r/Pettyrevenge I Abandoned My Cheating Boyfriend In The Wilderness 

As someone who sews... oh, man, that petty revenge is PERFECT. It pains me to hear of the scissors being used in that way, so you KNOW the abusive grandmother is rolling in her grave.

I’m sorry, but the cutting shears one is truly beautiful. As a seamstress, who comes from a long line of seamstresses, THIS IS BEAUTIFUL. The idea of using cutting shears on paper sends a shiver up my spine, until I remember it’s vengeful, then it’s magnificent.

I once had a similar encounter to the person in the hair story. This one girl had a real habit of just whacking me with her hair and just sprawling it all over my desk. When I asked her to stop she just told me to f off and to just let her do her thing. So I hatched a plan. Our class had a movie day the next day, and we were allowed to bring any snack we wanted. Knowing full well what was going to happen, I brought in, not a small cup, not a small bowl, a tub, of Nutella. And so halfway through the movie, right on schedule, she whacks me with her hair and sprawls her hair all over my desk. The look on her face was priceless as i got to tell her she just dipped her hair in my nutella. And the best part was she got in trouble for ruining my snack and had to go and get me a new one.

I never understood people who would cheat on their current partner with their ex. Why not just end it with the current partner and go back to the ex. It's just soo stupid.

Who doesn't love this man we get daily content for the morning or night depending on timezones his voice is so relaxing as well

5:13 We used to have this thing at our college where all students would gather to trade and give away books they needed. The college eventually banned it.

Cashier: "One cent, take it or leave it." OP: "Fine." *Gives it to a random student instead and gets $20* Cashier: *Surprised Pikachu Face*

2:50 I'm gonna pull out a bit from r/rareinsults OP your boyfriend is a 91° angle he's obtuse, never right, and super annoying to look at

6:02 wow, OP that is hard core, says your grandma doesn't want to go to heaven cuts deeper then those sheers This belongs on r/rareinsults

Imagine coming back for your bf after he's learned his lesson and you find him eaten

The story about the girl talking about her *ahem* infection from a one night stand reminds me of a time I was waiting for a bus when two girls nearby started discussing the latest piercing one of them had - it was not an ear, nose or even belly button piercing but somewhere much more personal which is too much information to share with a bunch of people who just want to catch a bus in peace

When I used my grandmas cutting shears she just said it's only for cloth and gave me another ones. Oh, and she also let me cut pieces of fabric with them so I had fun and noticed myself it's too big and heavy for my hands(idk how old I was, preschool at least) thats how you should react so your grandkids remember you with love

I really don't under stand why collage books are so expensive it would make more sense to make them cheap for students and not so expensive as a game or worse.

Oh god! As a seamstress myself that one story hurts me to the core! Everyone who sews knows how protective we get over our good fabric sheers! So OP definitely stabs his grandmothers ghost in the ass everytime he uses them xD

6:45 I can just imagine the alternative HOW DARE YOU LISTEN TO MY PRIVATE CONVERSATION You were talk out loud, right behinds and using speaker, you're not the victim here *surprised pikachu face*

That ceramics story OP missed a great pun. They should have said "I began my potting."

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"YOU CAN HAVE AN ANEURYSM ON THE TOILET, YOU NEVER KNOW"

Man, I love when people like Airhead get what they frickin deserve

The 2 people who actually like pettyrevenge: Finally!

Ah yes, being abandoned, quite *petty* and definitely not ludicrously nuclear.

4:37 if that happens then this post would be in the nuclear revenge subreddit, because she would've left him stranded without his phone food or the basic needs to live, and given how out of she he is, I'd could've died from exhaustion or worse

"I'm really sorry to hear about your Herpes!" I lost it!

I stranded a woman in a bad neighborhuud after she wanted to short pay me. Never try to screw over the person who is your only mode of transportation people.

The story of fox and the haire from the uncle remus stories is a perfect example of petty revenge and melious compliance.

The story about the supervisor keeping employees over their scheduled time reminded me of when I worked at a Kroger. More than once I’d be about to clock out when the supervisor/manager would ask if I could stay just a touch longer and when I told them that I’d be hitting overtime they’d laugh and tell me to get out. I always found it funny when it happened.

On the last one, a similar thing happened to my sister. While both me and my sister are used constantly to do all the work in group projects, my sister once got in a group of guys that REFUSED to do any work. She did all the work, and the only thing the guys did was print out what she said they needed and tape it onto a trifold. Now, thing is, the teacher of that class, knew when something was wrong. He was very tall (6,5), had a deep voice, and while he almost never yelled, spoke so loudly it was basically yelling. Yet, he was very funny, and caring, and listened to when students told him personal issues. I loved having him as a teacher. Anyway, so the group sets up the presentation, and the teacher goes around, listening to others present, grading them, and giving them pointers. He then came over to my sister's group. Since the guy's refused to do anything, they even refused to speak. My sister did the entire presentation, while the guys would stare at the board and read what was off of it. After the presentation ended, the teacher asked some questions, to which my sister answered. After the 2nd question, my sister started to respond, but the teacher said 'No no, you've done enough talking. I want to hear from the rest of your group.' Now, imagine this massive 50 something year old with a very deep, loud voice, frowning at these three guys while asking questions, getting madder and frowning more every time they didn't answer or dodged the question. After staying at the group, staring at the three guys for longer than he stayed at the other groups, he thanked only my sister for the presentation, then continued. Safe to say he gave the guys no so good grades, while he gave my sister a great grade, and apologized to her for putting her in that group.

As someone who sews, that story about the scissors hurt my heart. I get why she hated her Nana, but to abuse a good pair of fabric shears like that...

My sister had a similar story to that Airhead one. She was put in a group project of 4 which included herself, a friend of hers that she knew would do work, and 2 others that were really slack. The slackers would never cooperate online, which majority of the project was done on. They could not split up because the group project required 4 people. No more, no less. When my sister and her friend went to complain to the teacher, the teacher said, "Continue as you are. I'll make sure you're marked fairly." Nobody knew, until a week before due date, the friend realised that the teacher could actually see who was doing work and who wasn't. The platforms that the group project was done on allowed the teacher to inspect who had done work, and even when someone overrided someone else's work (which one of the slackers did). The teacher could even check in the group chat. When the friend told my sister about this, they instantly stopped trying to fight against the slacker who was plagiarising their work, and just remained on doing their parts rather than helping do other tasks unless they needed them. A week after the project was handed in, both my sister and her friend passed on really good grades, and the 2 slackers failed.

Intentionally baiting your supervisor to give you overtime for extra money Sounds like a stonks move

that literature class reminds me of a literature class i had at university.. we had to read war and peace & give a speech about it; an arrogant guy thinks nothing of plagiarism.. mid-speech the prof. interrupts to finish the students speech by reading it from the original work which was written by her boss..

My hair is about 4 feet long, I love having long hair and take care of it. But let me just say I KNOW where it is and if it hits something, she knew exactly what she was doing. She deserved to get her hair covered in paint because that just rude entitled behavior!

When it came to buying textbooks, I so quickly went from using the University Bookstore to Amazon, and then not even buying the book unless absolutely necessary! What set me over the edge was that the bookstore had a few options for purchasing books. You could 1.) "buy new," 2.) "rent new," 3.) "buy used," 4.) "rent used". The "rent used" was the cheapest option, BUT if they didn't have a used book to rent, they upgraded you to the "buy new" option! When that happened, I tried protesting that I'd instead just "rent new," but they said they'd have to take my books back and it might be a week to process the new order.... yeah, that was the last time I ever bought something from that book store!

The hiking revenge was appropriate. That guy could have fallen and injured himself on such a steep climb. No phone could have been really really really bad. He was already tired and pissed off which means his judgment would be impared. Leaving him without water was borderline since it was such a long climb but I'm not going to quibble about that. BUT I did think of a worse version. That jerk minus his pants and underware!

Ah, it was a high quality harvest this time. As a seamstress, whose mother and aunts all used to sew, that's a thing of beauty. That said, those old fabric shears will likely still be cutting strong in another 20 to 40 years lol

Revenge: “I’ve used the scissors as a hammer” 😳😳😳😂😂😂😂🤦🏻‍♀️

While I sew and using sewing shears for anything but fabric is annoying, totally justified in this case. What a monster.

The fabric scissors story 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂 I love it.

As someone who has long hair I would never consider swinging it enough to be in someone else's space or desk, that's so frickin rude! She got her Karma, that's for sure.

That last one was cold ASF... :D

As someone who used to work at a collage textbook store, I saw that same thing with selling other students your old books happen all the time and no one who worked at the store had a problem with it, we'd even suggest it when we couldn't buy back the book for a good price or at all.

I've been to the rockies (and also Longs Peak) and that is a killer on the knees and feet. I feel no sympathy for that man.

The first girl who admitted to being “Super manipulative” and then playing it off like it’s no big deal, thats the reason why he cheated on her. He was probably planning on leaving her as she makes herself out to be a total piece of shit.

after a break up like that, just leave his stuff outside.. if he wants it he can arrange to have it picked up.. his stuff is no longer any of your concern..

I worked at a college bookstore a few years ago and the employees got so much shit for the prices of the books and how much we gave during buybacks. I was so worried when college story guy said his buyback price was one penny since I've had people literally scream at me over $80, but I'm really glad he realized it's not the cashier's fault. Cashiers don't control pricing, so if anyone takes umbrage with it, call corporate or by the book elsewhere. The best revenge is to not give them your money at all.

I live in Colorado, and 14ers are DANGEROUS. It depends on the mountain, but being stranded up there without food or water or a phone for emergencies could actually be a death sentence, especially for someone who is not prepared for the hike. It was good that OP left him with his phone, because he may have needed it to call 911 if he needed rescuing. Anyhow, this is closer to r/prorevenge, not r/pettyrevenge.

The holding overtime story reminds me of something I read forever ago about this kid who was made fun of by the other neighborhood kids for being slow and stupid. One of the ways they'd make fun of him was offer him a nickle or a dime, then laugh at him for taking the nickle because it was bigger even though it was worth less than the dime. The neighbor who watched all this asked him why, explaining that the dimes were worth more and the others were making fun of him over it. Well the kid smiled and said that if he picked the dime they'd stop giving him free money and that he already made a few dollars off of them via all the nickels.

if a person on a phone call in public starts bothering you in public, start commenting on their phone call. to them. they're in public so there is no expectation of privacy. have fun with it. if they say "it's a private conversation" say "no it isn't. you're in public"

Some of the book publishers have found a way around even that. For instance my teacher at the beginning of class told everyone they had to remove the plastic seal for the book in front of him. He published or had some kind of standing with the book his name was on it. We never use that book even once that year.

That’s not petty revenge, that’s petty murder

We as a neighbourhood use to swap used school books every year around all the houses. It was great and saved us a fortune until the nuns found out and changed the books we used for nearly every subject every year.

What is it with AITA and going through phones? Going through someone’s phone is legitimate emotional abuse. It’s controlling. What is it with these people

the AUDACITY college bookstores have. a professor didn't send out a booklist for her class until the week of and so i went in, thinking this $240 book would be taken out of my financial aid like it had the entire week before. NOPE! I had to pay for it DIRECTLY and at the end of the year when i went to return it, they offered me a stupid penny.

omg he’s such a good narrator

I get how terrible cheating is but the first OP's giving me pretty bad vibes. Implying being protective over your phone is a red flag, demanding to see his phone, talking about how his weight only wasn't an issue cus he was easy on the eyes, flatout calling herself manipulative?? The guy is bad but she seems to have some bad vibes herself.

I am glad that that gal left the jerk his phone since amateurs hikers are notorious for getting lost on the most easily navigatable trails. He's still going to play hell getting back to his creature comforts which is delightful!

Love the college bookstore story. When i was at university my teacher got tired of having to get students to buy expensive text books. So he wrote his own based on the decades of experience he has in the field. Great book, very helpful. Best part, it was like £10. There a bunch more video and film production books these days, since youtube blew up. But at the time this book was a godsend..

I hated working in groups because we'd always get an airhead that wanted the rest of us to do the work. This passed into my career. We had two months training and one guy treated it like a paid vacation! We were lumped into groups each group randomly selected a company item and we were to create not only a commercial, but a scenario where we sold said item. Our airhead literally twirled his pen and stared at the ceiling the whole time. During our commercial, he was COMPLETELY lost in the script, whole the rest of us were en pointe. Same with our scenario/role play. Our trainer wasn't impressed. Airhead lasted less than two weeks after training and was fired.

About the bookstore story, that's actually how I met my boyfriend. The school was overcharging for a looseleaf copy of a book and wouldn't accept it back...even though it was unopened. Ended up selling it to him for $20 and the rest is history

Dude got stranded....hooked up with a squirrel and is content with his life now.

Taking his phone is theft if she runs rSlash, gonna get her in trouble 😂

The overtime story: Lol yeah I know what story you’re talking about and that is truly a very “don’t fling me in that briar patch!” situation lol

Lol, would have been pretty funny if the person in line with the speaker phone lady called a friend on speaker phone and started talking about the lady's conversation... then turned to her and said, "excuse me, this is a private conversation."

I noticed that when I was in Tenerife that a lot of people use the speaker to have a conversation.

The one with the hair and red pottery piece is small but a bigger revenge than petty revenge

I never understood when people on another human when they risking the life of that human because if the boyfriend died in the wild she would be arrested for murder for being cause that lead to him death just for some petty revenge if you are getting revenge on someone do it smarter not kill them

I’m having déjà vu, I’m almost certain I’ve heard these stories before.

His name is Oliver queen after 5 years stranded on a helling Island he returned with only one goal to save his city

There is no such thing as "too trusting" when talking about your spouse, or partner you plan to spend the rest of your life with.

I remember going to Game Stop as a kid way back. I wanted to sell "Command & Conquer: Red Alert". The kid ahead of me was coincidentally buying that same game from the cashier. They told him 15 dollars. They told me 5 dollars. I offered the other kid my game for 10 dollars. The cashier said we weren't allowed to do that (lol)

Why wouldn't the bookstores be like "Hmm, it's $250 on our shelf, let's pay like 10, 20 for it." but nope, a freaking penny. Imagine buying them back for $10 and then selling them for $250 again, x25 profit. Then again, penny would mean a x25000 time profit so eh.

In our universities we don't buy our own books. The university has a budget for new editions of books and sell the old ones at a bargain. Can't recommend buying outdated ones if you're reliant on the book, but not everyone is. The new editions are handed out to students for free, but you're fined for any damage to the book upon return. Pressure marks from pencil, rips or similar.

I was in a relationship where the girl messed up but dumped me and later when asked, she blamed me for not giving her enough time stuff energy. Bruh I spent 200 plus dollars on her and I failed school because i wanted to spend time with her!

Rslash has become part of my daily routine. I listen to it every morning while making breakfast to start the day. An ill put on reruns at work when it's slow or if im home working in commissions. Keep up the good work sir. Give puppy hug

I live in Colorado. We have 54 peaks over 14,000ft and every year people get lost, have to be rescued or die out there. I get that she was ticked off and wanted revenge, but dumping an inexperienced hiker/climber to fend for themselves out there is just wicked, evil, mean and nasty. I think if I were her, I'd be watching my back, the ex might decide to do worse to her.

I just thought, what would you do if you were stranded next to a road with no phone. Waving to cars amounts to nothing. I think i would pretend to be a dead body on the side of the road.

Man I am totally about to abandon my husband in the wilderness. At least this person had the courage to do it haha

LOL, it's not fox and the hare. It's tar baby. "Please don't throw me in the briar patch!" (Love your channel!)

Oof, longs peak is notorious. People die up there and you start at 3 am

Ive waited like two months to watch this channel just so i can binge all new videos

Those seamstress shear cost hundred of dollars in my country, it's crazy expensive and sharp and hearing op uses it as a hammer/ for open a can makes me flinched

Don’t you just love the stories of how students turn in zero work and put in no effort and then wonder why they failed and have to retake the class again?

In the first story the cheater's belongings should have been stacked neatly near the doorstep for him when he finally returned, with the door lock changed (of course).

You’ve gotten me through 2 deployments, I’ve watched every video including those on patreon❤️

5:41 As seamstress myself I can say... this hurt me, right in my soul... I mean I yell at my brother for trying to use my 50$ Metal scissors for sewing, on like paper, or at all. I don’t think what the grandmother did was right AT ALL, but bro I was cringe what the fact you cut duck tape with those scissors. You are doing a AMAZING good at torturing her were ever she is now!

Yea rslash good idea tell the OP steal someone’s phone and abandon them in the wilderness. You’re SSOOOO smart

Gotta love the misandristic double standards here /s Seriously though, That girl should be in prison.

I’m like airhead failing my class but instead of using stolen work I’m not doing my work and I am watching this

Yeah, I have my fabric scissors and every person in my home knows that they aren't to be touched by anyone, for anything. I have about 30 other pairs of scissors that people can use, but if you touch my fabric scissors then...yeah, sleep in the porch for a week XD

(10:48) "This is like that old children's story with the fox and the hare." You're talking about "Br'er Rabbit and the Briar Patch", right?

I knew a guy in high school who was always on this pc playing games but the funny thing is that he was one of the smartest fast working kids I have ever seen he did about 55% of a 4 person group project and he was a cool guy

For the first one if a guy did this the Internet would probably say he's worse than hitler

Had a 2-semester class which used the same book for both semesters. VA paid for my books. Got a new copy of the book for the 2nd semester and gave it to a classmate who'd been working off others' books the entire 1st semester. That made both of us very happy. To hell with those thieves who run the college bookstores. I believe that classmate passed with a B. No idea what happened to the book after that, and don't much care.

No, fourteeners aren't hiking trails, they are mountains that peak at 14000 feet 14rs have multiple trails on them but aren't themselves a trail

Watching your videos is a great morning routine. Thanks, RSlash! ❤️

my ass that lives in flat-as-hell Illinois: _a 14,000 ft tall mountain sounds terrifying, thanks_

first story sounds little fake. what guy would go on a hike.... in the woods.... alone... with a girl right after he just got busted cheating with said girl. that’s how you end up a cold case.

How dare you use me against myself to get paid overtime!

1¢ for the book ? Even if outdated, it contains info that is still relevant. That bookstore is ridiculous. Could've probably flipped the book at literally any other bookstore that buys used books for even more.

I will NEVER understand a cheater... Honestly aside from the fact that they lived together he treated Op like "the other woman"... She doesn't get to hang out with him and his friends but EX can??? She was being used big time for a place to live and I hope she sees this in hindsight! Cheater: "I have a great relationship but I want my EX too!!!" *In whiny brat voice* Op: "Well now you can just have your EX!" Cheater: "I CAN CHANGE!!!" Op: "No, no you can't... "