yourself Step 3: get it up and charge Step 4: lion runs into woods Step 5: expect a court summons in the mail

@decoolfool4166 5 лет назад

You're going to Jungle Court, Son!

@HomoChomsky 5 лет назад

@@decoolfool4166 *mountain court

@drewpott 5 лет назад

Blame the mountain foid for hating nice gois

@drewpott 4 года назад

@minecraft wow can't believe another foid is harassing me, JUST LIKE BAGEL MAN, for speaking the truth. First the mountain foid and now this. Just because I was nice smh. (Yes)

@filmandfirearms Год назад

I would think any animal would go to the trouble of figuring out the court system if it meant that they wouldn't have to deal with any more humans charging them with erections

@cherylr.3262 4 года назад

As a woman, I can actually confirm that we do, in fact, have fangs

@Dutchman-2002 3 года назад

Bite me

@sunsetskye483 3 года назад

We also are very allergic to sunlight

@darsonosumitomo7328 3 года назад

And we absolutely can't eat or get close to garlic

@runawaygemm5397 3 года назад

Never would’ve known, that’s something to look forward to

@pringlebatch5586 3 года назад

Where’s my fangs! I’ve been robbed I want my fangs

@abelrussell5556 4 года назад

The fact that they did that whole thing without cracking a single cougar joke shows that British and American are two completely different languages

@GippyHappy 5 лет назад

Let's not gloss over the second post wherein a girl freaked out about her boyfriend doing drugs but also just _had_ to try it. _"In my defense, I thought it was cocaine"_

@barryallencoffee 5 лет назад

The worst one was the car crash one cuz that sounds like something I would do, feel bad for the guy

@michaelnettles3059 3 года назад

@@fisharson No, he made her think a drunk driver killed him. Rather than guilt she would have felt hatred.

@totalhufflepuff203 Год назад

@@barryallencoffee I feel bad for the girl. What he did was fucked up

@fuzzywolfe2997 5 лет назад

There are worse things to be called than 'the Warlord' tbf

@x999uuu1 5 лет назад

Not much but ya

@kingslayer3089 5 лет назад

Like wanted thief or Rouge

@LancerFanClub 4 года назад

“The Dungeon Master” it’s worse if you’re dating them

@GrandCorsair 4 года назад

As a woman. I struggle very day knowing I will never live up to Mountain Lion beauty standards. All I can hope for Snow Leopard if I get the surgery.

@patrickhodson8715 3 года назад

To the first guy I will admit that felines’ faces really are beautiful, and even sometimes captivatingly so, but like in the same way a beach sunset or a snow-covered mountain is beautiful, and _absolutely not_ in a sexual way.

@sol222 3 года назад

sure

@midnightgamer2088 2 года назад

Ikr

@angelikaskoroszyn8495 Год назад

So you're just felinoromantic, the (I presume) guy was felinosexual But seriously, I worry about his safety. Feline faces are less expressionable than humans'. We just project our emotions on them which often leads to misunderstandings. In his case it could be fatal

@ft.-featuring Год назад

@@angelikaskoroszyn8495 that just sounds like furry with extra steps

@ivnislykun Год назад

@@angelikaskoroszyn8495 felinoromantic, felinosexual- Just say zoophile

@Taikamuna 5 лет назад

Why am I watching this when I spend all day in my room without talking anyone

@fredward3293 5 лет назад

too busy playing with dominoes i think

@_Pike 5 лет назад

How on earth do you not talk anyone

@JeremyFragranceFan 4 года назад

Ok taikamuna

@maybeedouble 4 года назад

Same, wanna be friends

@kroh7742 4 года назад

Relatable

@J-D03 5 лет назад

First post is basically a dude finding out he was a furry all along.

@Kaanfight 5 лет назад

Turns out, the real furries were the friends we made along the way

@spicybeantofu 5 лет назад

Hes past furry.

@corvusmonedula 5 лет назад

Not a furry but a zoophile

@J-D03 5 лет назад

@@corvusmonedula true true, that would have been a better definition.

@jammyweegit1144 5 лет назад

@@corvusmonedula No no see he says he would only fuck a mountain lion if it had a humanoid body. That's a Furry. A Zoophile would just want to fuck the mountain lion for what it is. The OP is anthropomorphizing the mountain lion in his head and projecting human emotions into it. Zoophiles don't care about that, they just think having sex with an animal is hot.

@phicyorose8541 5 лет назад

"If mountain lionesses...had humanoid bodies" Furrys: Well! Do I have some things to show you! Come with me.

@bruhSaintJohn 4 года назад

Phicyo Rose "...and were intelligent creatures" Furries: Fuck... Move on then

@thejay8963 4 года назад

Phirenor Wow, you must be a *SUPER* nice guy IRL, calling people unintelligent based on what kind of human they draw and what they dress up as...

@lamarrtheheadcrab4679 4 года назад

Tom Lake Charles Phirenor has a point

@ishaboy5090 4 года назад

@@thejay8963 perish

@thejay8963 4 года назад

isha boy No

@irtehmrepic 4 года назад

8:14 THAT MAN IS SMART. When you see mold, there's far more than what you see, it spreads itself deep in the cheese/bread, so you're still risking your health if you eat it

@ascendedcat260 4 года назад

The mold you _can_ see is the part that produces spores, so there are probably more spores across the cheese. He is pretty smart.

@jadecoolness101 2 года назад

@@ascendedcat260 Yeah, the mold you see is basically just the ""flowers"" but there are plenty of ""roots"" webbed through the food that is molded.

@peanutbuttercracker1 Год назад

Depends on the cheese. If it's a hard cheese you can cut around the mold and eat the rest, but soft cheeses need to be thrown out wholesale.

@L.Pondera 5 месяцев назад

Nobody tell him what cheese is made of.

@Post_Stall_Maneuver 4 месяца назад

@@jadecoolness101It's like cutting just the flower of a dandelion. The stem regrows and the roots are still there. You need to pull the whole thing out.

@thomasdevlin5825 5 лет назад

"In my defense, I thought it was cocaine" that's one hell of a quote right there

@me-ri5jp 5 лет назад

I imagine the mountain lion guy would go into overload if he saw the khajhit in any of the elder scrolls games 😹😹

@boyenjoyer7 5 лет назад

Who woudn't?

@pjemrey6676 5 лет назад

Tbh, Khajhit never really looked like cats until Oblivion. In Daggerfall, they just looked like ugly humans with tails.

@me-ri5jp 5 лет назад

@@pjemrey6676 yes, i realize. But considering if i would have just said oblivion or heaven forbid, skyrim, i would have been corrected that it's the elder scrolls series or that there is more than one game featuring them. I thought i went the safe route 😹

@guilhermemoraesdasilva7058 5 лет назад

@@pjemrey6676 Different khajjit races, man, there are about 19 or more of them.

@guilhermemoraesdasilva7058 5 лет назад

And they did look like felines in Morrowind too...

@tornadodex1366 3 года назад

POV: You're searching "Newest First" to see if anyone mentioned Carson

@-elementarymydearwatson-3086 5 лет назад

3:46 Dress her in a mountain lion fursuit Problem solved

@kingslayer3089 5 лет назад

I mean there are mursuits

@thejay8963 4 года назад

RougenPlex They’re gross as shit, but they do exist, so... yeah, more healthy than zoophilia.

@parkchimmin7913 4 года назад

RougenPlex what are mursuits? Edit: Nevermind

@alexp5569 4 года назад

@@kingslayer3089 I've seen things I should not have. This will hunt me in my nightmares

@tubbyqueen 4 года назад

I meaaaannn...

@cernanwinterfox85 5 лет назад

The funny thing is that cougars do represent femininity in some north american native cultures. Thats why cougar is common slang for a predatory older woman. Think it has more to do with the they'll kill you in the end factor than the being like sugar factor though.

@aloisio7975 5 лет назад

so i was driving my car with my mountain lioness gf when some crazy dude rammed full speed in to my car, we where both fine, but the mushrooms in the dude's car tainted our cheese with mold, and she doesn't let me trow it away. after a visit to the doctor, he said she had hit her head and suffered brain damage, and that explains why she is calling me Serland the Warlord now

@SkrugMan 5 лет назад

Wait what?...

@colewright3790 5 лет назад

Actually, it’s Serand.

@radioactivebirdj.1845 5 лет назад

@@SkrugMan Me on Tuesdays

@HaxxorElite 5 лет назад

@@SkrugMan so i was driving my car with my mountain lioness gf when some crazy dude rammed full speed in to my car, we where both fine, but the mushrooms in the dude's car tainted our cheese with mold, and she doesn't let me trow it away. after a visit to the doctor, he said she had hit her head and suffered brain damage, and that explains why she is calling me Serland the Warlord now

@peanutbuttercracker1 5 лет назад

lmao that "mold" was actually just talcum powder

@billclearwater2783 3 года назад

9th grade Biology student here. When mold grows on cheese, it isn't just the surface with the mold that has the mold on it. Mold has a type of root system, called mycelium, that spreads throughout the entire root system, and it is clear with a similar look and texture to cotton candy. If you just cut off the mold, the mycelium will stay, and you will still be eating mold. Hope I helped someone make a informed decision on this subject.

@jim_2570 3 года назад

Lmao calling yourself a 9th grade biology student to justify your point. Chill out professor

@billclearwater2783 3 года назад

@@jim_2570 nu

@jim_2570 3 года назад

@@billclearwater2783 oh ok sorry

@billclearwater2783 3 года назад

@@jim_2570 good

@screamingalgae9380 Год назад

*BLUE CHEESE HAS MOLD IN IT*

@lmaoitsmitch7388 Год назад

Carson probably wasn’t the best pick for relationship advice

@trequor Год назад

Famous people arent allowed to flirt

@theboogerbomb Год назад

yeah lol

@sEEE724 Год назад

@@trequor um no, PEOPLE aren’t allowed to “flirt” with CHILDREN when they’re a grown adult, regardless of them being famous or not, that’s called being a p3333 dophile

@trequor Год назад

@@sEEE724 teenagers aren't children

@FuckTheYoutubeUsernameChange 10 месяцев назад

@@trequorthey literally are.

@Evilbutteredpopcorn 5 лет назад

To be fair on the "Serand the Warlord" story- back when my father made an Xbox Live account the name he wanted was already taken (Sarge), but he just kept pressing "A". Because of this he selected the first recommended alternative- "Boyish Integral", and I have/will never let him live it down. So actually I can see how that can happen.

@monkeydad47 5 лет назад

Im snagging that name for my next business email

@jonahj9519 5 лет назад

My dad was Cramped Mango on our X-box.

@meld1 5 лет назад

Evilpopcorn My friends one used to be Beetle coin

@ghetis396 4 года назад

The default name it stuck me with on Live was "Laden Wolf" with like six numbers after it, so I don't find any of this hard to believe

@tonyhakston536 4 года назад

My sister got stuck with OpenDonut.

@knowledgeinajar_6057 3 года назад

Twice it has been proven that Carson should never give relationship advice

@ratralfiofanov8386 3 года назад

TRUE LULW

@PatrickTouma 3 года назад

@Joshua Coulter Neither did she.

@haydenlee9698 3 года назад

@@PatrickTouma LMAO

@itsisabel420 3 года назад

Oh god don’t remind me

@ewanfarley 3 года назад

True lmao

@theguythatasked6400 4 года назад

They did surgery on a grape: unoriginal, dated unfunny They did surgery in cheese: new, funny original

@luissantiago5163 5 лет назад

8:32 Memes absolutely ruined me. Every time I hear consume I just start laughing uncontrollably.

@tsinestexicthdauwraum9082 5 лет назад

Eat Prilosec!

@luissantiago5163 5 лет назад

@@tsinestexicthdauwraum9082 exactly! XD

@yuudii 4 года назад

@@blurrycryptid THIS IS YOUR GOD

@polish_filipino 5 лет назад

"I'm attracted to mountain lions" _So... you're a furry?_

@rossblackblood9554 5 лет назад

yeah thats what i was thinking lol

@AnymMusic 5 лет назад

goddamnit I am too late

@chrisrelhard 5 лет назад

"but if mountain lionesses were intelligent creatures on our level, and had humanoid bodies..." so, you're literally a furry.

@thesatelliteslickers907 5 лет назад

nope, ZOO

@janelantestaverde2018 5 лет назад

I'm sure, all the sodomites out there are happy to be off the hook right now.

@MybeautifulandamazingPrincess 5 лет назад

the first guy plays as khajiit in elder scrolls games

@Sherrilite 3 года назад

This Carson guy is quite funny! He should make a channel, he doesn't seem like the kind of guy that would get cancelled

@noone8333 3 года назад

He seems like the kind of person to not get in any inappropriate relationships with any underage fans!

@lennonrobert9567 3 года назад

this hurt to read

@RaphEnthusiast 3 года назад

Oof I actually forgot he did that dang

@vanhellgatesworld5890 3 года назад

@NebulatheZorua 3 года назад

@@noone8333 is 17 and 19 not normal?? Romeo and Juliet laws settle it in most places, and 17 is mature enough to know right and wrong

@Leon-169 5 лет назад

6:11 No! She’s mad at you? *I can’t imagine why!*

@zandgall1837 5 лет назад

He knew that she was mad at him, and why she was He just wanted to know what to do to possibly fix it

@thesatanicdemon1239 5 лет назад

@@zandgall1837 All she has to do is fake her death and they will be even.

@zandgall1837 5 лет назад

@@thesatanicdemon1239 Ooh, very nice

@thewiseotter3884 5 лет назад

The Satanic Demon I think he actually did go unconscious or unresponsive due to shock but still was conscious of what’s around him

@CTPGCharlie 5 лет назад

"I wanna kiss a mountain lion" CallMeCarson 2019

@carsongott6533 5 лет назад

Indeed dont we all

@kingslayer3089 5 лет назад

I mean don't we all have said the need to anyways

@GIVEMEMYNAMEBACKPLS 10 месяцев назад

WELL THIS AGED WONDERFULLY DIDNT IT?

@flushedgaming7821 4 года назад

Carson: “I’ve never had a girlfriend” Well this aged well... Edit: Well this aged well...

@truepik 4 года назад

It aged like milk

@helloagain7823 4 года назад

Cursed Emoji not a real one......

@inc0mpletedean353 4 года назад

@@helloagain7823 oh.... shit

@diab0und 4 года назад

Explain. I don't keep up with the personal lives of youtubers

@inc0mpletedean353 4 года назад

@@diab0und oh there was a thing with Carson, Fitz and his girlfriend and cheating but its not for us to get into, its there lives

@GonkDr01d 5 лет назад

At first i thought, “what is this furry shit?” And then i saw carson and got the lotion

@frog6992 5 лет назад

Need to slip into the Iron Maiden

@Voc_spooksauce 5 лет назад

@@frog6992 Aces high

@josephbrittan8067 5 лет назад

Guys it’s scp 173! Get that nut

@dantefiore8442 5 лет назад

Snap me daddy!

@hakanbalcioglu8686 5 лет назад

I'll tell the foundation YOU breached

@b4nd1t9 5 лет назад

*I AM WOMAN*

@DeadCakez420 4 года назад

The first guy is just talking about his inner awakening after seeing big lion

@dogf421 Год назад

ive got relationship advice for carson: dont

@dumblingivy2501 5 лет назад

I think the first guy may be a bit of a furry. Just a tad bit.

@alanzapreservationtheythem2861 5 лет назад

dumbling ivy more like a Yiffer

@crabmeat3803 5 лет назад

dumbling ivy furry =/= bestiality

@crabmeat3803 5 лет назад

BrainWave Productions yiff =/= bestiality

@alanzapreservationtheythem2861 5 лет назад

CrabMeat amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/yiff r/quityourbullshit

@_Pike 5 лет назад

CrabMeat Furry

@a39tortoise40 5 лет назад

Mountain lions are cool, but I prefer MEIN PANZERKAMPFWAGEN V. AUSF. A PANTHER

@ringthebellamy 5 лет назад

mood

@combativeThinker 5 лет назад

Yeah that's cool and all but... Have you ever re-militarized the Rhineland?

@sinpar4548 4 года назад

Bryan Merrill uhhh, yes *IN HOI4*

@kingkapitan9685 4 года назад

ollie 1012 *oh mein god*

@RoryRose_ 4 года назад

You're gonna summon Cthulu.

@AD-wz6nd 4 года назад

I would never describe a cougar as “confident” lmao. They’re a big cat. I don’t think self esteem is much of a focus for them. Also, as someone who has encountered cougars, they are not gentle protectors. They’re wild animals who are terrified of humans and would rip you apart if you made them feel threatened.

@jamesbenis3734 4 года назад

Smartass

@picgmr1575 4 года назад

@@jamesbenis3734 what? how?

@Eden-Eden-Eden 4 года назад

@@jamesbenis3734 I'm confused by this, how are they a smartass

@jaketmko 3 года назад

hey guys whos this carson guy i sure hope hes qualified to give relationship advice

@mossbob331 3 года назад

Nope he ain’t

@ImDaaBes 3 года назад

Well, I guess he'd know what _not_ to do...

@chairleg9796 3 года назад

#CallmeIncarcerated

@experi-mentalproductions5358 3 года назад

Please stop accusing innocent people of pedophila...

@Sara-uk2eo 3 года назад

@@experi-mentalproductions5358 bruh not even his closest friends are defending him. Why would you?

@joshuazane3210 5 лет назад

Yeah, cheese has never lasted long enough to mold in my home. Being able to ignore it that long confuses me.

@1SingleT 5 лет назад

Cheese just doesn't taste that good

@YerMate 5 лет назад

Sometimes food in my fridge goes moldy (it's always stuff in containers) and for some reason I'll have to see it a few times before I work up the effort (or maybe stomach) to deal with it :/

@Adam-cq2yo 4 года назад

Agreed. Cheese in my house never lasts that long. Although forsome reason we have to throw away, like, half our bread because of GODDAMN MOULD, even though it's most of what we eat. So you win some you lose some, I guess?

@exzyyd392 5 лет назад

Carson hasn't had a girlfriend but he has a cow-girl minecraft wife

@pee-bot 5 лет назад

*Chew*

@Sigurdur5 5 лет назад

No dignity!

@GamingOS 5 лет назад

Koichi really steals?! No dignity!

@kozumakenme3838 3 года назад

Bruh I try to not reply jokes to people with jojo profile pics but this is too much stimulation... just like how Mista felt when getting the golden succ...

@oscarwright8864 3 года назад

Carson: I have never had a girlfriend... Well this year is gona be a rough one carson

@propername4830 3 года назад

Not even taking into account being 'cheated on'

@h2squared 2 года назад

turns out it didnt

@mithilthakur7973 2 года назад

CallMeCarson is awfully perfect for this video

@DJfrog99 5 лет назад

Calling Poe's Law on this: on the internet as a medium, any parody or deconstruction of a radical viewpoint, without a clear expression of intent, is indistinguishable from a legitimate article of that viewpoint.

@DotRD12 5 лет назад

Almost all of the content on subs like these is just creative writing nowadays.

@obliviousotterI 5 лет назад

This is not Poe's law, this is tame, and utterly believable, or at least the first one is

@thesatelliteslickers907 5 лет назад

my gf is a zoophile, and I believe it

@michaelfapgod4598 5 лет назад

@John Toas Communism is the perfect society if the whole world was run by it and those in charge weren't greedy sobs that actually care for the citizens

@DJfrog99 5 лет назад

@@michaelfapgod4598 Hail, comrade!

@stamvid2971 5 лет назад

Mountain lions? In my basement? But how?

@Rainquack 5 лет назад

It's more likely than you think!

@georgiykireev9678 5 лет назад

Oblivion reference? Oblivion reference.

@combativeThinker 5 лет назад

I remember this quest, lol.

@x.future 3 года назад

That is THE WORST MOMENT this video could get recommended to me, RU-vid. *sigh*

@Kaizomusicofficial 3 года назад

Still a funny video I’m watchin

@pengpenguin8716 3 года назад

I don’t care about if he’s a predator or not. As long as he’s making content I enjoy I’ll keep watching.

@mofire5674 3 года назад

Waaah there's RU-vid drama surrounding someone in the video clearly it's now unwatchable :((((( /s

@mofire5674 3 года назад

@@user-ho7uc7bg5o Wasn't a response to you, was to the first comment in the thread. You get notifications for anything posted in a thread you comment on.

@pointlezz9422 2 года назад

“Never had a girlfriend” -callmecarson… that one kid tho

@Marvino-Madeyecat 5 лет назад

Yes it does? On Android it gives you some random name when you start game center or whatever. I'm literally called "wanted guardian *number*" it's random

@timewellspent8137 5 лет назад

But you can change the name to whatever you like

@s1ash1 4 года назад

Marvin the Wanted Gaurdian

@Kenzie776 4 года назад

They said apple game center. Not Android

@just-a-silly-goofy-guy 5 лет назад

CallMeCarson joins with British CallMeCarson

@mewnmew2993 5 лет назад

Okay

@frog6992 5 лет назад

And Australian version well

@janhib4712 5 лет назад

American Soothouse joins with Soothouse

@carsongott6533 5 лет назад

Can we get a Russia ver 2?

@binloyden3329 5 лет назад

Wake up people! Britain isn't real! Wyoming is a chunk error!

@finalfloof2028 3 года назад

This week on "Poorly Aged Things"

@covertjellybaby9906 4 года назад

"I want to kiss a mountain lion" ~Carson King, 2019

@aidsdoh8286 4 года назад

"do it pussy!"- me 2020

@samwestaway7212 3 года назад

Now it's just minors :(

@JoyOfCreativeService 3 года назад

@@samwestaway7212 Excuse me, she was 17 when he was 19. It certainly wasn't legal, but it wasn't the _worst_ situation like it.

@samwestaway7212 3 года назад

@@JoyOfCreativeService okay, it's a joke my man

@michaelnettles3059 3 года назад

@@JoyOfCreativeService No its legal

@narcolepticinsomniac4037 5 лет назад

that moment when you are trying to say that you're a furry without saying you're a furry

@helila 5 лет назад

Wow wait until this person finds out about Khajiits

@NegaGandhi 5 лет назад

Wait wait... they've been together for 7 years? So when they started dating he was 19 and she was 16. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE GOT HIM

@satapon4129 4 года назад

I mean, that's legal depending on where they're from

@sanserof7 4 года назад

Imagine being an American and letting the government decide who you can and can't date

@davidalthouse1768 4 года назад

@@sanserof7 imagine actually for real defending pedophilia right here

@sanserof7 4 года назад

@@davidalthouse1768 You think a 19 year old dating a 16 year old is a pedophile? Get real

@davidalthouse1768 4 года назад

@@sanserof7 no what you said was imagine letting the government tell you who you date

@jameskellyiv8326 3 года назад

3:11 ... Dangerous Words

@derpy_horse4153 5 лет назад

i've been anticipating this crossover for a long time *THE PROPHECY IS TRUE*

@JoyOfCreativeService 3 года назад

Oh snap, one of my favorite RU-vidrs also likes a channel I do

@RetroCat969 5 лет назад

So is it bad that I payed $30 to frame a poster of a mountain lion in my room directly over my bed?

@prasunkumar117 5 лет назад

Don't be a Shane Dawson

@UCvow2TUIH0d2Ax2vik9ILzg 5 лет назад

Sounds like cr1tikal.

@birbandgames7566 5 лет назад

If your sexually attracted to them, then yes. If not, then no.

@seanmacreachtain1742 5 лет назад

Robo Cathat Like Kia Orsan

@memes3930 4 года назад

Me: “My sense of humor is far superior and these jokes aren’t fu-“ “C O N S U M E” Me: *wheeze*

@BigPuddin 3 года назад

Found the zoomer.

@iselac.1147 4 года назад

This whole time ive been watching Soothouse and barely found out its WilburSoot

@yeater5000 5 лет назад

soothouse and callmecarson? my birthday present came a week early

@wow-jw2ql 5 лет назад

Happy early birthday 🎂

@cornonthekobi 5 лет назад

I'm gonna wait a week, then come back

@BustyCatbot 5 лет назад

@@cornonthekobi You failed

@lisahemings4547 5 лет назад

Kàeda lmaooooo 😂

@lankygit1942 5 лет назад

I love Carson but... WHERE IS CALLMEKEVIN

@emailname8624 4 года назад

Feck

@_DMNO_ 4 года назад

more like bore ragnarok

@TheUltimateNavigator1 4 года назад

😍

@averymorrish9686 4 года назад

I like how an entire half of this vid is the mountain lion post.

@shadophaxx2401 4 года назад

Is it just me who has a suspicion that Carson actually wrote that first one and is trying his hardest not to look guilty

@noone8333 3 года назад

Oh oh no yeah that would be a cherry on top

@shadophaxx2401 3 года назад

this comment didn't age well

@mechwarrior5727 3 года назад

This comment aged like fine wine

@octogecko 3 года назад

No. It's about mountain lions, not children.

@TheTrueFool 5 лет назад

The first dude is a furry and doesn't even realize it.

@michaelfapgod4598 5 лет назад

He'll be so happy when he finds e621.net

@HaxxorElite 5 лет назад

@@Stinkus55 Hewwo OwO

@HaxxorElite 5 лет назад

@@Stinkus55 HeWWO UWU

@nighthawkmmnp2806 5 лет назад

Next thing he does is go to Bad dragon and get a mug, then show it off to all his friends who are clueless as to what it means.

@paisley4197 5 лет назад

“hey are you a boy or a girl?” *”I AM WOMAN”*

@jigshawpuzzle 3 года назад

Of all the people to give relationship advice, I don't think it should be him

@nigeladams8321 4 года назад

In terms of the cheese, you should definitely throw it away. mold isn't a surface level thing, just because it's only visible on one side doesn't mean that it hasn't spread throughout the inside

@novagilpatric3071 5 лет назад

23/F and 26/M been together 7 years 🤔...

@calebgindelberger3046 5 лет назад

Shoutouts to the FBI

@garfield4154 5 лет назад

Close age laws say that a minor can date someone who is older than 18 if they are at most 3 years apart in age.

@brosephnoonan223 4 года назад

@@garfield4154 Yes Officer, this man right here.

@garfield4154 4 года назад

Heimskr, Prophet of Talos bitch I’m 14

@KrabbyPatty_ 4 года назад

They are three years apart. How is that pedophilia? Your random US BS laws do not define what's actually a pedophile thing and not. You're hysteric and often don't make any sense. A 19 year old dating a 16/17 year old is not pedophilia. Like, at all. Stop throwing that word around it you don't know what pedophilia actually is. And no, I am no pedo defender but I use that word when it applies to the case, not when a 17 year old dates a 19/20 year old.

@texmex007 5 лет назад

I can't believe that mountain lion bit was as long as it was oh my Stars

@beepboop4741 4 года назад

After a minute or so I snapped out and “ah your finally awake”

@bugsaint3913 4 года назад

I’m sorry Carson

@nulllex0099 5 лет назад

Talk about fast. Wonder what the first guy would say about how mountain lions are terrified of humans, to a would-rather-starve level. Edit: Hey, the hame centre does come up with stupid default names! That's why I have to be careful to always press "cancel"

@itsmesky3545 5 лет назад

2:54 Human women don't have fangs, buts that's exactly what makes them all the more dangerous.

@ikebran5335 4 года назад

In retrospect, seeing Carson on a relationship advice video kind hurts. . .

@acreativename7999 3 года назад

Hurts even more now...

@blessica8343 3 года назад

Ahh

@roofogato 3 года назад

;-;

@SaulTeeNutz 3 года назад

The mountain lion guy was basically trying way too hard to hide the fact that he’s a furry.

@AlexHand 5 лет назад

Idk about mountain lions but if the guy is willing to settle for cougars we've got plenty around here.

@darthrevan1281 5 лет назад

My GF Bastila calls me 'The Warlord...' ...because I literally am one.

@rosehaley6012 4 года назад

I never thought I'd be reading a KOTOR reference in Year of Our Lord 2019, but somehow here we are

@Adahn99 4 года назад

She lets you bring your work home? Lucky you

@darthrevan1281 4 года назад

@Doll - Master I practice social distancing by equipping my firing squads with sniper rifles.

@Adahn99 4 года назад

@@darthrevan1281 But aren't tanks practically bunkers on the road? You could roam freely and be isolated at the same time

@darthrevan1281 4 года назад

@Doll - Master I’ve found that flying a G-wing over the battlefield very low works as well.

@pieterpost6607 3 года назад

r/relationshipadvice ft callmecarson Ironic.

@Michelle_Ghostface_Miller 3 года назад

Yeah ur right

@sol222 3 года назад

Yeah😢

@JuFo2707 3 года назад

Well, that certainly aged like milk

@itsnathanhere2578 3 года назад

It aged like fine cheese

@DirtyRottenTaylor 5 лет назад

Lol. The username one is pretty funny. My default username is ColonialWarchief.

@PrincessFelicie 5 лет назад

So glad for that first dude having found his fursona.

@_Pike 5 лет назад

That is not something you should be happy about

@_DMNO_ 4 года назад

username checks out

@thejay8963 4 года назад

I mean, sure better than him committing zoophilia...

@thejay8963 4 года назад

Egg Well, I suppose it would be better for him to go out and fuck a lion, by your logic?

@lamarrtheheadcrab4679 4 года назад

Egg agreed

@neonriot8614 4 года назад

> r/Relationship_Advice > Ft. CallMeCarson this didn't age well

@whenyou3939 4 года назад

Yeahhhhhhh

@samanatu4123 4 года назад

I was just about to write something like this. Great minds think alike homie

@GippyHappy 4 года назад

Why

@samanatu4123 4 года назад

GippyHappy think

@neonriot8614 4 года назад

bigwhale3

@missdoirpy2870 4 года назад

I guess you could say that the first guy was really into cougars